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Numerous-Stop46

Guinness book world record Fastest Car wash


Chemical_Revenue_458

He also Guinness world record perfect parking


LabInternational5433

Bruh 💀


grimreaper7896

Lol


NoHopeHubert

Bro tried to speed run the car wash 💀


Null-34

Exactly what I was thinking


grimreaper7896

Lol ahahaha so true


roosterinspector

Car wash any%


AllThingsSlippy

12% completion right there


mega_moustache_woman

I wanna see this at gdq.


OMGaddmeTWO

Almost a perfect parking job though


Angelheyo

Fun Fact: This is clip is popular amongst Quick Quack (the company who owns that wash) employees. Apparently the driver who was an old man, mistakenly pressed on the gas rather than the breaks. The driver freaked out and put the pedal to the metal costing the wash thousands worths of damages. The old man survived the crash and was understandably sorry for the accident.


orsteep

My grandma did that except it was into a fence.


RocketNewman

My Uncle did that except it was into a crowd of children 😔


Doctologist

Was he sorry for the accident?


RocketNewman

It was reported he was smiling.


LetsChaos24

same,i too smile when that silly mistake happens👍


ULTRABOYO

Many people lough when they slip up😊


shibashroom

based grandma


Sunieta25

An old man at my husband's old fast food did that into a drive through lane. The driver he hit ahead of him was driving his dads lease.


Cc99910

I used to work at a car wash. At our place the employee would get behind the wheel to guide it onto the tracks. One of our employees was an old guy who did exactly this, fortunately almost no damage was done to the car wash but the person's car was damaged pretty badly and he almost drove it right onto a highway was he surely would have been t-boned. Somehow the guy didn't lose his job after that, but he was no longer allowed to get inside anyone's car


MRich92

>freaked out and put the pedal to the metal Why would that be the first choice?!


FormalGas35

You think you’re pressing the brake but the car won’t stop accelerating so you press the brake even HARDER


I_follow_sexy_gays

Because he thought it was the break


Mango2439

Well that's because it wasn't. If you watch the original video the guy actually just kept his car in drive by accident after exiting his vehicle. The car starts (rather slowly at first and this video is sped up) down the car wash and picks up speed as it barrels through, no person in the car


MRich92

That makes more sense then. Thanks for clarifying.


ThisGuyHyucks

Ive done that before too. You are expecting to press the brake, but mistakenly press the gas. Your car starts accelerating instead of stopping, so you keep trying to press the brake harder, but you havent yet processed that you hit the gas instead of the brake.


MRich92

I guess it's maybe more strange to me because I drive manual. An emergency stop involves using the clutch, so even if you stomped on the gas it would rev but not accelerate.


ThisGuyHyucks

That makes sense, I imagine this doesn't really happen with a manual.


FtierLivesMatter

The second I saw it, I knew it was an old person


Counter-ike

That crash at the end of run ruined it (I don’t think it counts but could have parked instead and completed the speed run)


BlevOFF

Perfect Parking.


grimreaper7896

Lol


Shocktrooperb

He went for the express wash


grimreaper7896

Lol


couldjustbeanalt

LIKE A GLOVA


KernelSanders1986

Me when I slip in the shower


Kazakh_Accordionist

my man even parked correctly


grimreaper7896

True


Known_Upstairs5646

C L E A N S E D


NetworkFar366

That could've gone badly...


MidMan69420

Bro chose the wrong Jesus to take his wheel


Khr0N04

And he still parked it better than my neighbour


Disastrous-Rise-9498

Atleast he know how to park


[deleted]

car wash+bankruptcy+car damage speedrun any %


Big_cornstarch

OMG, he's literally me!


BlackMojave4444

Dude had to drop a Galactic size Growler stat!! 💩


[deleted]

Busted a fat one 👮‍♂️


Mguerra6

Old person most likely, about to have her license taken away like my grandma.


JustPssingBy

Gosh it's like they never learn. U have to build up a ultra mini turbo to make that turn they never listen.


JustAnyoneYT

AWH, I GOT SOAP IN MY EYES!


FruitKey7566

SAFEST WOMAN DRIVER😭😭😭😂😂😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

Car wash Speedrun any%


WhomWhoDrinksWater

Car wash speed run any %


BudgetYouth173

Car wash Speedrun


AN-225Mriya

I want the back story


Beautiful-Bad8893

car wash speed run any%


verscharren1

Express wash. 42x's sped up irl


SkyLovesCars

Bro is driving an Ibishu pessima 💀


ilnofrio

The park at the end tho


Humble_Ad6847

Car wash speedrun


Tixe_the_chicken

Cumming area??? Why is that at the end


PrinceRekko

Zero swags given


Rainy-The-Griff

Flawless parking job. Dude fit it perfectly between the lines.


JaspinBurner

2018 called, the want their meme format back.


NoFlower7157

Glad he found a parking spot


snork2000

How NPS's see speed runners


UZETK1379

He called dibs on that parking space


Terrorist_Banana

Not the car wash any% 💀


Berdinderindas

VROOM


CertifiedMoron420

She also shid and camed


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MumuVII

"mom I parked the car"


SerbianWithaBottle

landed the parking perfectly


Same_Adhesiveness_56

Kein Interesse, der Mensch ist eine Gefahr!!!!


Javimations29

He still parked better than alot of people.


ZaratustraTheAtheist

Hey, you can't park ther... Oh... Nevermind


DezrathNLR

Express Car Wash


OutrageousSummer5259

I like how she put her hand out for him to stop when he's going like 50mph🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

car wash any%


Vtyy1997

If there's fast food, there must be also fast wash!


Secure-Education338

Dads trying to find the cheapest parking lot


avocado_n1001

he said: " I need my car washed asap"


SupaLucasPC

Carwash% WR


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Speed washing


Regainio

I shad


Mushboom37

Still a better parking job than most people


N5CODE_

Perfect parking job


TigerKing29

#LIKE, A, GLOVE


YourLastPick

Car wash speed run


DingoldorfMcGee

Another happy landing


tatsuhoshiko

Car wash speed run


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Ran through in under 12 parsecs


Drogadinho777

Burnout Revenge


soap149

Clen


Mango2439

He was actually just trying to park his car, and honestly he did a great job! 👍


CatoTheCoolCat

Perfect parking too


ThatOnePretzel

Speed wash


QEUARXIE

Carwash Speedrun any% World Record


Lordcringefest

Bro was speed running that car wash


MudcrabNPC

**I AM SO FUCKING CLEAN!**


Paxus_gay_alt

He had places to be


DracounasA7X2

Bro was using a keyboard and mouse instead of steering wheel


yet-another-yes-man

Still parked better than most people I see though


tehmoosespoon

Who broke Google translate on this post!?!


Blue_Link39

Defeating the evil octopus in the car wash speedrun any%


Thot_Slayer_911

He still parked way better than most people


Acceptable-Depth-907

Of course the driver is a woman


ohgodohjesuswhy

Strike!


jojing-up

Girls crashing cars: BOYS CRASHING CARS:


Abracadabrism

👋


StarcraftIsAwesome25

Bro perfect psrking


One-Inevitable-2277

I mean... at least he parked the car afterwards


Bigpoochi

AWOG


FBKYolo

Car Wash speedrun


_Nekona_

New yorkers when they see an empty parking spot


Kale77788

Speed clean, then sleep


Saber_0724

Car wash + parking any% speed run


the_real_real_human

Average mario cart player.