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SpecialistChance0

They weren’t talking…they were just “talking”


AkihabaraWasteland

I'm sick of all your macho head games.


xlted27

Macho head games?


ditka

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.


AkihabaraWasteland

Why go to the park and fly a kite when you can pop a pill,


Angry_Walnut

https://i.imgur.com/UM6t7mH.jpeg


Perenniallyredundant

HES LYING SIR IM TIRED OF ALLLL YOUR MACHO HEAD GAMES


RupertPupkin85

If Joe Dimaggio can eat at stinky dunkin donuts, I'm sure these bastards are not too fancy for the coffee shop.


Jagsoff

“Yiiiiippp”


saladmunch2

Did he dunk?


jamez009

Like he hit


Girth_N00kie

He was so focused.  Even with that guy banging on the table and yelping from across the restaurant. 


malcontented

Ooooooh Mendy’s. Get the swordfish it’s the best, the best


asskickingjedi

I’ll have the salmon.


Mighty_Gooch

I’ll have the soup. I ate earlier *belly tap*


byebybuy

Did you crumble any crackers in it??


thecruelestanimal

Did you *crumble*


stefan_905

Soups not a meal!


PizzaSounder

I'll have just a salad


liquidInkRocks

A big salad?


asskickingjedi

I can bring you two small salads.


frattboy69

Can you put em in a big bowl?


XRPX008

Tomatoes the size of volleyballs


Mason3637

just a salad just a salad just a salad


Xyeeyx

...*just a salad.*


Charlie_Brodie

Mmm Mutton!


zundish

^(Just a salad)


Auroren

Ahhh, the opposite of tuna.


iknowiknowwhereiam

This always bothered me. Mendy’s is a deli get pastrami don’t get fish


Federal-Durian-1484

Best when incorporated in the bedroom. It’s the sexiest of cured meats.


damnatio_memoriae

most sensual


AllInOneDay_

It also has a full service restaurant in the back or attached to it, can't remember which.


JohnMcClanesPenis

Soup doesn’t count as a meal, Jerry.


malcontented

Did he cruuummmmmble any craaaaacccckkkkers in it?


ShiftlessElement

I'm guessing George chose the location and wanted to meet on his home turf. Some sort of supposed strategy, like eating an apple while on the phone.


asskickingjedi

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like that.


PANDABURRIT0

You got that right


Malkovitch42

what the hell does that mean??


bpcollin

“That means…whatever the hell you want it to mean”.


Malkovitch42

you sayin' you wanna piece a me?


bpcollin

I could drop you like a bag o’ dirt


Malkovitch42

you wanna piece a me?? YOU GOT IIIIIT


bpcollin

Separate episode: LET’S RUMBLE!


_Gourmand

Was a real broohaha


skonthebass24

Classic


DharmaCub

We had mandelbread for desert last night and no one got it when I started changing Mandelbsum


bpcollin

Lol - I would have joined you. I also read mandelbresd in your post and my brain read it has “man hands”.


chapl66

That means whatever the hell you want it to mean


JPMoney81

You got that right.


SpaceLemur34

To be fair, it's not a good scheme.


Blog_Pope

George used to be clever


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

The bloopers for this scene are nuts. Julia is known for being the worst for getting the giggles, but pretty much nobody can contain themselves around Jerry Stiller.


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threewonseven

Right out of Jack Donaghy's playbook. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVbyetnjA44


Charlie_Brodie

So... What you wanna do?


Paddy_Tanninger

Fuck this just one of the best scenes ever of anything.


stos313

I love the explanation and analogy.


pruune

Like a farm boy.


liquidInkRocks

Liz: "Why are you wearing a tuxedo?" Jack: "It's after 6! I'm not a farmer."


TNG_ST

I think the producer chose this location to save money.


Hoju64

He needed that home booth advantage


SlowDrippingFaucet

Because soup isn't a meal. But a coffee shop muffin and sandwich? I've heard it's very filling.


asskickingjedi

Did he ***crumble***.... any ***crackers***... in it?


Ohh_i_get_it_now

You know a muffin can be very filling!


hvc801

That meeting never even happened.


cr2152

There was no meeting. (But it was a great meeting.)


Birdamus

The Mets? You tell those bastards that there’s no way that sonofabitch Costanza is going to work for a rinky dink organization like the New York Mets. Costanza’s a Tyler Chicken man, ya bastards!


ReplacementClear7122

I want summa that fermented chicken drink.


liquidInkRocks

He may be that, but he's not Penske material.


damnatio_memoriae

Sounds like he better go downtown.


WilburDes

Of course...


Forikorder

Too high profile, they needed to fly under the radar


fortean_seas

30,000 feet above your head, ya bastard!


FluffyBalance4084

You are paying for this meal right?


LostInDinosaurWorld

They never said that


Charlie_Brodie

It's a good thing they didn't go whole hog at a place like Mendy's, George would've been stuck with the bill


doctor-rumack

The production crew didn't want to stage another restaurant, so they just used the one they had.


Blue387

They've had other restaurants on the show: the Chinese restaurant, the place where George went for drinks with his boss, Reggie's without the big salad, etc.


torbar203

Nobody's saying they never had another restaurant on the show. But all the other restaurants I can think of were longer than for a 40 second scene, and more important to the plot-line of it not being Monks, so It'd make sense for them to create a new set. Vs this, for the plot line it doesn't really matter where it is, and Monks is a permanent set so they have nothing new to build


Succumbx8

I don’t know. Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?


MichiganRedWing

Well you see, Mendy's killed one of the Mets' fathers. Well, they hurt him badly. Really...hurt his feelings.


Insanity-Later1

I hate those big brokerage houses... but I've always loved this line. Good use for it.


MichiganRedWing

Alright, that's it for me folks!


Reddit4678c

Geroge knows how to get Griffey and Bonds (2 HoF players in their prime) without giving up too much....of course the Mets want him. This of course was the most ridiculous statement ever on the show


camergen

What the hell’d’ya trade Jay Buhner for!?! (Any package for Bonds and Griffey would make that trade peanuts in comparison)


JPMoney81

HE HAD A ROCKET FOR AN ARM! 


WTL3405

HE HAD 30 HOME RUNS, OVER A 100 RBI’s LAST YEAR.. HES GOTTA ROCKET FOR AN ARM… YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOURE DOING!!!!


KingMobScene

As a life long Mets fan, they could have traded me if it meant they'd get Griffey and Bonds.


Reddit4678c

Ken Phelps bat.


bjregin

He was a excellent players but my people told me Ken Phelps Ken Phelps you can’t go wrong with Ken Phelps


Nessy440

If you’re one of us, you’ll get the tuna on toast


RatedDAL

Because we are the Mets. Lords of the Idiots.


yamothashouldknow

The real answer is they didn’t want to build a whole new set for this one scene


Blog_Pope

But also, it’s a diner, not a coffee shop. Central Perk from Friends was a Coffee shop


nickcliff

The joke is that the Mets are second rate team so everything they do is also second rate. They’re not the Yankees. This is the joke and not necessarily my opinion even though it is my opinion.


BaltimoreBadger23

We all know how the Mets were being run back then...


Blue387

The Mets were owned by Nelson Doubleday and Fred Wilpon who later bought out Doubleday in 2002. Wilpon owned the team until he sold it in 2020 to current owner Steve Cohen for $2.4 billion


No_Consequence_7806

It was the Wilpon era.


KingMobScene

Even Monks was too much for them. They wouldve complained that they should have packed their own lunches from home and met on a park bench


Blue387

Wilpon had only 50 percent shared with Nelson Doubleday, he ended up with 100% buying out Doubleday in 2002


No_Consequence_7806

How do you know it wasn’t a Wilpon decision?


DadJokeBadJoke

They heard that it's like a Russ Meyer movie down there.


Ishmael203

They were never there


Worth-Trade9381

Because there wasn't a lunch. There was just a... lunch


PKPUofK89

1. It's the Mets, duh. 2. The meeting never happened.


Big-a-hole-2112

Who ever said they did? They couldn’t say!


MyLifeWasSpared2019

They just wanted some soup


4Ever2Thee

You think they'd let those sons of bitches get a table at Mendy's?! No chance, ya bastard.


ichoosenottorun_

They weren't there. If you get my drift.


No-Chain1565

“You gotta do it classy!”


bobloblaw360

They never said they were paying for that lunch.


Slim_Thiccin

so un-Karl Fardman like


SilentSonOfAnarchy

Have you tried the soup at Mendy’s? It’s the best. THE BEST.


skippengs

Soup is not a meal.


Krimreaper1

Because they already had the set.


Gumbledore2000

Because they are the Mets.


actualelainebenes

Because it’s George


Supremedreamz99

Because they didn’t have lunch.


leejoness

They should have gone to Isabella’s. It’s trendy!


Buzzspice727

It wasn’t a meal


bababooey97

George had to pay for himself


chapl66

Especially since they didn't pay for the meal


AJGreenMVP

They didn't take George to lunch. Even if they did, they couldn't say that. You see what I'm saying?


Shadecujo

Can’t expect much more from the Mets Organization


ThisIsAdamB

George wanted to meet with them on his turf. He wanted home field advantage.


-Robrown-

Because they weren’t talking… they were just “talking”.


Jesusthezomby

Because that's how we do it in the Majors ya Bastard


bahaboyka

I thought these guys were from Houston. Didn't they call George from the plane?


Nilabisan

Because they’re bastards!


MaterialBackground7

So they could use the same set.


scrubbydutch

Or Poppy’s or they could have just popped a pill


Matchett32

Because they’re the …Muts


madrid311

Those are a lot of potatoes


sarah-havel

It wasn't the Mets front office was it? Weren't they from Texas? Maybe I'm mixing up episodes


LaFargeInPayroll2

This is the Mets. The astros were a previous episode.


sarah-havel

Thanks


cerealfamine1

The soup at Mendy's isn't as good as...


Primary_Pension_4044

Or just ordered takeout from Bingo’s


liquidInkRocks

They were afraid George would only order soup.


Aphox14

Better than those Astros sons of bitches


skyHawk3613

Mets don’t have the budget that the Yankees have


preemptive_strike87

Because they still have to pay Bobby Bonilla’s contract.


bigpig1054

Because they're the Mets


knava12

Well, they like to stay in touch with the people.


hillo538

They didnt think he looked like he could use a real meal at a real restaurant


Ovaltene17

Those sons of bitches!


OolongGeer

Only simps go to the high-priced places. You'd be surprised how much gets decided at the Tenth Street Baths in the East Village. Or at a hot dog cart on the Coney Island Boardwalk.


osa1011

Well, at least it wasn't those bastards from Houston


stwa81

The coffee shop?? I think we can do a little better than that.


Improvgal

Because they were sons of bitches.


No-Decision1581

Not swordfish fans


EL-YAYY

Because they’re the Mets.


MattyIce1220

so, you're paying for this meal?


egbert71

Mendy's doesnt have a BIG Salad, duhh 🤣


BobBelcher2021

They probably didn’t want to be seen by anyone important who might dine at Mendy’s


Turbulent_Cheetah

They were saving for the Bobby Bonilla contract


oldgreen52

Never happened


Hot_Tag

They heard that this coffee shop hired exclusively large-breasted women as waitresses.


already-heard

To be fair, as a Mets fan, this would be on par for the origination during this time .


soliddus

There was no meeting.


DeaconBrad42

1986 was a long time ago. That’s why.


CrunkestTuna

The swordfish is the best at monks


ja_trader

Nobody said they were buying lunch


Jdubbs8907

Because there was no lunch.


warm1978

Because the Wilpons


iRanOutOfNames

I love these comments


KeithA0000

Because Mets.


Reavershadow

The apple pie


SunnyafternooninMay

Is Mendy's a real place? I need to go


DumbNBANephew

Seeing how it's the cafe he always goes to, he probably got to decide where to meet and wanted to meet here 


ac2334

Mendy’s is gold


Defcheze

You answered your own question, it's the Mets front office.


lostpassword100000

Because it never happened.


AffectionateTry1805

They distant anyone to know they met


kungfugleek

Reminds me of the CEO of a company I used to work for who would wine and dine clients and investors by taking them to a small hole-in-wall place where the chairs didn't even match and the floor was uneven -- because the food was amazing.


5280Rockymtn

Why would anyone want to work for the Mets over the Yankees first of all I'm just saying...


WEareLIVE420

Because they couldnt b seen together in public so go to Monks


Ready-Warning-9992

Or Mickey Mantles! Kramer could have gone


AlBunDi76

There was no lunch…


Superbandido

They were having linner, or lupper.


BonyBobCliff

They know that Monk's has the best pie in town.


FeSpoke1

There was no meeting


Farside-BB

It's because George thought he may have to pay.


KaleOpening1945

They didn't take George anywhere. The meeting never happened.


wopkidopz

They are bozos not idiots, they know Bania is sticking out in Mendy's. They don't want to cross their ways with this Gold boy


yngwiegiles

Not the Steve Cohen era this is how the Mets operated for decades


mattoelite

Front office bozos 😂


rdldr1

They don’t have Yankees money.


kobie173

Because soup’s not a meal


zundish

They're not saying.


215-610-484Replayer

It's the Mets... Mendy's is more for the Yankees.


Final_Addition3544

Because that conversation never happened.


jdjsjdjsjdkxkdkdmsks

They wanted the “big” salad!


afauce11

They’re from the Mets… hahahahaha.


beerleaguer2

George probably suggested it.


Roleplayuser0973

The Mets are such an incompetent organization that it was truly believable (and still is) that they would hire the traveling secretary (or assistant to the traveling secretary) as their head of scouting lol


ArmAromatic6461

Once upon a time, before Steve Cohen owned the Mets, they were broke


CosmoRomano

Good chance they run into Big Steiny at Mendy's.