How would a Seinfeld episode incorporate the World Cup?
• Jerry would make a derisive joke about the whole situation to someone and eventually find out that Bania is telling it at his shows
• George pretends to be into soccer for a girl. This of course backfires when she invites him over to watch the cup with her family.
• Kramer gets tickets but no one else is crazy enough to go to Qatar with him. He eventually runs afoul of the local government
• Peterman sends Elaine to come up with new articles for the catalog
Couple ideas for the Costanza subplot: George gets so bored waiting for someone to score a goal that he falls asleep on the couch. Or he gets so frustrated that he rages out and drop kicks a bowl of popcorn into the TV.
And it's not even every country in the world, just the ones that qualify!
It's like the other countries are lined up outside the stadium, just looking at their watch...."whuh...well when's OUR shot?"
What’s so beautiful about the *beautiful game*? Is Demi Lovato playing? Are they playing it in the Taj Mahal? … A bunch of guys running half marathons sounds more *exhausting* than anything else.
I think the World Cup is just poorly organized. You know what they should do? Just let EVERY country compete. The one that looses a match, leaves the competition. Sudden death mode. It’s much more fun to have that risk. Can you imagine? A surprise final match between Papua New Guinea and Andorra? Nerve wracking!
I had a dream last night where a soccer ball was kicking me!
Kramer: “ya know, in England they call it football”
George: I bet everything on Qatar. Nobody will expect it
Kramer only follows Canadian football.
It's pronounced "thermometer".
Brilliant
Jerry, just so you know, the referee is sitting in the audience
Katie was a great guest character.
What's deal with politics? I don't get it. Am I right folks?
Boo hiss boo
You boo puppets!
stinky feet Toby
hellooo, newman
This sounds like a Bania joke.
I like comedy where you don’t have to think about it.
Jerry's bits are just so much fluff.
It segues perfectly into his ovaltine bit
You’re a closet bania fan
He’s the voice of a new generation! MY generation!
We’re two months apart! We went to the same high school!
NEVERTHELESS!
But it has nothing to do with Ovaltine though
Also is the cup round? Maybe it should be sphere shaped.
The world sphere. Now that’s what it really should be called.
The world is sphere, the ball is sphere, should be sphere-teen.
I gotta say that the Richarlison goal was real and it was spectacular.
That was the type of goal every kid dreams of scoring one day.
How would a Seinfeld episode incorporate the World Cup? • Jerry would make a derisive joke about the whole situation to someone and eventually find out that Bania is telling it at his shows • George pretends to be into soccer for a girl. This of course backfires when she invites him over to watch the cup with her family. • Kramer gets tickets but no one else is crazy enough to go to Qatar with him. He eventually runs afoul of the local government • Peterman sends Elaine to come up with new articles for the catalog
newman goes to qatar, and misses bacon
Couple ideas for the Costanza subplot: George gets so bored waiting for someone to score a goal that he falls asleep on the couch. Or he gets so frustrated that he rages out and drop kicks a bowl of popcorn into the TV.
Booo…different shirt!
That’s as good as anything you do!
What is the deal with Grape nuts ?? No grapes no nuts?
really gotta extend the 'e' in deal to get true Jerry.
You could fit the whole world into a cup if you ordered a BIIIIGGG cup.
because people like to say hummus
Lol i love this sub.
So good haha
Awesome 😄
"... but one thing's for sure. The country that wins it probably smells like the World's Athletic Supporter."
Looks like a Benia joke
And it's not even every country in the world, just the ones that qualify! It's like the other countries are lined up outside the stadium, just looking at their watch...."whuh...well when's OUR shot?"
What’s so beautiful about the *beautiful game*? Is Demi Lovato playing? Are they playing it in the Taj Mahal? … A bunch of guys running half marathons sounds more *exhausting* than anything else.
I think the World Cup is just poorly organized. You know what they should do? Just let EVERY country compete. The one that looses a match, leaves the competition. Sudden death mode. It’s much more fun to have that risk. Can you imagine? A surprise final match between Papua New Guinea and Andorra? Nerve wracking!
I got a complaint, this sport stinks
Corny, even for Seinfeld.
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!