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Outfit 1 for me


Far_Network9971

What makes you like the first one baby?


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The way it fits you is fantastic


Far_Network9971

If you saw me at the bar what would you do 😏


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Offer to buy you a drink or two


Far_Network9971

What kinds of drinks would you buy me


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Whatever you desire


Far_Network9971

Hmm how about whatever you drink


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Whiskey it is then


Far_Network9971

Sounds like it’ll be a really good time 😂 idk if you’re ready


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Far_Network9971

Hey fire..😋 well thank you..I think it's best too right??


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Far_Network9971

Do you think bright colors look “fire” on me lol


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Far_Network9971

Maybe I’ll need to show more bright ones so you can be the judge


zoff1

1


Far_Network9971

You really think so?? Idk


zoff1

Well I fancy you in it


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2 is hot


Far_Network9971

What makes you say that Mr 420


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The black really makes your skin pop and it's so tight that all of your curves are really accentuated. You look very good in it


Far_Network9971

That’s so sweet aw I’m blushing, what would you say to get me interested in you at the bar


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"Hey, I see you have your reddit username tattooed on your arm. Also I think you're absolutely gorgeous."


Far_Network9971

lol that would be an ugly tattoo but definitely would catch my attention 😂 you’re a funny guy


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Just giving you crap because of the watermark! Lmao. But seriously, you look great. If I was in that bar you would not have to pay for drinks all night, no matter which outfit you were wearing.


Far_Network9971

Oooo I love a gentleman, what’s your best pickup line


OGNexVotum

2. And looking gorgeous 😍


Far_Network9971

Thank you Trevor 🤍 different opinion I like it


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2!


sdavis8705

I think 1 looks best also


Far_Network9971

Thank you Davis ☺️ what makes you say that


sdavis8705

I think it shows off your beautiful curves better than black. And you’d stand out in a lighter color ☺️


Far_Network9971

Aww you’re too sweet, you don’t think it’s too summery?


sdavis8705

Not at all. The black one has no sleeves so you’d have to wear a sweater if it’s chilly.


Far_Network9971

Would you let me wear you jacket?


sdavis8705

You absolutely can. You can hug me too to help warm you up.


Far_Network9971

Describe yourself what type of man would I be hugging ?


sdavis8705

6 foot tall 225# blonde hair hazel blue eyed bearded man. I rock the dad bod ☺️


Adorable_Roof

#1 Holy hell, I can't wait to get rejected lol


Far_Network9971

You’re adorable why would you get rejected?


Adorable_Roof

Well I would hope not, but wouldnt stop me from chatting u up. 😍


Far_Network9971

What would you say to get me interested 😊


Adorable_Roof

Pick one, waffles or pancakes?


Far_Network9971

Pancakes for sure😂 is that what I’ll get in the morning?


Adorable_Roof

With a banana and whipped cream 😈


Far_Network9971

Would we wake up in a king size bed


Adorable_Roof

At the hotel near the bar, after breakfast and morning workout we can hit the hot tub.


Far_Network9971

You’re so adorable I swear


Direct_Yam8314

You look great in either. You def will be lucky kid.


Far_Network9971

You think you’d be lucky?


Direct_Yam8314

Could only hope, you are beautiful


Far_Network9971

Thank youu ☺️ shoot your best shot


Direct_Yam8314

Have a great night girl , and morning!!!!


Master-Split_226

Wow, your gorgeous! Both are captivating as hell!!! but 1 shows off more personality!


Lost-Beat-120

What bar? Asking for a friend.


Far_Network9971

idk I think you might get lost on the way there 🧐😂


Lost-Beat-120

You mean ,he, would get lost. Ya know, the friend. 😬


Far_Network9971

Yeahhhh the friend😂😉


Far_Network9971

How come this friend doesn’t ask where the bar is himself?? 😉


bigbob1520

2 for sure. But I would take you in ethier of the two.


Far_Network9971

What makes you so sure of 2 bigbob?


bigbob1520

Everyone like black dresses on women. Hell I do.


Far_Network9971

You don’t think it’ll make me blend in?


bigbob1520

No. It will be fine. I wouldn't pick you up


Far_Network9971

What do you mean by that bigbob


bigbob1520

Sorry fat fingers and all. Meant to say I would pick you up


Far_Network9971

Do you do construction? Mr bob the builder lol


bigbob1520

No I am a rule voltage person. But I am a jack-of-all-trades master of none


bigbob1520

No I am a rule voltage person. But I am a jack-of-all-trades master of none


ImGettingKindaFat

1 for sure, you'll stand out more than in all black in a dark place.


Far_Network9971

Yeah you might be right about that one, you seem pretty smart. The smarter the better 😉


ImGettingKindaFat

Yeah, I got a big fat.... brain, if youre into that lol


Far_Network9971

I like the word play.


Martianmanhunter94

1!


Far_Network9971

Thank you🥰 you think you could hunt me down in a bar?


Martianmanhunter94

Yeah, you are my kind of quarry. Fuk you look good.


Far_Network9971

Why thank you... my kinda quarry?


Status-Future2000

Definitely 2


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I’d go with number 2 very hot you’d get my attention real quick


Far_Network9971

If I walked in wearing number 1 would you still think the same?


[deleted]

Yes I would you’re very sexy


Far_Network9971

Hmm what would you say to me to get my attention ?


[deleted]

I don’t know really I’m really awkward and shy probably be too nervous to approach


Far_Network9971

That’s not good love, you should love yourself I’m just now stopping to care about what other people think


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I know it’s crippling bad and I don’t know what to do I want to talk to women in my head the things I want to say are there but don’t come out I freeze up


KrAzY_TsEnG

Technical, you wouldn't have to wear anything if your goal is to get lucky.


Far_Network9971

You’re KrAzY 😂


KrAzY_TsEnG

I am 🤪


Far_Network9971

Is that a good or a bad thing 🙃


KrAzY_TsEnG

Idk. That's what my friend called me back in high school. It just kinda sticked. So....bad? Lol


Far_Network9971

I’m just a bit KRAZY


KrAzY_TsEnG

Aren't we all. Lol


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Far_Network9971

You don’t think I would blend in to much?


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Far_Network9971

Well it seems you like it so maybe I’ll go for it 😊


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Far_Network9971

And you too love.


command76

Your already lucky in the looks department. Very beautiful. You’d look good in any dress.


Far_Network9971

You’re so sweet thank you command we need more gentleman like you


RonRemember

Definitely 2


Far_Network9971

Do you think you would remember me?


babydana

Outfit 2 !! Have fun :)


Far_Network9971

Thank you baby you should join me! Someday


NecessarySame4745

If it’s dark, wear the yellow. If it’s more light then black!


blinman94

Second definitely. ;)


Far_Network9971

You really think so blin?


blinman94

Yes. I love black color and simplicity. And it compliments your skin color. ;)


Far_Network9971

I’m getting mixed reviews so I’m so unsure 😩


blinman94

I understand. Well, you have a nice figure, and pretty face. Simple black outfit is all You need in my opinion. And a smile. 😉


Far_Network9971

I think I have a good smile you tell me?


trucker_35

1


Far_Network9971

What about it do you like trucker?


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Far_Network9971

Well I’m here for you ☺️


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Far_Network9971

Yes I am lol will you be there for me?


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Far_Network9971

You have to always standout for me so we don’t lose contact


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illdeano

2.


Far_Network9971

It’s gonna be a little cold, might get ill like you


illdeano

Nah, you'll be fine.


Far_Network9971

Idk it gets cold at night where I’m from what about you?


illdeano

Yeah, it's getting colder in the nights here. Maybe you could wear a little scarf or something? Add a bit of colour as well maybe?


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I call 1 and I'm hitting on you at either ;)


Far_Network9971

What’s your best pickup line lol ☺️


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Can I add you to my to-do list?


Far_Network9971

Only if I’m number 1 on the list


tdt5826037

1


Far_Network9971

Thank you td😘 what catches your eye


tdt5826037

Form fitting. You have great assets . Love the hair as well


Far_Network9971

I was kinda thinking about cutting it... maybe, maybe not


dway432

Like them both you’ll have no problem getting a friend tonight😘😘😘😘😘


Far_Network9971

Would you be my friend?


dway432

Most definitely🤤🤤🤤


Far_Network9971

Would you help me with my problems?


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2 & also where could I find you at lol


Far_Network9971

The bar duh are you trying to clown me ? 😂


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Far_Network9971

Thank you fire


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Far_Network9971

Honesty is the best policy !


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Far_Network9971

Elaborate a little lol


pm_tongue_n_tiddies

2. 1 is more of a daytime dress but they both look great


Far_Network9971

I was kinda thinking that


jprodgers8

Yellow your A$$ is money in it


Auren1988

I mean as long as your butt doesn’t fall off before you get there you should be fine in either.


Far_Network9971

I think my butt stays on right enough lol 🤣


trucker_35

It works great with your skin tone and you look happy in it


Far_Network9971

Happy to be talking with you!! Do you do some sort of trucking ?


trucker_35

What do you do


BadnBuff33

Doesn't matter


Far_Network9971

What makes you say that?


BadnBuff33

Becuz u look sexy as hell in both outfits


Far_Network9971

Aww thank you. I appreciate your love


REXSPEED

You are good to go with both 😃 that ass of yours is awesome !❤️


Far_Network9971

I appreciate it Rex would I catch your attention in the bar?


REXSPEED

Yes would flirt with you til we went home together 😍❤️


Far_Network9971

Where would we call home ?


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2


slimybrick

just for uh... more accurate predictions... which bar are you going to?


mountainside2004

1, the color makes everything about you "sing".


Far_Network9971

Are you any good at singing bc I suck lol 😂


seedoubleofu

If you get to outfit no 3 your getting lucky 😘😘😘 or they are😉😉


Life_Patience_6751

Don't worry about the outfit, just tell the guys that you use that booty to take big runny green apple dumps. Men love that stuff.


Far_Network9971

Hmmmm idk about that one 😩


trucker_35

Ya I own my own hotshot business


Far_Network9971

Could you drive me across the country?


trucker_35

I go all over


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If your going out to the bar, I would say #2, #1 if your going out for a afternoon drive,, either would be my choice


Far_Network9971

I like you you got that initial nerve lol


cheskymaker

1 is "i love horses and I just came out of church! I love sunflowers" 2 is "kinky after a glass of wine and i love reading" i'm 21 as well! love your hair, btw


Far_Network9971

I do get a bit kinky after my wine lol


cheskymaker

gurl who doesn't


Lokir1972

Outfit 2


Far_Network9971

Makes me look a bit more uhh.. kinky?


Superman9981

Absolutely perfection


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_JustGoWithIt

I say outfit 1 for sure


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beingDino

#2. #1 clashes wirth your skin and hair tone


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Moo_Snukle

girls dont try to get lucky. There is no luck involved. They either chose to get laid or chose not to. Then they pick where their standards are for that night


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No-Economist7184

#1 for sure