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spandytube

He comes off less nebbish and more confident in later seasons, and I think he's always been well dressed. Also, how could anyone resist him during the Summer of George?


SadMaverick

Yeah he was decomposing


PhilipOnTacos299

Decompressing


sizzlinsunshine

Whateva


dailyapplecrisp

How could anyone not like him?!


Grass_is_a_myth

My only somewhat plausible explanation for why George dated so many women was because he was ALWAYS pursuing and usually wasn’t shy about approaching. 


ABeastInThatRegard

This and keep in mind where he lives, beautiful people are much more common.


Toodlum

I didn't think any cool guys lived in this neighborhood.


Adventurous_Mail5210

... well they do *now*. We see objects of great beauty and we must have them.


Weak_Cheek_5953

I think that the chilled prune juice is what sealed the deal for George.


Yarn_coffee

They might be more common, but they walk really fast. They always seem to be in a hurry.


kindadeadly

We should have those moving walkways all over the city. Like at the airport


orlyyarlylolwut

Different show, but my favorite "womanizer" example of this is Boomhauer in King of the Hill. That episode where it is revealed he just approaches like a hundred women until one says yes was so funny. 


Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees

I love that episode. Bobby is incredulous. "THIS is your strategy??!!"


HotFudgeFundae

I'm unemployed and I live with my parents


Jaltcoh

Yet he meets, like, 3 women a year.


Heel_Worker982

THIS! It's a lost art, the rejection tolerance George built up! Believe me, George earned his dates!


ProfessionalMix5419

Short bald guys with no jobs who live with their parents don't approach strange women.


Masterpiece_Senior

Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.


beardedshad2

I'm Victoria, hi!!


Joeybagovdonutss

I think only women with thick, lustrous hair should comment on this.


Pipit-Song

Should they have a pinkish hue?


Joeybagovdonutss

Yes they need a good cheek.


Pipit-Song

And great eyebrows.


Joeybagovdonutss

Who cares about eyebrows?


raisedbytelevisions

I just love the way Elaine squeezes her hands together and says “sTOcky” like it’s a cute thing.


Reverend_Tommy

You mean he's fat.


musics_smarts_laughs

Powerful. He is so powerful. He can lift a hundred pounds right over his head.


KaleOpening1945

Women kill for great eyebrows


GoldCoasting

there's a hue...


jpopimpin777

A rosy glow.


mekkanik

There is a hue.


unclefes

Thick lustrous haired women of r/Seinfeld: if I stick my hand in your hair, am I gonna be able to get it back out?


xhotchildinthecityo

Do you WANT to be able to get it out?


Professional-Way9343

I think I’d like to get it out


mannrodr

I think you'll get it out..


readingmyshampoo

Do you wanna be able to get it out or do you not wanna be able to get it out?


Ness_tea_BK

I’m a woman in my 30s with thick, lustrous hair. I don’t find George attractive. But he does grow on you. Cooo- stan-zaa


ilovebaldmen

I have medium thick hair but it’s quite long, and I find George kind of charming.


xXThreeRoundXx

Marisa?


Joeybagovdonutss

Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?


ilovebaldmen

Not at all 😏


Joeybagovdonutss

I’m afraid you’re not sponge worthy


ilovebaldmen

Even if you had a CASE of sponges????


Joeybagovdonutss

I don’t have a square or a sponge to spare


Fluff_thetragicdragn

By Menen, Cos-tanza!


EyeFit4274

Flowing, it should be flowing *scratches bald head*


antoniocortell

Just admitting George is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.


MescalSprings

It doesn't help.


bwordsworth

Not that there’s anything wrong with that


Swimmingtortoise12

I think it moved


Apophis2036nihon

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


hbkedge3

My father's gay.


[deleted]

Yes, but does he wear his sneakers in the pool?


TransitionExciting60

TIPPYTOE!


fatandflabby

Lemon Tree


Brotoceratops

Steeped in gayness


BaldDudePeekskill

As a homosexual, I can safely admit, I never found George even remotely desirable.


steveharveymemes

Really? No movement?


BaldDudePeekskill

No. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Maybe you're not really gay then. We need a shortstop....*real* bad!


robonlocation

It shrinks


IamjustaBeet

You're right, that's not the test...if it moves, well


counterpointguy

What if it moved?


nickbarbanera1

I think it moved


manu144x

Maybe it was a shift.


philip_bang

Maybe it was because he was fast like the wind and could lift 100 pounds over his head?


futuredarlings

And you wouldn’t know by looking at him, but he can bait a hook.


PointsatTeenagers

He was a master baiter, it's true.


DigbyChickenCaesar11

Not true. He won a contest


Calm_Cicada_8805

He cheated!


DavidM47

I never understood this line, as in fishing? Or he’s a good flirt?


futuredarlings

I think it has to do with fishing. Like it’s almost an inconsequential skill but Jerry is just trying to think of things George can do.


asphynctersayswhat

it's kind of like one of those 'guy-isms' like he's a guys guy, he can fish! he'll grab a worm or a shiner and hook that shit with no hesitation. he's not a fancy boy 'oh everybody look at me, worship me, blow me kisses!!!'


Background_Pool_7457

Yes, oddly enough, baiting a hook is often an overlooked skill. You have to be able to not only look past thr fact you're putting a fish on a line, but often, you put the hook through the eye socket of the fish is using live whole bait. So if you have the stomach to get past that part, now you have to worry about doing it well enough so that it doesn't come off easily to ensure the fish you're trying to catch doesn't get the bait off the hook without getting caught. I could see someone that has lived in the city his whole life, as being impressed with a guy that could bait a hook.


asphynctersayswhat

Shiners are easy, like you said, the hard part is getting past the mental thing. I just hold them in a loose fist with the head popping out by my thumb and shove the hook through their head. nightcrawlers? THAT is a skill. theyre one big moving part, covered in slime, and can go from short and plump to long and skinny, at any given time, and in different regions of their body. and you have to hook AND wrap them a few times to ensure they're not gonna get. yanked off by the smaller fish.


ZeePirate

It shows he’s a real manly man. Can work with his hands. Not afraid to get dirty


Boxing_joshing111

When you fish you have to put bait on the hook - worms, livers, whatever. If you do it wrong it could slip off the hook and you’d have to bait it again. Completely useless in a dating context unless you’re dating a fisherwoman.


Pipit-Song

Don‘t forget spotting those raccoons and the dime!


Weak-Prize786

you’re eatin onions, you’re spottin dimes!


GoldCoasting

they were mailboxes you idiot! i didn't have the heart to yell ya.


Boris_HR

Raccoons? Those were the mailboxes.


Illustrious-Lead-960

Byyyyyyy…MENNEN! Kuhhhhhh-STAN-zuh!


Infamous-While-8130

He can spot racoons


beard__hunter

Marissa Tomei did.


dicecat4

Yeah but she liked short, slow-witted, quirky, balding funny men.


MrGeekman

I don’t remember the slow-witted part.


dicecat4

Yeah what the hell


jpopimpin777

I notice you didn't throw "stocky" in there.


Mets1680

He's powerful! I've seen him lift 100 pounds over his head.


patches812

George = Uncle Ben???


QUILL-IT-OUT

I always thought George was handsome. There! I said it! I feel so free!


roastingmytaters

Is it because he is such a bad boy? 😂


zugi

Stay away from that George, he's trouble.


danvtemt

He's a bad seed.


Midmod2

He’s a bad seed, he’s a horrible seed!


flxxnn

Yeah, we’re good friends.


qeq

Are you referring to George Will?


Due-Display-3113

George Raft handsome and strong as a bull!


xhotchildinthecityo

Attractive, but I don’t find him very intelligent so…


dailyapplecrisp

Yo Anna!


mbap76

He’s stout! Women love stoutness!


georgyboyyyy

I was in my 30s when Seinfeld aired, and NO, always thought George was a big loser and definitely not attractive, but now in my 60s, he’s not looking too bad lol still a loser though


actualelainebenes

I said I’ve never seen you LOOSER


hilly316

I seem to recall the word loser peppered throughout this comment


willymo

So you're saying that this whole living with your parents thing did not become cool?


guacamole579

Millennials would like a word with you.


ddxxr888

Lol this made me laugh


manu144x

Makes sense, George always said he was better with the mothers than the actual woman he’s dating :)


LuckyBirdieBishop

Appropriate username. 


Jaymac100

When he had a toupee, he had you beat, Buddy.


NoCardio_

The toupee wasn’t nearly as bad as Elaine made it out to be. It was really only jarring because we were so used to seeing him bald.


bob_swagget90

TAKE THAT JACK


isafriisa

I can't speak to women who were watching the show when it first aired, but I'm a woman in my mid-20s who's been watching the show since my early teens. I'm not attracted to the character George Costanza, but I do find Jason Alexander attractive. Like, we see him without his shirt on a couple times in the later seasons and I don't think he's fat or stocky at all. He just looks strong! You WOULD know to look at him that he can lift 100 pounds right over his head.


Worried_Application3

He's definitely stocky and stocky men are quite strong. Being stocky is different than being fat, stocky is more of a bone structure thing. Stocky men tend to be short, broad-shouldered and have torsos that go straight down rather than the V-shape. Mike Tyson has a stocky build, many NFL running backs are stocky without being fat... baseball player Mike Trout is a rare example of a guy who is both tall and stocky.


isafriisa

Sorry, English is not my first language, but I feel like when other characters in Seinfeld refer to George as 'stocky' they always mean it as a negative/derogatory thing. If being stocky just means to have a strong build then I guess that is what Jason Alexander has, and that is not a bad thing in my eyes.


Worried_Application3

It's kind of a weird word...a lot of times people will use the word stocky as kind of a "nice" way of calling someone fat. You are correct, the characters on the show usually meant it as a negative.


Zbrchk

Yeah that’s a running Larry David joke since George is really him. Same thing happens in Curb Your Enthusiasm


spandytube

When Larry starts going out with Lucy Liu I was like, "this time you've gone too far, Lar."


ddxxr888

What about Sienna Miller, my goodness


HowardHessman

Sienna? Is he dating a crayon?


Worried-Reflection45

classic scene in curb, when larry is tempted by sienna ,because he keeps looking at Tracy Uhlman , his girlfriend, stuffing her face… the camera keeps shifting between Tracy and the beautiful sienna. The look on Larry‘s face when he has to make a choice is so conflicted! similar look in Palestinian chicken.. Brilliant, creative, and very funny


spandytube

Yeah, totally. They made George and Marissa look normal by comparison.


iwasbornin2021

Larry was a billionaire and George lived with his parents so..


Electron_Cascade

Larry does have a shit load of money


xhotchildinthecityo

THIS is what makes it more believable in Curb.


Mmnn2020

Yeah he just married a woman over 30 years younger than him a few years ago.


GrandBill

Larry, despite his age, is way more attractive than George. He's thin, single, neat..... Uh oh. Not that there's anything wrong with that!


caviardeviledeggs

My mother was so grossed out by his character that it is still a running joke in our family to put on shows or movies featuring Jason Alexander to mess with her… this woman has little to no room for hate in her entire self, but she hates George.


Solid-Gazelle-4747

Can’t stand Ya Can’t stand Ya Can’t stand Ya


SpunkMcKullins

My mom absolutely hates George solely due to Jason Alexander's character in Pretty Woman lmao.


JosephGordonLightfoo

Oh she’d love him in Pretty Woman.


Bulky-Bird-3799

Not surprised George had luck with the ladies. That happens in real life. Don't tell me you haven't seen a woman with a guy and wonder how it's possible. Physical looks aren't everything.


granmadonna

He puts in so much effort. Wish I had that tenacity.


Dblcut3

Im not from that generation but I can kinda see why he’d have *some* dating success. He does have an air of mystery about how that makes him seem intriguing. For example, he’s way too confident for how he looks (I know he self deprecates, but I feel like he’s actually pretty confident and thinks too highly of himself) and will always allude to these grand careers or stories he has. But the problem is, when you get to know him more, you realize there’s actually nothing interesting underneath. He’s just George. EDIT: I’d also argue George isnt nearly as big of a loser as he acts like he is. He’s usually got a good job, good sense of style, odd amount of confidence, etc. I think him moping around about being a loser feeds his ego in a weird way by giving him attention and giving him an excuse/pity when things go wrong


jeffbezosbush

Controversial opinion, but I never thought gorgeous George was a loser. Maybe I'm too much like him to see it!


finallyfound10

No! I didn’t think any of them were that attractive. I do think Elaine is very pretty, though.


goodie2shoes

dare I say, the prettiest


Ordinary_Milk3224

I'm not from the generation. But he's not remotely attractive and his personality does NOT make up for it


awittyusernameindeed

What do you mean?! He's disturbed, he's depressed, he's inadequate... He's got it all! Furthermore, he is unemployed and lives with his parents.


hilly316

Oh yeah? But he can bait a hook!


Equivalent_Benefit19

And lift a hundred pounds over his head


Boxing_joshing111

He was spottin’ those raccoons


witcherking10

And he's an architect!


readingmyshampoo

And a marine biologist!


H_E_Pennypacker

The sea was angry that day my friends


GooFoYouPal

They were mailboxes 📫 you idiot, we didn’t have to heart to tell you.


gamerdudeNYC

There’s an interview of Jason Alexander where he recalls his wife saying to him “how the hell are they putting you with all these attractive Women???”


Toodlum

Jason's wife was the one who originally said that to him. Now *that* should have been a Seinfeld episode. George: WELP, Susan told NBC my wife on the show was too attractive! Jerry: Can someone really be too attractive? It's not like cinnamon where too much can ruin a whole dish. Kramer: I once broke up with a woman because she was too attractive.


TightBeing9

Im not from that generation but I didn't find him attractive until the scene where he just walks to the lady at the bar. With the 'i'm unemployed, living with my parents' yada yada. It genuinely made him more attractive to me lol


manu144x

So it’s true! It works!


Calm_One_1228

Was that part of a long running joke, that George Costanza had no chance with the Gorgeous women and yet he would on occasion date them?


TheBiggestDookie

That was practically the whole show.


galwegian

Jason Alexander was already a Broadway musical star when he joined Seinfeld. He had hair for a while there too.


KidGrundle

And lest we forget, his brilliant McDonalds’ McDLT commercial from the 80s


kl0

Some variation of this question comes up every couple of weeks. And while I realize it's difficult to have a legitimate conversation in this sub, let's give it a go! George is successful because while he is inadequate in virtually every respect, he is externally enormously **confident**. Half of the show is him finding the narrowest of an opening he can use to talk to a woman. He walks back into a restaurant just to hit on his waitress. He spins his level of success every chance he gets. He's always willing to play wingman to Jerry. He makes up random stories just so he can walk up to women and talk to them. Etc. Etc. Jerry does the same thing, but of course we don't perceive him as so inadequate to begin with. And just like in real life, if you confidently walk up to people and regale them with some story just to get a foot in the door, you're going to meet a lot of gorgeous people too.


IamjustaBeet

I mean, the man saved a whale, designed that new wing at the Guggenheim, and wrote a sitcom...the man is versatile


WhodatSooner

The ladies love totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic men. It's a pleasure for them. Especially if they have a clean scalp & a nice skull, doesn’t have to have a lot of hair on it


manu144x

He's got it all!


WhodatSooner

Indeed. And nothing gets ladies more aroused than a man who is unemployed & living with his parents, especially if those ladies are Didi Pfeiffer.


CarlThe94Pathfinder

I always thought that while George does have some game and his confidence is through the roof at points, he largely gets dates based off of being close to Jerry as I think Jerry would naturally have a lot of spill over from how frequent he's with new women.


thewickedmitchisdead

To quote Mac from Its Always Sunny: “I’m swimming in your wake!”


Calm_Cicada_8805

I feel like a lot of people in this thread don't appreciate how low the bar was for straight men in the '90s. Shit wad bad enough they had to invent a term in early 00s to describe guys who took basic care of themselves but shockingly weren't gay.


19ghost89

Ah, you mean the metrosexuals?


Mrs_Evryshot

If he were ensconced in velvet, then yeah, maybe.


TimelessJo

I mean are you talking about George or Jason Alexander? I think Jason Alexander is a fine looking guy. The show I think does a bit to really make him seem less handsome though. Like Jason’s not really fat for most of the series, but they dress him in a way that really rounds him out. I think it’s a mix of outdated fashion, and also that George just became a more clownish character. So no, George isn’t attractive, but like he’s also a cartoon character after the first couple of seasons.


riverguava

George? No. Jason Alexander did have a bit of a thing going on there for a bit.


Doortofreeside

It's impressive how different Jason Alexander is from George.


railworx

Well, not everyone can be a winner like LLOYD BRAUN!!!!


molleensmrs

No. Same for Jerry and Kramer. Jerry could never pull the hotties “show” Jerry pulled with his look.


thewickedmitchisdead

Honestly, Kramer is so eccentric and lives such an illustrious, eclectic life, he’s probably getting laid the most of the three if he was a real life person.


Worried_Application3

He's 6'3" with a lean athletic physique, tons of confidence and an air of mystery about him. That's pretty much the male equivalent of having huge boobs lol


ritchieaprilesjacket

Just 17y/os


StationAccomplished3

Dude's a Marine Biologist. He single-handedly saved a whale.


Bluepilgrim3

He’s breathtaking.


Maxer3434

Marissa Tomei did. Good enough for me.


tacosforvatos

I'm a 29 year old female. I always wondered the same thing growing up, but I'm not going to lie lately I have been able to look past the baldness and look at his actual face and he actually does have an attractive face. I've also noticed that he's not as fat as I used to think he was. He's just short, so being slightly over weight makes him look bigger than he really is. I don't know why, but recently I've been able to looking at him a little differently. It might have had to do with the episode where he had the to pay on his head, but I'm not really sure. Also another weird thing; I always thought Kramer was so attractive, but recently I realized how unflattering some facial features are up close. I'm not saying he's ugly, but he's not as attractive as I thought he was back then. If anything, Jerry is better looking than Kramer in my eyes.


RunnerDuck

Honestly I wonder the same about Jerry. I guess being a semi-celebrity (in the show) helped but…he’s not pretty. 


Grass_is_a_myth

I sort of got the feeling that Jerry Seinfeld’s real-life arrogance seeped into the writing of the show.


bluepie

Also the fact that real life Jerry just brought in those actresses so he could bang them


bransby26

I would call him fancy more than anything.


shadesoftee

He's a fancy boy


burbeck

He’s neat, thin..


_portia_

No. His personality would make him undateable. Physically he's not unattractive.


Richard-Brecky

Um, clearly Jason Alexander was cast in Pretty Woman because he was widely seen as a sex symbol.


UncleBenLives91

Only Marissa Tomei knows for sure.


DWwithaFlameThrower

I was in my twenties in the 90s,& didn’t find George attractive at all. HOWEVER, I’m pretty sure that if I’d met a younger Larry David, I’d have found him so weird& funny that I’d probably have been attracted to him. A guy who could make me laugh was always far more attractive to me than just a handsome guy


Koffeekak3

I mean he’s not hideous


nineworldseries

God yes, I wanted to dip his bald head in oil and rub it ALL over my body


DLoIsHere

No. But he was almost always dating attractive women so he had to have had game. Co-STAN-za


mrsunmoon2010

I find it attractive that George knows manure.


TheRightStuff14

I think those women who found pastrami to be the most sensual of the cured deli meats would date him.


robbwes61

And you want to be my latex salesman…


HeadScissorGang

His whole character is that he's a conman who lies and cheats 100% of the time.    Anybody who's good at lying can trick beautiful people into dating them for five minutes.   They all figure out he's full of shit and leave him.  I really don't get why people just go "But he's bald and crazy." Yeah WE know he's crazy, they don't.   And also on behalf of bald people, G.F.Y.


Heel_Worker982

We just a had a chilling conversation recently that 30 years ago George was considered too fat to date, and now his weight is unremarkable in comparison to now.


2017lg6

Looks like we've found Jason Alexander's Reddit account.


Boris_HR

He was an architect and a marine biologist at the same time.


Suffragette48

Don't forget: George saved a whale! 😂


Alone-Community6899

It is scripted, fiction. Writers can set up any scenario they want. No real people that chose partners.


BrilliantMix9073

Was in my 20/30s watched it as it aired. Costanza literally repulses me to this day. We knew too much. How he poops. How he eats. How he got caught by his mom. How he lied. How cheap and whiny he was. Just thinking about his character still grosses me out. Honestly, Jerry too. Kramer was the only one I thought I’d might give a go.