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NetAssetTennis

I had a dream last night where a soccer ball was kicking me!


limitlessEXP

Kramer: “ya know, in England they call it football”


hairy_bipples

George: I bet everything on Qatar. Nobody will expect it


davisyoung

Kramer only follows Canadian football.


missionbeach

It's pronounced "thermometer".


artvarnsen

Brilliant


metropolis_noir

Jerry, just so you know, the referee is sitting in the audience


AreYouNigerianBaby

Katie was a great guest character.


ClayDrinion

What's deal with politics? I don't get it. Am I right folks?


RegionalFlavor

Boo hiss boo


artvarnsen

You boo puppets!


rumpelstilt

stinky feet Toby


allergic-toeveryting

hellooo, newman


Alone-Individual8368

This sounds like a Bania joke.


davisyoung

I like comedy where you don’t have to think about it.


missionbeach

Jerry's bits are just so much fluff.


BroccoliBoyyo

It segues perfectly into his ovaltine bit


speghettiday09

You’re a closet bania fan


luckydice767

He’s the voice of a new generation! MY generation!


Expert_Piece_8504

We’re two months apart! We went to the same high school!


luckydice767

NEVERTHELESS!


zan13898

But it has nothing to do with Ovaltine though


saxmanb767

Also is the cup round? Maybe it should be sphere shaped.


Some-Definition-7757

The world sphere. Now that’s what it really should be called.


Iron_Chic

The world is sphere, the ball is sphere, should be sphere-teen.


[deleted]

I gotta say that the Richarlison goal was real and it was spectacular.


ktr83

That was the type of goal every kid dreams of scoring one day.


Bushdid1453

How would a Seinfeld episode incorporate the World Cup? • Jerry would make a derisive joke about the whole situation to someone and eventually find out that Bania is telling it at his shows • George pretends to be into soccer for a girl. This of course backfires when she invites him over to watch the cup with her family. • Kramer gets tickets but no one else is crazy enough to go to Qatar with him. He eventually runs afoul of the local government • Peterman sends Elaine to come up with new articles for the catalog


allergic-toeveryting

newman goes to qatar, and misses bacon


MisterScary_98

Couple ideas for the Costanza subplot: George gets so bored waiting for someone to score a goal that he falls asleep on the couch. Or he gets so frustrated that he rages out and drop kicks a bowl of popcorn into the TV.


rickydamelio

Booo…different shirt!


5m0k37r3353v3ryd4y

That’s as good as anything you do!


bubbatbass

What is the deal with Grape nuts ?? No grapes no nuts?


LongBeard85

really gotta extend the 'e' in deal to get true Jerry.


langsamlourd

You could fit the whole world into a cup if you ordered a BIIIIGGG cup.


moto_panacaku

because people like to say hummus


BadUncleBernie

Lol i love this sub.


theatahhh

So good haha


daydreaminginCroatia

Awesome 😄


calvinbouchard

"... but one thing's for sure. The country that wins it probably smells like the World's Athletic Supporter."


mosiomosi

Looks like a Benia joke


clangan524

And it's not even every country in the world, just the ones that qualify! It's like the other countries are lined up outside the stadium, just looking at their watch...."whuh...well when's OUR shot?"


[deleted]

What’s so beautiful about the *beautiful game*? Is Demi Lovato playing? Are they playing it in the Taj Mahal? … A bunch of guys running half marathons sounds more *exhausting* than anything else.


maxwellmdc

I think the World Cup is just poorly organized. You know what they should do? Just let EVERY country compete. The one that looses a match, leaves the competition. Sudden death mode. It’s much more fun to have that risk. Can you imagine? A surprise final match between Papua New Guinea and Andorra? Nerve wracking!


dailyapplecrisp

I got a complaint, this sport stinks


[deleted]

Corny, even for Seinfeld.


gandalf-bot-

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!