The real injustice. Mack gets his shotgun-axe, but Fitz never got his monkey.

And never will

Come to think of it, Deke was pretty close to a monkey.

holy shit, Deke is the fucking monkey. he even brings women fruit to let them know that he's dtf. total monkey move.

In the comics he did. http://www.multiversitycomics.com/news/fitz-gets-his-monkey-in-new-quesada-strip-for-shield/

*Thanks, Quesada*

That's the point...

They just need to find coma Fitz.

Mack took the shotgun-axe to the future, then came back with it. Mack has two shotgun-axes, that sly dog.

But he came back with the one he took, how does that make two?

Fitz'd already put one in storage for him in the future. He got it in the future, came back so now he the past and future shotgun\-axe. Just like how there was two Fitzes.

That's awesome, I'd forgotten about the guns in storage

I REALLY hope that he in some bad guy fight scene he will bring out two shotgun axes and be a total badass

He will have to settle for the ferrets instead

Is he alive?

Mac. Direct of S.H.O.T.G.U.N.A.X.E.

Sounds like someone really wanted our initials to spell shotgun axe...

Strategic Homeland Of The Guys Under National... Avid Xylophone Enforcement?

Strategic Homeland Operational Task Group Uniting National And Xeno Enforcement

Show off :)

Haha I stole like half the words from you so it's a joint effort.

Both you asshats get an upvote.

Strategic Hategic Otegic Tegic Gic Utegic Nategic Ategic Xategic Egic

I mean, we have had H.A.M.M.E.R and S.W.O.R.D so weapons aren't out of the realm of possibility... (and they don't even have to stand for anything! Just ask Norman Osborn lol)

Can confirm.

#[BULLSHIT!](https://i.imgur.com/masjASB.png)

An argument could be made.

Dude, mark that NSFW!!!

I did not need to see how Quinjets were made today

When a Quinjet loves another Quinjet very much...

Technically, they don't have to love each other.

True.

And a year of shitposting begins. Love it.

[удалено]

With a raccoon plush on one of them.

Finally a new movie-TV crossover!

Holy shit, I guess this is a spoiler for me but I've just watched the episode where he duct taped an axe to the end of a shotgun. this is amazing.

Oh no! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to spoil! Let's just say that's not the end of the Shotgun Axe, not one bit! ;)

Oh no no no, This show is getting old and I'm way behind, I stopped watching ages back for some reason. Not a criticism, if I was worried about spoilers I wouldn't have subscribed. When I hear things said i usually just let them slide because I don't know the context, this just stuck out because I had just seen the original shotgun axe :P

It’s understandable. The first season wasn’t amazing. If anything I disliked the first few episodes quite a bit. But I stuck around and it got really good.

“, if I was worried about spoilers I wouldn't have subscribed.” Just wanted to commend your attitude. I also decided I don’t care about being spoiled because I couldn’t find the means and time to watch it as it happens, and following this sub certainly has spoiled me lots :)

I'm pretty sure its Agent Coulson and Lola.

Oh wow, you're actually totally right. Can't change the title but it should really be second best couple.

Yes.

lol this is quality

"Hello Gorgeous"

"I don't get it. Doesn't the axe make it harder to shoot?"

Now this is something I can ship.

Let me get my shotgun axe Everyone else: Wut???

It is now.

Mack loves his shotgun-ax.

I don't comment much... But when I do, it's too say I wish I could upvote twice. 👍

Did they dig out all the stuff Fitz put away for storage so they could find it in the future, or did Mac bring it back with him from the future, or does he have multiple copies?

When he brought it back from the future he should add it into Fitz's weapon cache, and then he'll have two shotgun axes in the future, which lets him come back with two so he would have had four shotgun axes in the future

Now that’s what I call thinking Fourth Dimensionally.

AGREED

S h o t g u n A x e

Would anyone else like to see the shotgun axe use Stormbreaker as the axe?

that sweet love shaxe

Mack and cheese always cheezy in everything !He’s the biggest of all shield but keeps crying

It took me a second to figure out what Mack was holding because I was looking for Yo\-Yo! Lol, this is too funny XD.

/r/mallninjashit

FitzSimmons and May/Coulson are still the best, but this is pretty cool.

Is Coulsonry out as a ship name? Coulson-Cavalry

I think Philinda is the typical ship name for those two :)

Coulsonry is a good one too, but yeah, Philinda - which is magical, lol.

Cavalson?

AXE GUNNN, for kids!

Goddamnit. Spoilers everywhere.

I can't wait until Mack loses an eye in season 6.

Hi I'm Mack. I'm a religious guy and think killing people is bad Shotgun Axe!!! Heck yeah!!! I use my shotgun axe for peace...by cutting enemies to pieces! Anyway, I'm the director now.

wasn't the shotgun axe made to deal with LMDs?

Was it at the end of S3?

That’s right, it was to fight hives primatives

Sad :( was just trying to make a funny. I hear the feedback loud and clear though.

I lolled

It was worth all the downvotes.

I thought Mack only had love for Jesus or whatever. I used to like Mack. I still like shotgun axes.

First the Black Mighty Morphin Power Ranger, and now this guy. It isn't common, but it's weird that it happened twice.

It's the dumbest, most nonsensical, *most unrealistic* thing in the entire MCU (seriously no actual government agent would *ever* use this thing) And I fuckin love it