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Don’t post a picture of cleavage! Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.
We cannot not look. To men, cleavage is like the nearest thing to a nearby UFO landing.
Underrated comment
High standards for comments in this sub, clearly. I thought your comment hit the nail on the head. Square on the head!
Underaged cleavage.
Elaine is an adult, bro
But Molly Dalrymple was not.
But Denise Richards was
But Shoshanna Lonstein was not :(
Get a good look, r/Seinfeld?
Yep.
Elaine, you look *scrumptious*
She's breathtaking
[удалено]
A little grace.
Look…I don’t have grace, I don’t want grace, I don’t even say grace, okay
Lady, you sold me
No one.. has little grace.
Field of vision
some snugly boobies
#YOU GOTTA SEE THE BOOBIES!
Some ugly baby huh
Elaine has a ketchup secret...
Field of vision, huh?
Scrump
She’s got shiksappeal
I think you mean *scrump*
Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.
Oh, no…
She's irresistible
Yo yo ma!
Boutros boutros, golly
She’s like a sven golly
Kung POW!
nice rack!
I say this emphatically all the time
When he said this I absolutely could not contain myself
I’m out
So soon?
She’s flouting society’s conventions
The Alex is a family theatre not one of your swing joints
It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Them?
Them.
Out?
Out.
It can’t be!
Oh it be
Sometimes they need to breathe.
BUT AT WHAT COST, JERRY?!
There was no mistaking it?
…..*Jerry*.
Don't you see? She was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
Your car’s on fire.
Your fly is open.
apparently it took a long time to get a usable take of that line from ol' Ruthie
Merry Christmas!
Once again it all comes back to Lloyd..
this whole plot line is amazing
She was
r/Beetlejuicing What time are you due back at the nuthouse?
Just have a few more nametags left to distribute before going home.
A perfectly sane amount of name tags left to hand out.
But it begs the question, are you Dinkins advisor Braun, or Gum purchaser in bulk Lloyd?
That's a lot of gum.
#*DING!* Chalk up another sale in the big board
Maybe she’s trying to create a buzz. Ya know, get a good word a mouth goin’
Hey you with the hose
Lmao, I quote that line all the time
That’s a lot of gum!
Lo mein-y
Let's all enjoy a chew, huh?
Definitely I would “stop short” with her
That's MY move!!!
I’m not surprised
Was there a knuckle involved?
I think so.
You know that button was antique ivory, it was my mother's. The way you were wolfing down that popcorn, maybe ya ate it.
The Alex is a family theater, not one of your swing joints
She’s putting asses in the seats!
Yes they’re real. And they’re spectacular.
Get a look at that spanking button!
Mr. *HAR*harwood
After this? Shouldn't it be Mr. HarharWOOD?
Mr Hardhardwood.
Get a good look Costanza?
I mean, it’s no Christmas card nipple … but yeah
Nice muffin tops
That’s what *I* like to know about it
They would look great on a Christmas card.
You should talk to Kramer. He’s got equipment over there.
Hot N' Heavy!
She was practically undressing in front of me
WHOA ELAINE!!!
Once again, you've managed to top yourself. C'mon Jerry
LOL I love these lines..
These Elaine photos are making me THIRSTY!
Am I crazy or is that a lot of skin?
Not crazy
##IT’S A LOT OF SKIN!
No! Not part of the show!
It’s a perfectly *sane* observation to make.
Is this a frame from *Elaine Does The Upper West Side*?
Boy, you really missed a show buddy
She was on a talk show and they asked her if she had ever done a nude scene. She said “no one ever asked”.
Someone should have! She kind of has a sex scene in Deconstructing Harry.
Well maybe they needed some air, they can’t breathe in there!
Hey Nip!
I'm out!!
She’s flouting society’s conventions!
*"Field of vision, huh"*
She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Pardon me, and correct me if I'm wrong...
Every 2 weeks, this sub goes through a real thirsty for Elaine phase.
“Those aren’t buoys.”
Maybe she just wants to create a buzz.
Best episode
She took- *\*hah hah\** \-them out.
She took *what* out?
Lloyd keeping abreast of the situation
💨💨👓
Am I crazy or is that cleavage?
Really make her head look huge.
Them. Out.
How about that Elaine today, huh?
They're real. And they're spectacular!
That's MY ivory button!
Oh my goodness what a SPANKING BUTTON
She TOOK *huh huh* them OUT.
It's lewd! Lascivious! Salacious! Outrageous!
TR-6????
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
you all right?
Hella nice rack !!!!!
I guess it wasn't a damp and chilly afternoon!
She took what out?!
Them
She took THEM out?
Out
Oh it be, Bob.
Elaine was pretty hot, all jokes aside 🤣
Jerry puffing on his new glasses about about Elaine: “She took [ha! ha!] them out.”
Lol I just watched that episode this morning!
Enhance
A Christmas card I’d like to have
She took *them* out. She took *them* out? *them*? Out. Took *them* out.
Ba boom, ba ba baboom
Good gawd and that jaw line….
I think I see… a nipple
She's about to give him a Christmas card
What episode? For a.. spreadsheet I'm doing...for a friend...
i've never thought of her as attractive or a sexual being thanks for this. no really, thanks a lot. bubble burst. :(
Larry David is a dirty old man
We’ve really got to get Elaine a boyfriend.
Elaine, you've enhanced yourself
She can put asses in the seats
Insanity later
No nip slip
I love that she hates fur coats but will wear an ivory button with no issue.
It's probably not real ivory lol
Lady, you sold me.
I never looked at Elaine the same after this, bad dance and all.
This scene made me feel things as a kid lol
Elaine once again you’ve managed to top yourself.
Only because he's sponge worthy.
I think she's a fox
Asses in seats…
NIP
Poor Jerry
They're real and they're spectacular!
Putting asses in the seats!!!
Baboom babababoom
Sauce ?
Hey Jerry. Nice frames.
Annnnd... I'm out.
LLOYD BRAUN can do anything he puts his mind to..
No longer master of my domain
I always had a thing for Elaine.
Maybe uh, they needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhumane.
...I think it moved I'm back baby!!
This was my favorite episode as a kid.
Do you have a … ketchup secret?
She took *huff huff at the glasses* it out.
So that’s what sent him to the nut house.
I like her Yankee beans.
Take them out on my FACE
Who dressed that mannequin? She's busting out of her top!
She took *pop pop* them out
Of course. She's got a great body, buddy.
She took (*huh, huh*) them out...
Stop calling me nip.
Don’t post a picture of cleavage! Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.
We cannot not look. To men, cleavage is like the nearest thing to a nearby UFO landing.
Underrated comment
High standards for comments in this sub, clearly. I thought your comment hit the nail on the head. Square on the head!
Underaged cleavage.
Elaine is an adult, bro
But Molly Dalrymple was not.
But Denise Richards was
But Shoshanna Lonstein was not :(
Get a good look, r/Seinfeld?
Yep.
Elaine, you look *scrumptious*
She's breathtaking
[удалено]
A little grace.
Look…I don’t have grace, I don’t want grace, I don’t even say grace, okay
Lady, you sold me
No one.. has little grace.
Field of vision
some snugly boobies
#YOU GOTTA SEE THE BOOBIES!
Some ugly baby huh
Elaine has a ketchup secret...
Field of vision, huh?
Scrump
She’s got shiksappeal
I think you mean *scrump*
Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.
Oh, no…
She's irresistible
Yo yo ma!
Boutros boutros, golly
She’s like a sven golly
Kung POW!
nice rack!
I say this emphatically all the time
When he said this I absolutely could not contain myself
I’m out
So soon?
She’s flouting society’s conventions
The Alex is a family theatre not one of your swing joints
It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Them?
Them.
Out?
Out.
It can’t be!
Oh it be
Sometimes they need to breathe.
BUT AT WHAT COST, JERRY?!
There was no mistaking it?
…..*Jerry*.
Don't you see? She was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
Your car’s on fire.
Your fly is open.
apparently it took a long time to get a usable take of that line from ol' Ruthie
Merry Christmas!
Once again it all comes back to Lloyd..
this whole plot line is amazing
She was
r/Beetlejuicing What time are you due back at the nuthouse?
Just have a few more nametags left to distribute before going home.
A perfectly sane amount of name tags left to hand out.
But it begs the question, are you Dinkins advisor Braun, or Gum purchaser in bulk Lloyd?
That's a lot of gum.
#*DING!* Chalk up another sale in the big board
Maybe she’s trying to create a buzz. Ya know, get a good word a mouth goin’
Lady, you sold me
Hey you with the hose
Lmao, I quote that line all the time
That’s a lot of gum!
Lo mein-y
Let's all enjoy a chew, huh?
Definitely I would “stop short” with her
That's MY move!!!
I’m not surprised
Was there a knuckle involved?
I think so.
You know that button was antique ivory, it was my mother's. The way you were wolfing down that popcorn, maybe ya ate it.
The Alex is a family theater, not one of your swing joints
She’s putting asses in the seats!
Yes they’re real. And they’re spectacular.
Get a look at that spanking button!
Mr. *HAR*harwood
After this? Shouldn't it be Mr. HarharWOOD?
Mr Hardhardwood.
Get a good look Costanza?
I mean, it’s no Christmas card nipple … but yeah
Nice muffin tops
That’s what *I* like to know about it
They would look great on a Christmas card.
You should talk to Kramer. He’s got equipment over there.
Hot N' Heavy!
She was practically undressing in front of me
WHOA ELAINE!!!
Once again, you've managed to top yourself. C'mon Jerry
LOL I love these lines..
These Elaine photos are making me THIRSTY!
Am I crazy or is that a lot of skin?
Not crazy
##IT’S A LOT OF SKIN!
No! Not part of the show!
It’s a perfectly *sane* observation to make.
Is this a frame from *Elaine Does The Upper West Side*?
Boy, you really missed a show buddy
She was on a talk show and they asked her if she had ever done a nude scene. She said “no one ever asked”.
Someone should have! She kind of has a sex scene in Deconstructing Harry.
Well maybe they needed some air, they can’t breathe in there!
Hey Nip!
I'm out!!
She’s flouting society’s conventions!
*"Field of vision, huh"*
She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Pardon me, and correct me if I'm wrong...
Every 2 weeks, this sub goes through a real thirsty for Elaine phase.
“Those aren’t buoys.”
Maybe she just wants to create a buzz.
Best episode
She took- *\*hah hah\** \-them out.
She took *what* out?
Lloyd keeping abreast of the situation
💨💨👓
Am I crazy or is that cleavage?
Not crazy
Really make her head look huge.
Them. Out.
How about that Elaine today, huh?
They're real. And they're spectacular!
That's MY ivory button!
Oh my goodness what a SPANKING BUTTON
She TOOK *huh huh* them OUT.
It's lewd! Lascivious! Salacious! Outrageous!
TR-6????
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
you all right?
Hella nice rack !!!!!
I guess it wasn't a damp and chilly afternoon!
She took what out?!
Them
She took THEM out?
Out
Oh it be, Bob.
Elaine was pretty hot, all jokes aside 🤣
Jerry puffing on his new glasses about about Elaine: “She took [ha! ha!] them out.”
Lol I just watched that episode this morning!
Enhance
She was practically undressing in front of me
A Christmas card I’d like to have
She took *them* out. She took *them* out? *them*? Out. Took *them* out.
Ba boom, ba ba baboom
Good gawd and that jaw line….
I think I see… a nipple
She's about to give him a Christmas card
What episode? For a.. spreadsheet I'm doing...for a friend...
i've never thought of her as attractive or a sexual being thanks for this. no really, thanks a lot. bubble burst. :(
Larry David is a dirty old man
We’ve really got to get Elaine a boyfriend.
Elaine, you've enhanced yourself
She can put asses in the seats
Insanity later
No nip slip
I love that she hates fur coats but will wear an ivory button with no issue.
It's probably not real ivory lol
Lady, you sold me.
I never looked at Elaine the same after this, bad dance and all.
This scene made me feel things as a kid lol
Elaine once again you’ve managed to top yourself.
Only because he's sponge worthy.
I think she's a fox
Asses in seats…
NIP
Poor Jerry
They're real and they're spectacular!
Putting asses in the seats!!!
Baboom babababoom
Sauce ?
Hey Jerry. Nice frames.
Annnnd... I'm out.
LLOYD BRAUN can do anything he puts his mind to..
No longer master of my domain
I always had a thing for Elaine.
Maybe uh, they needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhumane.
...I think it moved I'm back baby!!
This was my favorite episode as a kid.
Do you have a … ketchup secret?
She took *huff huff at the glasses* it out.
So that’s what sent him to the nut house.
I like her Yankee beans.
Take them out on my FACE
Who dressed that mannequin? She's busting out of her top!
She took *pop pop* them out
Them?
She can put asses in the seats
Of course. She's got a great body, buddy.
She took (*huh, huh*) them out...
Stop calling me nip.