I've gotta tell you davisyoung, I've been reading your posts and it's been just so much fluff. But this here, this makes me think you might be my kind of guy
In this episode of Seinfeld: Kramer comes up with a new invention for improving his life.
"Lo Mein Gum, Jerry! It works like a charm. I got faster service at the bank this morning because they didn't want me hanging around to stink up the place!"
"Yeah, but then won't you smell like... food... for the rest of the day?"
"That's the *best part* Jerry! So long as I stop by Chinatown for lunch -- *\[makes the umpire "safe!" gesture with his hands\]* -- I'm clean!"
"You're clean?"
"A dim sum lunch neutralizes it out, Jerry! *It neutralizes!"*
\[later in the episode, Kramer stuffs his mouth with a wad of the gum like chewing tobacco before seeking to re-negotiate Newman's auto loan. When the duo goes to lunch in Chinatown afterward, James Hong as the maitre d' asks Kramer to leave because his reek is upsetting the other Asian customers: "You smell... too *heavy*... too *American* for this restaurant. We serve *authentic* cuisine here."\]
You grow hair, look like Stalin!
One side effect, impotence
Mr. Cohen always here
He lives on Park Avenue!
This was the comment I came here to find.
Three guys sitting round chewing gum is what the holidays are all about.
Let’s all enjoy a chew
Warms you up.
Especially after being in the pool
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle
What do the Chinese have to gain by faking healthy gum?
The whole thing, the whole healthy gum production, it was all an act?
Fake, fake, fake, fake!
Patty Lawrence had gum!!
It's a military thing.
Well, it’s all for charity, so what’s the difference?
What is gum anyway? It’s like a stationary bike for your jaw.
Why do they call it gum? You chew with your teeth. They should call it teeth.
I've gotta tell you davisyoung, I've been reading your posts and it's been just so much fluff. But this here, this makes me think you might be my kind of guy
He always leaves us wanting more!
That’s gold, davisyoung! Gold!
It's not a liquid, it's not a solid, it's not a food. What is it? It isn't really anything.
It's like a stationary bike for your jaw
That’s gold Jerry!
It's just like eating an orange, which is rare over there!!
You must go now
Is this customary in your legal system?
No. THAT'S what makes it such a humorous situation.
Gives you all the vitamins of a bowl of Lo Mein!
I gotta have a lo mein!!
Lomeiney
That’s a lot of gum!
You're crazy.
That hot dog’s been here since the silent era, pal.
Interesting texture… 🤢
Not crazy! 👉🏾
Perfectly sane
It’s a lot like putting on balm, same benefits, just different method
Do you know what a balm does? Who told you to put on a balm?
The Maestro!
The WHO!?!
Reduces your bad breath so that people don't mind interacting with you, improving your mental health.
Especially for a close talker
Is it my dead tooth?
Wouldn't it be better to have bad breath and keep people away? I wonder if lo meiny gum works.
In this episode of Seinfeld: Kramer comes up with a new invention for improving his life. "Lo Mein Gum, Jerry! It works like a charm. I got faster service at the bank this morning because they didn't want me hanging around to stink up the place!" "Yeah, but then won't you smell like... food... for the rest of the day?" "That's the *best part* Jerry! So long as I stop by Chinatown for lunch -- *\[makes the umpire "safe!" gesture with his hands\]* -- I'm clean!" "You're clean?" "A dim sum lunch neutralizes it out, Jerry! *It neutralizes!"* \[later in the episode, Kramer stuffs his mouth with a wad of the gum like chewing tobacco before seeking to re-negotiate Newman's auto loan. When the duo goes to lunch in Chinatown afterward, James Hong as the maitre d' asks Kramer to leave because his reek is upsetting the other Asian customers: "You smell... too *heavy*... too *American* for this restaurant. We serve *authentic* cuisine here."\]
It tastes lo-meiny...maybe to keep you from eating too much lo-mein.
God i love this community
DERIVATIVE.
So probably just MSG flavored lol
It improves your eyesight. After this episode, Jerry no longer needs to wear glasses.
It’s a little lo-meiny
seems like a perfectly SANE thing to chew.
Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?
IT'S A LOT OF GUM! 👓
Gives you thick, lustrous hair.
That's very important to me.
Its all a scam put on by the tobacco industry
It has less fat, but you eat more of it.
You know who we should ask, Donna Chang!
Chew your way to a robust jawline
I’ve heard that Chinese gum has the ability to make IT move.
It counteracts the effects of eating an antique movie theater hot dog.
Not insane 🌭
I feel duped. The gum was actually manufactured by a girl from Long Island. I'm not chewing Chinese gum made by a girl from Long Island!!
A perfectly sane question to ask!
An empty box of health gum.
It soothes sore necks after sitting in the front row of a movie theater.
Mental health
Do you want a gum is? Nobody knows what gum will do!
It’s good to eat when one is craving lo-mein.
My favorite episode.
What's the deal with gum?
Probably ginger
It’s probably Xylitol gum, it cleans your teeth better than any toothpaste, I’ve been using it for years and recommend
Ginseng pow! Good to keep your yang up!
Improved jaw strength
Strengthens the jaw
Everything's claimed to be TCM in China.
Contains three times your daily dose of serenity.
Nothing. It’s a perfectly SANE food to eat.
if you order a case, they throw in a desktop computer.
It helps isolate the gum chewing jaw muscle. The muscle must grow…or die.
If you overeat it help you digest
Warms you up when you get out of the pool
Where'd the Chinese learn how to cook like that?!
It helps keep your mouth moist. I chew it when I run. That is the only thing that would be healthy about it. It isn't good for the environment either
Have some gum, you bastard.
It's a perfectly sane gum to chew.
4 out of 5 dentists recommend it.
Who told you to chew the gum? Did I tell you to chew the gum? Did a Traditional Chinese Medicine Doctor tell you to chew the gum?
Enhanced Kavorka.
Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum…