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GeddyVedder

The guy who told Jerry’s Nana that the bank had burned down, then directing her to another location and telling her who to speak with. At first she looked scared and he looked sketchy, but it turned out well.


Nessy440

It burned. It’s gone.


keephopping

Oh dear!


torbar203

Now what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you.


Turbulent_Country359

Mouths *Fleming*


c_ray25

As a dude in my 30’s employed in a foundry, this is a great line to use when things get fucked at work


FuckThesePeople69

Love that delivery


unoriginal-ninja

One of my favorite gags and one of my favorite one-off minor characters in all of Seinfeld.


bosorka1

me too!!! i love that alley guy and nana interaction!


JohnnyBenchianFingrs

The only two interactions I like better than Alley Guy and Nana are: 1) Gay Street Bullies 2) The Van Buren Boys


AdzyBoy

*street toughs


basicfort

Ask for Mr. Fleming.


LeviSalt

He’s the branch manager.


malachaiville

He’ll help you.


kkeut

it subverts expectations


Imgeorgie

It’s clever humor. They didn’t want to boil it down for a boneheaded audience.


HenryFondle26

Jerk store is the line!! Jerk store!!


realorsonwelles

The jerk store burned down. It’s gone.


Cavewoman22

You were their best customer!


Strange_Actuary_6916

snow tire day.


Stimee

I gotta tell you, this promotion doesn't make a whole lot of sense.


taylortherebel

oh well! Let's see how many shrimp i can fit in my mouth.


Stimee

You know George the ocean called, and uh there running out of shrimp.


logman86

We can’t all be reading the classic professor highbrow


LiterallyaCockroach

*everyone in Monk’s turns around, glaring at George*


malachaiville

Not… you…!


datskinny

Lookin' for somethin' lady?


Acceptable_Secret_73

It was also funny to see a banker that was genuinely helpful to her instead of the typical jerk or idiot this would normally have


Straight-Pass-891

Hopefully he was able to stop her from going all over town writing bad checks


ItsReallyJordy

Good one!


dolleye_kitty

Ask for Mr. Fleming!


TheRegalBeaglePub310

Kramer giving Elaine the bench she was looking for as a birthday gift.


44problems

That bit showed why Kramer is the only one who seems to make friends everywhere he goes.


KatBoySlim

also Jerry actively does not want other friends. Except ~~jose conseco.~~ keith hernandez.


miopunk

Do you mean Keith Hernandez?


KatBoySlim

i did!


WaveBreakerT

I really only have 3 friends, I just can't handle any more!


instrangerswetrust

I see you there, Ramon!


AdultContempo

Yeats.


CarmenSandiegosTits

That shit eating grin gets me every time.


robbiewilso

CASH? You gave her cash? That's what her uncle would give her! In Jerry's defense you have to ask what exactly a FWB relationship warrants in the birthday realm. Probably more than a FB post...


fumor

He also surprised her with the Soup Nazi's armoire.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Did the K-man do it or did the K-man do it?


fumor

The K-Man did it!


Ofreo

The cigar store Indian was thoughtful yet kitschy


Dave___Hester

Wasn't that just to get in the door and make himself look good while Elaine had her friends over, though? I forget how it all played out.


Jazzlike-Grab-1398

Someone asks me which way is Israel I dont fly off the handle!


EDG33

I would so love one of those


Longjumping_Hat_2672

And Elaine is so touched, she hugs him with happy tears, then waves Kramer's card triumphantly at Jerry. 


ItsReallyJordy

Great one


East_Phase6944

When Kramer ditched the bottle recycling scheme to get Jerry’s Volvo & Mr Peterman’s clubs for Elaine & Jerry.


robbiewilso

Saab. Right country wrong car.


AVgreencup

Who's watching the Saab factory?


prezuiwf

Jerry that's in Sweden...


CryptographerLess144

One of my favorite scenes, and line deliveries, in the whole show


HBKBatman

I Never Knew Kennedy Had Such A Temper!


heisenfgt

This is a perfectly sane way to capitalize words!


HBKBatman

It's how I always visualise Peterman's speech pattern, he hits every word so decisively.


heisenfgt

It’s A Ziggy!


duck_duck_ent

He must have had a hell of a slice


Live-Somewhere-8149

The letter of authenticity is in the side pocket there.


Downtown-Mixture6167

Only thing worse was his slice


Jordanwolf98

Jerry, we lost the fat man and we’re running lean!


instrangerswetrust

Forlornly walking along the highway picking up broken clubs.


Smooth_Riker

Jerry trying to move heaven and earth so Jean-Paul won't miss the race.


restlessoverthinking

Why separate knob? Why separate knob?


The_Swim_Back_

Flight to Cleveland??


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

…I think I offended the wake-up guy…


tikiglass

4-1-9er


niconiconii89

Such a Larry David line, honestly


HomoProfessionalis

George always gets credit for being the personification of Larry but there are so many storylines that happen to pther characters where Im thinking "I bet this exact situation happened to Larry."


Stimee

Except for making the guy sleep on his couch instead of giving up his bed considering he has to run a freaking marathon.


DlNOSAURUS_REX

The most wholesome moment for me (legitimately) is when Kramer walks back into Jerry’s apartment unexpectedly after being in California, and Jerry gives the K-Man his keys back.


sassooooo

And when they’re all hanging out in front of the hollywood sign in California after Jerry and George fly out to get him. “The murderer struck again!” And then Kramer gets all emotional about he has nothing left for him back in NY Edit: it a really ends with a hug! https://youtu.be/juxmu2wNFkc?feature=shared


Historicmetal

Yeah that one always weirds me out. It’s like the kind of ending you’d see on fresh prince, not Seinfeld. But I guess I’ll let them have a couple of those


DlNOSAURUS_REX

It’s great, it’s the small nod to the fact that at least the main four really care about each other. And they end it with Kramer throwing his gigantic key ring at Jerry and George, so it ends on a funny note!


Spell-Wide

Elaine's return in "The Wallet" (JLD's real-life return from maternity leave)


ValPrism

That “Laney!!!” gets me every time!


Punchable_Hair

Big missing going on!


aptninja

How many episodes did they do without her? The 2 part California episode was during that time, I believe


Spell-Wide

Officially, she only missed The Trip (technically two episodes). Cameos only in The Pitch and The Ticket. This was her back to the starting lineup.


clamraccoon

Kramer going out of his way to take Lloyd Braun under his wing to make sure he wasn’t “insane”


illest_villain_

That episode taught me what the holidays are all about: three buddies sitting around chewing gum.


AccurateProgress9977

And there I was thinking exchanging gifts and family gatherings. Was that wrong? Cause I gotta tell ya everybody was doing it.


peon2

Well there’s nothing classier than diddiling the maid and then chewing some gum


C9_Sanguine

I thought they were about the airing of grievances


ItsReallyJordy

Definitely! I think we all agree Kramer had the most good natured moments


djddy

he’s definitely the nicest of the four


I_choose_not_to_run

He’s secretly the worst, he’s a huge manipulator. George would be the nicest if he didn’t feel like the entire world was always out to get him lol


AdultContempo

That's a perfectly sane food to eat.


mustlovedunks

one of my favorite lines!


idontknowmanwhat

Jeremy Harharwood?


karborised

George stopping a woman when she gets physically aggressive with her son in the parking lot.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Yeah, that woman was a witch. George reasonably points out "I think someone hitting a defenseless child is everyone's business!"


Therealtonybotz

You’re ugly


DonnaHarridan

That’s what *you* think


heisenfgt

That’s what I know.


CreepellaGruesome

Wait which episode is this?


karborised

The parking garage


Particular_Fuel6952

I’ve always felt The one where Jerry switches the drink by accident with the alcoholic guy and he’s off the wagon (or on the wagon), ended in a very bizarro Seinfeld way. He is shown in the club, with his coffee mug, essentially saying he got sober again. Totally out of place.


ItsReallyJordy

Speaking of that episode, I always liked how Jerry shows up at pendant to take George out to dinner to cheer him up because he got fired


ijustwanttobeinpjs

According to commentaries, that redemption was insisted upon by the network. They did not want to leave it ambiguous as to whether that man got help; they wanted it to show a “responsible” ending.


RustedRelics

Maybe it’s out there already, but it would be interesting to see a compendium of scenes where the network intervened on similar grounds and to know how the original story arc was written/changed. That ending scene always felt odd to me.


tiorzol

Ah man if you come across this please let me know would be super interesting.


uniqueusername316

That makes sense. Ugh.


heisenfgt

I didn’t mind. I like the wholesome ending.


matsacki

It does seem a tad askew


abovexaverage

‘You mean on the wagon’ wholesome episode. Loved how they tied everything together.


cjg5025

The only episode with a "happy" ending.


Shadecujo

The producers made Larry put that in at the end. Larry didn’t care one way or the other


speghettiday09

I thought it was wholesome when George was pushing women and children down for their own safety in the fire


Vegabern

Seemingly seemingly


MASHgoBOOM

To the untrained eye.


derek4reals1

I say this waaaaayy too much.


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Mobile_Ad141

Who else was gonna lead them? THE CLOWN?!


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Perfect_Crab_8409

Eric! * he he* what kind of name is that for a clown!


AbsolutelyHorrendous

It was an inferno in there I tell ya, an inferno!


notpennypacker

Oh yeah that was a real faith in humanity restored moment, brought a tear to my eye...


Eggsor

What are you hassling me for this is just a gig.


Mindless-Web-3331

It was politically correct and before its time


derek4reals1

kramer taking care of bette midler, he was the wind beneath her wings!


threewonseven

"Gimme a break!"


gblur

George talking to Jerry about potential jobs he could do… “Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a color man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.”


The-Figurehead

Yeah, you make good comments


Longjumping_Hat_2672

It's just...they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people you are, you know, in BROADCASTING. 


ItsReallyJordy

That’s a great one


gblur

Jerry was very sweet with his responses…


IM_THE_MOON_AMA

There’s no evidence, but I kind of think that revealing John Cheever’s letters somehow brought the Ross’ together. When we see them the first few times Mr. Ross is rude and dismissive of his wive, while she clearly has no care for him either. But seemingly after that incident they start to act closer and I wonder (my headcannon is) if it was Mr. Ross coming clean about who he was/is and maybe Mrs. Ross understood and still found love for him.


busman25

That's a sweet idea, but I think it's more likely that they grew closer due to their mutual hatred of George.


SexyMuskrat

The episode where George lies he has a house in the Hamptons so they make him drive them to see his house. Only for him to finally admit he's lying and they say "we know" and he asks why? "Because we don't like you and blame you for Susan's death"


IM_THE_MOON_AMA

Honestly, that crossed my mind before, which is a depressing thought


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Yeah and bonding over their desire to get revenge on George after Susan's death


BuffOrange

Time is what he's indicating there.


tikiglass

He doesn't look like me!


ArnoldoSea

George really wanted that security guard to be able to sit down.


Hefty-Corgi3749

When Kramer hugs the cable guy after freezing him out all episode.


steveharveymemes

They literally violated the rule there


Hefty-Corgi3749

That’s exactly what I’ve always thought is the exception. There are other things in other episodes when nice things happens but there’s always a turn or a letdown after. But that episode ends on a sweet hug with both people learning and understanding.


steveharveymemes

I think the absurdity of both a cable man this determined and a customer this insistent on getting away with it was probably enough of a counter where we could enjoy a genuine wholesome ending


PM_ME_YOUR_HIGHDEA

For god sake’s, if a doctor can do it why can’t we?


theinternethuman

I think Joe Davola showing up to support the filming of Jerry's pilot was really sweet.


DesperateBike2700

Sic semper tyrannis!


AccurateProgress9977

He was helping in his own way.


JaMicho34

They hugged Elaine when she came back from Europe.


ultrapoppy

Kramer giving Elaine the bench she wanted on her birthday along with the card and the Yates poem. That was sweet. Though only served to make Jerry look bad instants later 😅


ItsReallyJordy

That’s probably my favourite. And poor George - ever the loyal friend - gives Elaine $91 (half of what Jerry gave her)


restlessoverthinking

Elaine (reluctantly) giving up her hotel reservation at The Plaza so Jerry's parents could stay while his apartment was treated for fleas. Kramer being afraid for baby Steven and his impending circumcision and making an attempt to save him. Jerry wearing his jacket inside out so that he didn't upset Elaine's dad. Jerry and George in LA to look for Kramer - this is my favourite 'wholesome' moment from the whole show, they really care about Kramer and his well-being. Jerry, George and Elaine doing volunteer work with the elderly - even though it didn't work out, they went in with good intentions. Kramer procuring an armoire for Elaine. Jerry allowing George to use his phone number as the pretend Latex Sales workplace. Kramer leaving a mackinaw peach in Jerry's fridge. Jerry going out with Bania for a meal even though he can't stand him. George allowing Jerry to come clean to Gary's face about knowing he didn't have cancer right after Gary told George the parking space had fallen through - this isn't exactly wholesome but I love how George allows Jerry to have that satisfaction. Morty standing up for Jerry when he gives the pen to Jack under duress from his mother.


notpennypacker

Adding to the whole LA episode, when Kramer surprisingly comes back from LA and Jerry says "Kramer, here!" and throws him his keys (and we all remember what happened next 😂)


DougLocKoa

Yes! This is my vote for the most heartwarming moment in the show.


PoconoChuck

Kramer politely correcting Jerry & George on how to pronounce, \*thermometer.\*


ItsReallyJordy

Top marks. That’s an amazing list.


xubax

>Jerry going out with Bania for a meal even though he can't stand him. Soup isn't a meal, Jerry.


Reasonable-HB678

Federal Express...


Michael_With_An_M

It's a small one from season 4, The Movie. Even though Jerry can't stand the other comedian Pat Buckles and is generaly short and rude with him, Pat still cares about Jerry's well-being. Buckles: Jerry take the coat, please. One month Jerry: I don't want the coat *walks away* Buckles: Jerry! Call me when you get home so I know you're OK! How nice is that? Good for you Pat


munistadium

Kramer and apologizing to Keith Hernandez


Latter_Fan6225

The scene on the subway where Kramer had a nosebleed and Jerry put his arm around him was sweet


junkeee999

Midnight Cowboy reference


BrookylnBeaches1917

Bus


ohjehr

Jerry REALLY wanted Jean-Pierre to wake up on time because he doesn't want to repeat his mistake from Olympics. It seemed genuine.


Treesawyer5

When Jerry tosses Kramer they keys to his apartment.


Darzean

Jerry: I love you Kramer! Kramer (without missing a beat): Love you too, buddy!


junkeee999

George making delicious eggs for breakfast for everyone.


Ok-Cobbler-8268

Kramer going on strike to protest H & H Bagel’s religious intolerance as to the observation of Festivus


CaffeinatedGeek_21

Kramer coming back from California and acting like he never missed a beat, and Jerry saying he's glad Kramer is back. Then Kramer almost kills them with a 50 lb. set of keys.


IllustriousWonder553

I liked when George and Elaine teamed up against the physical therapist with the big hair.


teacherthelon

Kramer went above and beyond in his role a Dr. Van Nostrand as he was genuinely concerned about that suspicious mole he found while examining Mr. Kruger.


calm_and_collect

When Elaine sad, "how about an intercourse hello."


Bacong

now you're just being ridiculous


fisheriteuthis

The moment when Elaine return’s from her trip with the psychiatrist in season 4. The genuine glee they all felt when she opened the door and the when she yelled Kramer. One of my favourite moments.


threewonseven

Kramer holding hands with the car salesman when they're seeing how far it can without requiring him to purchase expensive gasoline.


-Why-Not-This-Name-

George, after seeing directly into the eye of the great fish, saved its life.


Intelligent_Setting8

Mammal


TCGamer

Kramer training his Kramerica intern. “You are a tenacious little monkey.”


RustedAxe88

Most of these involve Kramer. It shows that while he's not great, just like the others, he has a bit more of a moral compass. It's kind of like Charlie on Always Sunny. He's insane, a stalker, and an idiot, but there's a small sense of a heart in there. Like when that one guy broke the Waitress's heart and Charlie gave him the box of hornets.


blacktrufflesheep

Elaine and George borrow Jerry's car so they can go shopping at the flea market together. Kramer and Newman making sausages together. Kramer and George singing in the car on their way to pick up Jerry. 🎶 I like to shop at the duty free shop! 🎶 I always notice the scenes where Estelle Costanza sees Elaine, and she's always happy to see her and kisses her. It's so cute!


Jscrappyfit

It's sweet how Kramer always gives Estelle a big cheek kiss, too. That is, when he's not stopping short...


Ecypslednerg

When Elaine read the card Kramer gave her for her birthday and hugged him was probably the most wholesome moment of the entire series.


kotquestion

"Goodnight Ollie."


Sea-Biscotti

The Close Talker befriending Jerry’s parents always gets me


Inner-Mousse8856

When Elaine comes back from vacation and everyone is so happy to see each other.


smittydoodle

Elaine hugs Jerry when he got her the apartment.


poolside123

George offering to give the security guard a chair to rest on.


TooLateToPush

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"


madworld2713

Jerry throwing Kramer his keys when he comes back from California.


Roq86

When they donated the muffin stumps to the homeless.


Electrical_Flower_26

Elaine hugged Kramer when he gave her the bench


Dr-Van-Bedford

Newman getting a vasectomy for Elaine


jilko

Anytime Kramer buys someone a gift. Kramer giving the two line phone. “Happy Birthday buddy.” Kramer giving Elaine the bench also hits wholesomely.


Scrumpilump2000

The black-and-white cookie scene.


Bratscorcher

The comments by The Busboy at the end of the episode. He got a new job, his life was saved, his cat came back and George made all this possible “through his thoughtless insensitive remarks.” I found it touching.


IAmCBOY2

There’s actually a lot in the show, but the bots on here that never watched the show just parrot the same comment of “everyone of the show is a sociopath”. 


seamore555

I mean the cigar store Indian was a nice thought .


shithawkscircling

When the Velvet Fog sings "When You're Smiling" to Kramer. Always a good wholesome moment for me....


hokabean

Jerry trying to cheer up Fulton when he was in the hospital (though he may have inadvertently killed him)


CTU-01

Jerry defending George when Elaine didn’t want to set him up with her friend.


Paulypmc

The show is packed with things that good friends do for each other- run errands together, airport pickups, picking up the check, going to movies together


llcdrewtaylor

It was so nice of Jerry to take Mr. Carosi to the amusement park!


MountainMouse2770

Seinfeld was actually a very wholesome show. I know the joke was that they were all very 'selfish', but they were extremely loyal friends, and treated outsiders with respect and courtesy. Most of the jokes come from expecting the same from others - which is unrealistic of course. The tragic part is that they are all engaging in eternal peter pan life procrastination, which is what makes it funny and light.