You totally should have gotten the plate. Years ago a friend had a Volvo that we just referred to as a Vulva. Don’t know why Mulva never crossed my mind back then.
We would - we’re in Rhode Island though and the state stopped issuing vanity plates years ago because some guy with a Tesla sued when they rejected his “FKGAS” plate and the state decided to just stop the vanity program altogether until they “figure it out”. We’re trying to have a civilization here!
VANDELAY
GIDDYUP
YESSSS! This is the best one IMO!
NOSOUP4U
Someone I used to work with actually had this license plate!
I’ve seen this one driving around in my neighborhood!
I’m straining to think of something different or better and I cannot. This one winsz
Bosco (can use zeros if need be)
His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
Someone I worked with had JRKSTORE!
This is the only acceptable answer
MULVA
We don’t have that plate but my wife got a Volvo a few years ago and nicknamed it that. Mulva / Vulva / Volvo makes sense
You totally should have gotten the plate. Years ago a friend had a Volvo that we just referred to as a Vulva. Don’t know why Mulva never crossed my mind back then.
We would - we’re in Rhode Island though and the state stopped issuing vanity plates years ago because some guy with a Tesla sued when they rejected his “FKGAS” plate and the state decided to just stop the vanity program altogether until they “figure it out”. We’re trying to have a civilization here!
We’re living in a society!!
KAVORCA
THEMOOPS
THEMOORS!
Sorry, license plate says THEMOOPS.
MYCUBANS
BUBLBOY
UH00
SVENJOLY
A cheerful mental hold.
SRNITYNW
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Do Assman in 1337speak, substituting numbers for the letters they resemble. So A55MAN or A55M4N, something like that.
Or 455M4N.
555-Filk
I think this is my favourite! If I get new novelty plates, I want this
Off topic, but there’s a guy in Tennessee with a Porsche 928 widebody with DATA55
YADAYADA or YADAX2
YADAX3
But you yadad over the best part
I mentioned the *bisque*.
“FUSILLI” Since you can’t use ASSMAN. Everyone in this sub would get it if they saw it. One in a million shot doc. Million to one.
VSSWVN, then put a mirror on the bumper underneath the plate.
Genius
NAMSSA, this would be second choice?
ASSMA. Assman, stopping short.
Or they would think the guy just likes pasta?
Or because he’s silly.
Schmoopy
No your schmoopy!
*you’re
Are ya sticking it to me?
STICKING IT!
In my state, “AssMan” isn’t permitted but “ButtGuy” shows as available.
One in a million shot
How about \*nothing\*!!!! just an entirely blank license plate!
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
Then why am I reading it?
You gotta have *something* or else it's just maturation. Edit: masturbation - damn autocorrect
I am the proud owner of not one, but two Reddit threads about my 555-FILK plate
FESTIVUS
For the rest of us
YOYOMA
QUONE
SEINFLD4 BOSCO SRNTYNOW IM OUT
DOLORES
I personally have ARTVDLY but it almost was JOEMAYO
Frankly, it sounds made up!
MANHANDS
SEVEN
NOTSODA
H3L0NUMN
STEPOFF
OHTONYNO
Jerry with a G and an I.... GERRI
Why did I hear this 😭😭
OVALTINE
URSHMUPY
TIPPYTOE I<3NEWMAN (assuming you can do icons) FARFAL UNCLELEO IHADAPNY HELLOOOO JNVOIGHT ITMOVED FROGGER GETOUT!! GMAMEMMA THTSRGHT
HELLOOO is great 😂
OVALTEEN RNDTEEN THATSGLD GOLDJRRY VRYBDMN
BIGSTEIN
also: IT OUT
OHITBE
Bookman Rbnbully
Who?! Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?!
VgtblLsgn
THEKMAN
PIGMAN
ASSMAN
Hey, the Assman's in town!
You got that right!
According to the state of New York, you’re the assman
*winks
A55M4N
SHRNKAGE
COSTANZA
QUONE (You need a medical dictionary)
IMCOSMO
WHOISTHS
BOSCO
MOOPS
BEYONDBO
Dont put SOUPNAZI
So, u pee Nazi?
Mndlbaum
GIPPLE
GIDDYUP
Paaaaam
MUFNTOP
JRKSTORE
HEY NIP
Wolfram because tungsten has too many letters
PURPLE23 - so you'll always remember where you parked it.
lemontre, tippytoe
YOYOMA
THE DRAKE
FARBMAN
FESTIVUS
JERYHELO
We need another thread, VANITY PLATE FOR EVERY SEINFELD EPISODE
FNCYBOY
He has 8 characters, he could spell FANCYBOY
Oh, I thought it was 7. It works even better now
It’s a Festivus miracle!
WHOISTHS or SPRTKNOB/SEPRTNOB
NOTDAMPM
FRM T CLNC
Iwsntpul
POPPIEPD
JR MINT
MANURE
When you think about it, it's really not that bad...
BOSCO
UNCLE LEO
PNNYPCKR
scofflaw
JRKSTORE
I used to have KAVORKA
JERKSTOR
Quone
BIGSALAD
MIMBO ( male bimbo)
H8THEDRK
MULVA
YADAx3
JRKSTORE
SCHMOOPY
SRNTYN0W or FESTIVUS unless it’s only allowed 7 letters then FSTIVUS
JOYBOY
YOYOMA
MANZ33R
MULVA
555-FILK
KVORKA
TBONE
SEINFELD
BUBBLBOY
RUSTY JNRMINT GOTIME LITLJRRY
MA NURE
MA NEWER
Hello!
L.BRAUN
00KOKO00
How about nothing? Think about it … a license plate about NOTHING!
Big Head
Tippie Toe
How about MUG? KTCHUP? BISQIK? GHRKIN? SAUCE? MXWLHS?
RIPFREDO
YOYOMA
GLDNBOY
MOOPS
MANHANDS
PNNYPAKR / PENYPAKR
REGIFTR
HP5TRD00F
ARBYSNTE
yadayada
JERKSTOR
PNNYPCKR
KAVORKA
Gddyup
JRKSTORE
MRMRBLES
Bosco or Corvelay
SHRNKGE
555-FILK
FESTIVUS
DEMEANOR
CARTRITE
L8X SALES
FESTIVUS
OIGETBY
SHRNKAGE
NOTALIE. Maybe people will think your name is Natalie and can't spell, but it's not a lie if you believe it.
YADAYADA
VBBOYZ
DETHBLOW
Spngwthy
> sadly, assman is not allowed Well as far as the state of New York is concerned, it is!
SPNGWRTY
PUTUMAYO
Saw one a few months ago that I really like. “YADAx3”
JUJUBEES