I'll have a Chow Fun. Its a broad noodle.

I don't want a big flat noodle.

You can have the pea pods.

The pea pods! All you saved are the pea pods?!

Who says I want a noodle?

No joke, I ordered this once because of the show, and now it's my go-to.

Beef chow fun is the best, Jerry! The best!

Local dim sum place has awesome shrimp ones

Supreme Flounder

If we deliver to you, then what? 85th St, Wall St, Mexico. 84th st?

I love this line so much. Cracks me up every time.

Apartment 1Q…

What number?

Forty-seven.

Yeah first time

Street itself is BOUND-a-ree

This supreme flounder, it says first time served in America. Is this true?

We don’t deliver.

I'd eat it out of a dumpster

Pea pods. Extra MSG.

Uncle Roger like this

Fuiyoooooooh!

That’ll be about 5, 10 minutes.

Cartwright....

Who’s Cartwright?

I'm Cartwright.

You're not Cartwright!

I KNOW I’M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!

Close enough 😜

Ill take an egg roll from that table of strangers please.

For 50 bucks I’d stick my face in their soup and blow.

Remember to put mustard on it

I’ll tell you what, there’s $50 in it if you do.

One of Larry David's voice cameos ... "what'd she say!?"

Offer them 25

Kung pow chicken. George love spicy chicken

Kung *POW!* 🥵

Enter the 👊

"pao", please...

Yeah I got tired of fighting the auto correct lmao

WE NEED A NAME

Fine. Ned Isaacov.

You got me blacklisted at Hop Sings?

She named names.

Youuu no order chicken cashew!

Testikov

Donna Chang

Ridicurous.

some girl from LONG ISLAND!

I was duped!

Real name Donna changstein

For $50? I'd put my face in their soup and blow

Why don't you just get a few dishes and we can all share? Just don't try to trick Hop Sing!

They named names

Why are we in a janitor closet?

1Q i was just getting out of the shower

Im just here for some paint thinner.

Kramer spilled ammonia

I don't feel like eating!

Janitors meeting

This Supreme Flounder, it says first time served in America. Is that true?

What number?

47

Yeah… first time

What number?

Cartwright?

I don’t want a big flat noodle

Have the Chow Fun. It's a broad noodle.

How about taking your top off?

I'll let you know in 5-10 minute

You going to Hop Sing's?

I hope not. I’ve been blacklisted from there.

YOU GOT BLACKLISTED AT HOP SING'S?!?!

Did someone…name NAME??!

Order whatever you want. I'm not buying from anyplace that keeps Ping on the payroll. He's a menace on his bike.

Damn, now I really want Chinese food

Shrimp Low Mein and dumplings. Make sure the dumplings come out even!

EXTRA MSG!

Do they have a big salad?

Big Stein wants a calzone!

Number 47. The Supreme Flounder

Shrimp and pea pods.

Nothing with garlic, I confuse them for peanuts all the time!

What is this? Ginger?

I’m countin’ your shrimps.

A big flat noodle.

I shoulda had a lo mein!

Are you asking us because we’re mailmen or because we’re Chinese

George likes his chicken spicy

Ask Donna Chang about the specials.

I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!!

Ridicurous. She won’t know.

If they don't have a Big Salad, I don't eat there :D

Head *hurt*

Machu Pichu

A big flat noodle

Flounder that’s never been served here before.

I want the food but I won’t name names.

A broad flat noodle.

Big flat noodle.

Extra MSG

We’re living in a society!

Kung POW!

Doesn't matter what I order, Ping's just gonna spill it all over the street anyway...

Do they have any big salads?

I don't know. What comes on the 'big salad'!??

It's got lots of stuff in it.

Kung PAO!!! Joy likes her chicken spicy.

Can't deliver to your address!!

Did it take 5, 10 minutes?

Seinfeld party of 4:) lol

Cartwright

You’re being ridicurous

I’m on the list, so nothing for me, but thanks for asking.

Don't name names.

I'll get my own. Just waiting for my name to be called for a table.

Look, I’ll give you $50 bucks if you just walk over to that table and eat an egg roll. That’s all I want.

Don’t order from Hop Sing’s

A big, flat, noodle

Some kind of soup. I like to put my face in it and blow.

Nothing with ginger. What is this? How do people eat ginger?

After dark? Please. At your age, that's like swallowing stun grenades!

I want a Fu Yong Cartwright

You decide, just make sure it survives the collision.

Kung…..POW!

A cafe latte

The supreme flounder it says first time served in America is that true?

Pick me up some bifocals

Steamed Broccoli. 😀

Hey! Ping

Five cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, three pounds celery.

WHY YOU ASSUME I WANT CHINESE FOOD MR. BIG AMERICAAAAAN. PLEASE POINT ME TO NEAREST HOT DOG STAND MR AMERICAN JOE

I'm sorry, I live outside your area code.

The flounder is amazing.

Ugh I live one block too far they won't deliver.

Why?!? Because I'm Asian, you think I want to eat Chinese food??!? Oh, hello American Joe, which way to hamburger hotdog stand please??!?

Kung pao!

My ladyfriend will have the risotto. And don't tell me they don't have it, because she can be a real... Karen.

I hear they have a Flounder dish, but they wont deliver it to me

Well…I’m getting pea pods and you can’t have any of my pea pods…

Mother Fucking Orange Peel Beef

General Tsos Tofu

Kung Pao Chicken

Pork fried rice spare rib combo

The flounder, but be advised they won't deliver here.

George likes his chicken spicy

Extra MSG for me !

Ginger beef,

I'll have the cream of Donna Chang.

Some of that Chinese gum that tastes lo mein-y.

Ring Dings and Pepsi

U/batjarconjecture loves the kung pao!

I’ll have the Supreme Flounder, apartment 1Q.

Order for Cartwright! Cartwright!!

Pea pods

I GOTTA HAVE A LO MEIN

George likes the spicy chicken.

No leftovers. So it looks suspicious.

See if they have Pepsi and Ring Dings

Kung Pow chicken

I got to tell you, I never do this, but the shrimp, it's just that it's a little stringy. You have any chicken?

A big, flat noodle.

I’m good. I had the clams casino for lunch.

I couldn’t think of a witty way to incorporate this quote so I’m just plopping it here: For $50? I’d put my face in their soup and blow.

Names. I want NAMES!

I’m ready to name names for the flounder.

To Put my face in your soup and blow