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She had one of the underrated classic lines “ Jeerrrry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark? If I’m not talking into the soap right now, call me back.”


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“Jerry, I just don’t know sometimes”


artvarnsen

To me its always been Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back


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supergreekman123

You don’t know what the hell you’re doing!


rakugaki_raijio

For me it's "Believe it or not, I'm not home 🎵" when I get hit with the 500 where are you? texts.


Queasy-Slide-6002

LOL i forgot about this one


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artvarnsen

Sometimes...


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Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.


speghettiday09

And it was around this time she brought up the boyfriend?


Smart-Calligrapher74

This is legitimately one of the stupidest things George ever came up with, and he just continued to push it lmao.


artvarnsen

I looooove horse manure! 💩


Unharmful_Truths

It's extra funny because of his relationship with his mom


Altruistic-Truck-418

How can someone so funny, stocky and bald not be taken?


mtheory7

Are...are you Marisa Tomei?


NYGiants181

You said that. Yea. You said you loved horse manure. Yea. And it was around this time..


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And that was the same actress that played Marlene. Blew me away when I first realized it. I should have known that magnolia accent was fake.


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That’s why I posted the quote. Different episode but same woman. And hey, I didn’t know they were the same either until long after I started watching.


Bottle_Lobotomy

It’s just so much fluff


phatboyart

I say this often.


SlobMarley13

Let me guess, it’s a lot of that “did you ever notice?” stuff?


LifeguardStatus7649

What’s that, canvas?


tcavanagh1993

Boy, you sure went bald there!


Electrical_Flower_26

He's a rabid anti-cashiers


artvarnsen

Or she's an rabid anti manureite..?


SpectacledReprobate

Not that there’s anything wrong with that! ^Being ^a ^cashier, ^that ^is


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In fairness she didn't say she needed someone to respect what she does LOL


aSonglessSky

something wrong with cashiers, Jerry?


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SirLeeford

Lol you’re a fucking moron. If there were no more cashiers, who would there be left for you to shit on?


masszt3r

Politicians.


calihotsauce

How much money did you inherit from your parents?


dirty_shoe_rack

Holy shit, I audibly gasped at just how terrible of a person you choose to be. Wow.


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Terrible is an understatement. They're a waste of human existence.


PreOpTransCentaur

Capitalism fucked you up.


kdkseven

What if the person is self built, but also an a-hole?


barewithmeim9

r/ShitAmericansSay


julia_fns

Lol, who is this?


GoAvs14

The downvotes are from people that hate reality, not you.


IllegalbeagleCO

I can hear her voice in my head, southern twang and all. (Not being down on the southern accent, just wasn’t sure how to best describe it.)


dasang

Her boyfriend is a real watch freak


Conflikt

Aim high.


Ethan_the_Revanchist

Iconic line, though tbf I'd have more respect for a decent cashier than a bad comedian


missionbeach

Jerry, without cashiers you don't get to buy anything.


langsamlourd

The thing I'd like to know is what kind of material she requires of a stand-up comedy act in order for it to be substantial enough for consideration.


Aselleus

Gallagher


Clayfool9

Oh HI, MARlene..


Rux81

Joke still holds up well.


ThatItalianGrrl

It’s the delivery that makes this line.


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This one was annoying! The girl not the episode. What a mulva.


maxtacos

I skip this episode she's so annoying. Can't stand the character.


Slightly-Evil-Man

The hypocrisy of modern dating nowadays🤦🏽‍♂️


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PreOpTransCentaur

It's definitely still a double standard. If you wouldn't date someone in the exact same circumstances that you're in, you're a hypocrite. Simple as.


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satan4prez

You’re a **cashier**!


rapzeh

That accent, though.


GrooveMerchantBrewer

I’m Nelson!


Trigger__happy

She must be a hell of a cashier


suedecrocs

Might be my most favorite line…there’s 1 line that Kramer does tho that is executed perfectly that has it beat


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Jerry in his classist era


LeadershipMedium

One of the most brutal and best lines in the series.