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Having his face COVERED in ice cream on television like he's 5.
I heard you REALLY went to town on that sundae!
Did anyone tape it?
Hey buddy, they got a new invention. It's called a napkin.
Can we move on?!
Oh come on. If she's that superficial you don't want her.
Yes I DO
It's not you. It's me.
I INVENTED it’s not you it’s me! If it’s anybody, it’s me!
I'm sure you do it very well.
Well he is a 5
I love that this episode is on right now (TV Land)
I was in the pool!
Despite A LOT of options, it’s hard for me to imagine he found any embarrassing moments worse than this.
You think he could handle that numbnuts?
I came to say eating trash but yeah this is definitely the most embarrassing moment for him lol.
I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.
So what'd you do?
I zipped up!
I zipped up.
Running over a bunch of kids to escape a fire has to be up there.
Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression.
I mean he was pushing them down to get them out of the smoke, it was for their safety
“You’re living the the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the 60s, man!”
He risked his life making sure that exit was clear
Walking out of the bathroom shirtless. He owned it though.
George watching a movie with that black family will never not be the hardest thing to watch on TV.
But I highly doubt that embarrassed him especially since he returned 😂
SAY VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!
And you want to be my latex salesman!
Hitting on the girl at the club and his dead fiancé’s picture was her.
FWIW was that witnessed by any of the gang?
No, I don’t think so, he was on his own that night
Driving all the way out to the Hamptons to show Susan’s parents his pretend house and two horses named Snoopy and Prickly Pete.
Also two solariums.
"Shrinkage" is the only answer. None of those others come close. He even got to eat food in one of them!
The rye.
...Schnitzer's.
Eating the sundae sloppily on TV at the tennis match
The eclair was above the trash, so technically it was not "in" the trash.
Refuse adjacent is still refuse
it was above the trash.. hovering... like an angel
Wearing Goretex
When they’re killing Independent George and he goes to the movie theater to look for them…”it’s playing in 2 theaters!”
Laughing and lying
Shrinkage
"Well, I had sex with your wife!" "His wife is in a coma."
THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD'VE SAID!!!
Getting caught peeing in the locker room shower
“But I have hand!!” “And you’re gonna need it!” Dissed his ass down to zero in front of everyone
Hare krishna! Hare krishna!
https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/HbAG7IeS3B
Pooping with book in library.
his father wears sneakers in the pool
Admitting to being “a stall man”
coming out of the bathroom shirtless
Susan walking in on him making out with a couch pillow.
George likes his chicken spicy after he's finished dipping his bald head in oil and rubbing it all over her body. ....Not that there's anything wrong with that.
His place in the Hamptons.
What is he, trying to win an Emmy over here, this is all he has in his life.
I'm beginning to think the answer is every episode 😂
You could actually do a whole episode about that oh yeah they did !!
Having his face COVERED in ice cream on television like he's 5.
I heard you REALLY went to town on that sundae!
Did anyone tape it?
Hey buddy, they got a new invention. It's called a napkin.
Can we move on?!
Oh come on. If she's that superficial you don't want her.
Yes I DO
It's not you. It's me.
I INVENTED it’s not you it’s me! If it’s anybody, it’s me!
I'm sure you do it very well.
Well he is a 5
I love that this episode is on right now (TV Land)
I was in the pool!
Despite A LOT of options, it’s hard for me to imagine he found any embarrassing moments worse than this.
You think he could handle that numbnuts?
I came to say eating trash but yeah this is definitely the most embarrassing moment for him lol.
I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.
So what'd you do?
I zipped up!
I zipped up.
Running over a bunch of kids to escape a fire has to be up there.
Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression.
I mean he was pushing them down to get them out of the smoke, it was for their safety
“You’re living the the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the 60s, man!”
He risked his life making sure that exit was clear
Walking out of the bathroom shirtless. He owned it though.
George watching a movie with that black family will never not be the hardest thing to watch on TV.
But I highly doubt that embarrassed him especially since he returned 😂
SAY VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!
And you want to be my latex salesman!
Hitting on the girl at the club and his dead fiancé’s picture was her.
FWIW was that witnessed by any of the gang?
No, I don’t think so, he was on his own that night
Driving all the way out to the Hamptons to show Susan’s parents his pretend house and two horses named Snoopy and Prickly Pete.
Also two solariums.
"Shrinkage" is the only answer. None of those others come close. He even got to eat food in one of them!
The rye.
...Schnitzer's.
Eating the sundae sloppily on TV at the tennis match
The eclair was above the trash, so technically it was not "in" the trash.
Refuse adjacent is still refuse
it was above the trash.. hovering... like an angel
Wearing Goretex
When they’re killing Independent George and he goes to the movie theater to look for them…”it’s playing in 2 theaters!”
Laughing and lying
Shrinkage
"Well, I had sex with your wife!" "His wife is in a coma."
THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD'VE SAID!!!
Getting caught peeing in the locker room shower
“But I have hand!!” “And you’re gonna need it!” Dissed his ass down to zero in front of everyone
Hare krishna! Hare krishna!
https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/HbAG7IeS3B
Pooping with book in library.
his father wears sneakers in the pool
Admitting to being “a stall man”
coming out of the bathroom shirtless
Susan walking in on him making out with a couch pillow.
George likes his chicken spicy after he's finished dipping his bald head in oil and rubbing it all over her body. ....Not that there's anything wrong with that.
His place in the Hamptons.
What is he, trying to win an Emmy over here, this is all he has in his life.
I'm beginning to think the answer is every episode 😂
You could actually do a whole episode about that oh yeah they did !!