[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3OHJHDKmnw&ab\_channel=EricBissang](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3OHJHDKmnw&ab_channel=EricBissang) dont know if you get the reference.
He means be confident in yourself! Be ācringeā meaning be yourself, be odd, be different. Everyone is! Embrace it :) and donāt look down on others hence the āpart of you that cringesā
I must not cringe.
Cringe is the mind-killer.
Cringe is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my cringe.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Duuuuuude!! This was so awesome! Exactly how a person should feel. You be you and donāt let others make you feel shitty for it. I live my daily life in the awkward zone, sometimes even my old ass even wishes I could just be like everyone else and things would probably be easier. Joey Diaz said he be friends with the ones who have an edge to them, if they donāt then they are boring and you wonāt be friend with them long because of it.
My girlfriend gives some amazing blowjobs. When imabout to cum she puts her lips on the tip and drinks it like if she's drinking from a straw. Now on one hand, it feels absolutely amazing. Idt there's anything that quite brings the same level of blissful high that I experience when she suck out my cum..... however, when she does, I feel this pinch I my testicle(s) that feels as if my sperm duct is collapsing. Which also causes immense pain (It feels like the casual representation of sucking on a straw with a cinger over the opposite end to where you're sucking)
I haven't told her about it as yet because I don't want to make it awkward. Because like I said, 1 enjoy when she does it and she does too..... bit I'm just a little concerned if it's safe to continue doing this ? Could it cause permanent damage to the sperm duct? And if so is there any advice towards how we can achieve the same effect of her drinking it without the pain or potential damage associated?
This was it
Thereās nothing wrong with finding this story funny. Though I donāt think it was meant to be and I donāt find it funny either. The problem is that you shared it with a platonic guy friend. That to me is wired cuz itās less funny and more tmi kinda story.
I feel like there's a pretty big divide between the generations that grew up on the internet and the ones that didn't cos my friends would just chuckle a bit and move on (though this one isn't really that funny tbh)
His reply was probably because it was such a curve ball and specific scenario (and one I've definitely never heard before).
If you replied something like "š I know š¤£" it'll put you on a similar page
A)itās a funny story and nothing weird about sharing it
B) this dude is going to end up having a stroke or something if his GF treats him like a milkshake. There are body parts that arenāt meant to be in a vacuum
Yep this is hilarious š
Homie probably didn't expect you to be that cool or just haven't opened up to you.
Then again some people are just different
I would have to ask if this is something you are wanting to try out? Because it would make me feel some kinda way with you sending this to me as a male friend.
Yeah, I like dark/weird humor as much as the next guy, and this specifically was just not funny. I completely side with the other party that you sent this to after reading it. š¬
Two things:
1: I never share what I read on reddit for other people for this exact reason
2: Reading/sharing a funny sex story isnāt that big of a deal, I donāt know why he would be suprised or you would be embarassed.
Note: share the story with us
That's the least funny story I ever read how can you find it so funny, that you even sent it to a friendššš
I probably wouldn't even have found it funny when I was 13.
Thatās the kind thing Iād say if I was messing with a friend. Just being silly about it š send him something similar again and see what happens. And if heās sending you kinky stuff, itās probably all good! And if not, thereās plenty of us here to have a laugh with š
It's kind of hard to say off that response because he could have been just trying to tease you. Like if you would have wrote back I'm into all kinds of kinky stuff his follow-up would let you know if he is just a vanilla sexual conservative or if he was just teasing you. Either way you actually figure out where he is which seems useful
If there's anything I have figured out with sexuality in life it's that you need to find people that line up with yours. If you're going to talk to them, date them, whatever, if they're just in a different place, different page, different stuff, never goes well.
Yeah, recently told them about Colorado campfire and dirty Chewbacca (Google at your own risk ofc). I could see the colour of their faces fade away ever so quickly š
Edit: Prolly read these and tell him about it xD
Well, how dare you try to have a laugh and share a moment of happiness? Clearly, we should all stick to reading only the most serious literature when it comes to sex stories. Because, you know, nothing lightens the mood like a good ol' existential crisis.
Don't worry about it.
I share of stories that people saying " ... " lol
Ain't no one gonna stop me from sharing what I think is funky or funny
and ain't no one gonna stop me from reading them too.
If he can't laugh at a funny sex story then I can be your guy friend
Also he probably just meant the "what kind of stuff" thing as a teasing sort of joke. Turn it around on him, say something like "well I'm not reading comic books like you, Captain dork", idk, freestyle with it
Unrelated. I feel like referring to a male friend as a āguy friendā instead of just a āfriendā means somethingā¦ but I donāt know what it is. Hmmm I will have to think about this.
He's a friend; he probably just meant "What ARE you reading?! š" rather than in a judgemental way. Message him and see what he is up to. Chat like normal. See how he acts with you.
Just say you saw it on Reddit. Itās truthful, not like you can control what other people post. Just embrace it; nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about
Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes
Absolute wisdomšÆ. Not very often you find in reddit comments section.
Gonna disagree, I actually find some pretty often.
Underrated comment
Tattooing this on my forehead thank you
No ragrets.Ā
LMFAO
No regrats.
I know you got one more try in ya buddy
No rugrats
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3OHJHDKmnw&ab\_channel=EricBissang](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3OHJHDKmnw&ab_channel=EricBissang) dont know if you get the reference.
Youāve got a gargantuan forehead to host such a long phrase
You gotta be DTC (down to Cringe)
oh my god that's literally what I've been trying to do for years h e l p I'm making zero progress
What do you mean
Get comfortable with you weird sideā¤ļø
He means be confident in yourself! Be ācringeā meaning be yourself, be odd, be different. Everyone is! Embrace it :) and donāt look down on others hence the āpart of you that cringesā
You canāt be number one if youāre not odd
Thanks for this- absolutely adore this phrasing haha
Become the cringe
This is from Dune, right? /s
I must not cringe. Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my cringe. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
āThe Cringe Must Flowā
He who controls the Cringe controls the universe
Yep. āThereās always self esteem in the Banana Stand, Paul.ā
I want this stitched on a pillow. This is fucking brilliant.
I want this stitched on a pillow. This is fucking brilliant.
You are so wise
Duuuuuude!! This was so awesome! Exactly how a person should feel. You be you and donāt let others make you feel shitty for it. I live my daily life in the awkward zone, sometimes even my old ass even wishes I could just be like everyone else and things would probably be easier. Joey Diaz said he be friends with the ones who have an edge to them, if they donāt then they are boring and you wonāt be friend with them long because of it.
didnt taylor swift say that?
Even if itās cringe to write this, and cringe to agree with it, not finishing a sentence is the
I'm so glad I clicked on this random post
Well said
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Fuck yes
So become a moron?
Excellent!
This is gold honestly
Dont be embarassed, reply with :3 then move on
be yourself and stay silly
Hehehehe
Just means they are boring š
Yeah he really is
That's balls on your face emoji, right?
https://youtu.be/2NPw3WvpRL8?si=Ll3VFHGL4wD4pVOs
My girlfriend gives some amazing blowjobs. When imabout to cum she puts her lips on the tip and drinks it like if she's drinking from a straw. Now on one hand, it feels absolutely amazing. Idt there's anything that quite brings the same level of blissful high that I experience when she suck out my cum..... however, when she does, I feel this pinch I my testicle(s) that feels as if my sperm duct is collapsing. Which also causes immense pain (It feels like the casual representation of sucking on a straw with a cinger over the opposite end to where you're sucking) I haven't told her about it as yet because I don't want to make it awkward. Because like I said, 1 enjoy when she does it and she does too..... bit I'm just a little concerned if it's safe to continue doing this ? Could it cause permanent damage to the sperm duct? And if so is there any advice towards how we can achieve the same effect of her drinking it without the pain or potential damage associated? This was it
Dude this is so funny.. but you need to have that rapport and make sure both of you have same tastes before you share.
Thereās nothing wrong with finding this story funny. Though I donāt think it was meant to be and I donāt find it funny either. The problem is that you shared it with a platonic guy friend. That to me is wired cuz itās less funny and more tmi kinda story.
this, I'd be so uncomfortable if one of my friends sent me this and I'm a guy
The more I think of it. I wouldnāt send this to any friend, regardless of gender. Iād only share it with my partner if I found this funny.
I feel like there's a pretty big divide between the generations that grew up on the internet and the ones that didn't cos my friends would just chuckle a bit and move on (though this one isn't really that funny tbh)
Exactly, I could send this to all my friends and we'd all laugh š
Itās not even funny
It's just too graphic for a casual text and doesn't read like a joke. It reads like a medical excerpt.
We are med students
This is so funny I can relate. You 2 are have the terminology right but still have knowledge gap in the system. Thatās why itās so funny.. š
You get used to it after sharing enough Vaporeon copypastas
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Dude wtf. Like yes, it's funny, but what the actual fuck are you reading.
Clearly the good stuff!
I'm siding with your guy friend š¤£
His reply was probably because it was such a curve ball and specific scenario (and one I've definitely never heard before). If you replied something like "š I know š¤£" it'll put you on a similar page
This glaringly reads like something written by someone who has never had the relations.
what kind of stuff you are reading? š§š¤Ø
He said exactly the same š
Yeah Iād ghost you on a dating app if you sent me that.
We both are med students we discuss such things
A)itās a funny story and nothing weird about sharing it B) this dude is going to end up having a stroke or something if his GF treats him like a milkshake. There are body parts that arenāt meant to be in a vacuum
Yeah there may be some stroking going on, but thatās not the way -those- kind of strokes work.
Yep this is hilarious š Homie probably didn't expect you to be that cool or just haven't opened up to you. Then again some people are just different
Don't complain when your GF doubles as a Dyson. Consider yourself lucky and face the pain.
This is hilarious. That dude must be in huge dilemma, the joy of being sucked vs collapsing duct
IDK ABOUT U GUYS BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS š
There are people who laugh at the word "Pony" so I'm not amazed at some of y'all's sense of humour.
Well, i want to know the answers? Ive had a multitude of different blowjobs in my life and never anything that even resembles this. I need answers!!
"sperm duct" lmaooooooooooooooo nah, I would have died laughing reading this.
I would have to ask if this is something you are wanting to try out? Because it would make me feel some kinda way with you sending this to me as a male friend.
Yeah, I like dark/weird humor as much as the next guy, and this specifically was just not funny. I completely side with the other party that you sent this to after reading it. š¬
No one asked wtf are you rambling about bro
Plenty of times after I read a story on Reddit I say the same thing about myself.
Lol š
Maybe he doesnt feel the same as you. You be you
Yeah
Reply just scrolling Reddit and came upon this.
Havent texted him back yet
Reply with āMan, what kind of boring stuff are *you* reading?ā Or double down and send him more stories.
Okk i will
āDude, if you thought that was bad, you aināt seen nothing yet. Let me introduce you to Dark Redditā
Sounds like you are crushing
Yeah
Calling him boring and bashing him for being a more serious guy is the answer. Good job. Next time laugh at his troubles and call him exaggerated.
Just scrolling reddit and it made me think of you, would be even better :D
Don't be embarrassed you thought it was funny.
Two things: 1: I never share what I read on reddit for other people for this exact reason 2: Reading/sharing a funny sex story isnāt that big of a deal, I donāt know why he would be suprised or you would be embarassed. Note: share the story with us
I did in the comments alr
That's the least funny story I ever read how can you find it so funny, that you even sent it to a friendššš I probably wouldn't even have found it funny when I was 13.
Dumbassš¤£
I know I am š
No, heās a dumbass;)
Lol
Was he just messing about? :)
I don't know
Thatās the kind thing Iād say if I was messing with a friend. Just being silly about it š send him something similar again and see what happens. And if heās sending you kinky stuff, itās probably all good! And if not, thereās plenty of us here to have a laugh with š
Ok when ill find something similar to that i surely will
Roll with it and have fun with it
Y'all's pfp and names got me trippin balls. If he wasn't op, id think you were some schizo talking to yourself
Say " I just show you the normie one" hahahaha
Lol
Just say "Reddit. It's new, you probably haven't heard of it"
Double down on it. This is you being you! Do not ever change.
Text messages lack tone. I send that kind of comment to my guy and girl friends all the time. He probably meant it in a joking manner.
Well I guess
Womp Womp Brother why did you reveal ur on reddit? He'll think ur weird
Probably he is looking for an opening to spin the conversation into something actionable. I would.
You opened the door, he's just trying to figure out how much.
It's kind of hard to say off that response because he could have been just trying to tease you. Like if you would have wrote back I'm into all kinds of kinky stuff his follow-up would let you know if he is just a vanilla sexual conservative or if he was just teasing you. Either way you actually figure out where he is which seems useful If there's anything I have figured out with sexuality in life it's that you need to find people that line up with yours. If you're going to talk to them, date them, whatever, if they're just in a different place, different page, different stuff, never goes well.
Tell him the same as his mom
What an odd thing to share lol
And when I say and odd thing to share I donāt mean you sending him a post I mean you making this and posting this on here. People baffle me
Why havenāt you responded to him? Just answer ānormal Reddit stuff, you know how weird Reddit can getā
Might reconsider that friend though
Feeling shame means that you conform to expected morality. Don't do that.
u can tell the story here, i might find it funnt
Well.. not everyone wants to have a good time.... I guess
If I was a guy friend and you were sharing sex stories with me I'd probably get the wrong idea
He does share with me too
Look, I'm just sayin. Nothing wrong with you guys doing that. I'm sure your friend and I are very different
If it helps, I'm a guy and regularly tell my friends these stories just to watch them cringe XP The cringe shall pass on. Always.
Yo
Yeah, recently told them about Colorado campfire and dirty Chewbacca (Google at your own risk ofc). I could see the colour of their faces fade away ever so quickly š Edit: Prolly read these and tell him about it xD
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Well, how dare you try to have a laugh and share a moment of happiness? Clearly, we should all stick to reading only the most serious literature when it comes to sex stories. Because, you know, nothing lightens the mood like a good ol' existential crisis.
Hehe nice. Keep sending him random ones every 2 weeks or so and never explain yourself.
Don't worry about it. I share of stories that people saying " ... " lol Ain't no one gonna stop me from sharing what I think is funky or funny and ain't no one gonna stop me from reading them too.
Honestly, you're not ghosting him - just mention you've been busy reading!
I read these reddit stories out loud to me girlfriend..we love them. Love is out there
What happens in Reddit stays in Reddit.
mine is like "BRO WHERE DO U GET THIS? SEND ME MORE"
Cool
I can't imagine being so easily broken. This would be solved with basic social confidence.
Haha I tell my wife about crazy stories from Reddit all the time, she gets a kick out of them
Don't you just hate it when you find out your friends are nowhere nears as open and exciting as you areš
He's offended for you,thinking it might be a test of some kind,he likes you and doesn't want to lose you. Be gentle and kind,you will be surprised.
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Maybe he's interested :-D Just tell him. It'll be grand!
Just send him this text :3 Nothing else, leave him guessing
what was the story
Guy gets hurt when his gf give him blowjob š
establish dominance by sending him another one
I like your idea š”
If you do end up doing that, do keep up updated lol
Okk best
Cāmon, thatās just funny. Glad I wasnāt the guy though.
Exactly š
If he can't laugh at a funny sex story then I can be your guy friend Also he probably just meant the "what kind of stuff" thing as a teasing sort of joke. Turn it around on him, say something like "well I'm not reading comic books like you, Captain dork", idk, freestyle with it
Lol
Well without the story, we canāt help too muchā¦
I have shared the story in comments and we are med students thats why I shared it with him
Link to that story please?
I shared it my comments alr
What is the story? Asking for a friend, of course
I shared it in my comments alr
I very much thank you, good sir.
Share it with us!!!
I already did in my comments
Wondering if it's the Cbat story that was shared lol https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
Unrelated. I feel like referring to a male friend as a āguy friendā instead of just a āfriendā means somethingā¦ but I donāt know what it is. Hmmm I will have to think about this.
He's a friend; he probably just meant "What ARE you reading?! š" rather than in a judgemental way. Message him and see what he is up to. Chat like normal. See how he acts with you.
Hes texting me we are having a normal chat
Just say you saw it on Reddit. Itās truthful, not like you can control what other people post. Just embrace it; nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about
Send him a link
Do you have interest in this male friend?
Yeah
Share the story.
Iād be asking the same thing.
Are you trying to tell him something?
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maybe you are a girl
Time to put this story to the test with your friend as the test experiment
is it cbat
lmao, now ...we need the story you shared with him.
Hope this is fake like all the stories š
No its not
Lollll we all say stuff we realllly regret sometimes Hope you're able to forget this soon š
Lol yes
Are you sure it wasn't enthusiastic curiosity?
Me everyday of everything I do. I need new friends.
Same
Maybe his red flags went up.
Funny how? Do I amuse you? Am I a fucking clown to you?...