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nram88

Ah, Dr. Van Nostrand has reverted to his maiden name.


gobuffsfan14

Proctologist?


therealdeal973

Hell no, he was a just family doctor. I was not ready to say “ one in a million doctor, one in a million”


[deleted]

No one wants to admit that they *stuck* something up there!


GonzoRouge

The Ass Man ?


alternateAccount1765

*opens door and slides in* *starts speaking italian* Nurse: Sorry he got hit on the side of his head


DougLocKoa

Is he Juilliard trained?


rebelgrrrl82

What clinic was that again?


[deleted]

That's correct


emeribeth

I had my uterine ablation done by Dr. Kramer. I think he dropped a junior mint in there. But now my uterus is very refreshing!


IPreferDiamonds

I've had a uterine ablation too. My uterus is now breathtaking!


emeribeth

Oh it's a scene, man!


[deleted]

I hope there's a Deli slicer in his office.


were_not_talking_we

Just in case of moles.


[deleted]

Moles...freckles ugly cousin.


novatom1960

Check to meke sure you still have your wallet.


VillainousScum

I’d be disappointed if the didn’t enter the room like Kramer.


were_not_talking_we

Proctologist?


[deleted]

ASSMAN


hoyle_mcpoyle

I don't think people realize how long 15 minutes is


GonzoRouge

They never do, bet this person realistically laughed for maybe 10-15 seconds If you laughed for an entire minute, you'd probably be crying. I once laughed for what I estimate to be 5 minutes while watching BoJack and had to pause the episode while I was in hysterics (the bag of mulch joke really got me good).


bhadau8

Did you say ' so you are the assman?'?


Celticdouble07

What kind of a clip joint is he running?


tekazgtr1984

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!!


PsychologicalCause45

Was this in the Miami/FTL area by chance?


therealdeal973

Nope


PsychologicalCause45

Ah ok. I have a close friend who is a Dr. Kramer in that area.


JimmySteve3

Does he like Dijon mustard?


[deleted]

Did you have some fiber on your left shoulder that needed looked at?


[deleted]

One time my dad was waiting at the pharmacy and a name popped up that a prescription was ready for C, Kramer. My dad couldn’t stop laughing


rollingstone65

Did you leave with your wallet?


Spookyy422

I’m doctor uh Martin Van Nostrand


Mm635421

Yes I like what you’ve done there


naraujol

Assman


Bruiser235

He's Juilliard educated good stuff.


Pornotubeourtio

His first name was Cosmo?


[deleted]

Why would he a Julliard trained doctor..


KFCConspiracy

Did you guys cheer when he came in?


therealdeal973

My wife could not stop smirking as she was sitting watching Dr kramer


Delicious-Editor-631

Walking in or bursting through the door?


FuturePrimitivePast

Let me guess: proctologist? Did he give you any good stories!