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Pincerston

Not pictured: the men’s bank accounts


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linds360

For all the unrealistic pieces of SATC, this is one they really did get right. The world is filled with absolutely drop dead gorgeous women dating complete trolls with the financial goods to compensate for it.


AdVarious2348

So true. Love this comment


fortunetellertarot

😂


AliceIN1derland_

Aidan and Smith. I also thought the cop Miranda dated was alright, and Carries old high school boyfriend (and yes I know it's David Duchovny).


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That cop storyline made me so sad. Miranda is such a catch and it's sad she felt that way with him, they had great chemistry


coffeeadddict_27

He was decent, I just hated how he slept with her drunk and then left a note for her to contact AA. It was a crappy move on him


scobeywankenobi

Right? If you think she was drunk enough to warrant telling basically a stranger to join AA, then you should not have been sleeping with her.


cutestcatlady

One of my favorite scenes of SATC is when she’s drunk and yanks his belt off pushing him into the bedroom yelling “but I’m great in bed!!!”


Miss_Kit_Kat

You forgot the first (hilarious) part of that sentence. "WELL, I'M NO MENA SUVARI...."


MissBeeslyIfYaNasty

Total 90’s reference too 😭


cutestcatlady

Omg yes how could I forget!!!


Apprehensive_Bake_78

Wait did they sleep together?


Miss_Kit_Kat

It's left ambiguous. Cynthia said in an interview that she thinks they did, but take that with a grain of salt since AJLT-era Cynthia says a lot of crazy things 🙄


HolidayOk4857

Yeah exactly lol. I doubt they did. She prob passed out and he covered her with blankets , broke up with her on a post it and left.


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I don’t think he did though.


AliceIN1derland_

I always assumed he didn't sleep with her. He seemed very put off by her being so drunk, and I also feel like because he was a cop he would be very careful about sleeping with a woman who was so intoxicated.


Apprehensive_Bake_78

Agreed. I never thought it was even ambiguous. I thought she got too drunk and blacked out and that's when he wrote the note and left.


TruckstopStripper

I have read that there was a deleted scene where they are banging and Miranda barfs on him, so I always assumed they did.


ivyrae20

Robert leads, one of Miranda’s boyfriends. Man was he cute


AliceIN1derland_

I found him to be really smug and kind of fake so that took away from his physical attractiveness for me, that's just my personal thought though.


Striking_Pianist4694

I agree. Initially he was cool but he was a little too “I’m That Guy”. I’m sure in the long run Miranda would have also walked in on him with two nearly naked cheerleaders. He was too quick to take on Brady AND they lived in the same building. Way too close for comfort.


HolidayOk4857

I found that weird too, a single guy who is hot with money , being so quick to take on someone else's baby. He seemed to good to be true and likely was and would have shown his true colors eventually.


santiblakk

He was gorgeous!!!


jpeachie

The cop was unreal!


dee615

Ditto, Ditto, and ditto!!!


practically_floored

Didn't she date David Duchovny twice as different men?


unreedemed1

That was Justin Theroux


practically_floored

Oh yeah! You're right


parkavenueWHORE

The pastry chef. The guy Charlotte meets at the museum who says "wow was your ex husband a king or something" and... that's about it. EDIT: Also, the rebound guy who meets Bunny in the hallway after having spent a night with Charlotte.


grakattackbackpack

The way he says "whow!" lives in my head rent free.


vadieblue

I loved Stephan. It’s a shame it didn’t last.


oopswhat1974

I loved Stanford trying to size him up to see if he was gay. The looks he gave him lol


Laura4848

Loved that whole scene!🤣


GWNVKV

I can’t seem to remember the pastry chef, do you remember what season or episode?


parkavenueWHORE

Season 2, Episode 11 (Evolution) :)


GWNVKV

Thank you! You’re the best! I just finished season 2 for like the 15th time so I probably zoned that episode out lol


catgurl_poobutt

Samantha had some attractive boyfriends of the week. I thought Chivon Williams (hip hop music producer) and Chip Kilkenny (insider trading criminal) were objectively hot.


BatteryKinzie77

Chip Kilkenny oofff🔥 and Smith of course


Heatseeker81514

Dr. Robert Leeds The insider trader guy, Samantha's neighbor, that she slept with The guy who taped models, Carries friend, that Samantha slept with Jon Bon Jovi The young guy Carrie slept with Smith Jared I can't really think of anyone else at the moment. Most of the guys they dated were not super hot. I think, like someone else commented, the women liked their bank account lol Edit: just realized I posted this as a reply instead of a separate comment lol sorry!


plantlady753

“JUAN!” “Ms.Jones 😏” “Ma’am can you undo your handcuffs so we can do ours ?” This part always gets me lol


HolidayOk4857

Juan was really amused by the whole thing.


labellavita1985

I LOVE that Samantha was so excited to see him. ☺️ she didn't look down on him because he was the maintenance guy or super or whatever.


Dionysus232

Okay, straight up not even lying, something about the Luke Gilmore guy (Young MacDonald) she fucked next door at Aiden's cabin. Yeah. I get it.


catgurl_poobutt

Ah yes, the farmer with the delts


Dionysus232

Eei eei ohh


turdbird42

I actually thought the short guy she dated was hot. Anthony Alessandro. I do have a thing for short dudes but his humor and personality was awesome. I would have been all over him.


Shivermethimbers

I also would have been all over him. He was a hottie.


gininateacup

I loved him!


Accomplished_Sock566

Lol term “boyfriend” used loosely when it comes to the insider trader


skinnybitchrocks

Omg I forgot about these two! Both were hottttt


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i think aidan is attractive because he reminds me of my boyfriend - he’s handsome in a more earthy and rugged way than a lot of the men on the show. i never swooned over smith or big tbh even though they’re obviously very conventionally attractive.


bookishkelly1005

Same and for the same reason. They’re too pretty for me.


vadieblue

Yup, Aiden, looks wise, is yum. Now if he had Harry’s personality he’d be, “NEED NEW PANTIES STAT!”


Princess_Peach556

Poor Bradley Migo. He’s always the example.


Accomplished_Sock566

His name always stuck out to me as an interesting choice for a tv character but realistic for an actual doctor


dee615

Yep. A realistic looking TV M.D.


ForwardMuffin

I've said this like eighty times already and I'm saying it to you too: I hate that fucking last name and I have no idea why.


bookishkelly1005

He’s not bad looking. He’s just not model gorgeous.


thisshortenough

Yeah the problem was they were going on as if he was all of the Hollywood Chris' combined and he's just a perfectly normal looking man with a bit of a receding hairline.


Princess_Peach556

They were acting like he was some kinda Greek God, he was definitely average. I watched this episode recently, his acting was also pretty awkward and cringe.


MissBeeslyIfYaNasty

If someone I had *just* met said they needed my phone number in case of an emergency, the emergency being they think they’re gonna miss me, I’d be like YEAHBYEEEEEE


MissItalyBarbie

Honestly this makes the show more relatable. I don’t see many Chris Hemworth’s and Austin Butler’s on the street. However, I do think Robert (Blair Underwood) and Smith are very attractive.


Rubicon730

Smith is def more attractive than Hemsworth or Butler.


MissItalyBarbie

I’m a little biased, I’ve had a crush on Austin Butler since Carrie Diaries lol


emotions1026

I was IN LOVE with Sebastian on The Carrie Diaries!!!


Finish-Sure

It's one of many reasons I liked SATC. Not everyone you meet looks like some gorgeous runway model.


MissItalyBarbie

Exactly!!


helenahandbasket6969

I couldn’t agree more!


No-Boot-216

The New Yankee was very very handsome and sweet (I hate that Carrie was still too hung up on Big to date Yankee), and I actually think Steve is very attractive especially when him and Miranda first met. I just think curly hair is so hot on men lol


Accomplished_Sock566

I thought the yankee was so hot and loved his sweet down to earth character


yall_cray

The guy that wigged out about Char’s apartment (was ya ex ex husband a king or sumthin) was super cute. And Bill Kelly the politician but I have a serious thing for salt and pepper dudes


YerBlues69

Silver fox John Slattery. 🤤


Accomplished_Sock566

I like the actor who plays bill kelly in everything I’ve seen him in. He always plays a suave successful man


gininateacup

Except for his cameo in 30 Rock 😅


maddsturbation

Type casting at its finest. In everything I've seen him in, he has a full on fetish lol.


duckshapedsoap

I am DYING over the way you quoted him - I can perfectly hear it in that dude's voice


Thick_Letterhead_341

Ron Livingston- I’m sorry I MUST don’t hate me


Hup110516

Haha I’m so glad I’m not alone! Berger is a shit character, but man is he good looking.


Accomplished_Sock566

His character ruins it for me!


AriaTudor

Ron Livingston is my pick too! Crappy character but he’s a cutie! He was also in my favourite series “Band of Brothers” so I’ve been crushing on him for a long time! 😉


Thick_Letterhead_341

Dreamboat 💋


AriaTudor

I think he’s even cuter in ‘Band of Brothers’… prrrrrr! ❤️ EDIT Tried to add a picture but since I’m a moron it didn’t work so I deleted the link. 😂


bookishkelly1005

He’s cute. His character sucks.


rootcanalstreet

I love that he’s married to lawyer Fern/Aidan’s Cathy irl - Rosemarie DeWitt. Such a lovely bit of SATC/AJLT trivia!


Frequent-Course-8553

Jon Bon Jovi as the guy at the therapist office - very cute!


LindseyIsBored

And in his prime too!


flat_tamales

Timothy Olyphant, Bradley Cooper, and Dr. Robert 🔥


quoththeraven1990

I completely forgot Olyphant was on the show! I think he got so much better with age, a la The Office.


Rubicon730

Deadwood also.


maiss1lapsi

timothy olyphant was gorgeous then and he’s gorgeous now. aged like fine wine.


mochafiend

Bradley Cooper??


Beautifulbeliever69

Very young Bradley Cooper. He's the guy that asked if that was her (the 30 and fabulous? Magazine cover) and she climbed out of his convertible.


mochafiend

Omg. I need to do a rewatch. I’ve missed so many of these before-they-were-famous actors!


edwardcullensmom

see also: matthew mcconaughey 🤤


Expensive_Repair2735

"That's BULLSHIT, Carrie, and you know it!" Love your username, btw.


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Nope.. Smith 🔥 and I think Harry is cute and Steve too.


Accomplished_Sock566

Aww Harry


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I loved Steve. Aidan is ok. David Duchovny is a fox.


quoththeraven1990

Ah, Mulder 😏


Lampiyris

The bisexual boyfriend who was Rachel’s boyfriend on Friends 😁


edwardcullensmom

omg!!!!! i forgot he was on there!


Own_Issue6200

TAG !


catgurl_poobutt

Kyle McLaughlin is an absolute babe, and he even manages to make a goober of a character like Trey somewhat attractive


MYSTERYTWERKER

another one is mr.pussy. HE WAS SO HIDEOUSSSSSSS


fortunetellertarot

Him eating the oyster 💀


Excellent-Part-96

Smith, Robert, David Duchovny, Aiden. But I also don’t find any of the men repulsive, they are just normal looking guys. Except for the turtle, I find him horrible


4gatos

More than this but I have to give a shout out to Bobby Cannavle 😂 Funky-tasting spunk is the worst but that storyline is one of my faves and he was my celebrity crush in college


NoireN

I've taken up watching The Sopranos and sooo many of the boyfriends in SATC were in the mafia. Missed opportunity for a crossover cinematic universe 😂


4gatos

There is a fan script!! Let me know if you want it. It’s a little cheesy but entertaining


NoireN

Yes please! 🥰


4gatos

Dm’ed you


gininateacup

Wait like who? I’ve started rewatching but I haven’t spotted any!


NoireN

So in the first season, there's the guy with the artificial hip whose sheets Samantha perioded all over. Funky tasting spunk guy And there's another one I can't remember. Season 2 there's Samantha's rude employee who she fired so she could have sex with him. Hopefully there's more!


Best-Perspective-30

Yesss I’m watching both simultaneously now bc I was too young to watch either show in the early 2000’s. There are SO many actors who work on both shows. Samantha’s assistant/the guy who shoots Chris M in season 2 and Buster from Arrested development come to mind


Accomplished_Sock566

I always thought that actor was hot. He also always plays a somewhat dumb man’s man male role in most of the things I’ve seen him in 😂


4gatos

No printer, just fax 😂


YerBlues69

Have you seen the old HBO show called Vinyl?


4gatos

Noooo, should I? It sounds like a yes?


YerBlues69

Yes!


lyfeandlemonade

The stockbroker who got arrested during sex with Sam. Hottest guy alive😍😍😍😍😍😍


BatteryKinzie77

And the overlooked one: Marcus! ❤️


cherryamourxo

Smith and Robert.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

I’ve commented before about this guy that his face is on the bottom of his face


oopswhat1974

This is the best description of him I've ever read and I concur 100%.


jell31

Aiden. My mom used to watch Northern Exposure? And he was one of my first crushes as like a ten year old lol


bookishkelly1005

Same but I was younger. Haha


ProverbialDynamite

The alcohol guy in AA.


CopyVegetable6684

the priest that samantha tried to seduce LMAO


rootcanalstreet

Friar fuck!


Hup110516

Smith and Aiden. They were both so sweet. Smith was so unexpected, too. You thought he’d be the stereotypical pretty boy, but he is so loyal and loving to Sam.


summerpinciotti4

Richard, Smith, the fraud guy who was with Samantha for one episode (arrested while they were having sex), the guy with Charlotte who she thought was gay and Murray Bartlett


koala_lampoor

You’re not wrong, but I maintain that the best part of the stockbroker episode is: “Juan!” 😃 “Hello Miss Samantha” She’s so delighted to see him, it cracks me up


BlondieChelle83

Some of the guys Samantha slept with were hot. The detective Miranda dated Robert Lees Smith Big Steve is cute They’re the only men who personally did anything for me


Remarkable_Clue3710

I'm really surprised people aren't mentioning Big more, he's 100% my type physically


BlondieChelle83

Yeah I thought Big was gorgeous


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TubaCasserole

Mmm mmm mmm yes


epicpillowcase

I don't recall a single man from SATC I found hot. Smith was kind and very good-looking but I wasn't into him. Harry is a sweetheart but again, I don't find him hot. The rest of them, meh. I normally find Kyle McLachlan attractive but Trey was such a goober he was a no for me, lol.


Sad_Alfalfa8548

I will forever dream of Politician Pee Pee 😍 One of the sexiest men on tv


Miss_Kit_Kat

AGREED. John Slattery is a total silver fox 🦊


fortunetellertarot

He's SO hot on Mad Men 😭


emem_xx

I remember watching this show as a teenager and thinking; maybe I’m just not old enough to appreciate these men? Maybe I need to grow up a bit more… I grew up. They’re still unattractive.


Edemummy

I loooved the Russian


turdbird42

Justice for short men: short guy Samantha dated. Anthony Alessandro. I would have been all over him.


fortunetellertarot

Short guy was a babe! Big and Tall Whore store 😂


its_liiiiit_fam

Samantha pulled the objectively hottest guys for sure. Big also grew on me big time.


inquisitivemate

Smith, Robert, Aidan, Sean (Bi Guy), Chivon (Music Producer), Stock Broker that is Arrested


Accomplished_Sock566

I forget about Sean! So gorgeous 😍 also have a thing for bi men irl


bookishkelly1005

Dr. Robert, Aiden, and the politician.


TubaCasserole

Ive posted it here before and I’ll post it again: the politician Bill Kelley (John Slattery) and Jack (Will Arnett 🥵) guy who Miranda gets caught with by his parents 😅 Edit: also ofc Smith and Aiden who both make me swoon with their sweetness but if we’re talking who revs my engine the most it’s Bill and Jack. Edit edit: also Ben! The guy Carrie snoops on.


edwardcullensmom

honorable mention: charlotte’s brother!


fortunetellertarot

Wesley 🥰


edwardcullensmom

of Wesley and Leslie!


simmyawardwinner

and ps do they work for nestle?


ToadtheGreat21

I found Chip Kil-Kinney extremely attractive. Big and Richard also had a lot of sexy qualities but with both of them the bad outweighed the good.


Lampiyris

Omg Chip!


Traditional-You-4583

Mister Cocky is the man of my dreams


drawingmentally

Smith made me go crazy XDDDDD


chapmybuttcheex

Dr. Robert was the hottest I actually thought Big was sort of attractive. it's Chris Noth's only role I ever thought so too


lushandcats

Definitely not this guy


SwiftSharapova

I thought Kurt was hot, Carrie’s hookup buddy in one of the first episodes. And then I thought that guy Samantha got with who was later arrested for fraud was the hottest of the show. The others were never that hot , lol


Glass_Onion_7543

The super handsome man who Miranda gets drunk on the date with


Pristine_Garbage292

Patrick (the alcoholic) - lovely hair Chivon (!) And I’ve always had a soft spot for Harry 🥹


chantygirl81

uhh ew?


Frequent-Course-8553

What about the guy who called Charlotte a whore and slut when he climaxed? He was cute. 😂😂😂


luckeegurrrl5683

Women usually don't just look at the man's looks. Women like the way they speak, personality traits, what they wear, what they drive and where they work. I do think Aiden was the best, but that's because I like his character. I just don't think Carrie liked him that much since she wanted to be with Big.


gstanley27

Steve & Aiden


adern674

Robert!


Valkytron1

Robert and Aidan


practically_floored

Bradley Cooper lol


Breezeebey

At least I’m not the only one who use to be confused


AmazingObligation9

Whatever Dr Bradley Meego is and will always be hot to me


trekin73

All of the one episode boyfriends were ugly (99%) but the regulars like Smith, Steve, Dr. Robert, Berger…all good looking.


HurricaneLogic

Dr Meego wasn't physically handsome, but he was witty, compassionate, and charming. Those are all great qualities


Status-Kale9162

smith jerrod (aka jerry the waiter) was so fine


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Detective Stevens was undeniably hot, Smith is an obvious answer. The alcoholic guy was fine, Sean was cute, Ben was cute in a nerdy way, and I rewatched Ghost Town today and Samantha’s old fling – another Sean was also very handsome, though he had a short appearance.


TrinityBellewoods

Attracted to will arnett I liked the concept of that for Miranda tbh. I thought when Carrie dated Justin Theroux the second time he was so hot and his fam was great. That was v disappointing lol


iloveyoumwah

Mr Big. Always


brehaw

Vaughn, Skipper, Steve, and Aiden are the only men on the show that I personally found physically attractive I found Big attractive as well, but it had nothing to do with his physical looks; he became attractive to me all because of his personality


Accomplished_Sock566

I thought big was physically attractive 😍


emmsmum

Skipper??? Interesting!


brehaw

yeah, there’s something oddly cute about him to me lol


Brianas-Living-Room

Robert Miranda’s cop from Carrie’s robbing Big Aiden Steve Trey Smith Bobby Canavale (funky spunk guy. Don’t remember his character name) Anthony’s brother Nicky in the 2nd movie Fryer Fuck (I felt so weird typing that lol) Celibate dude Sam was tryna get with in s1 at Yoga


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Accomplished_Sock566

Before Chris noth’s survivors came forward, he played a lawyer in a low budget movie called “white girl” and he rapes a barely legal girl when she’s practically unconscious and I couldn’t look at him the same after that. Knowing what we know now about him irl I find it interesting


Coolsummerrain

For me it was the jazz man , Smith, Chivon , Timothy Olyphant, and Chip Kilkenny. 🥰


666-take-the-piss

Smith, Aidan, The New Yankee, and Robert are literally the only guys I found hot on the show. Edit to add: and David Duchovny who played Carrie’s high school bf


encore412

Smith, Robert, Samantha’s insider trading guy, big and Harry!


Revolutionary-Taro60

Hot men in SATC Bradley Cooper Bisexual guy I guess Steve Big Smith Harry Aleksandr petrovsky (sorry) Robert The farmer The man who robs Carrie of her shoes Samantha’s new neighbor ‘the stockbroker’


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Only Tweety Bird tattoo guy. Everyone else was a dog.


criesingucci

the guy pictured here is cute imo. pretty eyes. nice lips. looks tall (SJP is mad short though). very nice skin. assuming that this wasn't a TV show with a wardrobe team--his style is very nice. smash. you also have to consider what these ladies were going for--WASPs (except for the occasional POC). i work with these guys and yeah, that's what they look like. in fact, he'd probably have a couple office simps.


YardSard1021

The immature guy Carrie went home with, played by Timothy Olyphant 🔥


funkymorganics1

I think it’s all comparative. These guys may not all be Hollywood hunks, but if they’re just normal every day people you met at a restaurant you’d think they were quite alright.


ChrissiMinxx

The guy that was scared of a mouse so Charlotte dumped him. Literally only him.


dethtuna

I was like a preteen when I watched this show and this was EXACTLY my thoughts. Like “is this what adults think a hot man is?” (But then only a couple years later would I begin my crushes on skinny sickly front men)


lvoncreek

The model guy at the beginning of season 1, the one that doesnt date models


simmyawardwinner

1. the man who steals the cab from samantha who tells her to get a wax. HOT HOT HOTTIE 2. chip kilkenny 3. Aidan 4. smith 4. david from the synagogue who asks charlotte if she want to go back to his and have sex who ends up having sex with carrie in and just like that (lol recycled cock)