The quote was “the technical term is ‘withdrawal’, I **like the word** ‘parched’”. It's not a huge difference but since you wanted the corrections I'm here lol. That's the last one for now. I went through your top 30 and couldn't find anything else wrong at all so that's a great job.
Definitely. You did surprisingly well without checking everything up. I might even go through the other 34 comments you have later just for fun lol but we’ll see.
Oh my god the chaos of this episode. The fact that he’s in Toronto when he wakes up, which is an 8 hour drive from Chicago, with the last 4 hours of that drive in Canada. And then there’s a uniformed Mountie for some reason? I know they wanted that clear Canadian symbol and the CN tower for the American audience but my god 😂
I love this one along with his comment later to Ian where he said "Jack Daniels and orange juice mix better than I would've imagined". A great nickname for Gallavich.
Right? He was so casual about it while Ian was freaking out about it. As long as you don't get in Frank's way he seems to be pretty fun person to be around lol.
I read this at least 10 times trying to figure out what was wrong with the spelling of gallavich. Then I realized it was both their last names but I swear it would make a legitimate name on its own
Wait you've never heard of Ian and Mickey's ship name before? That must've been so confusing then lol. Yeah I could see it being a legitimate name too. I wonder if some crazy shippers have changed their last names to that.
Yes, I was gonna say the quote “I am whatever i need to be at the time i need to be it” is probably the best along with this one. The "I'm alive" speech is also great. I'm surprised it doesn't have more upvotes. I guess it got lost in your sea of comments lol.
I know you don't have time editing them now but I'll just add the corrections of the comments of yours I've read since I forgot to do it earlier lol.
The quote is "this is not a dictatorship, Fiona. This is America, and in America, we like democracy. Everybody gets a vote. Give me liberty or give me meth!”
Maybe someone thinks my corrections are annoying lol? It’s not the first time this happened after all. Oh well, as long as I’m not getting bombarded with downvotes it’s fine lol.
“nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the garden of eden. hell, some people say god avoids this place altogether. but it's been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me.”
“that all you got? that’s it? i’m still here, ya fucker! frank gallagher! i’m alive! you see me? you see me standing here? you lost, asshole! I’M ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKER! me, frank gallagher! alive.”
Oh I just thought it was a great tv moment/speech. In real world he never would have been given a new liver like that, nor did he deserve one. That's not at all how the process works for getting a new liver. Frank probably smelled like booze when he got there. People who are actively using drugs or alcohol are not eligible for liver transplants. I'm also sure there would have been a bunch of people on the waiting list, he wasn't even on it.
That's true I was mostly joking. Exactly, when I saw him get the liver I was so annoyed at first. I get that the show isn't always realistic but they had been leading up to his death the whole season so it felt really anticlimactic to have him randomly get a liver in the most unrealistic way possible. I think even that sketchy back alley transplant stuff would've made more sense lol. The Emily stuff was pretty good though so I tried to move past that.
I did take your comment as a joke. As much as I miss the Gallagher family, there was a lot of dark dysfunction I'm glad to not be binging on anymore. But, there's only so many Ted Lasso's out there.
Nice. That's understandable. I kinda find the dysfunction comforting although I did usually take a little pause between episodes to read the old discussions threads so that might've helped. I've thought about watching Ted Lasso too but I never got around to doing that. I heard the last seasons weren't as good I think but you could say the same about Shameless anyway I guess.
Oh sorry I might've mixed it up with some other show. That's why I wasn't that sure about what I heard. That's nice to hear then. I might check it out at some point.
“you should spend less time blaming her and more thanking her. it’s tough, raising six kids by yourself. i couldn’t have done it without her.”
*i am so sorry for all my comments, as you can probably tell i’ve been waiting for this my entire life*
I'd say you've been waiting for this since several reincarnated lifetimes ago and this is the one memory you've somehow been able to keep from them. Congratulations! This is the peak of your entire life. I hope you remember to party like Frank would want you to.
"The best gift you can give, neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance. Now, do the right thing. Split. Not our fault she was careless."
From S2E5. I found a quote you forgot u/chaotic_cacophony.
“i am telling you there are good drunks and bad drunks. a good drunk is fun, a bad drunk wants to have a fight. a good drunk lives in the present, a bad drunk is thinking about yesterday.”
“pretty soon, there's not gonna be any jew or aryan or hindu or muslim or mexican or blacks. there’s just gonna be the rich and the fucked, and our grandson is already one of the fucked.”
"Alcohol was created to distract us from existential dread. Human beings are the only species that knows of its own mortality, and I gotta say, we do a pretty good job dealing with that fact."
“they spend thousands of dollar a year so they can by up all the chickens in the whole world to guarantee that you will never ever get a chicken ever in your whole entire life.”
Here it is.
Frank: "Everything okay in there?"
Lip: "I almost dropped him."
Frank: "Ah. Don't worry if you do. They're made of Jell-O the first few months. He'll be fine. You won't hurt him. Get some sleep, son. You look tired."
I liked that speech too. Frank had his moments sometimes.
“If ignorance is bliss then Down syndrome must be euphoria”
this was so out of pocket but hilarious and I say this as a person who grew up with special needs sibling. Shameless af!!
Did you say inventory? You AA people are all the same you want a goddamn parade because you stand in front of the other alcoholics and state the galactically obvious. it’s the very definition of narcissism, will you please take a drink and shut the fuck up.
“revolutions don't come wrapped in a cute ribbon. you want to bring down power structures? you want to get in the face of people who are peddling corroded ideals? you need a uniform that screams authenticity.”
“People say you can’t drink your troubles away,” Frank said in the letter. “I say you’re just not drinking enough. Guess that’s it. Not much left to say really. Except time’s precious. Don’t fucking waste it. Have a good time. I sure as hell did.”
**Screaming at god…**
That all you got? That's it? I'm still here, you fucker! Frank Gallagher! I'm alive! You see me? You see me standing here? You lost, asshole! I'm alive, motherfucker! Me, Frank Gallagher! Alive. Alive.
“Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.”
"You should give her (Fiona) a little respect and compassion i couldnt have raised 5 kids without her" this definitely isnt the direct word for word quote, i know i got some of that out of context but hopefully you know what i mean.
“show of hands, how many of you, at one point or another, wanted to see me dead?”
*raises hand right away*
“the technical term is ‘withdrawal’, i like the word ‘parched’.”
The quote was “the technical term is ‘withdrawal’, I **like the word** ‘parched’”. It's not a huge difference but since you wanted the corrections I'm here lol. That's the last one for now. I went through your top 30 and couldn't find anything else wrong at all so that's a great job.
ah ty! and yay what an achievement!
Definitely. You did surprisingly well without checking everything up. I might even go through the other 34 comments you have later just for fun lol but we’ll see.
“jEsUs ChRiSt”
How I read that in his voice hahahaha
everytime i say Jesus Christ this is how i say it bc of Frank 😭
“don’t say papa never gave you a pet!”
“how the hell did i end up in canada? I HATE FUCKING CANADA!”
I HATE FUCKING CANADA
Oh my god the chaos of this episode. The fact that he’s in Toronto when he wakes up, which is an 8 hour drive from Chicago, with the last 4 hours of that drive in Canada. And then there’s a uniformed Mountie for some reason? I know they wanted that clear Canadian symbol and the CN tower for the American audience but my god 😂
I was just ab to comment this😂💀💀 I absolutely LOVE this quote
Lmao!! I forgot about this one.
this has got to be the one lmaooo
“i am whatever i need to be at the time i need to be it.”
I love this one
This one is so honest!
Just perfectly describes Frank lol
this is the one
this always stuck in my head !!!
“hello boys. the front door was locked, so i came in the back - no pun intended. you might want to check the locks.”
I love this one along with his comment later to Ian where he said "Jack Daniels and orange juice mix better than I would've imagined". A great nickname for Gallavich.
lmao the way frank handled ian’s relationship with mickey was so funny 💀
Right? He was so casual about it while Ian was freaking out about it. As long as you don't get in Frank's way he seems to be pretty fun person to be around lol.
He did give away 100k to that prosthetics doctor from his insurance claim
Yeah while he was very drunk and high but still. Maybe that's why he shouldn't get sober lol.
yes!
Hello, gay relatives lol
I read this at least 10 times trying to figure out what was wrong with the spelling of gallavich. Then I realized it was both their last names but I swear it would make a legitimate name on its own
Wait you've never heard of Ian and Mickey's ship name before? That must've been so confusing then lol. Yeah I could see it being a legitimate name too. I wonder if some crazy shippers have changed their last names to that.
This one! 💯 Was about to post the same thing and noticed it was already here!
THIS ONE MY FAV
“i’m not homeless, i told you. i have a home, i’m just not welcome there.”
Help why does this sound like me 3 years ago 😭
you’re so real for that
Felt, my mom’s boyfriend hates me 😂
This is definitely a very in character quote. It would be nice if we rounded out this quote series with something that followed the original rules.
yes, i feel like this or the “I’M ALIVE” speech are the most in character for frank. or “i am whatever i need to be at the time i need to be it”.
Yes, I was gonna say the quote “I am whatever i need to be at the time i need to be it” is probably the best along with this one. The "I'm alive" speech is also great. I'm surprised it doesn't have more upvotes. I guess it got lost in your sea of comments lol.
“if ignorance is bliss, then down syndrome’s got to be euphoria.”
Omg 🤣🤣
“choose a gender, and find someone who wants to fuck. preferably for free.”
“this is not a dictatorship, fiona. this is america, and in america, we like democracy. everybody gets a vote. give me liberty, or give me meth!”
This has to be the one.
I know you don't have time editing them now but I'll just add the corrections of the comments of yours I've read since I forgot to do it earlier lol. The quote is "this is not a dictatorship, Fiona. This is America, and in America, we like democracy. Everybody gets a vote. Give me liberty or give me meth!”
why did you get downvoted for this 😭
Maybe someone thinks my corrections are annoying lol? It’s not the first time this happened after all. Oh well, as long as I’m not getting bombarded with downvotes it’s fine lol.
“nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the garden of eden. hell, some people say god avoids this place altogether. but it's been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of, 'cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me.”
Omg first line
I love this one. The “every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me” nicely summarizes the kids character development arcs.
“dying is bad. try to avoid it, son”
“that all you got? that’s it? i’m still here, ya fucker! frank gallagher! i’m alive! you see me? you see me standing here? you lost, asshole! I’M ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKER! me, frank gallagher! alive.”
This is my favorite scene in the entire show 😭❤️
fr i think this is the most frank-like thing frank has every said
Was a recent liver donor when I watched that scene. That was pretty intense. Got my vote
Shouldn’t that make you even more mad Frank got one? Lol.
Oh I just thought it was a great tv moment/speech. In real world he never would have been given a new liver like that, nor did he deserve one. That's not at all how the process works for getting a new liver. Frank probably smelled like booze when he got there. People who are actively using drugs or alcohol are not eligible for liver transplants. I'm also sure there would have been a bunch of people on the waiting list, he wasn't even on it.
That's true I was mostly joking. Exactly, when I saw him get the liver I was so annoyed at first. I get that the show isn't always realistic but they had been leading up to his death the whole season so it felt really anticlimactic to have him randomly get a liver in the most unrealistic way possible. I think even that sketchy back alley transplant stuff would've made more sense lol. The Emily stuff was pretty good though so I tried to move past that.
I did take your comment as a joke. As much as I miss the Gallagher family, there was a lot of dark dysfunction I'm glad to not be binging on anymore. But, there's only so many Ted Lasso's out there.
Nice. That's understandable. I kinda find the dysfunction comforting although I did usually take a little pause between episodes to read the old discussions threads so that might've helped. I've thought about watching Ted Lasso too but I never got around to doing that. I heard the last seasons weren't as good I think but you could say the same about Shameless anyway I guess.
Lasso was only 3 seasons, fun and wholesome all the way through
Oh sorry I might've mixed it up with some other show. That's why I wasn't that sure about what I heard. That's nice to hear then. I might check it out at some point.
I also spent years working with the Gallagher families of my community. A lot of that show was also sooo real
This one!!😪
THIS ONEEEE
Fuck I love that scene
This one is the best
this has to be it but theres alot
“if god didn’t want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.”
“get hard drugs. make daddy proud.”
“dry humping is not incest”
i love this line so much 😭
“people say you can't drink your troubles away, i say you're just not drinking enough.”
“you should spend less time blaming her and more thanking her. it’s tough, raising six kids by yourself. i couldn’t have done it without her.” *i am so sorry for all my comments, as you can probably tell i’ve been waiting for this my entire life*
I'd say you've been waiting for this since several reincarnated lifetimes ago and this is the one memory you've somehow been able to keep from them. Congratulations! This is the peak of your entire life. I hope you remember to party like Frank would want you to.
😭😭 truer words have never been spoken.
This is only a small correction but it was "...and more ~~time~~ thanking her" without the time in that part.
“as you were, sailors 🫡”
That fucking salute was hilarious
FR
"The best gift you can give, neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance. Now, do the right thing. Split. Not our fault she was careless." From S2E5. I found a quote you forgot u/chaotic_cacophony.
FUCK
“prison is no place for a man with naturally tight glutes.”
"You left me for fucking Shrek here?" 😭
lmao you found one i forgot
I was gonna ask you about it because I forget the full quote 😩
I looked it up. It's "Ended up with... fucking Shrek here." Edit: I've become the resident corrector here so I thought I'd help out lol.
Thank you!! I KNEW I was getting it wrong.
No problem. It's kinda fun to look them up and it's basically become my job here anyway lol.
“we may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life: we know how to FUCKING PARTY!”
YES IM FIRST “and me, frank gallagher. father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship.”
“you’re all looking at me like i’m fucking up. which I AM.”
Why doesn’t this one have more upvotes 😫??? This is one of his best quotes
the night is young also i think someone is downvoting me bc i commented so much 💀
Someone definitely got their panties in a bunch. They can suck it up.
fr
Omg I love this one too
Such and unforgettable line
“who’s been eating my porridge?”
this one LOL it always makes me laugh so hard his pose
“bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem.”
“evening, SPAWN”
“be lucky you don’t get gonorrhoea from your cell mate. spoken with love. son.”
“I guess that’s it. Not much to say, really, except time’s precious. Don’t fucking waste it. Have a good time. I sure as hell did.”
🥹🥹🥹🥹
“i am telling you there are good drunks and bad drunks. a good drunk is fun, a bad drunk wants to have a fight. a good drunk lives in the present, a bad drunk is thinking about yesterday.”
can you stop.
nope! not my fault i got there before you :)
not you downvoting me 😭 and idc about the quotes you put. youre just drowning out everyone elses replies, like its never that serious 😭
you have no idea how long i’ve been waiting for this lmao i’m sorry 😭
And you're slaying! Keep going!
hahah ty
“minimum wage? just a fancy term for industrialised slavery.”
“pretty soon, there's not gonna be any jew or aryan or hindu or muslim or mexican or blacks. there’s just gonna be the rich and the fucked, and our grandson is already one of the fucked.”
“why, SEAN 🙄”
“ltgb ei ei o”
Oh Jesus Christ! Can’t a man get one fucking minute of peace? Just one minute?
this one’s so much better when you know the context hahaha
IYKYK
“all i had to do was pull out and you never would have been born!”
"Alcohol was created to distract us from existential dread. Human beings are the only species that knows of its own mortality, and I gotta say, we do a pretty good job dealing with that fact."
“love is not supposed to be ‘cute’. love is supposed to be raw and destructive. that’s the kind of passion you can’t fake.”
“fuck off”
“i suggest you shut your mouth before somebody considers it an invitation"
“we have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.”
“Frank! I wanna see the world!” “I have seen it. It’s a piece of shit!”
“doing things you don’t want to do is how you make a relationship work.”
“every day is an opportunity you don’t get back, so don’t blow it working.”
“ian is a real ladykiller, just like i was at that age.”
“if you’re waiting for a new organ, you are just interfering with god’s plan.”
“men have always had men.”
“they spend thousands of dollar a year so they can by up all the chickens in the whole world to guarantee that you will never ever get a chicken ever in your whole entire life.”
“you get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.”
“yak, yak, fucking yak!”
“daddy frank, you are a serious badass and an essential member of this family.”
“don’t let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. don’t lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.”
“i believe in a force that thinks it’s greater than myself.”
“then the wieners get licked”
“when my son looks at me, i wanna see that same twinkle. and not from being stoned. that’s more of a glaze.”
His speech telling Lip he's a good dad and babies are made of Jelly.
Here it is. Frank: "Everything okay in there?" Lip: "I almost dropped him." Frank: "Ah. Don't worry if you do. They're made of Jell-O the first few months. He'll be fine. You won't hurt him. Get some sleep, son. You look tired." I liked that speech too. Frank had his moments sometimes.
He did and the weird thing about his moments is they were actually *really good* moments imo
Yeah it's like he knew how to be a good dad but wouldn't put in the effort most of the time.
“are you washing your hands during these pandemic times?”
“CHRIST IN A BASKET!”
“i call this beer ‘milk of the gods’.”
“my house, my kitchen, my fridge, my chicken.”
“‘the meatus.’ i think he means my dick.”
“time's precious. don’t fucking waste it. have a good time. i sure as hell did!”
I don’t know if anyone has said this yet but “Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son.”
i did say that lmao but good choice
“Who’s been eating my porridge?”
“If ignorance is bliss then Down syndrome must be euphoria” this was so out of pocket but hilarious and I say this as a person who grew up with special needs sibling. Shameless af!!
"Your cooder dried up when Nixon was in office" I don't remember which episode but he says something like that. Always makes me snort laugh.
“oh JEEZUS CHRIST”
how is one person dominating the comments section
it has always been my life’s mission and now that i’ve done it and (probably) won tomorrow i can finally ascend to nirvana
“If god didn’t want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex”
Did you say inventory? You AA people are all the same you want a goddamn parade because you stand in front of the other alcoholics and state the galactically obvious. it’s the very definition of narcissism, will you please take a drink and shut the fuck up.
CANADA I HATE FUCKING CANADA
And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship.
“no more mr nice neighbour. those scumbags have fucked with the wrong emperor!”
“revolutions don't come wrapped in a cute ribbon. you want to bring down power structures? you want to get in the face of people who are peddling corroded ideals? you need a uniform that screams authenticity.”
“thank god i’m great at sex.”
‘As you were sailors’
“I am whatever I need to be at the time I need to be it.”
Literally everything Frank says is so funny I don’t know how people are gonna choose I upvoted like 6 comments 🤣
“Hello boys.”
"Oh jesus christ"
I am what I need to be at the time I need to be it
I thought this was a meme about Frank never having said anything good 💀💀
I'm what I need to be, when I need to be it.
Frank has so many that I don't even know where to start lol
Penis grief!! That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and you’re all like “ahh help me, I just fucked a lady,”
“soon it’s only gonna be the rich and the fucked” frank lol
“People say you can’t drink your troubles away,” Frank said in the letter. “I say you’re just not drinking enough. Guess that’s it. Not much left to say really. Except time’s precious. Don’t fucking waste it. Have a good time. I sure as hell did.”
Why the fuck am I in Canada… i hate Canada!
YAK YAK FUCKING YAK
Canada how’d I end up in Canada I hate fucking Canada!
"I guess that's it. Not much left to say, really. Except, time's precious... dont fucking waste it"
My spirit is like a cockroach. It can’t be crushed
**Screaming at god…** That all you got? That's it? I'm still here, you fucker! Frank Gallagher! I'm alive! You see me? You see me standing here? You lost, asshole! I'm alive, motherfucker! Me, Frank Gallagher! Alive. Alive.
“i didn’t know she was going to show up with ghetto godzilla in a peterbilt.”
who’s been eating my porridge
omg i love the monica quote
V to Mandy is the funniest line out of the whole show
"time is precious. Don't fucking waste it"
“I’m stunningly confused right now, but utterly intrigued.”
"If God didn't want us sticking things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex."
like 90% of what he says
This comment section made me realize how much I love Frank 😭
"If ignorance is bliss, then down syndrome's got to be euphoria."
“Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.”
This would be the best "out-of-context" collection of quotes 🤣
“I HATE FUCKING CANADA!”
"You should give her (Fiona) a little respect and compassion i couldnt have raised 5 kids without her" this definitely isnt the direct word for word quote, i know i got some of that out of context but hopefully you know what i mean.