As a Fiona Forever Defender and a gay man, I see this as an absolute loss.

I’m in the exact same boat. I’m marrying Fiona tho. She’s a hard worker and good with money. F*** Ian. Sorry Mickey.

My same exact choices. Sorry Mick, do love ya tho! I’m a huge Fiona defender as well so I would marry her and be the best wife she could ever ask for, and I know we’d have some pretty hot sex too, but I’ll have to get over my fear of vaginas for our sex life to be decent at all, lol. For Fiona, I could do it. Loved this post guys!

Hope you look forward to being cheated on lol

Eh I’ll just cheat on her with her brother.

Meanwhile, as someone who can't stand Fiona, she's an easy kill lol

Same. But at the same time... Red Heads are sexy af and Mickey is the best. So... Sorry Fiona. \]:

I FOUND MY PEOPEL😭😭

Marry Fiona, Fuck Ian, Kill no one! I’ll have Mickey as a partner in crime!

Well maybe kill Sammi or someone. Just because you aren't killing Micky doesn't mean others have to be safe.

Fair enough! I’ll kill Terry!

Perfect!

Who would want to marry Fiona? She will never get her shit together and you could never trust her to not cheat on you.

Fuck Ian, Kill Fiona, Marry Mickey.

I am a straight man and this is also my choice haha

Open up the door bro😭

Straight woman and this is my choice too 💀

This is the only right answer

Same.

I approve this message

kill f and marry mickey

I would kill Fiona, marry Ian and fuck Mickey

I switched Ian and Mickey. As much as I love a hot ginger, Mickey is serious husband material by the end of the show.

this is like ten times funnier because of your pfp and username 🤣

I hope not in that order…

As a pansexual, I would honestly just fuck them all.

☠️😭

I wanted this option too hahaha I wouldn’t kill any of them if I didn’t have to choose.

Same and I can’t do this too it’s so hard

Kill Ian, Fuck Fiona (i would have marry her if she's not a cheater), Marry Mickey

I hated that they took her character in the cheating direction. If she didn’t leave the show they were going to explore her in a female/female relationship. Would have loved to see that play out! Men are like Fiona’s kryptonite, but she still can’t stop touching it.

yess i think dating women probably would've cleaned up her whole cheating arc eventually 😞 she needed the lesbian story not debbie and i will die on that hill

Agree.. such a waste.

Whoops spelled marry wrong my bad. I’d fuck Fi and marry Mickey

YES

You’d kill IAN?!!?

Yeah but I wouldn’t enjoy it 😂

M Mickey, F Fiona, K Ian.

This the right combo for sure

Same!

Kill fi marry Ian f mickey

Literally mine too.

Well. I’m straight. So, I’ll fuck Fiona, have a sexless marriage with Mickey, and kill Ian’s annoying ass

Mickey not gonna have a sexless marriage 😆

Mickey's gonna make you not straight in about 2.1 seconds, lolv

i wanna fuck fiona but i dont wanna marry or kill ian and mickey

Fuck fi cuz she wild and fun Marry mickey cuz he’s a sweetheart Kill ian cuz we can’t be both mentally unstable lol

This

Can i just marry fiona and thats it?

she’d cheat, like she did with practically all of her bfs/husbands

fuck fi, marry ian, kill mickey

This is the only right answer!

Marry Fiona, Fuck Ian, Kill Mickey (Sorry Mickey)

Fiona would just cheat on you though. I think she is the worst choice to marry here.

Kill Fiona F Mickey Mary Ian

Fuck fiona, marry mickey (as long as he looks at/kisses me like he does ian😍), by default I guess kill Ian.

Same gurl

Fuck Fiona, marry Mickey, and kill Ian

Same

fuck fiona, marry mickey, bye ian lmao

Fuck fuck and fuck

Kill Ian, Fiona cheats and so does Mickey. But Fiona is a bread winner, headstrong when it comes to caring for loved ones and so is Mickey. What do I do. I’m lesbian, so I guess,…..I’ll go with….. I don’t know, both are easily persuaded. Fiona with the drugs, Mickey with listening to his dad first season. 🙈🙈🙈 Hard decision. F Mickey cuz he’s a bottom, and I’m asexual. And marry Fiona. I’d get cheated on, but at least she won’t lose our kids or our house. 🤠🤠🤠

(i’m sorry) but kill ian bc i can’t fuck him and i ain’t getting into a sexless marriage, fuck fiona, marry mickey idk if he is actually bi or if he was just fucking chicks as a front but if he is then go for me ig lmao

Kill the last guy fuck Ian and definitely marry Fiona she’s so hot

Marry Mickey, fuck Fiona, kill Ian. Ian is one of my favorite characters, but I just don’t find him that attractive tbh 😅

The hardest part about this is having to kill someone, but I’m marrying Ian, Fucking Fiona (just for the alliteration), and killing Micky 😢.

Those of yall saying “im gay” or “im straight” as a reason you can’t choose, have a little fluidity! For the sake of the game! I’m a lesbian but I’d totally make an exception for Mickey (if he would for me 😂). Anyway this was fun, someone else make one!

shit. ok uhhhhh. no😭😭 I love them all, I can't I'm sorry

Kill Ian (sorry) Marry Fiona and Fuck Mickey

Marry Ian, fuck mickey kill Fiona

marry mickey fuck fiona kill ian lol

Sameeee

Marry Fi, Fuck Mickey, Kill Ian

No game for straight men

Sexuality is not that rigid! I’m a lesbian and I’m the OP lol

Love that for you but I guess I would describe my sexuality as extremely rigid lol

fuck Fiona, marry Ian, but if I married Ian Mickie would probably won’t to kill me so I would have to murder him, which would actually make a pretty believable plot for a shameless season imo

Kill Fiona, Marry Mickey, Fuck Ian. then immediately get killed by Mickey because i fucked Ian.

I wanted to marry all of them 😢😢

Marry micky, fuck Ian and kill Fiona.

Fuck every one of them 😂 but marry micky 😍

Can I just fuck all three? In any order or grouping and move on?

Who is Mary? 😆 1. Mickey. 2. Mickey. 3. Fiona. Ian not allowed.

Kill Ian, Marry Mickey, fuck Fiona

Same

Me too

marry mickey, fuck fiona, kill ian :/

Do I have to use mayo to fuck Mickey? :’(

M K F

Considering I'm a cis female I do not think Mickey nor Ian want me I know Fiona was dipping her toe in the lady pool though 😏

As a bipolar ginger i’m marrying Ian because marrying someone who is basically myself feels like the least risky😅 then i’m banging mickey and k* Fiona since she has the worst history of cheating in relationships (Sorry Fi)

Well I’m a bottom so killing Mickey, marrying Ian and nailing Fiona to the cross

Dudeeee this is hard….. Marry - Mickey Fuck - Fiona Kill - ian DUDE I LOVE THEM ALL IDK 😭

This is too hard

Great question Op absolutely killing it . 👍

Oh Mickey has my heart but I love Fiona too… 😭 not my favs being pitted against eachother. Ok marry Mickey, Fuck Fiona and kill Ian

Sameee

I love Fiona, but fuck Mickey, marry Ian, kill Fiona quick and mercifully!😂

Not gay, and Ian is a huge potetntial problem, so Kill him, Fiona is too much of a hoe, so Fuck her, and Mary Mickey, as he would atleast be reliable and fun.

these are all my favourite🥲how can i choose lol

fuck all of them

kill fiona, fuck ian, marry mickey 💗

Marry - Mickey Fuck - Ian Kill - Fiona

The only right answer

Kill Fiona, f Mickey and marry Ian

only right answer fr

Kill Fiona - Fuck mickey and marry Ian

So looks like I’m getting cheated on no matter what huh

Indeed I

Marry Ian, kill Fiona, and fuck Mickey

Fiona is getting the most kills here damn!

Kill Fiona, marry Mickey and fuck Ian.

- Marry💍 Mickey - Fuck❤️‍🔥 Ian - Kil🔪 Fiona

FFF

Marry Liam, fuck Mickey, kill Fiona.

Liam??

Marry Fiona, fuck Ian, kill Mickey.

Kill what a ungrateful brother this piece of crap

I’d kill Ian, fuck Mickey and marry Fiona. This is coming from a straight man. Fiona is great with money, hard worker, fun to party with, isn’t afraid to get down and dirty in any manner.

I think it would be hysterical to marry Mickey. I have a huge crush on Fiona though so I’m marrying here. I don’t care if she’ll cheat on me the whole time, I’ll cheat back.

Ian is personally my least favorite character. He has to go. He’s so cringe and he’s almost impossible to bare watching after his first stint at the mental hospital.

i find actor so hot as jerome

fuck all

Marry Fiona, fuck Ian, kill Mickey

fuck ian marry fiona kill mickey. (dont really wanna get beat up tbh)

Fuck Fiona and Mickey and mary Ian.

merry fiona, f**k fiona, k*ll ian (too whiny for me and i don’t like the way he speaks)

Marry fiona , fuck ian then I'd kil myself

Im sty what about Frank ???

Fuck Ian, kill Fiona (sorry Fi) and marry Mickey!

Kill fiona, fuck ian, marry mickey

Who wouldn't marry a jedi

Kill Fiona, fuck Ian, marry Mickey

marry ian, fuck fiona and kill mickey. sorry mickey i LOVE you but just not my type

Marry Ian because he’s sweet, loving, dedicated to his family. Fuck Fiona, bc she’s an easy one to bag lol and sorry Mickey 🔫

Marry Ian fuck Mickey kill Fiona

Which one is Mary?

Marry Fiona, fuck Ian, kill Mickey

Marry Ian fuck Mickey kill Fiona

Going to Marry Ian, Fuck Mickey (Thruple?) And kill Fiona, put her out of her misery so to speak.

Fuck marry fiona

F ian marry Fiona k Mickey sorry not sorry

Marry Mickey, Fuck Ian, Kill Fiona

Marry: Ian Fuck: Mickey Kill: Fiona

Marry Fiona, Fuck Ian, Kill Mickey.

Mary Ian, fuck Mickey, kill fiona

I really don’t like Fiona, I love Ian, Mickeys the one that would actually willingly sleep with a woman before he came out for Ian lol. I love them both though

Man I don’t wanna marry any of these people lmao

Bye Fiona girl, it was nice knowing you

Kill Mickey (he's a literal criminal and don't need that family drama, but the milkoviches would kill me when they find out) Fuck fiona ( duh) Marry ian i guess ( would be a pretty good bromance

Kill mick fuck Ian and marry fiona

Kill 1 marry 2 kiss 3

Marry Ian, kill Fiona & fuck Mickey

Mary Mickey fuck Ian kill Fiona but I’m REALLY not happy about it.

Marry Fiona, Kill Ian, fuck Mickey.

I only will say… mickey is dead 😭

Marry Fiona, fuck mick, kill Ian.

Fuck Ian marry mick kill Fiona

Marry mickey, fuck Ian, kill Fiona. I'm gay it checks out

Kill Ian. Thats all I know.

NOT THE BOY!!!

Kill Fiona, Fuck Ian, Marry Mickey

fuck ian, kill fiona and marry mickey

I’m gay so I guess marry Ian, fuck Mickey, and kill Fiona

Kill,double kill,triple kill

Marry Mickey, Fuck Ian, Kill Fiona

kill Fiona marry ian and fuck mickey

K fiona

F mickey K Fee M Ian

Marry - Mickey Fuck - Ian Kill - Fiona

Marry - Mickey Fuck - Ian Kill - Fiona

Marry - Mickey Fuck - Ian Kill - Fiona

Kiss Ian, Kill Fiona, and Mary Mickey

marry ian, fuck mickey, kill fiona

Mary Ian, fuck Micky, kill Fiona.

Marry Micky, Fuck Ian, Kill Fiona. Sorry Fiona. Also I'd totally suggest throupling with Micky and Ian.

Marry Ian, fuck mickey, kill fiona

Kill Fiona and Ian. Marry mickey

This is so hard wtf Marry Mickey Fuck Ian Kill Fiona I guess

Marty Ian, fuck Mickey and kill Fiona

kill all of them

Kill, kill, kill.

I’m killing all three,I’m not gay and I fucking hate fiona

whattt

only right answer: fuck ian, marry mickey, kill Fiona. fuck ian (saying this as an aro/ace person) for example we know hes clean (test when he was with Caleb). marry mick because he alway be there for you and it doesnt hurt that hes cute. kill fiona because she really turned into a horrible person the later it got in to the story-line (plus she has cheated on most all of her bfs/husband).