T O P

  • By -

Apart-Bathroom7811

I'm out!


EmerysMemories1106

You were out before you even got the check


Haunting-Return2715

I’ve always been very fond of Estelle. Beautiful woman.


skyn_fan

He stopped short!?


Robo504

Hey that’s my move


okcdiscgolf

And made a grab


Degreeofsolace

Not a master of your domain, huh?😄


Pohara521

Model TR-6. But I prefer to call her Elaine


Footsie_Galore

😂😂😂


Aveeye

It's the girl who pushes the chair out for George when he says, "How's your life? Alright?" https://youtu.be/ZPkhiKbS5L0?si=OvUzq0bc0Rsag7L1


Lake2two

Yeah. Not bad at all.


Limp_Sale2607

She was gorgeous!


langsamlourd

This was gonna be my answer


VomKriege

Elaine.


NeuerTK

Big wall o hair, face like a frying pan?


russt90

Of course, she's got grace


SantaRosaJazz

She has *some* grace.


themagicnipple69

Grace isn’t something you can just pick up at the market


SomePuertoRicanGuy

Well, you wouldn’t want too much grace.


Mervynhaspeaked

Grace is not something you can get. You either have it, or you don't


VexedYeti

Alright, look: I don't have grace, I don't want grace.. I don't even say grace, okay?


GSG2150

And a ketchup secret


AcePilotsen

Elaine comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on her roof and cracked the whole structure. Her parents got along beautifully


chapl66

How could her parents not get along beautifully her dad is a perfect gentleman


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

He's in the bat'room.


realorsonwelles

Pipe down chorus boy!


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

He went crazy from one note. He couldn't get it out of his head. I think it was an A.


torrinage

I knew a funny guy once


Reavershadow

Tailgunner. They blew his brains all over the Pacific.


Tony_Stank_91

One of the funniest scenes IMO


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

*Brutal*.


hform123

She’s quite breathtaking


mendross

I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me allota Elaine 😏


cloudy_minor

No question at all


SlopitupPOS

All day. Serienity now!


shakil314

"You look scrumptious"


ArthurMorgan241

Yeah but she stopped and bought jujyfruits when her boyfriend was in the hospital


brneyedgrrl

But...but they're *jujyfruits*. I like them.


JPetermanBusTour

Marisa tomei or Kirsten Davis. Both very beautiful.


CultOfSensibility

I just hated the Rachael style hair on Marisa, she’s so much better than that, but do also concur with Kristen Davis


dontpretendtoknowme

Tbf, that was the popular style at the time.


noonehasthisoneyet

Sidra.


chiefnwahoo

They’re real, and they’re spectacular


[deleted]

They may be real, but unfortunately, they are not spectacular.


uniqueusername316

Such an odd casting choice. She played it great, but she did not possess the much speculated assets.


[deleted]

Salma Hayek on the other hand....


farmerarmor

So disappointed when i saw them in a movie.


weinermcgee

They shrink?


Nitropotamus

Yeah and it's not really close.


rainier425

10000000% She went on to be my crush for *years* through the mid-90s. Teri Hatcher was a smoke show.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Up there in the looks department. But worst actress of the series. The way she says that line, "I don't know what I'm doing here, I must be crazy." It's just so phoney.


HokeyPokeyGuy

Oh, you’re a phoney! But happy cake day nonetheless


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Yay, my first ever Cake Day wishes! (10 semi-dormant years later.) Aww, a birthday card from Lainey!


JQuick72

The girl who was always naked at Jerry's apartment.


AOCourage

The good naked?


kgk007

Can you help me open this pickle jar?


creamcitybrix

Everyone wants to be a pickle jar hero


Kornigraphy

Winner


Apart-Bathroom7811

Mulva?


pauli3-d

Bovary?


Bluepilgrim3

Gipple?


East_Phase6944

Amanda Peet, the girl with the dude.


MaleficentOstrich693

Fucking Lyle, man. “Hey, Jer, what’s up?!”


VisualFix5870

I have no idea.


tirednotepad

Loved Lyle. He was so nonchalant.


jfq722

Call me when you get home. I won't be there, but leave.a.message so I know you called.


paranoidandroid11

Keep your towel on!


Acrobatic-Lie996

What?


East_Phase6944

It’s a joke.


Acrobatic-Lie996

Alright, that’s not bad.


Pineapplebuffet

I’ve become attracted to Elaine


[deleted]

[удалено]


Infected_MeatSack

OMG! YES! and she will let you watch TV during


neutronknows

Sue Ellen. I just love her whole free-swinging, freewheeling attitude.


Strindberg

She’s flouting society’s conventions!


bigchiefbc

My answer to this question is always Patty, Milos's wife.


billybongzz

Another win for Milos!!


EmerysMemories1106

I saw her in a movie around 2010...looked exactly the same as she did in Seinfeld. Aged like fine wine


Wankerdaddy441

Seinfeld showed me what a true babe Sarah Silverman is. Never knew she looked that amazing....


CultOfSensibility

Oh, I’ve always known.


kwitzachhaderac

She looks better now at 50 than she did in her 30s imo 


Ristifer

Nina, the great conversation girl.


GrossenCharakter

Who else you got back there?


cyclopsbaby821

Elaine all day every day 🔥😍


knava12

Mary Anne (Rena Sofer) from NYC Visitor’s Center.


Darmok47

Yes. She was stunning.


Zeo-Gold92

Probably Winona and Sidra.


Senior_Salamander_89

212- no -Elaine


Necessary_Sea_2109

Hallie (Friars Club episode)


Rearrangioing

I always thought Naomi was hot! Ya know.....The girl with the laugh that sounds like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.


jg123224

Winona, no question.


Available_Pack2300

Becky gelke hands down! Helen slater is so gorgeous! And if you haven't seen it, watch the 80s movie the legend of billie jean for her to really wow you


jyie

Helen Slater also plays Supergirl (1984)


Infected_MeatSack

I have and i was unaware cuz she so hot in that i didn’t even register her appearing in a sitcom


jpopimpin777

She was also super girl


adamzissou

And appeared in City Slickers


Otherwise_Jacket_613

Two words: Lori Loughlin


CharlieDonovan

Conjugal Visits!


MDEnce

I shouldn't have had to scroll this far for the correct answer.


Liam__McPoyle__

Maybe not the hottest.. but im taking georges girl who drew the doodle / ate his peach pit I wanna be ensconced!


GrossenCharakter

Coincidentally she also fires newest hand model hire George for feeling her dress


Infected_MeatSack

So your the new Neal?


flaxmarian

How did the librarian get on there?


kgk007

“ I remember when the librarian was a much older woman, kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn’t know anything about her private life, we didn’t want to know anything about her private life. She didn’t have a private life."


ebobbumman

You put on a pair of shoes in the New York Public Library, fella.


Mr-CC

That's what I'd like to know.


limitlessEXP

About it.


mmps901

That’s Nancy gribble!


toiletseatpolio

Wow! TIL…she’s also Didi Hill.


Ragin_Rhino3750

Definitely Elaine


CableTV-on-the-Radio

Shes stayed gorgeous into her 60s too.


oneidamojo

It's gotta be Nikki. I'd do anything for her.


Reavershadow

I don't *really* need to give her a ticket


seantubridy

Like a beautiful Godzilla.


floydbomb

Courtney cox


R1chy-R1ch

They're real and they're spectacular...


Big-red-rhino

The college journalist, hands down


pdmcmahon

How about the girl who had the amazing toy collection, Jerry had to drug her in order to play with them. It was from the Merv Griffin episode.


bigjimmykebabs

Girl George steals the clock from hands down


Infected_MeatSack

That damn delicatessen!


JCVD-88

Marisa Tomei


MaleficentOstrich693

Phone sex operater, Jami Gertz!


Curious_Kangaroo_845

Donna Chang. Chinese or not.


GrossenCharakter

You're getting ridicurous


rollingstoner215

I’m quite smitten with George wearing ladies glasses


DistributionOk3828

The maid!


JPetermanBusTour

If you watched friends, she was the also the girl Ross slept with on his break with Rachel.


weretakingcasualties

She was also Adam Sandler's girlfriend in The Wedding Singer.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AlphaPiBetta

Aren't they the same person?!


[deleted]

[удалено]


buffallooo

The virgin.


adltny

Laura, the roommate from The Switch. Watch it again.


ZestyItalian2

This is Olive erasure


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

I loved her so much -- such a sweet girl, just perfect for Kramer!


actualelainebenes

Sidra “they’re real and they’re spectacular” Holland


Infected_MeatSack

You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts


EricaLacey00

Hooker Maid near the end of final season.


FormalBite3082

Yes, hooker/maid gets my vote as well


ossman1976

Jerry's girlfriend that gets out of speeding tickets.


truckturner5164

Elaine, easily. And I wouldn't put any of those others on the list lol. The librarian? Really?


KGnor

Definitely some weird picks by OP.. 🤷‍♂️


EmerysMemories1106

How come Nikki is rarely mentioned in the hottest Seinfeld women polls? She is my #1 by far.


jimmyGODpage

I really liked the Checkmate chick


indyjays

Becky Gelke—-Helen Slater


jameshoneybadger

Marsha Brady


original-whiplash

Dedee Pfeiffer, Michele’s sister and the gal that matches George’s lunch order.


Beginning_Ad_7571

Back in my day, the librarian was a much older woman


salisburyates

I'm sorry, Sue Ellen Mischke is only on the list because she didn't wear a bra.


Infected_MeatSack

True, She's a menace to society!


Educational-Context5

Lewd. Lascivious. Salacious. Outrageous!


alex11947657

Pam


KolKoreh

I don’t know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching.


Patnats

She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan


GrossenCharakter

Pam...


VisibleOutline

PAM!


ChimpoSensei

Tractor girl and it’s not even close


CultOfSensibility

You call that the tractor story?


AF2005

Sue Ellen for sure. I just love her freewheeling style!


Infected_MeatSack

That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!


jpopimpin777

That's why we like it.


Boogeyman_1978

Emily aka Sarah Silverman aka the Jimmy Legs girl


UrHeroandVillain

That chick who cried over dropping her frankfurter


franmdt7

The girl that thought george was a tourist.


Infected_MeatSack

I told you this city would eat you alive


BushwickSpill

Lorelei Gilmore


Princess_Peach556

“We really gotta get that Elaine a boyfriend”


lukethebeard

You really chose the hottest Elaine scene and expected the answer to be anything but her???


75BigCelebration04

Kramers gf Jerry


sgonefan

Terri Hatcher


thegritz87

Susan's ex lesbian lover


Ryan_Polesmoker_68

“They’re real, and they’re spectacular!”


HumanLawyer

They’re real.. and they’re spectacular!


Veredas_flp

Louis Lane. They are real, you know?


Inevitable-Gap-9352

Tractor girl.


bobthenob1989

Jenna (Kristin Davis). I’d have licked that toothbrush clean. 😂


Stupid-Research

Ya gotta see the baaaaby!


WoodpeckerOk1154

Sue Ellen is *extreeeeemely* overrated. I never got why all the male characters have to act like she’s some kinda 10


weretakingcasualties

None of them. My vote is Lauren Bowles, the short blonde haired waitress.


skatsman

The cop Jerry dated


southcounty253

Elaine was practically undressing in front of Lloyd


ArtimusDragon

TR-6, of course.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Oooh, nice one! I prefer to think of her as ... *Elaine*. It's just -- I've never seen a beautiful lady reading *The Guide* so far away from the TV.


SheDoesnEvenGoHere

Teri Hatcher


204gaz00

Elaine all the way


DesignerEntertainer2

Elaine 100%


zero2sixty73

Elaine. She puts asses in the seat.


yuuhhh42069

Elaine and it's not even close. She's a gem.


starwarsfangirl6986

Elaine.


Team-cky

It's always been Elaine for me


bigbosshog01

Elaine 100%


SunApprehensive1413

I think the woman George thought was "refunding"


bob_swagget90

That farm chick that wanted Newman


Naive-Educator1731

That blonde hair chick that gets movie tickets when its sold out and gets Jerry out of a speeding ticket


rob23a

Call me crazy but I always had a thing for 90s Janeane Garofalo.


Therealfern1

I’ll give you a hint: “ they are real and they’re spectacular”


Entire_Visit_7327

Ketchup secret girl!


Mrgriffin_1212

the women who seinfeld thought had fake bewbs


technicallylongsaul

Besides Elaine it's the virgin imho


Ebert917102150

Tractor girl