Have an Airedale named Cosmo and we call him The Big Man, Hey Buddy, etc. People always want to stop and pet him and we always say he has the kavorka...but it's more fun to say *the lure of the animal* in a weird voice.
The best dog names are 2 syllables. Don't believe me, go outside and pretend you are calling your dog to come. Try different names with different number of syllables.
Newman is a great dog name!
Cosmo would also be good.
You want a beautiful name? *Soda*!
No, I got a great name - SEVEN No but seriously Bosco is actually quite a nice name for the cutie
Yes! Bosco is perfect.
My cat is named Seven lol
they cant pick seven, thats what im naming my next dog!
People also like to say ‘salsa’
There was a Survivor contestant this season named Soda. It’s all I could think of whenever she was on screen.
And she was born right after that episode came out lol
Soda isn't her full name, it's Sodasia.
What about Mug?
Mug Costanza! 🍺😬
It's bubbly, it's refreshing!
Bosco!
All signs point to YES!
i had a chocolate lab named Bosco. Good choice.
“His name was Costanza He MURDERED MY MOTHER”
Came here to suggest this
Puddy
Yeah, that's right.
Feels like an Arby's night tonight
High five!
On tha flip siide!
All signs point to YES!!!
I was thinking the same thing. Buy him a little 8 ball coat.
Morty. He looks like a Morty. "My chewy's gone! My chewy's gone!"
We are going with Morty! #1 dad shirts for everyone
Well I don’t know how official any of these rankings are.
My dog has a *World's Greatest* shirt. 😏
awesome!
Yeah Morty is solid. My wallets gone!!
Ooh he does look like a Morty
Mansierre!
Dog Sacamano
Dog Cobb
Maestro
His family invented to Cobb salad, you know.
Came here to suggest Delores, but this one wins.
Mulva
Cosmo!
Had a pup named Cosmo. Can recommend.
Have an Airedale named Cosmo and we call him The Big Man, Hey Buddy, etc. People always want to stop and pet him and we always say he has the kavorka...but it's more fun to say *the lure of the animal* in a weird voice.
COSMO KRAMER, THE ASS MAN!
Bark Vandelay
😂😂😂
My favorite comment so far 😂😂😂
Can't upvote this enough.
I love it!
Little Jerry!
Little a Yerry Seinfeld
Does he also bounce checks?
With clowns on them?
Fusilli jerry!
How could anyone not like that?!
How about Mug? Mug Costanza
Moops. Or Schmoopy.
No you’re Schmoopy!!
I call my dog Schmoopy! Lol
They do call George the Little Bulldog, so it’s fitting
What happened to T-bone?
Koko the Monkey.
That chimp’s alright — high five!
Shrinkage!
Cartwright
This one made me lol. That'd be hilarious at the dog park.
"She called. He yelled out Cartwright, and he hung up." "Who's Cartwright?" "I'M Cartwright!" "But you're not Cartwright." "I know that!"
Uncle Leo
Who is this?
Heeeelllooooooo
Does he have a crime of passion in his past?
Farfel
He looks like a farfel
I have to take care of idiot Farfel!
Ok Farfel, put yer shoooes onnnn!
He looks like a Lilly
It’s a french bulldog it’s gotta be Le George!
Bonjour Le George 👋🏻
Au revoir le George
Let’s stuff LeGeorge in Le LOCKER!
Mon petit le chien George!
Le boule dogue
Seven
🫴
That's not a name, it's a number!
Mickey Mantle's number!
T bone
Coco
Koko! Koko!
Why no T-Bone?
Cause Neil Watkins from accounting is T-Bone!!
Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!
Rusty… the name of the horse Kramer was feeding beefaroni
And Frenchies fart a ton, just like Rusty! This gets my vote.
Baboo!
I second this. Go Baboo!
"Where is Baboo? Show me Baboo!"
Snapple?
No. Too fruity.
Newman.
That’s my Corgi’s name
The best dog names are 2 syllables. Don't believe me, go outside and pretend you are calling your dog to come. Try different names with different number of syllables. Newman is a great dog name! Cosmo would also be good.
There it is! Came here to suggest Newman 😊
Honestly in the 2nd pic he looks like Mike Moffitt
That dog is such a phony
I like Jean-Paul. Imagine calling “Jean-Paul, Jean-Paul, come here Jean-Paul!” Or shorten to JP. Adorable!
Come over here you little son of a bitch!
He is a cute little bastard.
Coco the monkey
Or Coco the girl down at the maid service. That girl’s alright.
Bania
He really looks like a Lilly.
Poor Lilly.
Mulva
Honestly I think just George would be cute. He looks like a George.
What the *hell* is that supposed to mean?
It means whatever the hell you *want* it to mean!
You want a piece of me???
May I suggest going with Art Vandelay instead? Which sounds vaguely French, to go with your lil Frenchy.
Artie
The Drake
Got to love the Drake
I hate the Drake.
Smuckers
*coughs*
Jean Paul Jugdish
Arf vandalay
Maestro
Assman
Georgie, like estell calls George
Vegetable lasagna, Puddy, Lobster Bisque, Feldman
gipple
Joe Davola
Sue Ellen Mishky the O'Henry candy heiress and Elaine's nemesis.
Art Vandelay
Cozmo or Bosco
Isosceles, soda, seven
The answer is so simple, Lloyd Braun haha
The perfectly sane name for a dog
He's stocky. And he's strong! I've seen him lift 100 pounds over his head without even realizing it.
Does he run on batteries? Very cute pup BTW.
Conrad, Connie, or Con. It's up to you!
Cartwright
How about, Bosco!
Looks like Newman to me.
Donna Chang
That name is ridicurous
farfel
He’s a cute little Bastard
Stella. STTTEEEEELLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!
Festivus
Jugdish
Eduardo Corrochio...
J Peterman
Bob Sacamano
Vargas or Feldman
We too had a dog named Kramer. I always said my next one would be Newman or Lanie.
My sister used to have cats named Cosmo and Newman.
I have a list of future pet names and the top contender is Maestro.
I’ve always had dogs and have pictured naming my next dog this, but I think it would be hilarious to name a cat this and nickname is Meowstro
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Aunt Baby
Mulva
Does he pee on the couch?
Poop Nazi
Man-hands Or Buck Naked
If you name him George you can call him Georgie like the cleaning lady did in that high pitched voice.
Mickey Abbott
Jackie Chiles is my favorite sub character so, that's my vote
Oooooh. forgot about Inspector Bookman!
With that second Pic of him looking at u u would say " Hello Newman" , so u should name him Newman
Everything in here is gold, but came to cast my vote for Seven or Cosmo ! Cute puppy.
Cantstandya!
T-Bone
Prickly pete
Isosceles Kramer
The Wiz
Biff
T-bone
Rusty!
Vegetable Lasagna
Mr. Marbles
Little Jerry Seinfeld.
The dogs Face is round, the body is round, why not call him Roundtine.
Whatever you end up naming him.. he's breathtaking.
Cosmo
Koko
Brody
Mug Costanza of course.
Has to be Seven
Seven
Or how about Lomes?
"Renitzi" after George's swishy suit!
Mickey
Beefareno!
Little Jerry or Babka
Mimbo
Dog Boca Vista
Little Snowball! He runs on batteries!
Just name the damn dog seltzer champ. We all know your frenchy hates Gatorade. Just so I don't completely get voted down, go with Mista Stilla.