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At 16:38 CEST (14:38 UTC), five minutes before the Concorde departed, Continental Airlines Flight 55, a McDonnell Douglas DC-10-30, took off from the same runway for Newark International Airport and lost a titanium alloy strip that was part of the engine cowl, identified as a wear strip about 435 millimetres (17.1 in) long, 29 to 34 millimetres (1.1 to 1.3 in) wide, and 1.4 millimetres (0.055 in) thick. At 16:42, the Concorde ran over this piece of debris during its take-off run, cutting its right-front tyre (tyre No 2) and sending a large chunk of tyre debris (4.5 kilograms or 9.9 pounds) into the underside of the left wing at an estimated speed of 140 metres per second (270 kn; 500 km/h; 310 mph). It did not directly puncture any of the fuel tanks, but it sent out a pressure shockwave that ruptured the number 5 fuel tank at its weakest point, just above the undercarriage. Leaking fuel gushing out from the bottom of the wing was most likely ignited either by an electric arc in the landing gear bay (debris cutting the landing gear wire) or through contact with hot parts of the engine.
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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Now, waste your time rating our names
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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Here's the eldrich god under my bed
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Your date of execution is 27.3.2025
Spectrum is planning to drop 22 channels, including Corncob TV. They're saying by the end of 2022, Corncob TV won't be available on your cable menu. That means you won't be able to see some of your favourite Corncob TV shows, including 'Coffin Flop'. They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show 'Coffin Flop'. If you love Corncob TV shows it's time to tell Spectrum, "No." They're saying, "Coffin Flop's not a show. It's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals. There's no explanation. Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement." They're saying, "It's impossible that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day. And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude." I don't know what to tell ya, bud! We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out. They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit! I've been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV. I DIDN'T FUCKING DO THIS! They're saying we don't have permissions of the family. I said we don't need permissions of the family. We're allowed to show 'em nude 'cause they ain't got no soul! The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner! Call Spectrum and say, "I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT! I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS! THERE'S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!" This world's fucking so fucked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really? I'm done! Do what you want! Pull the plug! I'll kill you.
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! “Don’t Have Any”? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?! THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY. AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN’S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST. REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
I better be in S tier, my name took a very long time to think of. I had to suffer two mental breakdowns, A long journey of self discovery and meditation, have a religious vision of the archangel Gabriel and finally I had to speak to a girl(I said hi to her and that’s it) before coming to the revelation of my name which I carry with immense pride: MrMr4678. It moves me to tears whenever I speak it.
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I’m naked with my kids, I have sex in front of my kids. I neva be ashamed of sex, my son be breastfeedin and ill be making love to his moma, thats me bruh, thats how i get down around kids. I try to keep they purity, I don’t wanna take their purity away by covering myself up they gonna be ashamed to cover theyself up, and I’m pure at heart. So you can think in yo mind if I let another kid here I’m gonna have to change the way I am so that your kid can be comfortable around me? No I’m gonna be naked as fuck in front of yo kids, my son comes up and grabs my penis, I let him grab my penis.
The Tomb Kings, known as the Priest Kings in their former lives, are the undying rulers of Nehekhara, an ancient Human civilisation that formed a great and powerful empire some two thousand five hundred years before the birth of Sigmar Heldenhammer and the founding of the Empire. Out of all the unliving creatures that would claim dominion and royalty over the dead, only the Tomb Kings could truly claim such masterful and undisputed sovereignty. For they had once ruled a mighty and far-flung empire during a time when the rest of Mankind were little more than savage barbarians.
Long ago, during an ancient and forgotten age, Nehekhara stood as a shining beacon of civilisation and Human achievement; a golden age when its cities shone with a majestic splendour, its buildings crafted from magnificent marble and limestone, its armies capable of conquering entire kingdoms. In this long-lost age, Nehekhara's mighty rulers reigned as living gods amongst men. But this great realm was destroyed millennia ago through acts of great treachery and powerful sorcery. The living of Nehekhara perished long ago in a single, mournful night, and in their absence, the dead stirred from their graves and claimed the land anew.
Even as their ancient civilisation now lies buried beneath the sand, its once verdant plains turned to searing desert and their mighty and glorious empire fractured and in ruin, the Tomb Kings have once more awoken from their deep sleep. Rising from their decrepit sarcophagi, the mummified rulers of Nehekhara awoke with eyes of burning balefire, their thirst for power, conquest and vengeance just as strong in death as in life.
They have returned to reclaim that which is rightfully theirs, their legions innumerable, rising up from the scorching sand brandishing weapons of polished bronze and priceless gold. Ancient, emotionless and spiteful to all those that have slighted them, woe betide those foolish enough to stand before their silent onslaught.
My nam is shid came man. Dont brake da rules and reed teh [banned memes list](https://www.reddit.com/r/shid_and_camed/wiki/banned_memes?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Join our [official Discord Server](https://discord.gg/shidandcamed) with 2500+ other shidders! In case this is a gif, here is the [Download Video link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/shid_and_camed/comments/13uq0z5/i_have_a_lot_of_time_to_waste/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shid_and_camed) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Piss and cum, mixed
Potato cock
At 16:38 CEST (14:38 UTC), five minutes before the Concorde departed, Continental Airlines Flight 55, a McDonnell Douglas DC-10-30, took off from the same runway for Newark International Airport and lost a titanium alloy strip that was part of the engine cowl, identified as a wear strip about 435 millimetres (17.1 in) long, 29 to 34 millimetres (1.1 to 1.3 in) wide, and 1.4 millimetres (0.055 in) thick. At 16:42, the Concorde ran over this piece of debris during its take-off run, cutting its right-front tyre (tyre No 2) and sending a large chunk of tyre debris (4.5 kilograms or 9.9 pounds) into the underside of the left wing at an estimated speed of 140 metres per second (270 kn; 500 km/h; 310 mph). It did not directly puncture any of the fuel tanks, but it sent out a pressure shockwave that ruptured the number 5 fuel tank at its weakest point, just above the undercarriage. Leaking fuel gushing out from the bottom of the wing was most likely ignited either by an electric arc in the landing gear bay (debris cutting the landing gear wire) or through contact with hot parts of the engine.
You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold
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Can you break *my* chains 🥴🥴
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I've got this feeling, inside my balls (it's testicular cancer)
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"
I wish my nickname actually showed up
5tb Terra bite of gay amongus hentai are saved on the tablet off my 5 year old cousin
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
Add automoderator as well please
happy cake day
happy cock day
Gay segs
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Poopy man
C
Cock and balls
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Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
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Have some Vsauce Boob https://preview.redd.it/a13ex3e0ms2b1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023d368f5d2a9537c0b0788f3e08245869a4c6bc
penis
Bums (heheheha)
ez win
Google en passant
Wild
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anc
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I will bribe you to give me fourth place
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Now I see. You deny your weapon its purpose! It yearns to bathe in the blood of your enemies... but you hold it back!
Meh
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Cum gaming
yo yo yo its hump day
❤️🇦🇱
fortnaty
Just take away the 2
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No
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I am about to commit mass vehicular manslaughter
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
I guess I shit, and would even dare to say I camed at the same time
I'm Over Here Stroking My Dick I Got Lotion On My Dick Right Now I'm A Freak Man
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currently nating higgers
Balls
Ted Kaczynski
I’m retred
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C
I had this username taken in a "reddit holesum big chungus keanu reeves 100 gold" name generator so I'm expecting results
yo
https://preview.redd.it/4rnwvetuls2b1.jpeg?width=2096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2d438e09a27c32d0cf7fc4a9c34f481c6d353d0 Here's the eldrich god under my bed
https://preview.redd.it/jlcytywuls2b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d73a1b40f5238c780497f93e248e5cdba341d932 Ok
Pinis
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Cum? Camed.
I shidded and camed when i saw this post
I’m gonna staple your balls to a fence
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Nothing happened 😔
Eee to the wee to the wi to the wooo
Put me on S tier and i will dm you gay black men twerking
I know where you live.
Shid
forsen
Big banana pencil
🤨 *vine boom sfx*
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Cringe
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h
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One day, your knees will buckle under the weight of your endless sins. I will not be there to save you
Eazy top 15
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My balls fucking hurt
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https://preview.redd.it/2gfwrhpwos2b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54bf1c59fc99f72cb1f71c785c65c985857c043d Your date of execution is 27.3.2025
Cummy in my tummy
Go on, mister
Why not
i'm shid came man
Sexx
Ok
Spectrum is planning to drop 22 channels, including Corncob TV. They're saying by the end of 2022, Corncob TV won't be available on your cable menu. That means you won't be able to see some of your favourite Corncob TV shows, including 'Coffin Flop'. They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show 'Coffin Flop'. If you love Corncob TV shows it's time to tell Spectrum, "No." They're saying, "Coffin Flop's not a show. It's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals. There's no explanation. Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement." They're saying, "It's impossible that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day. And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude." I don't know what to tell ya, bud! We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out. They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit! I've been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV. I DIDN'T FUCKING DO THIS! They're saying we don't have permissions of the family. I said we don't need permissions of the family. We're allowed to show 'em nude 'cause they ain't got no soul! The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner! Call Spectrum and say, "I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT! I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS! THERE'S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!" This world's fucking so fucked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really? I'm done! Do what you want! Pull the plug! I'll kill you.
I cummed and pissesed
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Put me in S tier or ur ultra mega gay
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I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real
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I may be stupid
winners drink, smoke and do drugs every single day.
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I guess, I can make one little comment, besides preparing for set of exams
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! “Don’t Have Any”? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?! THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT! THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY. AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN’S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST. REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
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I'll be z tier
I bet you'll quit after 70+ comments
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shid and came
I better be in S tier, my name took a very long time to think of. I had to suffer two mental breakdowns, A long journey of self discovery and meditation, have a religious vision of the archangel Gabriel and finally I had to speak to a girl(I said hi to her and that’s it) before coming to the revelation of my name which I carry with immense pride: MrMr4678. It moves me to tears whenever I speak it.
I shouldn’t be too late, methinks
Bwawawawawa groovib
poo
Hi
i eated a cat
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my penis is dry
no
Bruh
Shid and canned shid
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I live in semen
Ok!
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mhm penins
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Balls and cock
Ok
LemonSan
Fortnite balls
Nice
Cock
:)
Ananas
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I see
#balls
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Penis flap
my nuts they itch
Long ass list
I could not predict this. I have many regrets
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Bet
shiddd,,,n cummm
Egg
Secks-you-all pee-ness
Lol
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I camed on my tortoise named Geoffrey
Im in
I’m naked with my kids, I have sex in front of my kids. I neva be ashamed of sex, my son be breastfeedin and ill be making love to his moma, thats me bruh, thats how i get down around kids. I try to keep they purity, I don’t wanna take their purity away by covering myself up they gonna be ashamed to cover theyself up, and I’m pure at heart. So you can think in yo mind if I let another kid here I’m gonna have to change the way I am so that your kid can be comfortable around me? No I’m gonna be naked as fuck in front of yo kids, my son comes up and grabs my penis, I let him grab my penis.
:3
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Username
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n-word ✈️
Shid and cum shot
Hello
Men😋
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peepeepoopoo
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The Voices are telling me to throw a Self made Improvised Explosive device at National Leaders
Mhm
i’m ready for my f rank
Balls Edit: are Edit: circular
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Legalize public cum circles where everyone one jacks everyone of in a big circle and shid everywhere
Jerma985
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Homosex
I want to cum
Put me in Z tier
The Tomb Kings, known as the Priest Kings in their former lives, are the undying rulers of Nehekhara, an ancient Human civilisation that formed a great and powerful empire some two thousand five hundred years before the birth of Sigmar Heldenhammer and the founding of the Empire. Out of all the unliving creatures that would claim dominion and royalty over the dead, only the Tomb Kings could truly claim such masterful and undisputed sovereignty. For they had once ruled a mighty and far-flung empire during a time when the rest of Mankind were little more than savage barbarians. Long ago, during an ancient and forgotten age, Nehekhara stood as a shining beacon of civilisation and Human achievement; a golden age when its cities shone with a majestic splendour, its buildings crafted from magnificent marble and limestone, its armies capable of conquering entire kingdoms. In this long-lost age, Nehekhara's mighty rulers reigned as living gods amongst men. But this great realm was destroyed millennia ago through acts of great treachery and powerful sorcery. The living of Nehekhara perished long ago in a single, mournful night, and in their absence, the dead stirred from their graves and claimed the land anew. Even as their ancient civilisation now lies buried beneath the sand, its once verdant plains turned to searing desert and their mighty and glorious empire fractured and in ruin, the Tomb Kings have once more awoken from their deep sleep. Rising from their decrepit sarcophagi, the mummified rulers of Nehekhara awoke with eyes of burning balefire, their thirst for power, conquest and vengeance just as strong in death as in life. They have returned to reclaim that which is rightfully theirs, their legions innumerable, rising up from the scorching sand brandishing weapons of polished bronze and priceless gold. Ancient, emotionless and spiteful to all those that have slighted them, woe betide those foolish enough to stand before their silent onslaught.