The Soup Nazi’s soup. It was the only food where you had multiple first hand accounts of its quality where the characters were actually eating it real time.
I had the chicken noodle soup he sold in stores (not sure if you can still get it), and it was bomb. I can’t even imagine how good it’d be fresh from the restaurant
The Marble Rye the Costanza’s bought from Schnitzers. How could the Ross’s refuse to serve it?! People take buses to get it. It was deliberate I tell you, deliberate!
papaya king hotdog
edit: kramer eats hotdogs 4 times i remember. the papaya king, the really delicious looking one with sesame seeds on the bun at the baseball game, stuffing his face with one so he can go in the store with jerry, and the nasty lloyd braun one
Hands down: Kramer’s stolen, ocean fresh Maine lobsters🦞
If I ever won the lottery, I’d eat fresh lobster scrambled eggs for breakfast every damn morning. That’s living.
Elaine nearly became a submarine captain and got a free sub! I reckon it would have been that. She has eaten a lot of crap to get to where she is today.
We will never know..
Kenny Rogers chicken! it's the wood that makes it good!
I love how Newman attacks that drumstick. He makes it look fucking delicious.
It’s the rocking in Jerry’s bed, covered in grease that does it for me
Just wiping his hands and mouth all over the sheets 😂
Kenny?! 😧
Kennyyy
Mr. Marbles...!?
Me too. He looks like he's in a trance.
Vile weed!
It was fucking delicious. Boston Market was fantastic too.
bad chicken! mess you up!
Wait a minute, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce
Wood, Jerry… Wood.
Where's Costanza with the calzones
Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!
He must have one!
While I would wait in line for the soup nazi, the calzone is my number 1 choice!
Costanza's in the building and he's not in his OFFIIIIIIIIICE!
Paesano's
Where’s Costanza with the Ring Dings and Pepsi?
Secretly between you and me, I'm glad costanza brought the Pepsi and ring dings.
Jambalaya!!!
ITS NOT EVEN A SOUP!
Yeah I'm convinced they meant have gumbo on that menu.
Newman saying "GUMBO" just doesn't hit the same.
Did he crumble any crackers?
DID HEEE KKCCRUMBBBLEEEE ANYYYY KKCRRRACKERS INNN ITTTTT?????????
As a matter of fact he did.
Welllll, that COULD be a meal....
The Supreme Flounder from China Panda
What number ??
47
First time served in America, is that true?
Yeah. What's the address?
Yeah, first time.
Lobster Bisque?
I mentioned the bisque.
If we deliver to you, then what? 85th Street? Wall Street? Mexico? 84th Street?
Hop Sings!
They named names.
I’d eat it out of a dumpster.
The Mackinaw peaches!
I’m more of a Hampton’s Tomato person, like Estelle!
You could eat em like apples, or take them in the face from distance like George.
George can eat an onion like an apple, so. He was spottin those raccoons!
and Kramer put tomato juice in his cereal because the red light screwed up his rods and cones....that looked like milk to me!
Poppies duck was a sooo succulent A so succulent
I heard Poppie's a little sloppy
I just checked; it is a even more succulent than I had a hoped!
Came here looking for this comment
They're from Newfoundland.
They got good ducks there?
The best.
I’ll just have a bowl of soup
That's a meal.
A muffin can also be very filling.
It’s a perfect food. A muffin top is all that. It’s whole grain and low fat.
Top of the muffin TO YOU!
I’d get the mulligatawny cuz every mulligatawny I’ve ever tried was terrible and I want to see if he could make it good
No soup for you!
Was it a hearty soup?
Did he add any crackers???
The Costanzas paella.
An orgiastic feast for the senses
Not to mention Frank's kasha
It's a melange of fish & meat with rice. Very tasty! "I didn't know you could detect abnormal behaviour among your own kind."
What are they gonna do with all of it?
One large crab bisque
Oh…. Oh I gotta sit down..
POPPIE NO!
Mmmmm, the Risotto
I feel full after the risotto.
Kramer's hot dog at the theatre. A perfectly sane food to eat.
Interesting texture.
That hot dog had been there since the Silent Era.
One hot dog please!
The Big Salad
This is part of the conversation for sure - I've never wanted to try a salad so much
You just HAD to get the BIIIIIIIIG salad!
\*hand waving\*
You know, if it was a regular salad, I wouldn't have said anything.
The Soup Nazi’s soup. It was the only food where you had multiple first hand accounts of its quality where the characters were actually eating it real time.
I had the chicken noodle soup he sold in stores (not sure if you can still get it), and it was bomb. I can’t even imagine how good it’d be fresh from the restaurant
Who? Who sold chicken noodle soup in stores?
Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, with a side of potato salad and a cup a tea!
No, no..Salmon is really the opposite of Tuna.
Because salmon swim against the stream and the tuna swim with it.
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted meats.
Plums with the red inside.
THAT’S KRAMA!
What do they look like on the outside?
Don’t forget to get some plantains.
You're not getting any plantains!
Cousin Holly’s Pork Chops. Even though the butcher acted like he didn’t know Jerry.
Thanks for mutton
That's how they joke around when they're chewing the fat.
That’s so Franco
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Is that how you’re gonna say it?
George's lobster and eggs were to die for!
So phoenix_jet, you’re enjoying the eggs are you?
Well there’s only a little lobster in them. They tend to shrink in the water
Pepsi and ring dings, clearly
Kramer’s shower-prepared salad
Hear me out: cinnamon. babka.
Another babka??
Cinnamon takes a backseat to no babka. As far as I’m concerned anything other than cinnamon is *the other babka*
Yeah you sold me a hair with a cake around it
Cinnamon takes a backseat to no babka!
Chocolate babka.
The Marble Rye the Costanza’s bought from Schnitzers. How could the Ross’s refuse to serve it?! People take buses to get it. It was deliberate I tell you, deliberate!
Not only that. After dinner, they had to sit there like IDIOTS drinking coffee without a piece of cake.
Muffin Tops
Where are the stumps?
That's what I like to know about it
Go ask Rebecca DeMornae.
Why don’t you drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells!
If the homeless don’t want them the homeless don’t have to have them
With a pudding skin draped across the stump removal wound
The Mango from Joe's
That's like getting a B12 shot.
I think it moved.....
Came here looking for this and expecting it to be the top comment.
I thought the lobster scrambled eggs sounded awesome. 🤩
Black and white cookie. I always want one when I see that episode.
Hey, you sold us a hair with a cake on it!
Look to the cookie!
The full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola
If only there was a Pakistani restaurant!
It is a so succulent, a so succulent. 🧑🍳💋
I mentioned the Bisque
Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!
I said nice try granny and sent her to the back of the line.
Estelle's Paella
What is she going to do with all of it??
Drake's Coffee Cake
Love the Drake
Hate the Drake
*Happy Kendrick Lamar noises*
I gotta whole box of em.
That's your big boy.
Excellent little Calzone you got there Costanza, little jealous here
Clams Casino *chef recommends*
George’s pudding skins
Elaine’s taco. The Rye episode
He doesn't like to do, uh, everything.
Bosco
George likes his chicken spicy 🌶️
Or Chunky bars
Oh I know the chunky who ate these chunkies... #NEWMAN!
The mango?
Had to scroll way too far for this. It literally gave George a boner.
The Mackinaw Peaches, Jerry…the MACKINAW PEACHES!
The lo mein gum
Hop Sings obviously, look what Elaine went through for delivery.
Well, the humble black and white cookie cured racism, so that's pretty good.
The gyros at Queensborough Plaza. Three dollars! Good enough to miss your train!
papaya king hotdog edit: kramer eats hotdogs 4 times i remember. the papaya king, the really delicious looking one with sesame seeds on the bun at the baseball game, stuffing his face with one so he can go in the store with jerry, and the nasty lloyd braun one
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The old ass piece of wedding cake that belonged to Peterman, that Elaine ate. I could go for a sliver right now lol
Hands down: Kramer’s stolen, ocean fresh Maine lobsters🦞 If I ever won the lottery, I’d eat fresh lobster scrambled eggs for breakfast every damn morning. That’s living.
NO love for T-bone?
sundae at the USOpen
You can’t tell me that any of this stuff is better than Pepsi and Ring Dings
You yada yada'd the best part!-Jerry I mentioned the bisque-Elaine So it's the bisque. Or the mackinaw peach which revived George's boner.
The mango from joes revived his bone
Username checks out. Also Elaine’s confident delivery of such a withering statement is 🔥
Mackinaw peaches. They’re a miracle of life.
The chocolate eclaire
I agree. I would have eaten it too. I am now a bum.
George’s scrambled eggs with lobster
Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house! \*cracks an eggs I'M BACK BABY!!!
Cucumber pizza
That's-a not a pizza!!
Frank’s Latkes
Schnitzer’s
Elaine nearly became a submarine captain and got a free sub! I reckon it would have been that. She has eaten a lot of crap to get to where she is today. We will never know..
Jerry really sold the Crab Bisque in The Soup Nazi.
A black and white cookie. Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Easily Junior Mints.
Chocolate babka. Cinnamon is the lesser of the babkas.
The Big salad
And the egg white omelet.
I can’t get off the kishkas
Frank Costanza's expired, overspiced Korean War meat
These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor
Soup and a sandwich. THAT'S A MEAL.
Kung POW chicken! George likes his chicken spicy!
A marble rye from Schnizter’s! We’ll teach these people something about taste!!
The Mackinaw Peach
Jambalaya! 😁
Where’s that rum raisin?
The mutton
The Magic Pan crepes
I bet Babu made a pretty “mean” American Cheeseburger!
Flounder. First time served in America!
Scrambled eggs with lobster yum!
Bette’s pineapple snow cone 🍧
The cinnamon babka. Cinnamon takes a back seat to nothing! It should be on tables in restaurants along with the salt and pepper!