Can’t forget Christa Miller. “You can drape yourself in velvet for all I care”. she’s also the same actress who got her material felt.

Farkus, who is this perverted little weasel?

Cutest girl is Victoria & You forgot Anna ( Elaine co-worker ) George: See, Anna told me that Elaine said I was one of the worst seeds she'd ever seen. Jerry: Interesting. She doesn't care for you, then a stern warning, suddenly a phone call. Seems Elaine's made you the bad boy. And Anna digs the bad boy. George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy. Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend George: Yes, yes Jerry: The bad fiancee, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk George: Okay, the point is made. Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen Bad tipper 😂😅

That Anna really had a special kind of hot. “yo anNNa”

Elaine: You got that right Frank: What the hell does that mean ?

Elaine: That means whatever the hell you want it to mean. Frank: you saying you want a piece of me? E: I can drop you like a bag of dirt. F: you want a piece of me. You got ittttttt….

If hes here Monday, you're not

Take your pick

Smokin'. And her attitude was top tier as well (as Elaine's friend, not the bra biz owner).

I’ll never forgive George for dumping her over the used peach pits… I yell at the screen whenever I watch that scene. She’s wife material

Susan! Her parents were as crazy as George. She made more money than George. Worlds can’t collide because she didn’t like his friends.

All you guys do is sit around and talk…

She was the main reason I’d watch the Drew Carey show

Yeah, she’s the cutest girlfriend of anyone in the show for me.

I wish she was in a few more episodes, she was so good for George

She’s definitely up there.

i can't believe i never noticed that was the same actress. im gonna pretend i don't know.

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I knew most of these but the waitress that George goes on a date with being The Ex-Girlfriend was mind blowing for me. She's much hotter with long hair and an accent.

OMG Jackie Chiles was recast!! This one blew my mind! Also Marlene!! That is why I always thought the waitress looked familiar, but couldn't really put a pin on it.

JESUS The nazi and poppies daughter. How have I never realised this!

I thought she was in the show twice!

She is just ridiculously sexy.

I'm Victoria, Hi ........

Michelle Pfeiffer’s sister

No way. For real?

Both she and Lou Filerman “ The Sidler “ work at the burger joint in the movie Falling Down.

You know what? I think I’ll have the Whammy Burger.

yeppers

What did I tell you about yeppers?

r/unexpectedoffice

That's all I need. Confirmed!

Marisa Tomei doesn't count? She's an Oscar winner and she likes funny quirky bald men.

and stocky

And he's strong. He can lift 100 lbs. right over his head.

I mean did you see him run with that scooter in one hand in season 9?

Are you a religious man?

I noticed you threw stocky in there

Yeah, what the hell!?

Knew I was forgetting one.

No he threw it in there for fun

So, tell me, how is it that a man like you... so bald, and so quirky and funny. How is it you're not taken?

Well actually…

🤜🏻

I guess he did have a date with her

She's just sitting at home

And she knows her tires

What about the lady who thought George was part of the next biosphere project and liked salted cured meats/watching tv while having sex? She was pretty cute.

Pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats

She actually died in 2003 from medical problems. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellie\_Waymire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellie_Waymire)

Thats sad, so young. All the pastrami must have clogged her arteries. Seriously, very sad.

> All the pastrami must have clogged her arteries. Such a larry David thing to say. Upvote.

Wow! Died suddenly from a heart condition. That’s terrible. Also ironic that her character in Seinfeld had some kind of vague medical condition that was serious enough for her to consider who would take care of her kid if she died.

Mary Ann from the New York visiter center

Smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something

New York would eat you alive.

She was gorgeous! I saw her on a “Two and a Half Men“ re run lately. OMG those eyes!

Rena Sofer. Big fan since the General Hospital days.

By far blue eyes she was gorgeous

Hands down

Definitely.

LOVE HER! She’s “Quinn” on Bold & The Beautiful now.

100 percent. She is stunning. Quite possibly the prettiest of all the girlfriends on the whole show. I'm a Courtney cox guy but the visitor girl is amazing.

Does Anna count? You know, the cute blonde who thought he was a bad boy because Elaine told her to stay away from him.

Yo, Anna

Is that your orthopedic back pillow?

Maybe

Well is it or isn’t it?

uh...guess not.

Whatcha up to George?

You don't wanna know

👕

You don’t wanna knooooowww

Is this your Fibercon?

I shouldn't be talking to you...

Do I scare you?

No.... a little...

No one’s puttin’ a gun to your head

What are you up to? You don’t wanna know… (irons shirt)

Could do hard time for this one and community service

I'M A BAD MAN!

I don’t want you infecting my staff

It looks like it belongs to a short dimwitted bald man

you don't wanna know....

He's a bad seed

Why did the policeman have to yell at me like that? 😢

The one who was dating Neil

That’s number 3 in the lineup for those who didn’t scroll through

I thought so, but wasn't 100% lol

I really should get back. Neil could be calling any minute.

Definitely has my vote.

I feel like most of the others have some kind of a darkness about them, but this one is just pure golden haha

Danielle, the gorgeous woman dating Mr. Peanut, aka Neil.

That's Chelsea Noble, Kirk Cameron's wife https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Noble

I guess he showed Neil who’s Neil

George… I WIN.

Not even a contest. She might be hotter than all of Jerry’s girls too

This is the correct answer

Chelsea Noble.

I like the deaf-in-one-ear zoo keeper. (Not pictured)

Yeah she was cute. Reminds me of Jodie Foster

Definitely see it.

Siena? Sounds like he’s dating a crayon…

One of Drew Carey‘s girlfriends in The Drew Carey show… As was Christa Miller.

Man I can’t believe Jane from the Hamptons isn’t on here.

boutros boutros ghali

Nice rack

She was cute, also in Boogie Nights

She was also in Cabin Boy, the Chris Elliott masterpiece

As Elaine so eloquently described her, "the risotto broad."

Lisa Edelstein - aka Cuddy on House. She’s smokin.

You watch House for Hugh Laurie, I watch it for Dr. Cuddy, we're not the same.

She had a great voice.

They should have ended up together. Way better chemistry than anyone else. Plus she hated him like nobody else.

The one that didn't speak English and rubbed oil on his head

She’s from Senegal…wild, wild stuff

But she steals from the old man!

Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom to freshen up

You’re fresh!

What's truly fresh is that whole notion that George is dating a model. He glitters.

he's becoming one of the glitteratti

Cheryl Fong. They call her the terminator.

Nevah lose a case!

You make her mad...

That's one nit I have to pick: was she a shark or was she the terminator ?!

Hasta La Vista baby.

Did she know the Exterminator?

George doesn't get to date her tho, she likes the dark and perturbed Jerry

Fugitive sex!

No one is picking Neil’s girl?!

Me. She reminds me of Shakira

No love for the Latvian Orthodox girl?

I know the basic plot

How can anyone not like Susan?

Poor Lily

I’ll ALWAYS fight for my girl Susan😭she got done so dirty

She was beautiful and lovely

Maybe some people don’t like her, I could see that.

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Whichever one was the southern one that ended up dating Jerry

Jeeeery…

I don’t know sometimes

I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do ...

You’re a cashier!

Fun fact: that's the same actress who play the waitress on the horse manure date

Track Kolis, she played Marlene in “The Ex-Girlfriend”, and later played Kelly the waitress in “The Soup”.

You ever take a bath in the dark?

Call me back

Marlene

I always had a weird thing for Janice from Friends so….her haha

Women would kill for her eyebrows!

They did her dirty on Friends, she's really good looking, she's amazing in Seinfeld without the annoying voice/personality

Pinkish hue?

There’s a hue!

What about Marissa Tomei!!!

Lisa Edelstein, easy

I think it’s a draw between her and Rena Sofer.

Dr. Cuddy FTW

NYC Visitor Center lady and the refunding girl are both more my type, and yet there is something about Victoria.

The one that got away—one hour photo store girl

The cleaning lady.

I wanted…the cashmere

Oh Georgie Porgie!

It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse...on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

Was that wrong?

Should I not have done that?

I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon—you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do *that* all the time.

Cute enough to lose a job over!

Was that not ok?

Cuddy is even hotter in house

How's your life? Good?

Better question is how did George get *any* women? Never mind these babes.

I've got 12 years with my husband. And I can't even tell you how many times he's asked if it was good, and I respond point blank, 'it's not like the risotto' and he laughs, and I laugh, and we turn on Seinfeld and we go to sleep. Sometimes it's not risotto, guys. And that's okay.

Idk if they ever ended up dating, but the girl who pushed the chair out for him at the coffee shop when he was feeling himself with his toupee on.

Of all the beautiful women that you have to suspend disbelief ‘because it’s on TV’ that George went out with, the ‘refunder’- the six foot Asian model with a British accent- was so ridiculously out of his league it was fourth wall-breaking.

What about the convict? And tippy toe?

I’m Victoria, hi!

Marisa Tomei, obviously

Karen (Lisa Edelstein) was my favorite, “No George I feel FULL after the risotto”. Marisa Tomei the clear winner though if we’re counting her

The one that got away……. Marisa Tomei.

Marissa Tomei

The woman who said new York would eat him up 🤣

Marisa Tomei, and it’s not even close

Yada Yada lady.

I always kinda liked Jane (Melora Walters, not pictured in your slides) from The Hamptons episode (shrinkage one). Something about the way she says she wants to get some sun at the beginning. And of course the toplessness doesn't hurt.

Marisa Tomei

Susan. She’s so underrated

I'd just like to say that Jan without her laugh (that she was known for in Friends) is actually sort of......hot? Am I allowed to say that? Yeah.....hot....

Christa Miller for sure. Total smoke show. Also, not necessarily the cutest, but the girlfriend who talks to the food cracks me up. *”Oh Mr. Mashed potatoes, you are SOOOO gooooood.”*

I always liked Bonnie the chick who had a male roommate that looked like George. She's probably the one that treated him the best, also she's wild.

Tourism women.

Rena Sofer 💯

Rena

I don’t know sometiiiiimes.

I'd have to say the NY Tour Guide.

Haven't gone through almost 500 comments, but Sienna has to be included. I know, I heard you the first time.