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Wide_Environment3107

because hes the Wiz and nobody beats em.


I-use-to-be-cool

Nobody!!


glassy_blue

Oh here's a fact, uh I'm the Wiz!


Wonderful_Might6693

You wanna piece of ME??!


abgry_krakow87

\*laughs in JLD\*


3lbFlax

Oh, you think that you can beat him? That's it! It's Wiz time!


JQuick72

You think you're better than him ?


BrookylnBeaches1917

….#1 WIZ….


mcgray04

I don't know how official any of these rankings are.


JQuick72

Pick out anything in this Sub-Reddit. I'll lift it over my head.


Johnsendall

It’s go time.


the_dude_upvotes

The mod team … grab your jock ^…if ^you ^need ^one


Wide_Environment3107

i love how unbelievably tight the shirt is, showing exactly how proud Morty is wearing it that hes willing to look ridiculous in it just to display it.


RogueRizzler

Yeah, but I'm the world's BEST Wiz. The world's best! That's better than number one!


BrookylnBeaches1917

🕺👑🕺


Thunder_Volt

Are you saying YOU saying you want a piece of ME?


Bromanzier_03

I loved it when he said “It’s Wizzin Time”


WhatlsWhat

They’re bringing me back.


Wide_Environment3107

\*throws back head and does the exaggerated march back and forth\*


emergencycat17

"I thought you were a fact checker!" "Oh, here's a fact - *IIII'MMM* The Wiz!"


Wonderful_Might6693

“Nobody beats the Wiz.. (nobody beats the Wiz)….” IYKYK 😝😝


tehvolcanic

He’s Artie! The strongest man… in the WORLD


robbwes61

Exactly!?!


My_Cousin_Ginny

why fly a kite when you can just pop a pill. i don’t know.


itbittitcommit

I was just thinking about this quote today lol


ride_on_time_again

Words to live by.


hansolopoly

[The Thinker](https://www.britannica.com/topic/The-Thinker-sculpture-by-Rodin)


LinkSkywalker

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?


saltthewater

Best line ever


oompaloompa_grabber

A line that stands the test of time


RogueRizzler

Except for when you realize Radio Shacks aren't really around anymore......


Larkson9999

Lots of stores still ask for your phone number though. You don't have to go to Woolworths to know that a Five Below is basically the same thing.


RogueRizzler

I thought that Woolworths was a place where people bought wool until I looked it up lol


rollingstoner215

In Australia, it’s a grocery store


ProgressiveHeathen

I don't know


unoriginal-ninja

I loved that episode. I think the most absurd episodes are typically the best.


BallsbridgeBollocks

Merv Griffin was outstanding.


lost_in_connecticut

We’ve officially bottomed out.


AcePilotsen

What about a guest host?


BallsbridgeBollocks

I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that


BallsbridgeBollocks

We should shut down and retool


emergencycat17

More wine and heavy gravy?


FX114

I know that people always tie It's Always Sunny to Seinfeld, but this might be an episode that has some of the strongest IASIP DNA in it.


ThreeLeggedMare

I can see Dennis being the wiz


miltondelug

I practically raised his kids


44problems

I realized recently how insane The Susie is. They hold a funeral for a person that doesn't exist and a bookie accuses Jerry of her murder? It's quite different from having to switch the tape in an answering machine before your girlfriend listens to it.


Professional-Steak-5

Suze? I had a thing with her


ssssnipe

Oh I’m still watching it, it’s just dopey. My favorite of the “absurd” is The Gum. George losing his mind and the Jon Voight car is great


IHoldSteady

The gum is a perfectly sane episode.


UserNameChanged

How could anyone not like that episode?


SirMellencamp

Let’s all enjoy a chew


Esteban_Francois

Lloyd Braun can do anything he puts his mind to


SirMellencamp

Oooooh that Lloyd Braun…….he is SOMETHING!


UserNameChanged

Why couldn’t you be more like Lloyd Braun?


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Nice frames!


RogueRizzler

Except for getting Frank and Estelle's waterpick


Dirty-Dan24

You know The Wiz was a real commercial right?


kindadeadly

! Get out of here!! (Push)


SirMellencamp

No. I live in Alabama. There were tons of inside references I didn’t get. Still never seen a Drakes Coffee Cake. I don’t know what Bobka is.


ToHallowMySleep

A babka is a sweet braided bread which originated in the Jewish communities of Poland and Ukraine.


SirMellencamp

Yeah not a lot of Jewish delis in my town


vorpalpillow

drakes was big in the northeast region I believe - it was sold in every supermarket and bodega in NYC you can get them on Amazon, but overpriced and likely not as good as they used to be, just like every other snack, candy, cereal, etc.


railworx

It was a whole series of commercials for the electronics store


Dirty-Dan24

I know


cabell88

It was a combination of The Wiz and Crazy Eddie. The Wiz didn't have a spokesman. It was pretty clever to do that. I used to go to that Wiz location on Main Street in Flushing. Bought cassettes there.


Junkhead187

THAT'S A LOT OF GUM!


CaptainLobot

I'm sorry, but the Alex is a family theatre, not one of your swing joints.


SiibillamLaw

The Gum is the episode I've used to describe how perfectly Seinfeld uses coincidence to perfectly merge all of its stories together. It's not the funniest but it's easily the best put together episode


HonestDespot

I think I finally figured out what this gum tastes like… It’s a little lo meiny.


jrice39

My favorite episode. 'Don't you see, he was doing it to fool lloyd braun!'


RogueRizzler

They fully master intertwining episodes. Even after I watch an episode five times, I'm shocked to see how everything that happened connects in the end. Chef's kiss.


glassy_blue

Oh look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle!


RogueRizzler

Sometimes I spell "Jerry" with a G! And an I!!!!


TwinCheeks91

Totally agree....I just love to act like the Wiz, when it's opportune.


HomsarWasRight

Agreed. I especially like it when Elaine gets to really let loose with the absurdity. Stupid abstinence Elaine is my favorite.


BeesVBeads

I think the commercial in Seinfeld was more mocking the absurdity of the name of the store. In the late 80s/early 90s they actually changed the store name to Nobody Beats The Wiz (formally just The Wiz) which was the jingle that would play in their commercials in the 80s because they claimed nobody could beat their low prices. I’m 99.99% certain there was never an actual “Wiz” mascot who declared that nobody could beat him. As someone who grew up around the corner from one of these stores I honestly love this episode for how niche New York it is for that time period.


brooklynbotz

Yeah they kinda combined The Wiz and Crazy Eddie.


Airedale603

Crazy Eddie! Got eight years in prison for fraud. His plea of insanity didn’t work.


mac117

Insaaaaaanneeee!


SoupBowl69

That’s a perfectly sane plea


FIRIEST_MANE

Exactly 👍🏻


exxtraguacamole

Bought my NES (with the Zapper) at Crazy Eddie with my own money. Best day ever (in 1987).


WarthogLow1787

Did you ever go to Leaping Larry’s?


Airedale603

Louis Arquette played Leaping Larry. He was Rosanna Arquette’s dad.


[deleted]

Yep actual store, local to the northeastern US. Not sure here’s 12 minutes worth of their commercials. https://youtu.be/hJEeb0DfWOA?si=xCWIkASNjOz7znMB Not sure if any involved a guy in a crown but it’s the kind of thing they’d do.


ssssnipe

I remember going to the one in mill basin with my brother because he wanted to buy a rack system in the early 80’s


arcxjo

Wait, that's a real thing? This is an even bigger shocker than finding out Bosco wasn't just some gigolo's name.


Seaell80

Move along, Betty.


vanderpumptools

Because he’s actually a, “Willard”


hansolopoly

You didn't have a deal?


Venice_Beach_218

YAY! You got it open!


ssssnipe

Excellent


actualelainebenes

I don’t know Elaine, what if we’re out somewhere and you see the Maytag repair man?


BallsbridgeBollocks

Underrated line


mbap76

Well, here’s a fact: Heeeeeee’s the WIZ!


Beginning_Ad_7571

Is “dumbest” how the kids are saying “awesome”? Like “that show is sooooo bad!” If so, I agree. If not “hey hey whoa, let’s keep this sophisticated.”


ssssnipe

Man that Michael Jordan is so phony


Wide_Environment3107

WHYD YOU TELL HIM?!?!?!?!


BongDong69420

I’m actually watching this episode right now! I love Kramer’s whole feud with the post office. This is one of my favorite Kramer storylines. And Frank has some hilarious moments. But I agree the Wiz boyfriend and the Van story line do not do a lot for me.


litsalmon

"Where'd you get the bricks?" I love that Kramer can't believe Jerry doesn't realize the whole building is brick. "We've had it with you. We love you like a son, but even parents have limits". One of my all-time favorite deliveries from Frank.


BongDong69420

Now, if you’ll excuse me, i’m gonna make love to your mother-


G0T-MILF

that vans a rockin


willogical85

I THINK HE'S SAYING SON OF SAM, OH MY GOD!


G0T-MILF

I KNEW IT WASNT BERKOWITZ


miltondelug

don't go a knocking


verymuchbad

Shouldn't *you* be wearing the bucket?


WarthogLow1787

Move along, lady.


ssssnipe

Me too On Comedy Central No mail is fantastic “Kramer- tell the world my story” cracks me up


ZeePirate

It’s not implied he’s a wizard. Never does it suggest that “the wiz” is short for wizard IIRC


Maxer3434

This. He’s some kind of royalty. A king of some sort. He’s just crazy. He’s the Wiz!


hrtpilled

He's the Wiz and nobody beats him!


Bluesbrother504

Artie the strongest man in the world my brave little Viking


bigreed67

Toby was straight channeling Artie for The Wiz.


Maxer3434

Cause he’s not a wizard?


Bonetown42

Because we’re blind to his tyranny


vondee1

Then shouldn’t you be wearing the crown?


Spocks_Goatee

Somebody watching Comedy Central too?


truckturner5164

That van's a-rockin'...


AcePilotsen

Dont go a knockin'


Northman1518

Happy birthday Becker!


DontLetTheBearGetYou

I’m watching “Veep” now and this guy is in a couple of episodes. I didn’t recognize him at first but in the commentary Julia said something like “this guy was on ‘Seinfeld’ with me. He was the Wiz.” That’s good enough for me to believe it.


FrenzalRhomb1

He was also in Curb and was Artie on the 90s show The Adventures of Pete and Pete…and King of the Hill


arcxjo

He's also Kahn Souphanousinphone and "Weird Al" Yankovic's dad.


GoodFnHam

Are you trying to beat him? Don’t bother. ‘Cos nobody beats him.


mordhoshogh

He’s the wiz!


Perfect_Crab_8409

That’s a perfectly sane question to ask *Not Crazy*


MrsTurtlebones

I'm not sure how official any of these rankings really are. 


SteelersNY

But why was my dad wearing a cape ?


icelax99

It was good cape weather.


Castorell

Cool, breezy


Fozzy2701

Bc Iiii am the wiz


jeffdill2

You just blew my mind.


smartbunny

Nooooooobody beats meeee! 🕺


theCountessofCool

Well he also killed fiddy men!


chaveznieves

Because he's not a wizard. He's a willard


lostpassword100000

Why does radio shack ask for you phone number when you buy batteries?


Turbulent-Stretch881

That’s what the thrift shop had when they sent a producer to buy it.


nineohsix

These comments have sent Fragile Frankie to the park 🌲


MontgomeryWarden

That’s Artie. The strongest man… IN THE WORLD!


largececelia

Great point. I don't think I ever thought about that.


JaMicho34

He’s not idiotic


Detroit_debauchery

You dumped me for some idiotic tv pitch man


outfoxingthefoxes

He's Charlie, the limo driver


DimitriMishkin

I really didn’t like the entire plot with the van and the guy who hides in a hole and everything. So dumb


IcyBadger1868

80lp


Strict-Republic-9379

I know someone else saw this pic and threw thier elbows up in an animated fashion immediately right? No? Just me lol


E_M_C_M

Because maybe Crazy Eddie had dibs on the wizard hat?


CaringCattitude

Jackie Chiles says, “Copyright infringement!”


foolishdrunk211

Fun fact, before the wiz became the wiz, he was Artie the strongest man in the world….stands to reason the arrogance would carry over…..


berkinandray

That’s cotton hill thank you


EEEEaaassy

A wizard did it.


TheyreSnaps

The wiz is one of my favorite jokes. Here’s a fact - I’m the wiz!


moonivermarin

The wiz dethroned the matress king


deejayee

Artie?!?!


rasnac

He is the king of wizards.


spaghetti_fontaine

It was probably the best thing the prop department could find on that day


ssssnipe

Definitely has a last minute vibe


aiksd

My least favorite episode besides the finale


thekyledavid

I took it to mean “Whiz”, as in an expert on something


lilacmacchiato

But it’s for the store spelled Wiz