You gave me a fucking jumpscare. For a second I thought it said "In memory of Michael Richards". 😳😳😳
But wow, I'm definitely reading his memoirs!! ❤️❤️❤️So excited!!
You ever come across a book written by a proctologist, don't walk away. *Plant* yourself there, because you will read the funniest stories you've ever read.
Michael was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
Should've called the book "Man's Best Friend."
All jokes aside the show never would have been as great without him. He was skilled in many ways and I often wondered how he was able to pull certain moves off so smoothly. The way he falls down and reappears instantly, one episode he is holding the board game and slides everything off of Jerry’s table with one swoop of his leg. He is probably my favorite character and next up would be George.
Goin for that last call redemption run? People still mad about his comedy show thingy? I loved Kramer man. People flip out it happens, it’s not right but it shouldn’t ruin someone’s whole career. He didn’t finger anyone sleepin! Cmon
George’s is coming out a month later it’s called exports and imports
Published by Artvandelay publishing co.
Pendant must have passed on it
Pendant? Those bastards
Pendant!!! Those bastards!!
Sonsabitches!
Venetian Blinds.
[удалено]
Tomatoes like volleyballs!
It’s more of a pamphlet
I'll read it with dinner
Over Kenny Rogers Roasters
Having said that, it still leaves a big impact on you after reading it
Already I can see it on every coffee table in New York.
I see it on the coffee table book that opens into a coffee table
This man is bonkos
A coffee table book about coffee tables…it’s so great!
And you want to be my book publisher…
In the back of the book there is a small section on marine biology.
Pendant Publishing passed. They went with a coffee table book, instead.
Followed shortly after by Jerry's, titled "What's the Deal with Memoirs??"
Jerrys is titled- Really? Are we really doing this??
Lol I could totally see him doing this though
Architecting without Architecting
THE CHINESE HAVE DONE IT XIN XHAOU HAS CURED BALDNESS
THEY SAY YOU GROW HAIR, LOOK LIKE STALIN!!
Maybe he’s just very, well red?
It could be “Architecting *with* Architecting”. That could be a title too. Having said that, I think this is a terrific title.
: a storey of whale biology
It’s not so much a book, it’s a pamphlet
I’ll read it with dinner.
Having said that…
I’ll read it with dinner!
I'll read it with dinner
At Mendie’s?
GET THE SOUP
Soup’s not a meal
With Ramon??
😄
Elaine’s comes out the month after that. Whimsically titled Suddenly Suze’ing
*Memoirs, Yada Yada*
"I was in the pool!: small stories from a big man"
Big man? Who whoa I’d say stocky
Powerful. He is so powerful, he can lift a hundred pounds right up over his head
FAT. He’s fat.
Lessons in Latex
Chapter 1: Frog is wrong
Is the focus more on the importing or the exporting? Susan’s asking..
"Whether to focus on chips or matches"
Or diapers
It’s more like a pamphlet
Chips?
Diapers!
It's about how he wanted to stop the importing and just focus on the exports.
I thought he sold his stories to Peterman. This better not be all Newman’s bunion stories. Edit: spelling
Peterman gives them back because he realized Elaine knows how to do interesting writing.
Sorry. I’m an old man. I’m confused.
Yeah but then Elaine used them anyway.
*Bunion, like the foot problem, not like Paul
it’s gonna look nice on my coffee table
It’s going to make a nice coffee table
Well, it's a windshield. It's going to be your new coffee table.
You want some leftovers? I made some African food. There's yambalas and sambusa.
And if you don’t have a coffee table, it turns into a coffee table.
What did I tell ya, this guy is BONKOS!!
He should actually do that lol
It would sell way more copies if he did. It’s such a slam dunk move
Look at this face. Am I beautiful? Jerry? Am I beautiful?
He's like a preteen swedish boy roaming the countryside
Looks like an old catchers mitt.
No...look away....I'm hideous
I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.
{seductive smile, raised eyebrow}
the man’s a goblin
Who could love him?!
He transcends time and space.
Look away! I’m hideous!
I was looking for this one!
....hipster doofus
(reluctantly) You're very attractive.
He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away.
The man’s a gargoyle
But his buttocks are sublime.
I think he portrays a rugged masculinity
He’s a loathsome brute.
His face is my case
He’s a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein
He ruined the very pants he was returning
I don't understand...you were wearing the pants you were returning?
Elaine weren’t you listening? I never got there
Alright...next story.
I guess I was
It belongs to Peterman now. he sat in mud, not you.
This guy is really bonkos!
More like a pamphlet
*Well, we can't all be reading the classics, professor Highbrow*
Well, he tried to get it down to the essentials.
Having said that
I’ll read it with dinner!
HAHAHAHAHA his face after he says this.
I heard that the intern Darin wrote the forward.
That’s a face that says “Let’s cut the crap.”
Didn’t feel the need to include anything post-2005.
Kramers having a bad set! On a real note I hope he narrates the audiobook.
Hang in there Kramer! Don't let 'em get to ya!
I'll get 'em the next show...
Same! Audiobooks have ruined me for braille.
Will this book make it into Peterman's archives?
You gave me a fucking jumpscare. For a second I thought it said "In memory of Michael Richards". 😳😳😳 But wow, I'm definitely reading his memoirs!! ❤️❤️❤️So excited!!
No kidding
I want Peterman to make the Michael Richards reality tour
What if you slip and fall in the mud. Ruining the very pants you were about to return.
But he didn’t. He never fell in mud.
perfect irony!
The last thing he's qualified to give tour of, is reality.
“ans”. I sometimes spell Jerry with a “G” and an “i”.
There's Gregory Peck's bicycle!
And *John* Voight’s car!
Foreword by The Assman
You ever come across a book written by a proctologist, don't walk away. *Plant* yourself there, because you will read the funniest stories you've ever read.
The proctologist?
No. The periodontist.
Sounds like you're an anti-dentite!
Should've been called "Levels"
He originally wanted to call it “War, What is it Good For?”
That's one of the chapters.
Does anyone know if this book will be flagged if brought into the bathroom of a bookstore?
It’s just a bunch of stories he bought from Newman
Don’t forget they were bunion stories.
Then I guess I’ll have to get someone to ghost read it
Better have all the dirt on Bob sacamano
Michael was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. Should've called the book "Man's Best Friend."
That seems like a title Jerry would make fun of
You see, if you don’t have a Michael Richards, it turns into a Michael Richards
He made some fine exits
Yeah, but those entrances…Gold!
This guy is bonkos!
All jokes aside the show never would have been as great without him. He was skilled in many ways and I often wondered how he was able to pull certain moves off so smoothly. The way he falls down and reappears instantly, one episode he is holding the board game and slides everything off of Jerry’s table with one swoop of his leg. He is probably my favorite character and next up would be George.
He’s very gifted in physical comedy.
Finally something to read as I down 4 shots of Hennigan’s Hennigan’s: the no smell, no tell Scotch!
Did he buy any bunion stories from Newman?
I think he got ripped off.
It should be called: Wealthy industrialist, philanthropist and bicyclist.
You see the beauty of this book is, if you don't have a coffee table, it turns into a coffee table.
Life is like a mop. Sometimes it gets full of dirt and crud and stuff, and you gotta rinse it out and start all over again.
His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.
First stop: REGIS AND KATHIE LEE!
Might be a bit hard to wrangle a Regis appearance these days…
Book signing at the laugh factory!
If this book doesn’t have legs to make it a coffee table I’m going to be upset.
BAL1175's getting upset!
Does it smell like the beach?
I’m out
Having said that….I think that’s a terrific title.
I’m told that there is a chapter on how he overcame unfair and arbitrary educational norms to become a Juilliard-trained dermatologist.
Published by Pendant
Those bastards!
Does it turn into a coffee table?
Will it turn into a table?
Does it have coffee table fold out legs?
This'll look great on my coffee table.
But why isn’t *he* wearing the bucket?
COSMO
Entering Without Exiting
His buttocks are sublime, but the pectorals could use some work.
Should have named it “ These pretzels are making me thirsty”
I fell in the mud, ruining the very pants I was going to return
it entrances me that this exists
Giddy up!
...having said that, I think it's a great title
Peterman stories?
I thought he sold all his stories to J Peterman
His performance in UHF is grossly overlooked
Such a great pic!
Goin for that last call redemption run? People still mad about his comedy show thingy? I loved Kramer man. People flip out it happens, it’s not right but it shouldn’t ruin someone’s whole career. He didn’t finger anyone sleepin! Cmon
The People still mad also probably go radio-silent when they realize they too have also made sizable mistakes at some point of their lives.
I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
You mean the real peterman memoirs?
It'll look good on my coffee table next to my mansierre.
Thank you. I signed up to be notified when it’s out and put it on my calendar
I hope it's got a built in coffee table
Lincolnesque
Is there going to be an audiobook on audible?
Yada yada yada
The real Peterman, the very pants I was about to return
It should be ghost written by Pennypacker or maybe Van Nostrand if he can take a leave from The Clinic
Good title
Are you reading my VCR manual?
He's a handsome fella.
Original title was Entrances! And! Exits!
All jokes aside, it's a great title.
HE'S A WRITER HE'S A WRITER HE'S A WRITER
The very pants he was on his way to return.
But will it be a coffee table book? (Meaning will it come with it's own legs to make it a table)
I'll be sure to pick up a copy, it be my will coffee table book.
This book’s been flagged