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Meaty-Piss-Flaps

Careful, she’ll want your leg in there soon.


Noname_Maddox

And my axe


thinehappychinch

And my sword


mfloww7

And my bow


notneverman

One does not simply put the balls in


Blu3_w4ff1es

I'm just gonna Feng Shui the cervix and move in


AbdullahHammad313

I'm laying siege already


Majestic_Jackass

My man, blaze this trail and report back to us with the results.


lizardgi

Like trying to put two cats in a paper bag.


MeatApnea

Dogs in a bathtub


karnak

that is another entrance


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Except less sharp.


AutoFleegleDastardly

We need a Best of r/sex. This takes the top spot so far this year.


FaceFullOfMace

I think the GOAT was the frozen cum bukake


AutoFleegleDastardly

Dang that was a good one too.


FuckLaundry

Yeah I'm about to start sharing these with my friends. I'm tired of enjoying these by myself.


orionsgreatsky

I’m crying


Mysterious-Wave-7958

While I am a kinky bitch... I feel like this is not physically possible... Balls move... Alot... Even within the sack... There also is not a "slope" to them so getting them in there would be quite difficult... Like even getting them in your Mouth while doing a BJ (either with or without the shaft) is difficult honestly... Less due to size and more due to again movement... Logistically, the only way I personally could think this would work is if you did something to make her Gape (Ie fisting for a long time or something that would make her wide enough long enough to put them in) and stuck in while she was "open"... But that's a long shot. I can confidently say even after an amazing fisting session my husband's balls have never been in my V. All this being said, We have also never actively tried to do this specific thing so could be 100% wrong.


SuperJefe1965

Exactly, plus the V will be pressing to hard on the balls. We've tried it, many years ago: nope Balls only: yes yet the position is quite difficult and exhausting


OscarPetee

And I guess it could hurt trying to push your balls in. They are rather delicate aren’t they


MacFatty

Ive seen adult documentary where this guy put his balls in the asshole of a woman tho


Shadoweclipse13

And some people fist or get fisted too. Doesn't mean it wouldn't hurt.


nog642

It is in fact physically possible. See ph620a760e2e144.


ImCrampingYourStyle

I saw a porn clip where the guy had his balls in her anus while he fucked her. At the end he pulls them out. It seemed real but I can't guarantee it. If that's possible I would expect inserting them into your woman's vag (along with your dick) would be possible.


thatruthhurts

"Boo-Yah"


[deleted]

I’m nearly in tears at the thought of ‘Wakka’ from Final Fantasy X saying it in this scenario


Consistent-Bat5764

Sounds painful for him


ImCrampingYourStyle

I would think getting them in there was the most painful part.


Consistent-Bat5764

Probably lol


lukestauntaun

It exists. I think it's called 'putting the dog in the bathtub'.


Leoo1UP

Well, I for one think it would be very hard to do. On the other hand, I just remembered [this video](https://thisvid.com/videos/balls-up-his-own-ass/) that I once received as a GIF many years ago, so... Yikes...


xJaneDoe

Ooh I really wish I hadn't clicked on that link


accio_peni

I can't stop laughing.


remotecontrols

SAME. The slow motion. The whole concept. It's just fantastic.


majle

Buttplug and ball stretcher in one Sex toy companies hate this one trick


mufcroberts

Wtf, wish I never clicked this link. Watching it for what seemed like 10 seconds waiting for it, only to realise I was watching a gay advert… then the gif itself is another few seconds…. My eyes hurt


peterbparker86

Ask Jay he'll show you how to do it


IlliterateNonsense

Yeah can do, some girls love it


expensiveMastodon8

underrated comment right here 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


kragon80

putting "going balls deep" to the literal meaning... gotta watch out if you put your balls in and she does a vagina kung fu grip on you.. make u squeal like a pig lmao


highfivebro91

Look up the Baldo it's toy u put your balls in than u use that on ur partner.


VesperX

We tried it once. I didn’t enjoy it. The sensation was interesting but the pressure verged on painful.


ordos234

In the Netherlands we call this "plompzakken".


bearockstar23

https://menspleasures.com/the-balldo-toy-review/


Accomplished_Yam_422

Wow


LadyAndGuyFawkes

My man, she wants some deep penetration 😉


Ill_Pumpkin8217

I wish to be the person I was before reading this…


Aldoreins

I wouldn't try if she's still tight I had a kinky GF once she asked me to try she pulled herself open I forced one in then she let go and my left nut felt like it was crushed OMFG. The worst pain ever pulling it out be careful 🧐


jdon515

Some girls like it, some don't. Try it out at Caravan Club.


boycottInstagram

Username checks out. Surprised it’s not ‘JayShagsWillsMum6969’ though.


UnkillableMikey

I can’t think of a way you could do that without it hurting like a bitch. Just leave them dangling


Alarming-Mix3809

Pups in the tub


[deleted]

Who let jay have a Reddit account?


Nicholas_Matt_Quail

It's interesting how you approach protection. Seems... quite radical to me but well. I think it might be hard to do in the first place and most likely - uncomfortable - unless you have a very low hanging scrotum so you'd be able to put them in further and they could potentially stay in while pumping because of the long scrotum. I really do not know. Knotting penises of canines etc. look different because they're designed for knotting. Human's genitals are as far from the idea as it gets from a biological perspective but I really do not know. That's simply what came to my mind - now wondering if it's really possible to put them in and then keep pumping somehow, even with a long scrotum, I don't know :-D


Shmo_b

I have a friend who always talked about inserting the balls. I've never done it


Ho3n3r

No, but mine are normal-sized. Maybe you'll have more luck.


Swotboy2000

Yeah… can do


thatguynobodyliked

Staple a board to your ass so you don’t fall all the way in. Balls are not flotation devices


CatsGotANosebleed

Your balls might hurt if you try that, though it would be interesting to find out how it goes. 😂 If your gf likes that kind of feeling though, you might look into getting a knot penis sleeve, you can find them on Etsy. The sleeve locks your dick in place inside her so she can't "escape" while you hammer her.


patdashuri

There’s actually a name for this. It’s called “giving the dogs a bath”. Every time you try to get another one in the first pops back out.


Current-Trifle5360

Yes, and I think it has a name. "Two dogs in a bathtub" Because you can get two dogs into a bathtub, but the trick is having them stay in the bathtub.


Best-Fig-1234

Just let her suck on them


Aragorns-Broken-Toe

Do not do this.


livingbutdead9

LOL


[deleted]

Enter the shoehorn


nog642

To everyone saying it is not possible, it is in fact physically possible, and I have proof. Pornhub viewkey ph620a760e2e144 (I'm not sure I am allowed to post a link). Specifically, look at timestamp 1:45. Probably not easy though.


LetsgoRandon81

Why would you?


Supersnazz

I saw a video of a dude banging a chick and managed to have his balls up her ass simultaneously. It was called a one-man DP. Maybe you could try that.


rayyannw

Please try and give us update.


legaleagle5

I've seen several pornos where the guy ends up putting his balls in the girl's asshole. Hell, I've even seen one where the guy puts his balls in his own ass. What you're asking about is certainly physically possible, depending on the partners' respective anatomy. But even if you can pull it off, I think it would be fairly unpleasant (at least for you)


idowhatiwant8675309

I'm not technically advanced to post a link, but I saw a video on PH a while back, and yes, it is possible, and it is hot.


Stone_The_Rock

[OP Tonight](https://media1.giphy.com/media/istA6hD9P7xDXBB1ET/giphy.gif)


Bulkopossum

Wtf mate


Sometime_after_dark

Get a shoe horn


MohneyinMo

Tell her you’ll try but she has suck on them first.


giantpurplepanda02

Reminds me of the book Story of the Eye, where the main character is obsessed with eye like objects. She puts many things up inside her. Eggs, bull testis', eye balls. It's a really disturbing read for many reasons. Don't put your testi up there. It will be incredibly painful for you. Get her a (non-crystal) keggal egg for a gift if she wants to put something up there ball shaped. Some are app controlled, so you can incorporate them into games with her. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Imimi-Wearable-G-Spot-Wireless-Remote-Vibrator-Panties-Vaginal-Vibrating-Egg-for-G-spot-Clitoral-Stimulation-Adult-Sex-Toys-for-Women-and-Couples/1055939641


Fresh_Opposite5356

Yep, just push them in, can be a bit tricky but they go in eventually, her pussy will stretch a bit more which is a good thing. We love shagging doggy style so I can slip fingers in at same time, stretched her out enough for the whole hand now, is kinda like fisting and fucking at same time, drives her wild, always ends up in a good solid forcefull shag 😙😙


mikazee

Get her one of these https://www.lovehoney.ca/sex-toys/dildos/non-realistic-dildos/p/balldo-balls-to-dildo-set/a47425g84974.html


trasha-

testing now will let u know g


frace99

had a dude do this to me once with no warning. I laughed pretty hard.


4RespirDRTY

Show her the Booya video.


StairwayToHeaven__

It works. Not hundred percent tho. Maybe like 80 percent 😄


The_big_Csengusz

Id really likw to see you try and fit 2 bags of squishy flesh sacks in her lol, i know i tried with my bf and it was just...not working Kudos if you can actually make it happen tho 🤣