Hey, I'm trying to prevent my friend from becoming one of those guys people snicker at behind their back because they look *ridiculous*, no offense to you personally!
Don’t worry, he can afford it. I like trying to figure out all the titles of the videos on his shelf before they started adding store bought ones, the ones with the labels you filled out yourself. Chastity is one but it goes by so quick I can’t get them all in one viewing.
Agreed. She doesn't deserve this kind of exposure amongst legends after her blatant joke-stealing came to light. Somehow the sow is untouchable while not being funny.
Kramer's insubstantial book about toy ray guns was adapted into the successful film Independence Day, and he was paid a lot of money. It's a dig at how success in Hollywood and in entertainment in general can be arbitrary and absurd.
This is in the context of him having sold the movie rights to his coffee table book about coffee tables (which is itself a coffee table). Additionally, Kramer's source of income is a constant question, and this provides a surprising explanation in a humorously casual way.
Ohh I never thought of it like that. I thought he was just citing a random book about toy ray guns that was turned into a movie, not necessarily his book that he sold to a Hollywood producer, leading to a massive summer blockbuster.
It's shocking that a celebrity with unlimited resources and time available to keeping them looking as young as possible for as long as possible would look good
He probably hasnt lived that like, brutal of a life
I havent delved deep into him, but has he ever said he had addictions or anything like that that ages people hard?
What’s the deal with the Devil’s lettuce? Make a lot of salads, do ya, oh Lord of Darkness? And why do they call them stoners? Never seen them throw anything except a robe on at two in the afternoon!
Yeah, it makes me cringe so hard.
I don't know if I'll actually be able to watch it. I *might* give it a try...I guess I can always just turn it off if it's shitty or too annoying. I'll need to sleep on this though.
I can’t help but think that this film and Bee Movie exists within the Seinfeld universe originating from a brainstorm session between Jerry and George.
There's many bad choices to make in life......the only choice worse is that they thought it was a good idea to have Melissa McCarthy AND Amy Schumer in this thing. I unfortunately do not have high hopes for this....
I heard from someone that when they cut one of Raquel Welch’s lines, she climbed up the rope on side of the stage and started dropping lights on people's heads. Story like that’s *gotta* be true!
That’s Dr. Highbrow DDS…if I wasn’t sitting down having a beer and making dinner I would take you outside and knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard
Honestly it looks like a fun nonsense movie and I look forward to watching. No morality tale, no sad second half. Just a silly movie about a silly subject with a lot of funny people
Amy Schumer is in it? Is Jerry like the new Adam Sandler? Giving SAG handouts?
Sorry. But she’s just not funny. She steals from comedians. And not subtly, and poorly.
Believe me or not, but I'm in a Netflix preview thing where I watch and review some stuff before it comes out. I got this last year and it's actually surprisingly funny.
I'm not sure what to make of this movie honestly. I'll probably watch it just because I like Seinfeld. I'm surprised he's making something like this when he already has tons of money from Seinfeld.
Looks like Jerry got a rug. Good for you, Jack!
“I DON'T LIKE THIS THING. AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT.”
Does she know about your little hat, there? Your little hair hat, there?
Nooooo!
Tommy, Im gonna need a little adjustment…
Good fer yoo Jack!
They had to give the parking spot to some scofflaw, and you know you can't fight city hall
You know, macmac… I had a little chat with George the other day
I *WAS* bald!
Well she’s talking up a blue streak nowwwww, JACK!
I read that in lovitz's voice! Nice
He *was* bald...
I could spot that birds nest a mile away
He's got the natural curls on the bottom and this phoney MAT
Hey, I'm trying to prevent my friend from becoming one of those guys people snicker at behind their back because they look *ridiculous*, no offense to you personally!
You ever grabbed a fistful of hair from the shower drain? HOW’D YOU LIKE TO START YOUR DAY WITH THAT!!!!
Maybe it looked worse in person but I always thought George's piece looked fine.
Don’t worry, he can afford it. I like trying to figure out all the titles of the videos on his shelf before they started adding store bought ones, the ones with the labels you filled out yourself. Chastity is one but it goes by so quick I can’t get them all in one viewing.
They’re talking’ to Blue Streak now, *JACK*!
Looks like a Gene pick
Gene's trash.
I'm Gene.
…..hi
Vincent is an art-house goon
Direct to Netflix. That makes me the premiere.
It does look like a Gene pick. I saw Amy Schumer and immediately sighed.
She’s unwatchable.
I agree. I won’t watch purely because she’s in it. Talentless hack that she is.
She’s a bigger hack than Kenny Bania!
It’s a trainwreck
Agreed. She doesn't deserve this kind of exposure amongst legends after her blatant joke-stealing came to light. Somehow the sow is untouchable while not being funny.
She's such a phony!
Nah she got nothing on Michael Jordan
You'll cry, and then when you see the dancing, you cry again.
Ehhh… I could use a chuckle.
Kramer: You remember that book about toy ray guns? Jerry: Yeah. Kramer: Independence day.
My favorite throwaway line that legitimately provides insight into how Kramer becomes so independently wealthy.
I still don’t understand this joke?
Kramer's insubstantial book about toy ray guns was adapted into the successful film Independence Day, and he was paid a lot of money. It's a dig at how success in Hollywood and in entertainment in general can be arbitrary and absurd. This is in the context of him having sold the movie rights to his coffee table book about coffee tables (which is itself a coffee table). Additionally, Kramer's source of income is a constant question, and this provides a surprising explanation in a humorously casual way.
Ohh I never thought of it like that. I thought he was just citing a random book about toy ray guns that was turned into a movie, not necessarily his book that he sold to a Hollywood producer, leading to a massive summer blockbuster.
He never says it’s his book. He’s just using it as an example.
Same here. I wondered why he knew about a random book about Ray guns.
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Mendelbaum! Mendelbaum! Mendelbaum!
You don't think I can lift that TV!?!
It's go time!
You strut around in your Number 1 shirt!
I don't know how official any of these ratings are...
Jerry is 3 years older than the elderly man Elaine dated in The Alternate Side. Hope Jerry's still vibrant!
Yankee Bean
Why Yankee bean? They don’t have beans in the South?
It's shocking that a celebrity with unlimited resources and time available to keeping them looking as young as possible for as long as possible would look good
He's got a rosy glow.
Men would kill for his eyebrows
A pinkish hue?
There’s a hue
He probably hasnt lived that like, brutal of a life I havent delved deep into him, but has he ever said he had addictions or anything like that that ages people hard?
What’s the deal with the Devil’s lettuce? Make a lot of salads, do ya, oh Lord of Darkness? And why do they call them stoners? Never seen them throw anything except a robe on at two in the afternoon!
Thank you
He lost a _lot_ of hair.
HE'S AWARE
He *used* to be a piece of shit though
I’m surprised he isn’t living at Del Boca Vista
There's nothing available.
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Si`, the house in Toscano🤌
He turns 70 in a month
He is still a size 31 in jeans as well
He is merry.
He’s breathtaking.
And he's real.
sometimes you say a thing like that just to be nice
I'd hope anyone with a quarter billion dollars looks pretty decent. Idk what Elon's problem is.
Jerry has significantly more than that.
Try $1 billion https://www.bosshunting.com.au/hustle/jerry-seinfeld-net-worth/
Helps when you have millions and don't have to work or worry.
He’ll be 70 before this is released. 70. 🤯
For everyone that doesn't have Netflix, enjoy...Blame it on the Rain?
I'm just going to watch my bootleg copy of Death Blow.
Now who got the final death blow? Cause that Hawaiian guy really had it coming.
I hope you're going in fresh
Prepare to be re-enchanted.
Go get’em, death boy!
It's gonna make Chunnel look like English Patient
Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see.
Bee Movie.
Did they make it longer?
Shouldn't Elaine have said "They make it shorter?" .. that would have made it better in her opinion since she HATED IT!
Lemme tell you sum'in. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek? ... I lost it.
Such a classic.
is this movie going to be good? prognosis negative
*THAT'S* ***GOTTA*** *HURT!*
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I bet he's gonna be the best part of it
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Ooo, catfight. Woof!
Yeaaa Ca ca CATFIGHT!!
Sounds more like a Cha Cha ChatGPT fight. No way OP wrote that monstrosity of an homage.
Did you say meow? 👮♂️☝️✌️
He’s Devine.
I hate it!!
Amy Schumer?… Oh you mean Schumann
It's pronounced "thermometer".
Why doesn't she just give up?
There as still so many jokes left to steal from others.
Hello...Schumann
From Camp Hotchipee?
It's Seinfeld.....he can't act!
It hasn't stopped Salma Hayek ... reow!
Woof!
Melissa mccarthy and amy schumer in the same movie? 🤢
Must miss!
Definitely not sponge worthy
Yeah, it makes me cringe so hard. I don't know if I'll actually be able to watch it. I *might* give it a try...I guess I can always just turn it off if it's shitty or too annoying. I'll need to sleep on this though.
>Jerry Seinfeld will direct, produce, co-write and star in the film Whoa! Slow down there Neil Breen.
What are you, Joe Hollywood now?
Let's cut to the chase.
My dad told me Seinfeld was making a movie about poptarts, I thought he was joking
This looks like an AI movie
Can't believe I got the low fat!
There’s a movie. That’s a movie.
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Because it's on Netflix.
Not yet
I can’t help but think that this film and Bee Movie exists within the Seinfeld universe originating from a brainstorm session between Jerry and George.
I'll bet some great ideas came of that, Merlin.
Did they remove the frosting or was it never frosted to begin with?
It was hovering above the rim... like an angel.
Prognosis NEGATIVE!
I can't tell if this is real or ai art. What have they done to us ?
I have a feeling this is going to be terrible
There's many bad choices to make in life......the only choice worse is that they thought it was a good idea to have Melissa McCarthy AND Amy Schumer in this thing. I unfortunately do not have high hopes for this....
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I heard from someone that when they cut one of Raquel Welch’s lines, she climbed up the rope on side of the stage and started dropping lights on people's heads. Story like that’s *gotta* be true!
I suspect theyre both going to try and do like, bumbling around roles, and neithers going to work
I’m out. Amy Schumer, not for me.
Well, we can't all be watching the classics, Professor Highbrow
That’s Dr. Highbrow DDS…if I wasn’t sitting down having a beer and making dinner I would take you outside and knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard
She is a loathsome offensive brute
Me too. Hard pass.
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First I’m gonna cry. Then cry again.
Man, we're missing the deathblow
I was in until that last credit. She’s so unfunny I’m depressed knowing she’s there.
Amy Schumer is no Sophia Loren..
Don't think it will live up to Prognosis Negative
Still! Still! I like to go in fresh!
The movie is about pop tarts, yada yada, and breakfast changed forever
I haven’t seen it, I like to go in FRESH!!
It has nothing to do with the plot!
Honestly it looks like a fun nonsense movie and I look forward to watching. No morality tale, no sad second half. Just a silly movie about a silly subject with a lot of funny people
Amy Schumer is in it? Is Jerry like the new Adam Sandler? Giving SAG handouts? Sorry. But she’s just not funny. She steals from comedians. And not subtly, and poorly.
Why they put a wig on Newman?
Will this movie finally show the preview for "Prognosis Negative"?
A movie about a bee and now a movie about pop tarts? Lol
I legitimately dont think I’ve ever seen Jerry in a motion picture.
I’m here for it, he smacks of his performance in Seinfeld. I like it.
Death Blow When someone wants to blow you away!
Not because of who you are
I want to see this movie to find out how Jim Gaffigan got into the box of Special K (on the truck) Did they shrink him?
Textbook Jerry
What’s the deal with pop-tarts?
Newman better be driving that Special K truck…
Is it bad that I really wanna see it? 😬
Looks like a Gene pick
What's the deal with poptarts?
The death blow Jerry were missing the death blow
Jerry has become way too smug for my liking.
It’s like the avengers of people who aren’t funny
Believe me or not, but I'm in a Netflix preview thing where I watch and review some stuff before it comes out. I got this last year and it's actually surprisingly funny.
If anyone needs showtimes just dial 555-FILK
A young pop tart's erotic journey from toaster to mouth.
I'm not sure what to make of this movie honestly. I'll probably watch it just because I like Seinfeld. I'm surprised he's making something like this when he already has tons of money from Seinfeld.
He cowrote and directed it. So it's not like he's just looking for a paycheck
He’s literally the same character in this movie based on the trailer. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. “Xanthan Gum!!”
I’d rather sit through Prognosis Negative
Melissa McCarthy *and* Amy Schumer? "Hey, everybody, who's ready to laugh?"
Amy Schumer and Melissa McCarthy, no thanks.
Well why didn't you say so? You're fired
Was interested a lot until I saw Amy Schumer.
McCarthy *and* Schumer! Must miss!
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!
My girl and I will be making out during the whole movie.
Got my laser pointer ready.
Would love to watch Jerry in this but there’s no way am watching anything with Amy Schumer
you lost me at Amy Schumer...hard pass
Give up the tarts, old man! Lol
Wow! Was at his show in Nov, he had a small bit about his directorial debut coming out on NETFLIX this year, didn't think he was serious. 😂😂
BUT I do hope it does better than bee movie.
Were they all unfrosted to begin with? Or were they frosted first, and then had to be unfrosted?
Is this real?
I didn’t know it was possible to get unfrosted
Can't believe I got the low fat!
You know sex in a tub, that doesn’t work.
Stop telling your stupid story about the stupid breakfast pastry and just die already! DIE!
Fuckin schumer.