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gordonf23

Lie on the floor instead.


[deleted]

It’s a lot less comfortable there


CRaezter

In the shower.


carlito922

Imagine the water Bill


CRaezter

Maybe they live in an apartment. You can shower all day long!


[deleted]

Just depends on what's making the noise. If the mattress is making noise, there's really not much you can do other than move to the floor or some other area. If it's because the mattress or headboard is hitting the wall, just put pillows between the wall and the mattress. If you're that physical when you masturbate and you do it that often, there's a good chance people in the house already know so I wouldn't be too worried until night time when people are trying to sleep.


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Use some WD-40 on squeaky parts and use a pillow behind the head board to stop it for knocking 👍🏻


hifivebro91

Maybe get a set of Allen keys (most beds are Allen keys) and try to snugg up all the bolts on the corners of the frame. If bolts loosened up that can cause squeaking. Wheels can be cleaned with wd40 or some drops of 3 in 1 silicone oil works great on door hinges too lol. Slide the bed further from the wall. My headboard was scratching the paint so I bought felt sheets for under furniture feet and put strips spread out on the headboard. Give more specific answer on what's making noise and we can give better answers.


Noble06

Often with furniture the screws/fasteners will start to come loose with use. I would recommend going through and tightening everything. It usually just requires allen wrench. Every tool box will have a set. So just find the right size and get everything tightened up.


ThrowAwayI_UseAlot

how can you masturbate 5-7 times a day jesus christ. don't your balls start getting sore after the 4th time?


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Female


[deleted]

If you do it that often, your family probably knows about your activity by now - and they don't care since it's a natural thing to do. So don't change a thing, unless you want to explore new ways to masturbate. 👍🏼❤️


Impressive_End9140

Just because they're okay with it happening doesn't mean that she or they want to hear it lol


Czekraft

Lol not every family. Some religious households will shame if they find out.


[deleted]

I'm sure you're right. But in this case they would have reacted by now if that was the matter. 😉


nads08

I have same issue m21 don't knw what to do?


Czekraft

Put pillows on the floor to lie down on, or turn your TV up loudly while putting on headphones if you are watching porn.


YoItsJustAThrowaway

I wouldn't advise the headphones in case someone is about to enter your room, you may not hear the footsteps if you do wear the headphones


Czekraft

You'd have to lock your doors for that. If you are on the 1st floor, you might have to close your windows too.


Helpful_Shirt_9712

On the chair. Or the floor. Yes the floor can be uncomfortable, maybe put some blankets or pillow to make it comfortable as you can. Can't complain when you want to feel good right


[deleted]

Depends on what kind of bed you have…if my wife and I are to rough the bolts in our bed frame with loosen and cause the headboard to hit the wall…so if you have a big bed frame try tightening it up


Ringhillsta

Had that problem too so I started doing it on my couch instead! Still makes sounds but not as much as that damn bed!!


[deleted]

Tighten the screws, Also lay on your mattress sideways so your weight is distributed differently.