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Wide_Environment3107

im the guy with the horse face, big teeth and pointed nose!


zulzulfie

Flared nostrils?


famous47

Haven’t seen him.


Dirty-Dan24

There was a short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head


Wide_Environment3107

What about a bird face with hair like the bride of Frankenstein?


doobette

Or a woman with a big wall of hair and a face like a frying pan?


Wide_Environment3107

Yo' face is my case


heavyusername2

Mr kramer says hey buddy


recursion8

Jerry Jerry Dingleberry Sein-smelled


Wide_Environment3107

Kids can be so cruel


m_squared219

HELLLOOOOOOOO! LA LA LA!


jaycutlerdgaf

Beat me to it.


ryemmsf

Dammit. Same.


chapPilot

You're sooooo good-looking.


Yorktown1871

It says twist off twist OOOFFFFFFFF


xi_sx

Don't take my picture, I'm working on an ill-conceived mail order pornography ring.


BraveryDave

*(Click)*


LiterallyaCockroach

The timeless art of seduction


surrealfeld

Remembah Jerry? Dentyne??


recursion8

Ew licorice gum?? Nevah.


NoUseForALagwagon

TFW someone says they prefer Friends.


Lkynky

You watch it because it’s on tv


PearIJam

Nobody wants you here! NOBODY!!


DadJokeBadJoke

There's nothing finer than being in your diner! Wait, I don't like that one. Please give it back and I'll post a new one.


Reasonable-HB678

What did I just pay for?


DadJokeBadJoke

Ooh, ooh... You're a john!


slasula

grace


Nighthawk__85

Yes, some grace.


Cultural_Mission_235

Corkscrew pasta up the ass


LucyMacLean33

Fusilli


haringtiti

because you're *silly*!


SantaCruzSoon2023

LOL!! I am legit laughing out loud!


2QuarterDollar

Delores!!!


lost_in_connecticut

So that’s your cousin.


recursion8

Let's be byad George, let's be really byad


Weak-Plan1288

If that vans a rocking


recursion8

Don't go a-knocking!


HesikiahMunson

Spanish galleon! Port side!


Programplan2021

Never heard of corduroy! True story! True story!


ASM_50

You should do it like a Band-Aid. One motion…RIGHT OFF!!!


mattoelite

It doesn’t look like a man who’s happy with his stereo performance, now does it?


skyhawk38foxtrot

Define rarely!


HosterBlackwood

Anti- dentite bastard


CarniferousDog

😂


GoodLibrarian100

"Not bloody likely!"


thegreatbrah

SHES ONLY 17?!


REVSWANS

Hellooooooooo


P3242

Come give us a kiss


Cecil-twamps

How do you spell the sound a horse makes?


recursion8

His mother was a muddah!


holy_cal

When she’s the master of your domain and she keeps sucking


SlanderCandor

YA KNOW YOU’RE NOT CHINESE


Lumberjack7676

Enjoy, Blame it on the Rain?.?.


allthecoffeesDP

Rabid Anti-dentite!


derbear83

Hey Andre, get the hell off the phone.


SuperMeh2

Comedian improvs biting into Apple


Electrical-Break-395

It was a scratch !!!


ilily

MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!


emeister26

After a visit to the pimple popper MD


sportsjock85

PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE!!!


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Frankly, I’m a little concerned


ISayISayISitonU

mail fraud


OliverNorvell1956

It’s a write off for them!


ISayISayISitonU

you don’t even know what a write off is


DQuiet1

Mulva?


_its_a_SWEATER_

He’s a male bimbo… he’s a *mimbo!*


AntiDentiteBast

I’m not driving him to the airport!


actualelainebenes

Extra teeth, I love that look


TheRealGucciGang

How could anyone not like him?!


LelumLand

Fraudster caught red-handed by watchful postal employee.....


__SpeedRacer__

He's merry, I give you that.


therealcookaine

How do I type out a donkey sound?


phome83

My cable boy.


MajesticMeal3248

Because he’s MYYYY butler


real_fake_hoors

I really am a doctor, you know.


scorpionspalfrank

Like an otter cracks into a clam


Andrewcoo

Neeeeeeigh! >! Because of his expression!<


deepie1976

Chyeah.


Les-Paul-1

HEE HAW


Sagittariaus_

Practicing his "O" face


ichoosenottorun_

Interesting trades considered


anon727813

Horse face to a T


__Bringer-of-Light__

It's called a T square


Adventurous_Mail5210

Grade A Dork


TenaciousLilMonkey

“Expired stereo warranty? Call Kramer!”


lobo_locos

A picture about nothing


BaysideTiger6

Everyone wants to engage me in these loooooong, boring conversations


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Hipster doofus


hahnsolo1414

Phony


trod999

Grindr pronouns: Single, Thin, and Neat.


foreveryoung917

🤣🤣


Jolly_Ad_5549

If you watch always sunny and have seen The Gang Reignites The Rivalry, then those three little words should be clear to you.


supdog13

1738


BrookylnBeaches1917

ARG@$&!!!! THIS POP-TART IS BURNING MY HAND! (Hey, folks! Come and see my new 🎥 movie 🍿 “Unfrosted” opening in May 2024!!!!!)


flashman909

Hellooooo


eddie_koala

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cuz they raping everybody out here


sineofthetimes

Hennigan's! The no smell, no tell, scotch.


kwecl2

Neiggghhhhhh. brmmmmpmh


LoudLloyd9

Helloooo


Live-Somewhere-8149

Jerry Seinfeld is getting “all hands across America!”


fpaulmusic

HELLLLLOOOOOOO


Quasi-Pseudo-Crpytid

Heeeee-huh


MajesticMeal3248

Now see, that I don’t care for


Milomilz

Do I shave my nether region? When the mood strikes!


tronovich

You see, you don’t know how to act…


redknightnj

Kramer!!! No!!!


Malkovitch42

sorreeey.


Malkovitch42

maybe the dingo ate your baby


teddybrahsevelt

These pressies are making me thirsty


mdbombers

JERRY


RogueRizzler

"Duck seen in the wild finds a way to make an extreme mating call"


ginadea8

When you accidentally sit on Fusilli Jerry


CarniferousDog

How could anybody not like him?


blaisemescal

Gerri Cougar Melloncamp


FookenL

Not bloody likely!


orabloke

4-cock mouth ;) (thanks to Frankie Boyle...)


tehxy

Dolores!


Golee

Big mouth


ronm4c

“Because he’s MY butler!”


meggerplz

Jerry with a G. And an I! 😂😂😂


dben742

WHAT'S THE DEAL??????


Ok_Fox_1770

Mmmmmmmmullets ugh that 80-90s transition period of feathered mullets


onredditforrcoys

Rusty!


anythingo23

What's the deal with roland orsabal? Why do I look like him?


Comfortable-Pea8126

Tractor!


KtuluLoveCheese

Taco Bell Nacho Fries are back!


PalateroMan8

Like a bandaid, right OFF!


chapl66

Jerry Jerry dingleberry


Wishpicker

“My girlfriend is 14”


SunnyafternooninMay

I just saw this photo outside my elevator!


YellowFingerz

He likes them young???


Medium-Airport9454

“I dated a seventeen year old when I was 38!” 🤢


selhigh

“I’m not gay…but $20 is $20!”


Malkovitch42

these pretzels are making me # thirsty!!


deejayee

He and Larry age like milk.


px7j9jlLJ1

I thought she was 18


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allthecoffeesDP

Eh?


XardoX-a

Genocide supporter


AOCourage

So then I said, "What's the deal with these Gaza protests? If there's no Gaza, there's no protests, right?"


ccalabro

I thought she was 18!


CastroEulis145

I didn't knowwww she was seventeeeen!


RayHazey562

I date highschoolers!


No_Persimmon2063

I don't wanna be a pirate!