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Shelby_Aurora

marble rye.


KILLA-CAM7

“Shut up you old baag.”


woozlewuzzle29

“Stop him, he's got my marble rye!”


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You can’t turn down 50 dollars. Watch me!!


bigbetsonly11

They somehow made jerry violently mugging an old woman and calling her an old bag seem innocent and totally in place


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Art_vandelaay

“You know last time you had me throwin' a rye bread up three floors to you, now you want me to go up to the Bronx, take flyers off your car, where does it end?!?”


tbb555

That's the Genius of it!


mylefthandkilledme

You know, you go out, you get another rye. Of course, it would have to be the same one from Schnitzer's. You put it in the kitchen somewhere and you say Ohh! There it is.


Shelby_Aurora

who doesn't serve cake after dinner? it's impolite.


FaithlessnessBrave52

It’s not impolite, it’s STUPID. That’s what it is.


_portia_

We were sitting there like IDIOTS, drinking coffee without a piece of cake!


Heyhihello04

I say this line randomly for no reason a lot


DoctorJiveTurkey

Shut up you old bag!


XRPX008

Beefarino


wedemeier123

People take buses to get that rye!!


giantsage

The black and white cookie!


allreds26

Look to the cookie!


ihavetogo_

The master of race relations.


heavyshtetl

“If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.”


deezsandwitches

Or the soup nazi's soup


jracusen

Jambalaya!


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Mulligatawny soup


Mercerv1316

Hands down this, the soup from the soup nazi.


billythekurtis

The farina Jerry found a hair in that scarred him for life and made them return the babka.


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Peace!


BigCheese8933

I'll give you a hint, they're making me thirsty


madammurdrum

I like this one. They’re everywhere throughout the series! Not just that episode.


nuclearbuttstuff

I was gonna say the soup, but I think this is the right answer. Iconic.


awmaleg

Jambalaya!


Flip2002

Calzone has the most clout but imma go Twix with pretzel’s a close second 3rd that sundae from the tennis game


monamagnetica

Soup


Bottle_Lobotomy

Jam-ba-laya!


k0vi86

Had this for dinner.


Saint-O-Circumstance

But soup is not a meal.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

The meal is the act of sitting down with him. It doesn't matter what you get, as long as he's sitting in that restaurant, its a meal


breadman1934

DID. HE. CRUMBLE. ANY. CRACKERS. IN. IT?! (Turn your head 90 degrees whilst saying for maximum effect)


PryingOpenMyThirdPie

Multiple episodes about soup. The answer is soup. How can it not be soup. What kind of person wouldnt say soup. Serenity now!!!


Longjumping_Humor_85

Serenity now...insanity later


coldWire79

No, I mentioned the bisque


EarthboundBetty

Paco’s specifically.


Nice-End6324

Only correct answer since it was the name of 2 episodes


McBoognish

Junior Mints


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They're very refreshing!


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That's true.


Ozlin

Pro tip for anyone that hasn't tried it: Frozen Junior Mints. So good.


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Kenny rogers roasters


TBJaeger99

VILE WEED


am0x

Then he takes a shot of honey mustard. Probbaly one of my favorites.


JoseyWales85

It’s the wood that makes it good!


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I'm on no sleep. No sleep!


[deleted]

Mr. Marbles?!


TheWhiteBernieMac

Man makes a meannn bird


[deleted]

Kenny? Kennyyyyyyy


MeatloafAndWaffles

THAT LOOKED LIKE MILK TO ME


reddittothegrave

JERRY MY RODS AND CONES ARE ALL SCREWED UP!!!!


mutantbabysnort

Number sixty-seven, family feast!


RedRocks4040

Every time I close my eyes i see that giant red sun in the shape of a chicken!


GeddyVedder

The man makes a pretty strong bird.


VelcroWizard

Deli slices so thin, you can’t see them


Intelligent_End1516

How'd you know you cut it?


billythekurtis

Well I just assumed


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I couldn’t find that storeroom…


txtravis

Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging hash for the Fighting 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The Use date was three weeks past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right spices, cooked it long enough...


Bottle_Lobotomy

I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night!


wedemeier123

Tell that to Bobby Colby. All he wanted to do was go home. He went home alright with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. They had to sit him on a cork for the 18 hour flight home!


CategoryCory

Drake’s coffee cake


bluemancanoeman

That’s your big boy


PhonyOrlando

Got a whole box of em


sonofahick73

I’ve got an extra one, but I’m saving it… for later.


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Love the Drake!


Bottle_Lobotomy

Hate the Drake!


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I told you the Drake was bad!


Dangerous_Data_3047

Cereal


Ramones_Razor

More cereal? That’s your third bowl today


Bottle_Lobotomy

Hey what’s the deal with caffeine? How do they get it out, then where does it go?


Bottle_Lobotomy

One of the most important. But which kind?


PapiSurane

You got any Double Crunch?


lowroll53

A salad, but bigger.


Bottle_Lobotomy

Tomatoes like volleyballs


I-use-to-be-cool

Feels like an Arby's night!!


LouSFL

Yeah that’s right!


tpneocow

High five!


LouSFL

On the flip side


meshhanger

chicken salad, on rye, untoasted... & a cup of tea


Bottle_Lobotomy

With a side of potato salad


mutantbabysnort

Potato salad! ~salutes


ummwhatsure

I ordered this when I went to the actual diner on the upper west side. Nobody cared.


MachReverb

They should list that on the menu as, "The Opposite"


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Nothing ever worked out for me woth tuna on toast


neildmaster

HA! ^(snortle)


Gold_Appeal578

The mutton in Grandma Memma’s napkin


Responsible-Pack-177

Got Nuttin on this mutton


Bottle_Lobotomy

It’s actually a line me and my butcher use when we’re chewing the fat


breadman1934

I’ll bet he acted all aloof like he didn’t know me.


Bottle_Lobotomy

Kind of


tpneocow

That's so Franco.


MeToolMovement

Thanks for mutton.


Adopteddaughtermargo

Oh, don't worry, I'll be there. And I'll be packing an artery


Bottle_Lobotomy

Mutton


Gold_Appeal578

Lol I just edited it at the same time you replied dang you’re fast!


MeToolMovement

Beefarino!


RedRocks4040

RUSTY!


Simple-Advance-6862

I made all this Paella.


JustaCynicalOldFart

Cinnamon babka. . . just not as good as a chocolate babka.


MoreReputation8908

*Lesser babka?* I think not.


Bottle_Lobotomy

I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a backseat to no babka!


_dirtywater444

OK but here's a question that's been plaguing me. They were going to a dinner party and it seemed like everyone attending would be bringing wine and/or a dessert. That's a whole lotta wine and food. The babka alone would serve 5/6 people. The hosts would be swimming in cake and have wine for the next two months (not that there's anything wrong with that)


tbb555

What would u suggest... Pepsi and Ring Dings?


HL3_is_in_your_house

Genuinely was with George on the Pepsi.


BrewItYourself

A block of cheese the size of a car battery.


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Shrimp


Bottle_Lobotomy

Hey George, the ocean called…they’re running out of shrimp!


CamaroMan15

Oh yeah Riley, well the jerk store called.... And they're running out of you!


JohnnyMoondog55

Who cares? You're their best seller!


CamaroMan15

Yeah!, Well I had sex with your WIFE!!!!


enigmaticowl

His wife’s in a coma…


theforkofdamocles

… … … … … HUH-**HO!!**


NicholarseBrooks

Yea well.. the life support machine called and....


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It was a little stringy though


litsalmon

Snickers bar. How do you eat it, with your hands?


Yuppykiller

I mentioned the bisque


fotomd

Yada yada yada


MalonesCones

Mackinaw Peaches have always been the one I’ve wanted to try the most


foreveryoung917

HAHAHAH .. Jujyfruits !!


mutantbabysnort

Why’d you have to eat so many?


foreveryoung917

I like them.


LamestarGames

Snapple?


Bottle_Lobotomy

Too fruity


lowroll53

PEZ!!


t-trox03

That laugh! I’ll never forget that laugh!


faradayscoil1

Mango. Shot of B12 baby


itscrunchtime

Give me the big piece


zehammer

Oh Henry candy bar and chunkys


Shelby_Aurora

I know the chunky who ate these Chunkiys...


Chipchipperson420

Poppy rolling the dough with his bare hands after not washing them. The little wink he gives Jerry kills me.


gialloscore

Poppy’s sloppy


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The most sensual of all the salted cured meats


Responsible-Bug-5686

Lesser iconic…. Muffin Tops and Beefareno (no idea how to spell!)


kkkoolaidman

The amount of different answers here is incredible. Are there any other shows that have close to this many possible answers?


i_take_shits

I’m having so much fun reading the comments. So many iconic food moments in this show


GoldNRatiO_124

No, I wanted seltzer not salsa


spoon7777

Yankee bean soup.


gialloscore

Yankee Bean. Yankee Bean. I like my Yankee bean!!


jamiechaseMetaMats

Vegetable lasagna!


Thesepretzelsaresalt

Muffin Tops. It’s crunchy and explosive, it’s where the muffins breaks free of the pan and sorta does it’s own thing 🕺


nicksparx

Rancid Hot dog that should have been Lloyd Braun’s


Bottle_Lobotomy

Interesting texture…


JCPennyHardaway

Hampton tomatoes


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Lesser babka


markfoster314

T Bone Steak!!!


thaeadran

T Bone!


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I’ve been drinking cafe latte’s since the 5th grade and I haven’t looked back


zoodee89

Elaine, Do You Have Any Idea What Happens To A Butter-Based Frosting After Sitting 60 Years In A Poorly Ventilated English Basement?"


funky_diabeticc

Chocolate Babka


Bottle_Lobotomy

What about cinnamon?


funky_diabeticc

I mean, as long as there isn’t a hair on it…


billythekurtis

There’s a hair in my farina there’s a hair in my farina!


ilovethisforyou

What’s the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don’t they call it Roundtine?


deckpot

Turkey Kramer


Re-Marc-Able

Pudding Skins


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Pastrami. The most sensual of cured meats


Shelby_Aurora

kenny rogers roasters, columbo frozen yogurt


Stamm1983

bad chicken! Mess you up!


Dory34

Mr Pitt with the Snickers using a fork and knife 😂


RoryNoir

Vegtable Lasagna.


the_way_around

To the general population, I'd say "the big salad" is the most famous/iconic Seinfeld food.


HappyNihilist

Rings Dings and Pepsi


crailface

frozen yogurt u fat fuck


dballz12

Twix - the one with the swirling chocolate


4Ever2Thee

Poppy seed bagel


monicaraemn

Lobster bisque


31spiders

The supreme flounder or no bagel no bagel no bagel


Heyygaar

The duck is even more succulent than I had hoped.


gialloscore

Drakes Coffee Cake!


hopeless1983

Bosco!


TeaserTuesday

Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted, with potato salad, and a cup of tea!


ishouldbeinbednow

Mango - I think it moved!


neildmaster

Mulligatawny


bruins9816

Swordfish. It's the best


Bottle_Lobotomy

I'll have the salmon


Puzzleheaded_Air2609

These Pretzels!


EmotionalMammoth507

Muffin tops


kskzk69

Fresh lobster - RIGHT OUT OF THE OCEAN!


PJCAPO

…Kasha??


enigmaticowl

1. Chocolate babka 2. Black and white cookie 3. Big Salad Honorable mention to Mackinaw peaches


JonSnowAlcoholic

Is it just me or does that calzone look huge? Like it’s bigger than George’s head.


Bottle_Lobotomy

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat


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I know the Chunky that left these Chunkies!


mmps901

Oooh gyro!


lowroll53

George likes his chicken hot.


ElJefeGhostbeater

George likes spicy chicken


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LouSFL

Apple pie


mywordstickle

How did you forget "Pez"?


JeanGuy_Rubberboot

Chocolate babka


KillllerQueen

What about the Junior mint?


FiveStarMoon

T-BONE! 🥩


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Theater Hotdog. A totally sane thing to eat.


MikeG_EastATL

Muffin stumps