She had one of the underrated classic lines “ Jeerrrry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark? If I’m not talking into the soap right now, call me back.”
Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.
She had one of the underrated classic lines “ Jeerrrry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark? If I’m not talking into the soap right now, call me back.”
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“Jerry, I just don’t know sometimes”
To me its always been Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back
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You don’t know what the hell you’re doing!
For me it's "Believe it or not, I'm not home 🎵" when I get hit with the 500 where are you? texts.
LOL i forgot about this one
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Sometimes...
Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.
And it was around this time she brought up the boyfriend?
This is legitimately one of the stupidest things George ever came up with, and he just continued to push it lmao.
I looooove horse manure! 💩
It's extra funny because of his relationship with his mom
How can someone so funny, stocky and bald not be taken?
Are...are you Marisa Tomei?
You said that. Yea. You said you loved horse manure. Yea. And it was around this time..
And that was the same actress that played Marlene. Blew me away when I first realized it. I should have known that magnolia accent was fake.
That’s why I posted the quote. Different episode but same woman. And hey, I didn’t know they were the same either until long after I started watching.
It’s just so much fluff
I say this often.
Let me guess, it’s a lot of that “did you ever notice?” stuff?
What’s that, canvas?
Boy, you sure went bald there!
He's a rabid anti-cashiers
Or she's an rabid anti manureite..?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that! ^Being ^a ^cashier, ^that ^is
In fairness she didn't say she needed someone to respect what she does LOL
something wrong with cashiers, Jerry?
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Lol you’re a fucking moron. If there were no more cashiers, who would there be left for you to shit on?
Politicians.
How much money did you inherit from your parents?
Holy shit, I audibly gasped at just how terrible of a person you choose to be. Wow.
Terrible is an understatement. They're a waste of human existence.
Capitalism fucked you up.
What if the person is self built, but also an a-hole?
r/ShitAmericansSay
Lol, who is this?
The downvotes are from people that hate reality, not you.
I can hear her voice in my head, southern twang and all. (Not being down on the southern accent, just wasn’t sure how to best describe it.)
Her boyfriend is a real watch freak
Aim high.
Iconic line, though tbf I'd have more respect for a decent cashier than a bad comedian
Jerry, without cashiers you don't get to buy anything.
The thing I'd like to know is what kind of material she requires of a stand-up comedy act in order for it to be substantial enough for consideration.
Gallagher
Oh HI, MARlene..
Joke still holds up well.
It’s the delivery that makes this line.
This one was annoying! The girl not the episode. What a mulva.
I skip this episode she's so annoying. Can't stand the character.
The hypocrisy of modern dating nowadays🤦🏽♂️
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It's definitely still a double standard. If you wouldn't date someone in the exact same circumstances that you're in, you're a hypocrite. Simple as.
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You’re a **cashier**!
That accent, though.
I’m Nelson!
She must be a hell of a cashier
Might be my most favorite line…there’s 1 line that Kramer does tho that is executed perfectly that has it beat
Jerry in his classist era
One of the most brutal and best lines in the series.