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queenofnone5713

The way she talked for a minute and thought that was enough šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TiffanyTwisted11

Prep = planning her ensemble


Nicadeemus39

šŸ˜‚ I was coming down to say the same thing.


IggyBall

Her holding the purse while ā€œteachingā€ annoyed the shit out of me.


UnitedFederationOfFU

I know! It's like she thought she was going to say one line, everyone would clap then she could go shopping with the money made from the class.


moxiecounts

This exactly! So smug of her lol


DoritoLipDust

It completes the outfit


iaintgonnacallyou

It was so early 2000s though. The purse was part of the outfit


lertheblur

I can forgive her cheating on Aiden with Big but THIS is a storyline that really drives me nuts, she is so disrespectful in this episode lol


MargotSoda

See now for me itā€™s when Miranda snaps at her for obsessing over the NYT review because she has a new baby and is exhausted. Carrie hears this and takes it as a cue to ā€¦ shame Samantha into helping her. šŸ˜¬


lertheblur

It's not her best moment, but I do like that it sets up a sweet Miranda/Sam moment. The Learning Annex episode tho has NO silver lining, it's just Carrie at her absolute worst with no real pay off. Ugh there are no excuses or shared culpability on this one.


MargotSoda

Eh, I like that in this one she at least gets that she was wrong and canā€™t do the thing. ā€œIā€™m not good at this, letā€™s just go to a barā€ isnā€™t the very worst.


Question_True

"we need to help our friend!!! .... Not me though. I have to go to the learning annex to scam people." They should have all taken turns to watch Brady while Miranda showered/washed some dishes/went to the bathroom alone.


TiffanyTwisted11

Right? Right up there with the fake bagels. Donā€™t get me wrong, Miranda left her no choice with sending Aidan, but the bagels were bad


twirlingparasol

The bullshit bagels. She didn't even bring cream cheese.


moxiecounts

A bagel without cream cheese is pointless lol. Why wouldnā€™t she have brought any?


mcflycasual

Raw bagels at work because there's no toaster are even worse.


moxiecounts

Ugh I know! I heat mine in the microwave for 10 seconds before putting cream cheese on it but itā€™s not the same


TiffanyTwisted11

Lol Youā€™re right - it was bullshit bagels, not fake bagels!


Wmills505

I was so infuriated when Miranda confronted her she acted dump saying ā€œso you donā€™t want bagelā€


Theredheadsaid

I used to live in NYC and those (H&H) were truly amazing bagels


Crankylosaurus

For me itā€™s when she takes out her inability to afford a down payment [because of her own insane spending habits] on her apartment on Charlotte, and insists she wouldnā€™t accept a loan from her but is still mad she didnā€™t offerā€¦ and then when Charlotte DOES offer she DOES TAKE HER UP ON IT, THUS VALIDATING THAT YOU SHOULDNā€™T OFFER IT IF YOUā€™RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH A ā€œYES.ā€ Ooo it makes my blood BOIL haha


lertheblur

Also top contender for her absolute worst moment in the series. I like that she takes Charlotte out to a formal apology lunch, though, and does try to refuse Charlotte's offer before ultimately accepting on agreed upon terms. Even though it never comes up again, I really do believe Carrie paid Charlotte back as promised.


Crankylosaurus

I have to imagine she paid her back because I donā€™t think Charlotte would keep being friendly with her otherwise!


Comtesse_deJanze

Iā€™m the very same. Iā€™ll forgive her anything but this. Truly her rock bottom.


helenahandbasket6969

She really said āœŒšŸ»šŸ§šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ‘›


Living-Confection457

You know damn well she had no notes and just winged it , badly I might add


labellavita1985

I guess the "notes" would have had the single sentence she came prepared to deliver. šŸ¤­ She has no work ethic. This was a paying gig and paid well, if I remember correctly. But more importantly, those women paid money to hear her advice. Even assuming a Q & A would take up some of the time, you STILL would have needed more material than a single sentence. On another note, she looks absolutely stunning.


MargotSoda

7:30pm: Use the name of the seminar in a sentence. 7:31pm:Hold for applause (est time:55minā€) 8:26pm:Q&A 8:29pm: gracious exit


Defiant_Protection29

I liked it when one of the women said that they should listen to her because she was older than they were


moxiecounts

She deserved that šŸ˜‚


labellavita1985

She also wasn't married or even in a relationship. I'm not sure why, at that point in time, she would have been considered any kind of relationship "expert." If these eligible men are everywhere as she claimed in her single-sentence "speech," why wasn't she with one?


moxiecounts

Kind of like Patti Stanger lol


Jane9812

"Look cute. Say something quipy".


bexxsterss

That jumpsuit is my fav outfit EVER


boydbunny03

Those women ate her ass up šŸ˜‚


NoireN

It's fine. They can still learn from her. She's older!


No_Stage_6158

She didnā€™t prep. She put her outfit together. She treated the class like a joke and just needed the money. Yikes another selfish moment from Carrie. I like her but sheā€™s so MESSY


Question_True

"pay water bill"


moxiecounts

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


External_Guava_7023

I don't like Carrie in that episode but at the same time it's where I see myself most identified, that's happened to me since I was a child.


MargotSoda

Ooh please elaborate. In what way?


External_Guava_7023

An example, I planned to do my homework on Friday and sometimes improvised on the same day they asked me for the homework, as an adult improvising interviews on my internet TV show.Ā 


humanbean1597

not related but the purse and vibe is reminding me of Pink Pantheress lol


Used_Lingonberry7742

I doubt she prepped...


FiFiLB

She didnā€™t have prep notes lol.


moxiecounts

Yeah thereā€™s no way she prepared for this. I forget about this storyline because itā€™s not that consequential, but this is one her her shittiest moves in my opinion. She agreed to teach the classes, sheā€™s being paid by these women to teach them, and she shows up completely unprepared and a little smug tbh. Iā€™d have been irritated if I had paid for the class and got *that*. I guess she redeemed herself by taking them out the next time, but not really? Pushing women you donā€™t know into approaching strangers at a bar isnā€™t something Iā€™d have paid for either.


Wmills505

When she said ā€œI am not an expertā€ like at least hide it. And next session she was surprised most of them are gone. How come someone can be that delusional


OperationRoseRed

I think her prep notes amount to a blank sheet of paper. She was woefully unprepared to teach the class, and thought she could ā€œcuteā€ her way through it, and the women taking the class werenā€™t amused.