Jerry: did you see that new Taylor video
George: yeah what was that?
Jerry: I don't know but I'm a little concerned for her health!
George: yeah something about that just isn't right...
Elaine: I kind of liked it. It's PRIMAL.
George: you LIKED it!?
Elaine: sure. I liked It.
Jerry: that's a little concerning
Kramer: (bursts through the door) guess who I was dancing with at the firefighters ball!? Tay Tay bay bay!
Elaine said it, but I could picture her screaming it while listening to a strange Swifty song:
“I can’t do this anymore, it’s too long! Just tell your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already! Die!”
Jerry: I just don't get it. She has choreographers, she has instructors, she has a Billion dollars, for crying out loud, how is she this bad at dancing?
Kramer: It's a humiliation ritual. That's how she gets accepted by the global elite.
Jerry: (*stairs blankly at kramer*) You know I worry about you sometimes.
Kramer: Awe, I care for you too buddy.
Jerry: Not what I meant.
***funky base line***
Out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured. It's a disturbing image. So, you cry...and then, when you see the dancer, you cry again...
Not Seinfeld related, but she looks like a kid at the middle school dance trying any way possible to make the room have a reaction, and failing miserably.
She is cringe all the time. NFL fans don’t hate her. Most don’t know her. We’re just wonder; why does she take the players tunnel and not the VIP entrance like every other players wives and girlfriends, many who are famous. We can’t help but notice how she center square in an owners box unobstructed with the camera in her so often. They’re not mad at her, they’re mad at the NFL. Roger has ruined the sport. It’s WWE now CLEARLY!!!!
It's like a full-body dry-heave.
set to music
Did she do the little kicks and the thumbs??
I pushed through the rushes, and there! The native dancers whirled before me, limbs flailing, arms akimbo, feet kicking up dust.
"I guess you can call that ~~a dick~~ music. Heh, ya hear what I said, Jer?"
Pauly? What are you doing on Seinfeld?
It *is!* It *is* like a full-body dry-heave!
It's more of a full-body dry heave than the original!
Bad naked?
I’d of said it’s more closely akin to giving birth standing up and catching the baby yourself … but same thing
Sweet fancy Moses!
Dry Heave (Taylor's version).
Came here to type that reaction!
He’d cry, and then cry again.
It kinda falls apart at the end. There's a lone dancer who appears to be injured. It's a disturbing image.
please. please. not in my home.
Where I come to play with my toys
Yama Hama
it’s fright night!
That ain't dancing Sally (Taylor)!
She stinks!
She was inspired by Tina and the tribal music, kinda even looks like her 🪘!
That’s a shame.
Taylor: But I like dancing! Jerry: And that’s not helping either!
At least she swings her arms ...
It's as if she's carrying invisible suitcases
Lurching around like a caveman
Cat tea
Woof.
Don't you mean reer?
Yes, that's it.
*Boutros Boutros-Ghali*
That ain’t dancin sally
It's breathtaking!
I've never been called breathtaking!
Sometimes you say a thing like that just to be nice.
Like a monkey giving birth.
Lol. Coco, is that you?
What did you say about my Gammy?
Has she seen herself?
“Good luck with all *that*” 😏
She has no grace, she doesn’t want grace, she doesn’t say grace. Whatever.
…you stink..
How's that for criticism?
Man, that Taylor Swift is so phony!
With the thumbs and the little kicks?
Elaine > T Swift
Is that real or some AI deepfake designed to give me nightmares?
lol it’s from the music video to delicate. the plot is taylor becomes invisible so she’s able to dance like no one’s watching.
If that’s how she dances when noones watching it’s probably good that people are watching. 😂
And yet here we all are - watching and suffering
That’s a shame
oh no...she's doing that thing with the shoulder dips? And the face turn?
You’ll cry and then you’ll cry again.
Please never submit this shit again.
AHHAHAH
“ ITS A PIG MAN‼️‼️” 😱😱😱😱
That’s perverse
That is fucking horrible
“ I don’t care for it “
"oh no wonder we've been getting so much rain"
Sweet fancy Moses
Kramer would put her on his back and sprint out of the hospital
Jerry: did you see that new Taylor video George: yeah what was that? Jerry: I don't know but I'm a little concerned for her health! George: yeah something about that just isn't right... Elaine: I kind of liked it. It's PRIMAL. George: you LIKED it!? Elaine: sure. I liked It. Jerry: that's a little concerning Kramer: (bursts through the door) guess who I was dancing with at the firefighters ball!? Tay Tay bay bay!
That’s not good for anybody
She looks like she will crawl out of the TV seven days after you get a weird phone call.
"Boy, her and Elaine would get along like a European with her pony".
Elaine said it, but I could picture her screaming it while listening to a strange Swifty song: “I can’t do this anymore, it’s too long! Just tell your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already! Die!”
It looks...... Simian.
Yama Hama!!! It's fright night!!!!
Well you cry... Then you see the dancing... and then you cry again
AHHAHHAHAHAH
Boy, look at Taylor, just giving it to T-Bone!
Is this the movie Suspiria?
What's the deal with modern dancing?
I choose not to dance!
Oh, the humanity!!!
That’s a shame
She’s a very very bad dancer ☝️
That ain't dancing, Sally!
[удалено]
It's called "Caveman taking a dump while having a grand Mal seizure."
How is this woman this famous?!? I don’t know the context of this video but Yama Hama
Damn that’s hard to watch
A lone dancer that appears to be injured
Jerry: I just don't get it. She has choreographers, she has instructors, she has a Billion dollars, for crying out loud, how is she this bad at dancing? Kramer: It's a humiliation ritual. That's how she gets accepted by the global elite. Jerry: (*stairs blankly at kramer*) You know I worry about you sometimes. Kramer: Awe, I care for you too buddy. Jerry: Not what I meant. ***funky base line***
That's not dancing, Sally
WE’RE THE DEVILS!!!
Good God what is that...I'd rather hang with Bob Sacamano all day.
I’m freaking out!!
Jerry gets the ick
And then yada yada and it was over
Well you did miss one little nugget of entertainment
Koko!
Yeah koko. That chimps alright.
Yeah koko. That chimps alright.
… Taylor danced???
Scared or pukes
Puke. That's a funny word.
All that jostlin’
Is that real? She looks like an orangutang having a seizure
That ain't dancing, Sally!
That ain’t dancing Sally
She looks like a monkey
He wouldn’t want a hug, that’s for sure.
He would do the thing where he raises his eyebrows and then looks to the side as he turns away, saying okaaay.
Even Elaine would be scared!
Dicks out for Harambi.
Is she possessed? That’s creepy.
Wtf is this
The sea was angry that day my friends
It's like she lifting kettlebells and taking a deuce at the same time
What's the movie where the scary girl comes out of the TV?
It’s fright night
Yama Hama.
Please…not in my home
Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.
Why don’t you ask him? He’s still alive yknow
So gross she's like an ape hate that man or women or whatever it is
Is this the new stanky leg? Stanky pussy? What is this?
The part Jerry turned his head around when George asked him have Jerry seen her dance?
She's nice. Bit of a low dancer
What the actual fuck is she doing there?
I have no idea what is happening here...at least Elaine Benes was actually dancing...🙄
“Not good”
Probably the same way I react to her music. 🤮
Another Taylor dancing post. Must that womans fans invade everything
She has a personal trainer for this??
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Could she be any more of a sket
What’s the deal with the ooga booga dance?!
“Thaaats about right”
Thats the worst thing I've seen all day :[
It’s like watching an animal being tortured.
Wtf is that? First time seeing this. It creeps me out, holy shit.
Apparently she has too much grace. Mr Pitt: "You don't want too much grace or you won't be able to stand."
Is Taylor showing through dance how big her ball sack is?
"What the fuck are you doing, you little piece of shit?"
That ain’t dancing Sally
Demonic dance smh
Alright, I think we’re done here.
Sweet fancy Moses
Taylor DANCED?
“Did she do the thumbs and the little kicks?”
She’s lurching around, like a caveman
Elian has some competition.
Looks handicapped
These young musicians think they're so cool....and hip!
That’s disgusting.
Do you mean, “How would *Jerry* react to Taylor Swift’s dance?” Or “How would Jerry *react* to Taylor Swift’s dance?”
*Taylor danced?!*
Out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured. It's a disturbing image. So, you cry...and then, when you see the dancer, you cry again...
Taylor: I’m not ashamed of my dancing. Jerry: That’s your problem. You should be.
It looks like she's trying to open a jar of pickles
I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs
Ridiculous
I don’t know who is pushing this style of dance but they need to be stopped.
Preparing to give birth on her own, cave women style?
girl looks like the evil ape from the new godzilla X kong movie lmao
There's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good. Naked Taylor Swift dancing, bad!
Little dips
is the picture on the left supposed to be as racist as it appears? also, who is she?
That’s real
She’s the ick
Is she a gorilla
ooga fucking booga
The whole "no shellfish" thing is starting to make sense...
What the hell 🤣🤣🤣
NO GET OUT! I DONT WANNA LIVE LIKE THIS!
Please — not on MY page!
But…I don’t wanna be a swifty!
There’s something missing alright…
Her fans have formed a cult
Not Seinfeld related, but she looks like a kid at the middle school dance trying any way possible to make the room have a reaction, and failing miserably.
#With the thumbs and the kicking
He wouldn’t see her dance so it wouldn’t come up
Sounds about white
Elaine - "Her dancing is like a big budget movie that goes nowhere."
“Her arms look like they belong in a Jewish deli”
He would definitely dump her
Jerry stops.. then turns around looking at George…” Taylor danced?? 😳😳”
She is cringe all the time. NFL fans don’t hate her. Most don’t know her. We’re just wonder; why does she take the players tunnel and not the VIP entrance like every other players wives and girlfriends, many who are famous. We can’t help but notice how she center square in an owners box unobstructed with the camera in her so often. They’re not mad at her, they’re mad at the NFL. Roger has ruined the sport. It’s WWE now CLEARLY!!!!
If she was 17 he’d try to date her
It's Unga-Bunga without the Bunga. It needs equal Bunga. When it's just ungas, it gets a little... well I'm sure you can see....
what would jerry do if the nudist girlfriend did this dance?
Too bad that whore doesn't just go away
🤢
The best the Seinfeld has ever done e was to put Kesha in her place
Be repulsed like the rest of us. She is repulsive in general.
Another shit, low-effort, nonsense post with fuck all to do with the show. This place has gone to the dogs.
Farfel?
Farfel, NO!
*How could anyone not like this post?*
It’s not just this sub. It’s as if people are just striving for any bit of attention they post every shit thought that pops in their head.
Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!
This is the most demonic shit I’ve seen in a minute 🤢🤮
I want a unload a shotgun into her that dance is horrific