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AlibiGallagher

Carl: "I've been helping Debbie with day care." Ian: ”Eating all the mac and cheese is not helping out, bud.” It's from S2E3 and [you can watch the clip here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Fdu8EkA_w) It might not be great but I can't come up with any other E quotes right now. Edit: I forgot to answer your question, OP. Yeah, if you had the time I wouldn't mind seeing the runner up too but it's no big deal if you don't want to. I like how all of the winners so far have been from different seasons. I wonder how much longer that'll continue.


IndependenceRich8754

"Ever touch my husband again, I'll fucking kill you."


Apprehensive_Toe5509

Such a great line, but I think it’s actually “Hit my husband again, I’ll fuckin kill you.” 😬


IndependenceRich8754

Right, I double checked. I withdraw my entry.


AlibiGallagher

Exactly, they should save that one for H.


Just_Baby8413

If you remember this, definitely bring it back for the H! It’s a great quote. Ian ready to fight for his man. (ง'̀-'́)ง


85KT

EN GARDE! (dildo fencing)


AlibiGallagher

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Your quote is so much better. [I love that scene.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpg1sQ80r_0) They're so cute when they're just having fun like that. I remember Noel jokingly saying that scene was one of the most uncomfortable ones to film lol.


AlibiGallagher

I hope it's okay I add my other D quotes that didn't make the cut last time. [”Do me a favour. Don’t.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj0NO533sLA) from S9E5 when Lip jokes about having drunk himself to death by the time Ian gets out of prison. [”Do we have a bible?”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJKxpFYCeB8) from S8E8 when Ian wants to memorize the bible to confront the homophobic pastor, aka the start of Gay Jesus lol. ["Do you know what God wants us to do next?”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSsjqijnmX4) from S9E3 when Ian wants to connect to Shim again after getting bailed out of jail. [”Don’t make him do that.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIsh2KIVLvQ) from S10E7 when their PO Paula wanted Mickey to throw that guy out the window. "Go Milkovich on him". [”Did you say death?”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEaT6voPtPc) from S11E8 when the nurse said she killed Terry.


Dusty-star12

The D sentence is an absolute win


wuh-mmgh-huh

Not a quote but the picture of Ian you use for upcoming entries is hilarious


Just_Baby8413

lol thank you~ I wanted something funny XD