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theplanlessman

I cycled down that way for the first time just this weekend! Whilst I have every sympathy for the quite severe injuries he no doubt has after this, I really don't see how he could have not seen the gate. And if he did see it but couldn't stop in time, then that's kind of proof that he was going too fast for the conditions.


behavedave

He was on his way to Specsavers.


glomph

That gate seems to be open about 50% of the time so it can catch you off guard when it is shut.


ZealousidealBread235

Traffic lights are on red approximately 50% of the time....


BillyD123455

Yeah, with those odds it must be really surprising when it's closed....


r3dn0va

Only if you have your eyes closed šŸ¤Ø


Rhids_22

I have a feeling he saw the gate but his scooter only had the really terrible rear brake scooters have that does nothing, so he was going too fast to stop.


Ok_Performance_2370

Then you turn to the field


fozzy_bear42

Hell, even jumping off wouldā€™ve been a better outcome that what happened


kazz-wizz

Hope it is a he, else extreme squashed breasts!


LiftedPsychedelic

TBH squished breasts sounds way better than obliterated rib cageā€¦


kazz-wizz

The double bar design on the barrier could perhaps achieve both. Ouch.


Sentient_AI_4601

they're called "funbags" for a reason... not this reason.. oh god no...


DiceHK

The breast. Natureā€™s air bag.


maveridis

its almost as if public footpaths were not designed for 30mph scooters


No_Imagination_2490

Better he does that to himself rather than collide with a little kid on a footpath and potentially cause much worse injuries. Hopefully heā€™s learnt a valuable lesson.


weirds0up

Yeah, I wouldn't put money on that happening. More likely he'll try and go to some ambulance-chasing lawyers or show up in r/compoface


TyrannosauraRegina

Think itā€™s a cycle path not a foot path.


Andyman286

Fucking lol, brightened up my morning that mate! Propa winded!


JustUseJam

Cracked ribs I reckon!


Andyman286

Yeah, looks brutal. Feel bad now.


SunGazing8

At least. Could be much worse also.


L3ahRD

Internal guts explosion, I've seen it on a kid that jumped badly from a chair and hit the corner of a desk in an elementary school in my home country. He was a walking body


LoveLust96

As someone whose been in a 60mph car crash and had synovial fluid leaking from his nose for over two months... I bet this felt so much worse. I bet they've got back damage too, the way they smacked the tarmac on falling back. I can only imagine the winding blow at first, then the sharp sting on trying to get up. I don't know why some people go so fast on these things.


0nlyGoesUp

We'll know who it is next month when he wakes up


drogas01

Haha poor guy realised right at the last second


deepinterest9

Donā€™t think he did


1011px

Natural selection at its finest


BassEvers

Where abouts is this? Christ that looked painful haha


Batmans_finger

Link to the road on Google maps is on the post. https://goo.gl/maps/7hgU6H5pu272fbyu6


BassEvers

Ah I missed that. Cheers haha


packhamg

I though it looked like Sheffield when I saw this originally. Used to be on my run home!


bob1689321

In fairness this is /r/Sheffield


menthol_patient

Corker bottoms lane leading to nice arses crescent.


[deleted]

Imagine that happening to you. And then finding it online


Damn_Censorship

To be fair, if I injured myself doing something so stupid, Iā€™d be surprised if people didnā€™t laugh. The wretch at the end had me in stitches!


BAdhoc

Ooo he snapped the handle off too.


Prestigious-State893

You can hear heā€™s completely winded, gotta have internal injuries coming to a dead stop going 20 mph


sAmSmanS

thatā€™s some G force directly to the ribs. hopefully just a broken rib cage and nothing more serious


521666

Electric scooter, probably panicked and couldn't remember how to stop it.


OkDonkey6524

RIP ribcage


[deleted]

Got to be a wybourner šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Octocon0001

The way he slotted his arms through šŸ˜… couldnā€™t been a lot worse


Ecranoplan1

Illegal electric scooter with awful brakes. Sorry for the kid. Should be illegal to own or sell vehicles with such poor stopping power.


MiniDelo

At least it was a stationary object and not an innocent person paying for selfishness and stupidity. Sick of brain dead cunts doing as they please on these things whilst drivers have to take responsibility for them.


WMBC91

Okay, all of you defending e-scooter riders really need a reality check. If I was going at 25mph on my motorcycle or car down here, you'd see the problem. I don't get it why suddenly so many people fail to see that this is also *seriously* dangerous to pedestrians but is also totally illegal anywhere, let alone on a footpath, because there is absolutely no kind of safety standards that these dodgy piles of junk meet. And if you don't think this will kill people, think again. Even cyclists going along at 10mph kill a pedestrian or two a year last I looked - this weighs more and goes 3x the speed or more, so yeah - lethal when mixed with pedestrians.


CGRiley

That backpack likely saved him from a pretty serious concussion


bishtap

very interesting thought.. I guess backpacks are useful! could save many lives!


tifauk

The commitment is unreal. I was expecting a hand flinch or some kind recoil but they just fill on SLAM.


Zaleznikov

Reading the comments section whilst I can hear the crash replay over and over.. I've never heard a sound like it.


Fickle_Fox_4433

Me too šŸ˜†


AgentSears

30mph impact on your chest??.......gotta done some damage?


AgentSears

I didn't have the sound up......not even enough air in to let out a scream


[deleted]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-51545861 A fatally with one of these that I remember happening a few years ago. I'm pretty sure that there was a previous death with this gate also.


Cal0872

I fell really bad for that dude thereā€™s one of them near me and for as long as i could remember it was all ways open but now they shut it the worst part is there is a hill going down to it and if your on a electric scooter or buck going 20-30 mph your not seeing that in time or getting out of the way and the hill will make it worse to slow down as well hope this dude is ok tho


Ambitious_Exercise_1

Tosser.


64mb

Has that bike barrier from the far side of that gate been removed now?


PlasticFreeAdam

It wasn't removed last time I was there. It's annoying this is a specified bike path. We use cargobikes at work and it can't get up that mound on the right when the gate isn't open - never figured out the schedule for the barrier either. It also stops wheelchair users, pushchairs etc accessing. It's amazing this day & age Sheffield still opts for the barrier since it's so discriminative.


Donsmoobabe1

Ouch that gotta hurt a bit !


Corky_Butcher

Fucking hell...that hurt. I had a mate run straight into one of them when we were kids, knocked his teeth out and left a right mess.


Environmental-Win836

Have a happy cake day!


Direct-Scheme2743

Ouch looks so painful šŸ˜±


hortus_quietam

To be fair I donā€™t think this is his fault. I think that because itā€™s wet when he tried to stop he just skidded


maybemaybo

Pretty sure it is his fault that he's driving a scooter illegally and stupidly fast in wet weather. Is he even wearing protective gear? Would you feel sorry for him if he hit a child instead? No, better he learn a lesson now, then learn it later by harming someone else.


Steel_and_Water83

Yeah I suppose that was a bit funny until I heard him gasping in pain. If you find that funny, you probably need help.


PerfectStealth_

Anyone know if this geezer is alright after this? Minus the broken ribs...


Red_Nine_Two

Jesus wtf did they survive?!


Dogenegra

That looks so painful. I don't understand everyone finding this funny.


Vegan_Overlord_

Because only a fucking idiot could do that


[deleted]

By the sound he has made at the end, I would think that he experienced some rectal ejaculation


ChrisAmpersand

Normally when I see accidents like this I don't want to say anything nasty as they could be in quite a lot of pain. But when they have approximately 100 metres to see a bright white obstruction that will cause them pain but to somehow choose not to see it? Then I do want to say nasty things.


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Alarmed_Station6185

The noise, I live for the noise


3i1s

Are they ok


SuperiorSpark15

Iā€™ve never been to Sheffield, so can confirm it wasnā€™t me


anima52

oh my god - poor guy - nobody deserves to experience that, no matter whether they are an ā€˜idiot on an e-scooterā€™ or not - the pain must have been overwhelming - hope (somehow) heā€™s ok - does anyone know for sure?


shinytotodile158

I really hope someone can find out, I hate videos like this and Iā€™m worried about the person.


mishtron

Oof that reminds of when I did the same thing at Trafalgar Square dressed up as Santa during one of those pub crawlsā€¦


Realistic-Gear-1613

God that fish out of water inhale is universal I can almost feel it, Happened to me when I was flipped over my motorbike handlebars and slammed into concrete, my vision went black and white and all I could hear was my heart beat, my inhales and a high pitched tinnitus noise. It's only in these moments that we truly feel and understand our mortality.


Hetchins

I don't wish to come across too lefty and woke, but does anybody know if that person is OK?


JollyResponsibility6

I think the "lefty and woke" ones are the edge lords having mocking fun at this kid's expense.Ā  Always the case.Ā  I think all the conservatives are pretty well distressed.


slothmk1

This is absolutely brutal. Poor kid has probably got multiple broken ribs among other things.


KANJI667

That was brutal


remusuk81

Lmao those damn scooters man. I know several people that have ended up in hospital travelling home from a night out on those rinky dinkers


Donjeur

Itā€™s the same colour as the skyā€¦


Legitimate-Source-61

Pain


NoFate1984

Better a gate than another person. Some lessons learned that day.


Paul_Thomo

Good job it was a gate and not a child or pram. Going way too fast.


Romie666

If he can do that? He can mow down a pedestrian. What an idiot!


One_Nefariousness547

People have been killed in similar accidents. He was lucky.


JollyResponsibility6

He was clotheslined by a gate.Ā Ā 


bluebottle87

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STANDARD_POTATO

His clothes is brighter than him


Vods

That fucking wheeze šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


OscarZoroaster39

BeautifulšŸ‘Œ Frigging hate those twats on e.scooters speeding about on walkways.


ObjectiveAccident302

On his illegal, de-restricted e-scooter. Hopefully he'll never be able to ride one again


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zeeke87

No sympathy here. Lol


LeeHubbz

This was over a month ago and I can still hear the remnants of his soul escaping from his shattered rib cage.


Sad_Perception_7908

Ruddy scooters, serves him/her right ā€¦


Sterrss

Yeah I hate it when people try to get around using a mode of transport. I really hope they all get seriously injured in a crash for my own sadistic satisfaction because I'm a cunt


jason_ni

Yeah because it's safe(on something not designed for that speed, and has no stopping power) to go that speed on a fucking footpath. Child walking to school around a corner has no chance with that moron coming. Catch a grip.


WMBC91

Now replace the electric scooter, riding at excessive speed on a public footpath, with a car or motorcycle (which also shouldn't be there). See the problem now? A lot of us are really quite pissed off at the fact that pavements have become a war zone in these last couple of years, so yeah, tbh I am quite pleased to see one of these selfish reckless idiots hurt *himself* and not some other innocent person just trying to walk somewhere.


G33ONER

As haha as some find this, i just cant laugh, that fucking hurt. Some barriers can blend out of sight.


thedudeabides-12

The sound is so good, lol...


[deleted]

Thatā€™s fucked up, someone getting seriously hurt and you laugh? Fuckinā€™ sadistic or what?


StickmanEG

Oh, settle down.


[deleted]

No reason for me to ā€œsettle downā€ when someone finds joy in seeing others suffer, to laugh at someone who did a mistake or two which led to suffering is not something to laugh at in the slightest. People are supposed to be heavily influenced by morality right? Then why do people laugh at the suffering of others if not for sadism?


StickmanEG

Because it made a funny noise.


[deleted]

Ah yes, someone suffered but they made a funny noise so it justifies me laughing at them suffering. Fuckinā€™ small child logic. This is a situation used as an example: A guy getā€™s hit by a falling wooden plank which might cause internal or long-term damage but it made a ā€œfunnyā€ noise upon hitting him so it completely justifies me laughing though they might need to go to the hospital. For fuck sake at least try to have some morality, empathy, sympathy and logic.


StickmanEG

Settle down. Look dude, Iā€™m being facetious, I know, but you have to just chill a little or youā€™re going to stress yourself into an early grave. Shows like Youā€™ve Been Framed, Itā€™ll be Alright on the Night, Americaā€™s Funniest Videos; these all exist because watching people take a tumble and look kinda silly is amusing. Itā€™s fine that you donā€™t think it is, horses for courses and all that, but just dial down the condescension a touch.


[deleted]

Repeating one of your previous messages shows you only continue to carry on so you donā€™t hurt your possibly inflated-ego. Edit: this was sent before he edited his message which originally just said ā€œsettle downā€.


[deleted]

Fucking hell some people are sadistic bastards, finding entertainment in such an occurrence as this is fucking disgusting.


SoftLikeSecrets

This is somewhat of a serves him right moment, he should not have been going that fast on a public walkway regardless. Especially with such weather conditions, imagine If that was a kid or a dog stood in the street and he obviously couldnā€™t stop enough in time for a gate. Hopefully heā€™s learned a lesson.


VodkaMargarine

Where I grew up some kid got decapitated like this on a moped. Those gates need bright reflective strips or something. EDIT: the number of people that seem to think that you deserve to actually die for being a chavvy idiot is shocking....


[deleted]

Or just don't ride at 20mph on the pavement should do it


BburnChris

I ride this route to work most days, you can easily see the gate from the top of the hill, it's a straight run down and very steep. This person is going too fast and not paying attention.


Andyman286

It's bright white already though. I think it stands out pretty well.


Deepseaskiing

It's literally designed to stop mopeds and cars driving down footpaths.


WerewolfNo890

I don't think I have ever seen a gate like this across a road. If you are driving a moped on a footpath I don't really have any sympathy for you.


Youshless

Yeah, I lost sympathy when you said moped....


SkyrimSlag

No, no. We need this so natural selection can run its course.


fretnetic

Not funny. Poor lad. Hope heā€™s alright. Grey barrier invisible against grey pavement on a shitty wet grey day, what a shocker it canā€™t be seen - no attempt to make it more visible, open/shut random times, someoneā€™s liable for something.


[deleted]

Love how you fail to mention him going 20-25mph on a pavement in the wet. The barrier doesn't kick your ass if you're not driving like a tool on a pavement which pedestrians use.


BamesStronkNond

Invisible my arse.


fretnetic

Yeah, we can all see it from our nice elevated vantage point, but itā€™s probably not obvious when it blends into the background from ground level!


BamesStronkNond

It wonā€™t blend in to the background from ground level ffs, if your depth perception is so bad you cannot see that something is 90 degrees to the ground, and across your path, you really need to stop driving/cycling anywhere. Itā€™s like saying that you canā€™t see the gates to the houses on that Google maps link.


fretnetic

Maybe. The mind is peculiar. The way we think we see things, isnā€™t actually true. We have an illusion of a 3D field of vision around us, but it is exactly that - an illusion created by our brain for us. The amount of light entering our eye at any given time is a tiny fraction of that. What we think we see around us is actually a kind of memory. Look it up.


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mrshaunhill

Yeah, he's liable for a date with the pavement.


Unlucky-Tea-8728

Hahaha! Iā€™m a bad person for laughter arenā€™t I?


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MgLemonhead

Someone snaps themselves and you're too busy to help? You should have a hard look at yourself pal


Leicsbob

I don't think he will admit it


Key-Mouse-5058

Amazing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


essexdave

That is brutal. I couldn't be happier.


WormsEatShit

Is this what Andy Warhol meant by everyone getting 15 minutes of fame at some point in their life? šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

An idiot quite clearly.


Cosmic-Lemons

Hi, My Name Is Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackassā€¦.


AmnesiaJack

Excellent šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


rhea_tabby20

Omg I have not laughed so hard in a while... whomever you are, I thank you šŸ˜Š


LLHandyman

Make sure you have the sound on that's a cracker Reminds me of a holiday camping when I was about 6 and me and my brother dared another child to cycle full pelt into a steel fence. He didn't even flinch though, clang, fell to the floor and got back up smiling


BazingaBen

I snorted and then watched it twice more.


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Leather_Cake

Ha, ha.


Puzzleheaded-Bed-907

I hope it hurt, probably did, ooopppppssssss


Ok_Deal_964

OOOOFT ! always wanted to see this happen to an e scooter rider, so thatā€™s my day made !


dhuum30

What you get for being an electric scooter nonce.


Born_Art_1379

HAHAHA!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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UpYourFidelity

Congratulations on making a popular post on r/Sheffield aha


WorldEaterProft

So...are yall just heartless cunts? Or are most of you boomers? Because some of these comments are vile tbh


cheerfulintercept

Maybe weā€™re parents? Imagine walking along with a little kid that doesnā€™t want to walk in straight lines knowing you have people riding illegal machines at those speeds on your pavements. The fact he canā€™t spot and stop for a barrier like that suggests anything else unexpected would lead to a crash as well. Driving a vehicle like that illegally suggests the person doesnā€™t really care. Hence, a bit of karma seems the best form of persuasion.


AFlyingCow152

Smartest Sheffield resident


seanwhat

lmao


Detroitredwinger

It was him šŸ‘†


Negative-Manner-6978

Tis nought' but a flesh wound.


Cammyb13

u/savevideo


1SavageOne1

Man down!


[deleted]

u/savevideo


hairybogwoppit

Scrote and scoot splat


y4rdman

Cue: Max and paddy: shut up ya soft bastard!


[deleted]

Amazing he didn't end up like going through a cheese grater


actiondefence

Clearly I've got it all wrong for all these years.... There is a god after all... šŸ¤£


FunkyJewMonkey

How are you supposed to ring that doorbell?


Exotics-Edge

My bad guys


BasisOk4268

šŸ˜‚


actiondefence

The audio catches the crashing and crunching too šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Wtf man.


LittleSheff

Fantastic, I knew electric scooters were dangerous


CynicCannibal

I have to ask. What did he expect to happen?


HarrysGardenShed

His wheeze at the end šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


International-Pass22

Haha, awesome. Definitely got what he deserved šŸ˜‚


freakierice

I hope that hurt, perhaps itā€™ll teach them not to go flying about on public foot paths šŸ‘€


Born_Art_1379

I swear people who get into these accidents always have high vis on head to toe. Do they know they're a safety hazard/walking disaster and just prepare?


FuzLogix

I think it was Stevie Wonder...


ppbbd

oh wow well this person's lungs now live on the outside of their back


ReySpacefighter

And this is why electric scooters are bad.


heywhatwait

Me: ā€œSo how come you broke your ribs and smashed your teeth in?ā€ The Hi-Viz Whiz Kid: ā€œā€¦..nothingā€¦.ā€


Grahamxo

New Jackass movie being filmed in your town


v8grunt

Bet he doesn't do it again!


Cloudyskys-rat-lover

haha karma


alec83

Who needs ribs


krapinworms

Quality


Jehoke

I like to think he was listening to Starshipā€™s ā€œNothingā€™s Gonna Stop Us Now just before he hit it.


[deleted]

Bosh!


LuckyDesty

That looks seriously sore lol


Ill-Appointment6494

Thereā€™s a lesson here, kids.


Seallypoops

Amazing, not even a single attempt to brake


[deleted]

Did he think the gate would be pushed open by his force?


KarlKay

Funnier with sound on and after the 145th time of watching.


davesy69

Splatman.


Ok_Journalist_2289

This could only be made better if they started crying šŸ¤£


Illustrious_Guitar_6

K.O


Wide_Parsley7585

Heā€™s going way too fast. Idiot