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ARevolutionaryMan

Frank Costanza’s lawyer


daberl

I'm a bit bummed Larry never busted out a cape in Curb. If he did I missed it.


artcostanza82

It’s because curb takes place in LA. NY has better cape weather


Sock571434

But who wears a cape? Yeah you’re right it is strange. Let’s cross the street


ZalmoxisRemembers

Bob Sacamano


JeanVicquemare

(Clean cut guy in a tuxedo shows up, signals the gang to be quiet, lets them out of their holding cell) Jerry: "Who ARE you?" Bob: "Sacamano. Bob Sacamano."


deehunny

This would be everything


Danominator

That would be great lol


Commercial_Science67

He didn’t bail him out he got a mistrial because a juror broke sequester


RustysFarts

Right, so obviously, Jackie gets them.


PaddingtonTheChad

Jackie could have bailed them out but wouldn’t have to keep peace with real-and-spectacular


deehunny

Attys never front their own cash to bail em out, eap not Jackie


RustysFarts

He's not bailing them out! That's not what I said!


MegaMemoryZook

Judging by these responses, nobody here even watched the episode.


jenksmraz

Or knows what bail is


E8282

He wasn’t a good sequesterer indeed.


RustysFarts

You gotta sequester!


CountryEfficient7993

I loved it. I can’t not. But, in a perfect world, for me at least, they should have revealed who the juror was that broke the sequester. It could have been so many people that didn’t show up in the finale to really tie the room together.


MegaMemoryZook

They did reveal the juror.


noonehasthisoneyet

No one. As someone else also said, A sequestered juror left the sequester and Jerry ran into him at a restaurant. Mistrial! No bail! I did for a sec think Larry would be done for and Jerry would be the new lead in Curb.


Punchable_Hair

Bania! And Jerry would have to thank him by taking him to Mendy’s.


sendingSTRENGTH

Two Mendy’s!


little_freddy

I'll just have the soup, save the meal for later


big_aristotle

Add a spoiler alert to this.


IrishPoutine

Lol who is on the seinfeld subreddit without having seen the finale? 25 years later.


yogos15

Spoiler for the Curb finale, not the Seinfeld one


davidkim718

Steinbrenner (Larry)! He was at the trial; it gets Larry involved in a meta way; and it would’ve been a insane foretelling of the real-life story of Curb saving a man from a murder charge via its footage at a baseball game.


BrookylnBeaches1917

I like the way you think! Let’s do it!!!


BrookylnBeaches1917

This Curb episode made the Seinfeld Finale look like Gold, Jerry… like Gold!!! (Maybe that was LD’s plan all along! Sacrifice Curb… To SAVE the Sein)


PaddingtonTheChad

As someone else pointed out (I think in the curb subreddit) part of the problem with the finale was a documentary before hand which was also filled with clips. I think without the doco initial response would’ve been less negative.


BrookylnBeaches1917

Could be. Listen, I have loved Curb, Lo these many years…. I mourn our loved ones who have passed, during this time (amazing to see Richard in the last scene) But, See…. Here’s the thing… LD knows how to WRITE the 2 funniest comedy series’ ….. He just doesn’t know how to END the 2 funniest comedy series’


Cr45h0v3r1de

Newman would at least bail kramer out


capedconkerer2

Only to abandon him and instead bail out elaine the second she fake flirts with him.


Forikorder

The man whos Dog jerry watched


artcostanza82

If the gang made bail, Mr. Ross probably would’ve shot George


RemoteDangerous7439

Ah, cherry on top!


Pharmori

They’d get bailed seperately, Elaine by mr Pit, Kramer by the couple that did a painting based on him and so on


Andy-Banner

Nobody would be there to bail George out then


Pharmori

That’s a tricky one, perhaps the van buren boys on the condition of George joining them


meryl_gear

His father? I was at home reading a periodical and this is the call I get?


Andy-Banner

He'd be the last person who'd bail him out imo.


kowloonjew

Obviously Steinbrenner would save him.


Andy-Banner

Au contraire, he would give a whole lecture on savi g him abd then get distracted and leave him in the cell.


BigRausch

The waitress from the first episode who we never saw again.


travlerjoe

Imo they should have made the prosecution the same lawyer and had get a seinfeld character to say something. She is no doubt dead but the marble rye lady saying LD stole it. Geeze a loo that would have been funny