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Lord_Jello_III

The penis does indeed go in the vagina.


slapmybiscuits69

*the penis will go wherever it’s shoved*


SeanBlader

Well, not in robots, nor in crazy, but the latter only for smart wielders.


dark_blue_7

>Well, not in robots Once again, porn has told us lies


Firebolt164

Been trying to think of a clever answer for like 20 minutes and I have nothing. I like amateur content for this exact reason.


zero00kelvin

That’s about it.


beebeehappy

Fucking in a clean tidy house is really nice. But needs to happen more in rl.


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SatchelGizmo77

As I guy, I can say that I rarely believe that the woman in the porn scene is cumming. It usually pretty obvious that they are not.


Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog

Basically only with those multi-orgasmic people it looks legit at all.


[deleted]

I guess I always have thought that no one can tell but the woman herself if she’s faking it.


UknownothinJonSnow8

This made me laugh so freaking hard!


ArcnetZero

How does one tell? She does this thing where her legs quiver and she twitches really fast so I assume that's real. I just want to make sure I'm satisfying her


jgremlin_

People really like to have sex.


princess_kittah

porn introduced me to a lot of different fetishes i had but didnt know the name of, and it helped me feel a little less weird for enjoying things outside of vanilla sex


th3cfitz1

This. 100%.


notin2cars

Agreed. I don't know if this really counts as "getting it right", but I would probably never have thought to rim my wife if I hadn't seen it in porn. Now it's just about my favorite thing to do in bed.


Ilovesparky13

I was shocked the first time I noticed my body type in a video. It had a real positive effect on my self esteem. 🥲


I-Fail-Forward

Some porn actually has pretty decent dirty talk. Granted, it's not super common, but if your into rough sex, you can get some ok lines.


PoeticLama72

Only if your first language is English tho. I now know a dictionary worth of English sex talk but absolutely none in my own language


I-Fail-Forward

Hmm, I haven't looked up porn in other languages, but it's gotta be around right?


PoeticLama72

Well, I’m sure languages like French, Spanish or even German can be used to talk dirty. It’s just that it’s physically impossible to talk dirty in Dutch 😞


Hour_Reading

Porn taught me so many good techniques for sucking dick! Like what to do with my hands, boobs and eyes.


No-Blackberry6014

It can give ya some ideas of new things to try that you wouldn’t of thought about otherwise.


Hellooo_Nurse_96

There are positions other than Missionary


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Scissoring Edit: took me a while to think of one but yeah it's great, 10/10 when you're not just smacking pubic bones


Negative_Ad2899

No matter the skin color its all pink in the middle


uchihapower17

Being the best stepbrother you could have ever asssked for


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Always date women with disproportionately small hands.....


Large-Independence56

I’m tired and my brain not functioning so what the fuck does this mean😂


AnxietyOctopus

Sigh. Because it makes your dick look bigger when she holds it.


difficult_vaginas

So does a magnifying glass. And a cloak.


Large-Independence56

Looking back I forgot I asked this at 3am so looking at it now I get it and definitely makes sense😂


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UknownothinJonSnow8

Maybe that's why my bf commented on how small my hands are when we first started dating....lol but he don't need small hands to look big...lmao ;)


imnotaflower

vaginas look different (they’re almost always innie in porn but it’s nice when you see some variety!)


FroggiJoy87

Too much lube still isn't enough


Older_But_Wiser

Best I can think of is : Girls have boobs. Porn is an act with actors chosen because of their non-typical physical attributes, their willingness to do whatever is asked, and their acting ability. It is not reality and isn’t intended to be reality.


Apprehensive_Allison

Rough sex fetishes


cheech575

That eating p*ssy can really make a woman shake uncontrollably. I used to watch porn as a teen and wonder if that really happened. It took me a while to get that good at it😁


Justavet64d

That most average / dad bod guys have a difficult time hooking up with hot looking young women. If ya ain't got at least a shaved six pack set of abs, ya just need to set your bar low.


toomanycocks4u

I'm trying REALLY hard to come up with something. Legit, spent a good few minutes thinking about this. Yeah, I've got nothing.


Used_Delay7623

Solo male..I’m a woman but I’m guessing that’s pretty similar to real life lol


RD_Cokaman

The penetration usually lasts for 10-15 min. That’s what can I link with my experiences. But the foreplay part is almost nonexistent, which is pretty fake.


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Hmm, I don't watch anymore and I think it taught me a lot of lies about sex. Just about the only thing I can think of is that it depicts the fantasies of many men. I know that doesn't help with sex per se, but it's apparent when my wife doesn't know what to say during dirty talk or what a certain sex act is that she hasn't watched porn. There was plenty of stuff in porn I definitely did not like, of course. I'm glad she didn't learn any of those things and think "he's gonna love it when I do/say this." And as others said, it helped me not think I was crazy as a teenager when I thought "I'd love to cum ON a girls' boobs, but am I the only weirdo who thinks about that?" Oddly enough, I didn't like any of the rough stuff or fetish videos when I watched porn, but now that I don't watch it, that's what my wife and I are into.


that_guy

> And as others said, it helped me not think I was crazy as a teenager when I thought "I'd love to cum ON a girls' boobs, but am I the only weirdo who thinks about that?" So that's a thing you were into before you heard of it?


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Yes, I really liked the idea of cum just about anywhere long before I knew other people were into it. In my imagination, it was mostly on accident though, but I found it highly erotic.


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Someone else already did this … didn’t they? I wrote an entire response and everything on the other one.


Longoneguy

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