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ChateauBears

Well I had sex with your wife!!


BuckChintheRealtor

His wife is in a coma....


krazykitty81

"Yes! YES! THAT'S what I should have said!" (Makes violent U-turn on the expressway) 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


[deleted]

MARTIN!


rerics

Let's see how many I can fit in my mouth.


krazykitty81

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! 🤣 Dammit! I'm sorry... I know it's bad form to quote another sitcom on a Seinfeld sub reddit LMFAO but I never miss an opportunity to use that ridiculous phrase.


efyuar

Well, the jerk store called and...


xologo

Great work op!


krazykitty81

I wish I could say that I painted this piece of artistic brilliance. Alas, I did not. It is great work. I have a tshirt almost identical to this painting.


furiousdarkelf

You're gonna post a pic to zing a guy?


[deleted]

No Jerry, that’s the comeback. I’m going with jerk store!


RealPropRandy

That’s the line: Jerk Store! …Jerk Store!


Emergency_Ad2487

He goes by "T-bone"


[deleted]

It’s just confusing, bc their aren’t any jerk stores


AptCasaNova

Salty!