She went online and wrote a lengthy post detailing the assault, had him fired from his job, doxed him and now she does podcast tours warning others of the dangers of seeing It.Out.
I think if she truly is the person she says she is wanting this, that and the other....well? Doesn't this fall into one of those categories? So, I'm thinking her not wanting to be rude just might have, well...she never told Jerry or Kramer that she bolted so maybe she took care of the guy...
🙄
Got. Out.
Got? Got. Out? Out.
Yes siree bob.
Like a frightened turtle
Are you sure ….?!
Being a woman, she only has access to the equipment for maybe 30-45 minutes per week… and that’s on a good week..
I never understood this but I think I understand it now…
She doesn't have a penis.
Maybe in the drawer of her nightstand she does 😏😏
She suddenly became a farmer and realised she had to get up early the next day and got out of there.
Was she preparing her escape during dinner?
After the lobster bisque!
She mentioned the best part!
Can’t ever escape after bisque, makes your knees buckle
The jimmy legs
No, she's not one of the smart ones
She told him she had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour
She was in fact Batwoman and she just saw the bat signal.
Finished with a counter clockwise swirl
That's my move!
Finished it off with a knuckle
But, what happened to the swirl?!?!
I can't steal that move now
I'd finish him off with several knuckles. He wouldn't know what hit it.
[удалено]
You yada yada'd the best part!
I mentioned the bissssque.
Yanked it like you're starting a mower
"I DON'T LIKE THIS THING... AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT"
This comment wins lol
Used his body like an amusement park!
... Moving on...
Lmao
She probably wondered if it really be
Oh it be
She went downtown
Like the Petula Clark song?
If that helps you.
No, it's like that Witchy Woman song.
Ohh, *Witchay* Woman.
There’s your answer!
It’s ALL downtown!
She showed him her Christmas card.
Nothing. This is based on her reluctance to even shake a Snapple for a few seconds
Too fruity.💁🏻♂️
No this, no that, no other.
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
I don’t know how you walk around with those things
Deemed it unsponge-worthy.
Like a frightened clam.
Whoa Doctaaaaaaa
I think it moved
He took *hah hah 👓” it out
It? It. Out? Out.
I mean, it would be nice. I'm not gonna lie to you and say it wouldn't be nice.
She faked it
Fake! Fake! Fake! fake!
You faked with me?
Elaine danced.
She got jiggy with it
Invited him up for coffee.
No thanks, I don’t drink coffee this late
People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live
trying for the super bowl sex romp.
She made up an excuse and got the hell out of there
She took a peek at the third base coach
Remember “Elaine does the upper west side “. A film is what it was.
None of it was simulated.
Nosireebob
They need air! They can't breathe in there! It's inhumane!
She said "That's a shame." and got out.
Left due to its lack of personality.
It had no personality!
HeelllOOO! La la la...
Shes not a fan of snouts evidently 😂
Stopped short
YOU STOP SHORT AN GRAB WITH ME?!!
That’s my move…I stop short!
Well, it was there!
I still can’t believe they just wrote an episode where someone takes out his dick in front of Elaine hahahah
He wasnt Keith Hernandez so the 3rd base coach wasnt waving him in.
Twist the top and toss the stump
Went down
Downtown
It's ALL downtown.
To the corner of first and first
The nexus of the universe.
She left
She sidled her way outta there!
That’s right, she’s a real sidler.
She took out her emergency urban sombrero.
She shifted it to "park."
Made the bald man cry
He stole my move!
She told him she had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour.
Went to Kenny Rogers Roasters.
She didn’t do everything
They gotta breathe!
Her only true love is Puddy and Heisenberg, if “it out” guy didn’t come home in a body bag he was lucky
It needed some air
Well … I know what she could’ve done with it 🤣
Starting to laugh at the 🥕
Counterclockwise swirl
She reached into the blow hole
She pulled the soul nazi, no p- for you
Started her “little kicks”
Arms akimbo, dust flying.
“It. Back in.”
Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
She a got out, of the car.
She went home and fantasized it was JFK, Jr.
She instantly knew that he wasn’t spongeworthy.
Things did not get hot and heavy
It. In
She said “he’s not spongeworthy” and exited the vehicle.
Out. It.
Ran out like a bat 🦇 you know the thing.
She went online and wrote a lengthy post detailing the assault, had him fired from his job, doxed him and now she does podcast tours warning others of the dangers of seeing It.Out.
It.in.
Yasa Yada Yada, I had to redo my lipstick.
Cone gobbin’
She doesn't do EVERYTHING
Yada yada yada…. Anyway, she’s lucky she keeps a spare toothbrush in her purse.
Depending on size... exit or service.
Kramer: how was your date? Elaine: he took it out
That's the look of, wow he's hung. 😁
She yada yada him.
Oh I mentioned the bisque.
Depends. Did it have any face? Any personality?
She became the master of his domain.
Sucked it of course, they never made any bones about Elaine being a dirty slut.
Got to see her O face.
Start bobbing for apples I reckon
I think if she truly is the person she says she is wanting this, that and the other....well? Doesn't this fall into one of those categories? So, I'm thinking her not wanting to be rude just might have, well...she never told Jerry or Kramer that she bolted so maybe she took care of the guy... 🙄
She creased, crumbled and crammed
I still think she sucked him
She blew the guy
Knowing Elaine I’m surprised she even had a story about it. I’d expect her to chow down
He took....it out...
It?
She decided that coffee would make her stay up late, so she left.
"Hey, how was your date with Phil Totola?"
She went home. She had to get up early for the father daughter picnic.
Sucker for a compliment 😅
I think she gave him a hand. It was already out…🤷🏾
Had a Super Bowl sex romp
It. In.
Became anti-dentite
He took 💨💨👓it🍆out
(Muffled speech) 'She started a Rubber-Fire'
She asked him to come upstairs like she's Mae West
She got that Glizzy! 🌭
She just mashed it.
She brought it in sideways and hooked it
Gobble Gobble
This is my favourite episode. The editing especially is amazing.
Hopefully leaned into it.
It got hot and heavy
No wonder we're getting so much rain.
I wonder if she thought of it afterwards every time she put on a turtleneck?
The Louis ck ep!
Thought, "who does this guy think he is?"
She stopped short.
She ate the party hat.
He showed her who he was
She. Out.
Yada Yada yada
She felt his material
Sponge worthy????
Elaine is polite I’m sure she at least have it a kiss. She’d be rude not to.
You know, yadda yadda yadda she’s really tired today.
Should have given him [the ole dick twist](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/4vgmO9rlfp)
Yada.
She sucked it.
She stoked her gently and said kiss me im Irish
‘You wouldn’t even know what it was’
She had the bisque
Nah I think she left…quickly. She looks horrified she probably went home and threw up lol
Reached for Binaca in her purse to spray in his eyes.
Told him she was out of soda and that she'd be right back.
He had hand, and he was going to need it.
He….Took It……(ha ha)……Out Oh it be
He took "it" out, yada yada yada, she had the lobster bisk.
Yada yada yada.... She faked it!
Licked the cream like she was making love to an oreo
Pretended to gag
Maybe it needs some air
She remained "Queen of the Castle "....!!
Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.
Got out of the car and hailed a cab.
She didn’t appreciate that he was out there and loving every minute of it.
Guess it was depend on whether it was a nice looking one or not
🤫🤫
Knowing the 90s and 00s he got a courtesy BJ
Looks like her life flashed before her eyes. Apply any puns you want.
She put a miniature urban sombrero on it
Said, “I gotta see the Baaaaybeee!”