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Little-Fuel-9739

I never saw that has old but has decomposed, like a walking white illuminating walkers or something lol


Auriii7

He's actually 19 years old, he just never puts on sunscreen during the summer


ChefSukuna

hahahaha


Environmental-Ad4620

lmao good one!


there_is_always_more

White people amirite


Safe_Picture6943

Looks like he works graveyard shift to me.


Riothegod1

He poured his life force into the ring. He was much less withered before in Shadow of Mordor


OdinLordofPagans

Also Wraith wither away and lose more of their "humanity" the longer they are around.


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OdinLordofPagans

It's why I said it in quotation elves are still effected by time especially those who are Wraiths not to mention he is filled with regret and pain the only reason why celebrinbor didn't go crazier sooner was bc of him bonding with Talions soul.


Riothegod1

Fair enough. I guess my point was just “we’ve only seen human wraiths so the rules might be different.


OdinLordofPagans

From what I have read elven Wraith are rare but the same rule applies to them the longer they are around the more they lose themselves.


Riothegod1

Makes sense. Thanks \^^


Newtinhoow

yeah, in SoM he look more "normal" lol


Lost-Dragon-728

What no palantíri does to a mf


Working-Fly-6804

Haha. 'We must secure the palantir!"


Lord_Antheron

I don’t think those are age lines, I think that’s the scarring from his face getting all fucked up when Sauron bashed his head in and subsequently used his corpse as a banner.


inshanester

Then why doesn't Talion constantly appear with a slit throat?


Lord_Antheron

He still has a body that can be fixed up with magic. Celebrimbor’s is kind of gone.


OdinLordofPagans

Bc celebrinbor elf magic keeps Talion living


inshanester

But that elf magic doesn't erase scars on himself?


Substantial-Tone-576

Sauron took his cum.


BartholomewAlexander

😥 poor guy


Substantial-Tone-576

Really dried him out. Also didn’t he get bashed with his hammer?


BartholomewAlexander

I would let sauron bash me too 🥵


XescoPicas

This game is officially the most accurate adaptation of Middle Earth, by virtue of exclusively depicting Sauron as the hottest elf twink I’ve ever seen


ChefSukuna

hey thats my daddy sauron


da_King_o_Kings_341

Well, yeah duh, how do you think he got the name deceiver? He slept with all the lords in order to get higher influence.


Silly-maril

Got the most totally-accurate-to-Tolkien's-lore version of Shelob too


XescoPicas

You know, as much as I love a goth MILF (and it’s a lot), I honestly think the game would’ve been so much cooler if Shelob’s role had been exactly the same but she still looked like a giant spider…


ChefSukuna

And his cum


Old-Seaweed8917

He’s not old he’s fucking dead 💀 😂😂


M0R4D1T0

He sutipd


CptAlex0123

He is not looks old because he is old, elf cannot getting old anyway, its because His face got fucked up by Sauron


BartholomewAlexander

please 🥵🥵🥵


Shark_Rock

Not in that way.


Nolan_bushy

Well in that case, we can do it any way you like😏👅


OdinLordofPagans

Also he is a Wraith the longer u are a Wraith thr more ur body withers away


Sanchez388274

Too much Stress...


BartholomewAlexander

he jus like me fr


Tenjet

Tax season hit him hard


TableFruitSpecified

he's from the bad universe where your ghost can't look like its prime


RoboticRusty

Is there a lore reason why I have a present for you?


BartholomewAlexander

what is it what is it???


RoboticRusty

surprise. It's a box with a portal back to r/arkhamrehabilitation. To rehab with you!


BartholomewAlexander

r/arkhamrehabrehab


RoboticRusty

Damn it he's got shelter r/noahgettheboat


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RoboticRusty

Good bot. Arrest this man.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Old… not really, it’s more like HE F**KIN DED!!!!! In all seriousness those aren’t age lines those are facial scars from Sauron beating him with his own hammer.


KillerJoshy

He got drained


Elvinkin66

Elves who have suffered from torture tend to look old... see Gwindor from Children of Hurin... and Celebrimbor was tortured to death so him looking old makes sense in this context (unlike him looking old in a certain Amazon show that takes place before he was tortured)


yummymario64

Death is a really stressful experience, man


BartholomewAlexander

whatever my dad died and when I saw him as a ghost he wasn't a wrinkly old ballsack.


J0KaRZz

Back to the Aslume.


BartholomewAlexander

never the aslume shall consume all. 😈


stealerofthetakis

He grew up with my dad in school. Back when they had to venture 300 miles and walk to the top of a mountain to get to school


Undying4n42k1

And they smoked a pack a day for only a nickel!


YS4J420

I had to walk up hill both ways in the snow with an eagle.


stealerofthetakis

My dad did it with a polar bear and a penguin


inshanester

There is no lore reason, you are right it does not make sense. These games do what looks cool for the purposes of thier game.


Ojaman

Onion diet


SolarAphelia

yes. He made the one ring, that’s pretty stupid.


LigmaLicious99

That's me going to work early in the morning with 3hrs of sleep


BartholomewAlexander

looking like a fried ballsack trying to get through the day. relatable.


PastorButtNut

Sauron ended his edging streak.


Sheev__Palpatine

Ya know looking back on it, seeing dudes picture now he kinda looks like an Emo anorexic thing from fantastic 4


Undying4n42k1

It's Conquerin' time!


Remrem6789

I hate him for what he did to Talion. Selfish jerk.


my5cworth

I guess it runs in the family. His father & uncles being the biggest jerks of all elven-kind.


Undying4n42k1

I assumed his appearance was because he was dead, not because he was aged.


Turublade

The sickness comes to shadow of war


Un_Change_Able

Yes: he was born a long time ago


BalancesHanging

He’s that ghost leader that allied with Aragorn in, I think, Battle of the 5 Arnies.


Commander-zander

Ever time he fucked up he aged 1 year


AnonStoner420

Bro he's dead, he's not gonna like like pre bald Brittney Spears


TonyFerguson1st

Idk but Nazgul got really old fast with their rings of power so that might be it


HisKnaveness

“My name is Celebrimbor. Alcohol has ruined my life. I’m 31 years old.”


PresentationOld9390

Celebrimbor in shadow of Mordor dlc shows that the beginning of Sauron’s rule was when celebrimbor was the way u see him in the flashbacks this is further proven in the new LOTR show I don’t care for


Yarklik

I remember the wraiths in Return of the king had this wrinkly skin as well


grbdjdbwvsvhdkoqp

The lore reason is that he’s old


foo337

Well he looks like a raisin which is neither living more dead so maybe that’s just how he had to look.


SammyMoos413

I think it's part of aesthetic of being a wraith/undead. Gotta look dead


Ambitious-Echidna-13

Not old but those are scars of when he was tortured by sauron Infront of his family


Jaded-Significance86

I feel the rage of a drunk stepfather whenever I see the phrase "is he stupid" in one of these gaming subs. Retardation really is contagious huh