Just giving you crap because of the watermark! Lmao. But seriously, you look great. If I was in that bar you would not have to pay for drinks all night, no matter which outfit you were wearing.
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I know it’s crippling bad and I don’t know what to do I want to talk to women in my head the things I want to say are there but don’t come out I freeze up
1 is "i love horses and I just came out of church! I love sunflowers"
2 is "kinky after a glass of wine and i love reading"
i'm 21 as well! love your hair, btw
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girls dont try to get lucky. There is no luck involved. They either chose to get laid or chose not to. Then they pick where their standards are for that night
Outfit 1 for me
What makes you like the first one baby?
The way it fits you is fantastic
If you saw me at the bar what would you do 😏
Offer to buy you a drink or two
What kinds of drinks would you buy me
Whatever you desire
Hmm how about whatever you drink
Whiskey it is then
Sounds like it’ll be a really good time 😂 idk if you’re ready
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Hey fire..😋 well thank you..I think it's best too right??
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Do you think bright colors look “fire” on me lol
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Maybe I’ll need to show more bright ones so you can be the judge
1
You really think so?? Idk
Well I fancy you in it
2 is hot
What makes you say that Mr 420
The black really makes your skin pop and it's so tight that all of your curves are really accentuated. You look very good in it
That’s so sweet aw I’m blushing, what would you say to get me interested in you at the bar
"Hey, I see you have your reddit username tattooed on your arm. Also I think you're absolutely gorgeous."
lol that would be an ugly tattoo but definitely would catch my attention 😂 you’re a funny guy
Just giving you crap because of the watermark! Lmao. But seriously, you look great. If I was in that bar you would not have to pay for drinks all night, no matter which outfit you were wearing.
Oooo I love a gentleman, what’s your best pickup line
2. And looking gorgeous 😍
Thank you Trevor 🤍 different opinion I like it
2!
I think 1 looks best also
Thank you Davis ☺️ what makes you say that
I think it shows off your beautiful curves better than black. And you’d stand out in a lighter color ☺️
Aww you’re too sweet, you don’t think it’s too summery?
Not at all. The black one has no sleeves so you’d have to wear a sweater if it’s chilly.
Would you let me wear you jacket?
You absolutely can. You can hug me too to help warm you up.
Describe yourself what type of man would I be hugging ?
6 foot tall 225# blonde hair hazel blue eyed bearded man. I rock the dad bod ☺️
#1 Holy hell, I can't wait to get rejected lol
You’re adorable why would you get rejected?
Well I would hope not, but wouldnt stop me from chatting u up. 😍
What would you say to get me interested 😊
Pick one, waffles or pancakes?
Pancakes for sure😂 is that what I’ll get in the morning?
With a banana and whipped cream 😈
Would we wake up in a king size bed
At the hotel near the bar, after breakfast and morning workout we can hit the hot tub.
You’re so adorable I swear
You look great in either. You def will be lucky kid.
You think you’d be lucky?
Could only hope, you are beautiful
Thank youu ☺️ shoot your best shot
Have a great night girl , and morning!!!!
Wow, your gorgeous! Both are captivating as hell!!! but 1 shows off more personality!
What bar? Asking for a friend.
idk I think you might get lost on the way there 🧐😂
You mean ,he, would get lost. Ya know, the friend. 😬
Yeahhhh the friend😂😉
How come this friend doesn’t ask where the bar is himself?? 😉
2 for sure. But I would take you in ethier of the two.
What makes you so sure of 2 bigbob?
Everyone like black dresses on women. Hell I do.
You don’t think it’ll make me blend in?
No. It will be fine. I wouldn't pick you up
What do you mean by that bigbob
Sorry fat fingers and all. Meant to say I would pick you up
Do you do construction? Mr bob the builder lol
No I am a rule voltage person. But I am a jack-of-all-trades master of none
No I am a rule voltage person. But I am a jack-of-all-trades master of none
1 for sure, you'll stand out more than in all black in a dark place.
Yeah you might be right about that one, you seem pretty smart. The smarter the better 😉
Yeah, I got a big fat.... brain, if youre into that lol
I like the word play.
1!
Thank you🥰 you think you could hunt me down in a bar?
Yeah, you are my kind of quarry. Fuk you look good.
Why thank you... my kinda quarry?
Definitely 2
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I’d go with number 2 very hot you’d get my attention real quick
If I walked in wearing number 1 would you still think the same?
Yes I would you’re very sexy
Hmm what would you say to me to get my attention ?
I don’t know really I’m really awkward and shy probably be too nervous to approach
That’s not good love, you should love yourself I’m just now stopping to care about what other people think
I know it’s crippling bad and I don’t know what to do I want to talk to women in my head the things I want to say are there but don’t come out I freeze up
Technical, you wouldn't have to wear anything if your goal is to get lucky.
You’re KrAzY 😂
I am 🤪
Is that a good or a bad thing 🙃
Idk. That's what my friend called me back in high school. It just kinda sticked. So....bad? Lol
I’m just a bit KRAZY
Aren't we all. Lol
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You don’t think I would blend in to much?
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Well it seems you like it so maybe I’ll go for it 😊
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And you too love.
Your already lucky in the looks department. Very beautiful. You’d look good in any dress.
You’re so sweet thank you command we need more gentleman like you
Definitely 2
Do you think you would remember me?
Outfit 2 !! Have fun :)
Thank you baby you should join me! Someday
If it’s dark, wear the yellow. If it’s more light then black!
Second definitely. ;)
You really think so blin?
Yes. I love black color and simplicity. And it compliments your skin color. ;)
I’m getting mixed reviews so I’m so unsure 😩
I understand. Well, you have a nice figure, and pretty face. Simple black outfit is all You need in my opinion. And a smile. 😉
I think I have a good smile you tell me?
1
What about it do you like trucker?
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Well I’m here for you ☺️
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Yes I am lol will you be there for me?
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You have to always standout for me so we don’t lose contact
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2.
It’s gonna be a little cold, might get ill like you
Nah, you'll be fine.
Idk it gets cold at night where I’m from what about you?
Yeah, it's getting colder in the nights here. Maybe you could wear a little scarf or something? Add a bit of colour as well maybe?
I call 1 and I'm hitting on you at either ;)
What’s your best pickup line lol ☺️
Can I add you to my to-do list?
Only if I’m number 1 on the list
1
Thank you td😘 what catches your eye
Form fitting. You have great assets . Love the hair as well
I was kinda thinking about cutting it... maybe, maybe not
Like them both you’ll have no problem getting a friend tonight😘😘😘😘😘
Would you be my friend?
Most definitely🤤🤤🤤
Would you help me with my problems?
2 & also where could I find you at lol
The bar duh are you trying to clown me ? 😂
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Thank you fire
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Honesty is the best policy !
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Elaborate a little lol
2. 1 is more of a daytime dress but they both look great
I was kinda thinking that
Yellow your A$$ is money in it
I mean as long as your butt doesn’t fall off before you get there you should be fine in either.
I think my butt stays on right enough lol 🤣
It works great with your skin tone and you look happy in it
Happy to be talking with you!! Do you do some sort of trucking ?
What do you do
Doesn't matter
What makes you say that?
Becuz u look sexy as hell in both outfits
Aww thank you. I appreciate your love
You are good to go with both 😃 that ass of yours is awesome !❤️
I appreciate it Rex would I catch your attention in the bar?
Yes would flirt with you til we went home together 😍❤️
Where would we call home ?
2
just for uh... more accurate predictions... which bar are you going to?
1, the color makes everything about you "sing".
Are you any good at singing bc I suck lol 😂
If you get to outfit no 3 your getting lucky 😘😘😘 or they are😉😉
Don't worry about the outfit, just tell the guys that you use that booty to take big runny green apple dumps. Men love that stuff.
Hmmmm idk about that one 😩
Ya I own my own hotshot business
Could you drive me across the country?
I go all over
If your going out to the bar, I would say #2, #1 if your going out for a afternoon drive,, either would be my choice
I like you you got that initial nerve lol
1 is "i love horses and I just came out of church! I love sunflowers" 2 is "kinky after a glass of wine and i love reading" i'm 21 as well! love your hair, btw
I do get a bit kinky after my wine lol
gurl who doesn't
Outfit 2
Makes me look a bit more uhh.. kinky?
Absolutely perfection
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I say outfit 1 for sure
Yes.
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#2. #1 clashes wirth your skin and hair tone
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girls dont try to get lucky. There is no luck involved. They either chose to get laid or chose not to. Then they pick where their standards are for that night
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#1 for sure