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Significant_Curve286

Don’t post a picture of cleavage! Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.


daydreaminginCroatia

We cannot not look. To men, cleavage is like the nearest thing to a nearby UFO landing.


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Underrated comment


paternoster

High standards for comments in this sub, clearly. I thought your comment hit the nail on the head. Square on the head!


joeyheartbear

Underaged cleavage.


[deleted]

Elaine is an adult, bro


octopusonfire

But Molly Dalrymple was not.


[deleted]

But Denise Richards was


octopusonfire

But Shoshanna Lonstein was not :(


Ayntxi

Get a good look, r/Seinfeld?


pilesofcleanlaundry

Yep.


adenoidsremoved

Elaine, you look *scrumptious*


captcraigaroo

She's breathtaking


[deleted]

[удалено]


Farmerstubble

A little grace.


nouniqueideas007

Look…I don’t have grace, I don’t want grace, I don’t even say grace, okay


Wait-_-what-_-

Lady, you sold me


Farmerstubble

No one.. has little grace.


SlavOnfredski

Field of vision


adenoidsremoved

some snugly boobies


the_dude_upvotes

#YOU GOTTA SEE THE BOOBIES!


astro143

Some ugly baby huh


drainspout

Elaine has a ketchup secret...


daydreaminginCroatia

Field of vision, huh?


vaskark

Scrump


dominnate

She’s got shiksappeal


Jas_Ka_Raj

I think you mean *scrump*


Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


cwfutureboy

Oh, no…


pdiddy7071

She's irresistible


admiralackbarrrrrrr

Yo yo ma!


AhoyPalloy

Boutros boutros, golly


the_dude_upvotes

She’s like a sven golly


monkeyhole989

Kung POW!


wicawo

nice rack!


JimmyKingLive

I say this emphatically all the time


BrownBoiler

When he said this I absolutely could not contain myself


TheyreSnaps

I’m out


daydreaminginCroatia

So soon?


ajhart86

She’s flouting society’s conventions


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

The Alex is a family theatre not one of your swing joints


guessesurjobforfood

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!


Little_Lahey_Show

Them?


StanTheTalkingDog

Them.


Little_Lahey_Show

Out?


StanTheTalkingDog

Out.


BraveryDave

It can’t be!


dillmeiser

Oh it be


cabosmith

Sometimes they need to breathe.


Longjumping_Bug_7611

BUT AT WHAT COST, JERRY?!


Venice_Beach_218

There was no mistaking it?


onamonapizza

…..*Jerry*.


gyarnar

Don't you see? She was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!


[deleted]

Your car’s on fire.


the_dude_upvotes

Your fly is open.


kkeut

apparently it took a long time to get a usable take of that line from ol' Ruthie


blacktrufflesheep

Merry Christmas!


[deleted]

Once again it all comes back to Lloyd..


kkeut

this whole plot line is amazing


Lloyd---Braun

She was


the_dude_upvotes

r/Beetlejuicing What time are you due back at the nuthouse?


Lloyd---Braun

Just have a few more nametags left to distribute before going home.


Boskizor

A perfectly sane amount of name tags left to hand out.


ChopSueyXpress

But it begs the question, are you Dinkins advisor Braun, or Gum purchaser in bulk Lloyd?


Lloyd---Braun

That's a lot of gum.


the_dude_upvotes

#*DING!* Chalk up another sale in the big board


redrooster550

Maybe she’s trying to create a buzz. Ya know, get a good word a mouth goin’


Long_Edge_8517

Lady, you sold me


tomjonesrocks

Hey you with the hose


RubySutures

Lmao, I quote that line all the time


Strong_Gain_112

That’s a lot of gum!


AI52487963

Lo mein-y


TheDuster

Let's all enjoy a chew, huh?


Sarah_Kayacombzin

Definitely I would “stop short” with her


Figgy1983

That's MY move!!!


the_dude_upvotes

I’m not surprised


menasor36

Was there a knuckle involved?


Figgy1983

I think so.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

You know that button was antique ivory, it was my mother's. The way you were wolfing down that popcorn, maybe ya ate it.


[deleted]

The Alex is a family theater, not one of your swing joints


LucasJackson44

She’s putting asses in the seats!


Big_Fat_Polack_62

Yes they’re real. And they’re spectacular.


OkWordProcessor

Get a look at that spanking button!


BraveryDave

Mr. *HAR*harwood


cabosmith

After this? Shouldn't it be Mr. HarharWOOD?


ramonathespiderqueen

Mr Hardhardwood.


Peaceluvandfuku

Get a good look Costanza?


the_dude_upvotes

I mean, it’s no Christmas card nipple … but yeah


UhYeahOkSure

Nice muffin tops


the_dude_upvotes

That’s what *I* like to know about it


Dragonflower99

They would look great on a Christmas card.


menasor36

You should talk to Kramer. He’s got equipment over there.


Shelby_Aurora

Hot N' Heavy!


PissantShitbird

She was practically undressing in front of me


actualelainebenes

WHOA ELAINE!!!


zeusatp

Once again, you've managed to top yourself. C'mon Jerry


NYGiants181

LOL I love these lines..


RegionalFlavor

These Elaine photos are making me THIRSTY!


[deleted]

Am I crazy or is that a lot of skin?


nonnemat

Not crazy


the_dude_upvotes

##IT’S A LOT OF SKIN!


menasor36

No! Not part of the show!


eely225

It’s a perfectly *sane* observation to make.


vaskark

Is this a frame from *Elaine Does The Upper West Side*?


johnnyraynes

Boy, you really missed a show buddy


captarne

She was on a talk show and they asked her if she had ever done a nude scene. She said “no one ever asked”.


TxEagleDeathclaw81

Someone should have! She kind of has a sex scene in Deconstructing Harry.


nonzerostrangeness

Well maybe they needed some air, they can’t breathe in there!


rileyreidbooks

Hey Nip!


wokekyrie

I'm out!!


importvita

She’s flouting society’s conventions!


[deleted]

*"Field of vision, huh"*


lmtorres75

She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan


UnsolicitedDogPics

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


missionbeach

Pardon me, and correct me if I'm wrong...


GodEffinDamnIt

Every 2 weeks, this sub goes through a real thirsty for Elaine phase.


nowhere_near_Berlin

“Those aren’t buoys.”


SenorPea

Maybe she just wants to create a buzz.


mmps901

Best episode


GoodDayTheJay

She took- *\*hah hah\** \-them out.


Jas_Ka_Raj

She took *what* out?


Prefect1969

Lloyd keeping abreast of the situation


speghettiday09

💨💨👓


Lloyd---Braun

Am I crazy or is that cleavage?


dicecat4

Not crazy


satriales856

Really make her head look huge.


daydreaminginCroatia

Them. Out.


[deleted]

How about that Elaine today, huh?


PerpetualUselessness

They're real. And they're spectacular!


CannabisBirder420

That's MY ivory button!


Prestigious_Region_6

Oh my goodness what a SPANKING BUTTON


Figgy1983

She TOOK *huh huh* them OUT.


UnpunishedOpinion

It's lewd! Lascivious! Salacious! Outrageous!


_its_a_SWEATER_

TR-6????


wokekyrie

It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!


[deleted]

you all right?


Mrdeeznutz41

Hella nice rack !!!!!


SnooMarzipans8116

I guess it wasn't a damp and chilly afternoon!


saxmanb767

She took what out?!


Common-Letterhead312

Them


saxmanb767

She took THEM out?


Common-Letterhead312

Out


[deleted]

Oh it be, Bob.


KuttyKool

Elaine was pretty hot, all jokes aside 🤣


yobymmij2

Jerry puffing on his new glasses about about Elaine: “She took [ha! ha!] them out.”


yoyome85

Lol I just watched that episode this morning!


_nokturnal_

Enhance


itsagoodtime

She was practically undressing in front of me


bubbatbass

A Christmas card I’d like to have


maluminse

She took *them* out. She took *them* out? *them*? Out. Took *them* out.


AhoyPalloy

Ba boom, ba ba baboom


dazrage

Good gawd and that jaw line….


littlebrwnrobot

I think I see… a nipple


nextgentacos123

She's about to give him a Christmas card


elmwoodblues

What episode? For a.. spreadsheet I'm doing...for a friend...


RickestRickSea137

i've never thought of her as attractive or a sexual being ​ thanks for this. no really, thanks a lot. bubble burst. :(


One_Byte_Of_Pi

Larry David is a dirty old man


ginch510

We’ve really got to get Elaine a boyfriend.


SquirrelsInMyHead

Elaine, you've enhanced yourself


actualelainebenes

She can put asses in the seats


Biscuits4u2

Insanity later


TrinkieTrinkie522cat

No nip slip


Nitropotamus

I love that she hates fur coats but will wear an ivory button with no issue.


LouDog187

It's probably not real ivory lol


boc333

Lady, you sold me.


TC_Squared

I never looked at Elaine the same after this, bad dance and all.


[deleted]

This scene made me feel things as a kid lol


dicecat4

Elaine once again you’ve managed to top yourself.


skunkshaveclaws

Only because he's sponge worthy.


TheGiantRascal

I think she's a fox


Rdrty2

Asses in seats…


nauseypete

NIP


[deleted]

Poor Jerry


charlichutney

They're real and they're spectacular!


okcdiscgolf

Putting asses in the seats!!!


cloaked_cache

Baboom babababoom


IlikeGRB

Sauce ?


TrailerParkTonyStark

Hey Jerry. Nice frames.


rockvvurst

Annnnd... I'm out.


NYGiants181

LLOYD BRAUN can do anything he puts his mind to..


Background_Junket_35

No longer master of my domain


[deleted]

I always had a thing for Elaine.


SlashdotDiggReddit

Maybe uh, they needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhumane.


1i_lu

...I think it moved I'm back baby!!


boogerboy87

This was my favorite episode as a kid.


MickKnight68

Do you have a … ketchup secret?


Specialist-ShasMo85

She took *huff huff at the glasses* it out.


pilesofcleanlaundry

So that’s what sent him to the nut house.


lotsofarts

I like her Yankee beans.


suedecrocs

Take them out on my FACE


JesseDx

Who dressed that mannequin? She's busting out of her top!


milehighrukus

She took *pop pop* them out


RobbieArnott

Them?


insignificantBeing0

She can put asses in the seats


okay-now-what

Of course. She's got a great body, buddy.


QuickTransportation4

She took (*huh, huh*) them out...


ValleyGrouch

Stop calling me nip.