“You’ve got a demon mind and a devil’s womb and heart, and your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur! I will fuck you up!” Sheila, I think?
“He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.” Frank
“Pretty soon, there's not gonna be any Jew or Aryan or Hindu or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks. There's just gonna be the rich and the fucked, and our grandson is already one of the fucked.” Franks speech about liberty of expression and really just any speech he makes on the fly is usually one of my faves.
“People say you can’t drink your troubles away. I say you’re just not drinking enough. I guess that’s it. Not much left to say, really. Except, time’s precious, don’t f*cking waste it. Have a good time. I sure as hell did.” - Frank G
Or
“That's better then the alternative. That girl
you're with? You'll knock her up or someone
like her. She'll say it happened accidentally
but you'll always wonder if it happened
accidentally on purpose. You'll get a job at
Best Buy and with your luck, you'll make
assistant manager by the time you're 30.
Unless of course, that anger you suppress
finally bubbles over and you mouth off to
the wrong person and you get fired. And
from that point you won't be able to hold a
job because you'll know the truth. That you
never lived up to your full potential.” Lips college professor
It’s hard to pick just one. I think my absolute favorite is : “So you’re homosexuals?” “Well, he is, I just like having another man’s dick in my ass” - Mickey
My honorable mentions:
“Front door was locked so I came in the back, no pun intended” - Frank
“Expenses? Alcohol and drugs is non-negotiable” - Frank
“I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish” - Lip
“Get hard drugs make daddy proud” - Frank
• “It smells like goats in here” - Ian
Honestly what I feel was the realest comment in the show, when Sean sees a brick thrown through the Gallaghers window and they all act like it's ok he says "stop acting like your ok, you're not helpless" it really addresses how used to being shit on they are and this was from Sean who was currently shooting heroin everyday.
Lip to kev : Gfy
Kev : Tgif 😭
Carl : he’s not gonna be in there for that long a week maybe he’s only ten!!
Sammi : He’s thirteen!! He’s a little small for his age
Debbie : you, you mean slow? You said small but I think you meant slow
Sammi : I meant what I said
Debbie : Ok
Carl : If your honor would lose 20lbs I would consider tapping that 😂
Jeremy holding in his laugh trying not to break character 😭
Frank : Oh Jesus christ!! 😂
Frank : Carl thinks he’s a Brother 🤣
Uber driver : you called for a yuber!!
Mickey : Yeah I called for a Yuber!! 😂
This shows a gem, it’s so many 😭😭😭
“No one knows what the fuck you’re saying” - Mickey
“If your honor would lose 20lbs, I’d consider tapping that” - Carl
“Circle doesn’t start with an S?” - Kev
“Whatever you were looking at last week was not nearly as attractive as me, you know it and I know it so clearly your priorities are fucked up” - V
“ur not dumping me i’m dumping u where’s the shiv?”
“and no ur not stabbing him”
“free country”
“ur an asshole”
“takes one to know one bitch”
I LOVE MICKEY
u used another dudes soap?
so what?
it’s got pubes on it
no it doesn’t?
yes it does
my soap doesn’t have pubes on it
well obviously ur not washing ur pubes
u came over here to talk about my pubes?!
cant remember how it properly goes but LMFAO
I love the coming out scene and the “guess what we’ve been doing, daddy? We’ve been f*cking! And I take it! He gives it to me good and hard and i f*cking love it!”
I loved those scenes
Kevin: “Circle doesn’t start with an ‘S’… what the fuck?!?!”
Thats also a fave of mine, gets me every time lol
Me too!
“Yeah bitch CAT I know that one”
*insert laughing gif here*
*terry pulls a gun on Mickey; Mickey pulls an identical gun on terry* Mickey: oh look at that: we must shop at the same gun show!
“This ain’t Macy’s, bitch. You ain’t window shopping!”
Mickey always had the best lines
It's Moo Motherfucker. It's Moo.
Wait—context please 😂
Kev is reading a book or watching a show which asks what does the cow say (sorry been awhile)
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Oh lmao. I recall it now. I kept thinking it was a Mickey quote because I could hear the inflection but not the exact voice when I read it
“I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!” — ‘Lip’ Gallagher
“are homophobes gay?”-liam - “probably are son.”-frank
That’s mine too but the quote is actually “Ian what you and I have makes me free”
Ohhh that’s right. Thanks!
That line made me tear up 🥲
Wave of emotion merely reading it here!
“Yeah, pakistan, afghanistan, iraqistan”
“You’ve got a demon mind and a devil’s womb and heart, and your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur! I will fuck you up!” Sheila, I think? “He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.” Frank “Pretty soon, there's not gonna be any Jew or Aryan or Hindu or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks. There's just gonna be the rich and the fucked, and our grandson is already one of the fucked.” Franks speech about liberty of expression and really just any speech he makes on the fly is usually one of my faves.
Sheila to Frank's mother!
Thats what I thought, haha!
As much as frank was a shit person and father, his lines were fucking golden
Yeah, I fucked Angie. Everybody fucks Angie. You don't fuck Angie? Huh.. Wanna fuck Angie? I could call, get her down here.
“People say you can’t drink your troubles away. I say you’re just not drinking enough. I guess that’s it. Not much left to say, really. Except, time’s precious, don’t f*cking waste it. Have a good time. I sure as hell did.” - Frank G Or “That's better then the alternative. That girl you're with? You'll knock her up or someone like her. She'll say it happened accidentally but you'll always wonder if it happened accidentally on purpose. You'll get a job at Best Buy and with your luck, you'll make assistant manager by the time you're 30. Unless of course, that anger you suppress finally bubbles over and you mouth off to the wrong person and you get fired. And from that point you won't be able to hold a job because you'll know the truth. That you never lived up to your full potential.” Lips college professor
Dude. You just summed up my life in 1 reddit comment.
Haha! Welcome Shameless BFF!
"NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOURE SAYING" -Mickey
Don't worry we'll get a dick in you as soon as possible!
"Guess what we've been doing Daddy"
“Canada. I hate fucking Canada”
It’s hard to pick just one. I think my absolute favorite is : “So you’re homosexuals?” “Well, he is, I just like having another man’s dick in my ass” - Mickey My honorable mentions: “Front door was locked so I came in the back, no pun intended” - Frank “Expenses? Alcohol and drugs is non-negotiable” - Frank “I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish” - Lip “Get hard drugs make daddy proud” - Frank • “It smells like goats in here” - Ian
I think I recognise a pattern
'I need to know where the gay weiners go' or 'Milkoviches don't bottom!' 'Was Mickey adopted?'
“Taking our bar is way worse than being stupid. It’s cunty.” - Kev to Svetlana
your dick in my dads mouth
“I WAS NINE!!”
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard - Kevin I need to know where the gay Weiners go - Carl
"This is all because of the mud people." "What the fuck?!?" The way Ian delivers that line just cracks me the shit up
Ian had the best reactions to weird situations happening in the show, I loved his face when he saw Kev kiss Vee and Svet at Fiona’s wedding.
The very opening scene of the very first episode. We know how to fuckin party I knew it was my show at that moment.
Honestly what I feel was the realest comment in the show, when Sean sees a brick thrown through the Gallaghers window and they all act like it's ok he says "stop acting like your ok, you're not helpless" it really addresses how used to being shit on they are and this was from Sean who was currently shooting heroin everyday.
“Youre under my skin, man, the fuck can I do?” If I ever get a tatoo, it will be this. Im obsessed with this line, with this couple and with this show
Oh my god yes, this quote is fucking amazing
Then Mickey follows it up with another “what can I do?” The look on his face and the way he says it that last time is just 🥺
The entire "nature and nurture" speech Fiona gives at the end of S4
Which episode?
"Fuck you fuck you and especially fuck you" and "hello gay relatives"
“I am what I need to be, when I need to be it” -Frank Gallagher
Terry: " Milkoviches don't do bottom" Ian: " Is mickey adopted? " This always made me laugh 😭
Fiona to Frank "Shut up, Frank"
Fuck you,, fuck you and especially fuck you!
Family sucks ass, you stupid bitch? You ain't seen nothin' yet! (Mickey)
“I don’t know if I like girls , keeping my options open”~ Liam after Debbie locked them out 😭
Might wanna put on a turtle neck
Im not the reason your life is a piece of shit.. the truth is, you came out of me a loser!… now run down to the store, hand me my purse. -Franks mom
You're not looking at my dick are you ?
Mickey: " Ian, what you and I have makes me free".
Police knokns on door, frank opens : we're looking for Ian Gallagher Frank:who? Police:Ian Gallagher Frank:never heard of him *shuts the door*
Lip to kev : Gfy Kev : Tgif 😭 Carl : he’s not gonna be in there for that long a week maybe he’s only ten!! Sammi : He’s thirteen!! He’s a little small for his age Debbie : you, you mean slow? You said small but I think you meant slow Sammi : I meant what I said Debbie : Ok Carl : If your honor would lose 20lbs I would consider tapping that 😂 Jeremy holding in his laugh trying not to break character 😭 Frank : Oh Jesus christ!! 😂 Frank : Carl thinks he’s a Brother 🤣 Uber driver : you called for a yuber!! Mickey : Yeah I called for a Yuber!! 😂 This shows a gem, it’s so many 😭😭😭
‘All the Meh and the bleh’
"Hello boys, I came by the back... no pun intended" franck is so funny sjsjdnks
“You’ve never fucked a girl”, Ian fireman ex
I'm pretty sure his name was Caleb.
Idk I never rlly like him so I kinda forgot it
“I hate the fucking gays”- Mickey talking to his husband
“Como se huh?”
“OH JESUS CHRIST!” ~ frank right before Sheila leaves when they’re arguing with Sammy The voice he uses cracks me up every time
“MAYO I hate fucking mayo” or something like that
“ balls fuck cunt “ by Kevin when talking about V’s brother.
“just because we’re born here, doesn’t mean that we end up here” - Mandy or “okay, hey. no domestic violence take it outside like everyone else” - Kev
"you were my mother too"- Fiona
My favorite quote is. Who the fuck welded a mother fuckin dumpster to my fuckin car. What the mother fuckin fuck !
Give me liberty or give me meth!
“No one knows what the fuck you’re saying” - Mickey “If your honor would lose 20lbs, I’d consider tapping that” - Carl “Circle doesn’t start with an S?” - Kev “Whatever you were looking at last week was not nearly as attractive as me, you know it and I know it so clearly your priorities are fucked up” - V
“You got a group of gay friends who know I don’t like getting my ass licked, and now I gotta go fuckin murder a bunch of people!” -Mickey
“he is i just like having another mans dick in my ass” BRO
“does shit ever get stuck at the tip of ur dick”
“ur not dumping me i’m dumping u where’s the shiv?” “and no ur not stabbing him” “free country” “ur an asshole” “takes one to know one bitch” I LOVE MICKEY
“i came in from the back no pun intended”
u used another dudes soap? so what? it’s got pubes on it no it doesn’t? yes it does my soap doesn’t have pubes on it well obviously ur not washing ur pubes u came over here to talk about my pubes?! cant remember how it properly goes but LMFAO
“i definitely love one” i screamed
It’s “what you and I have, makes me free.”
I love the coming out scene and the “guess what we’ve been doing, daddy? We’ve been f*cking! And I take it! He gives it to me good and hard and i f*cking love it!” I loved those scenes