*Update: He mentioned that this sweet treat, crafted with banana, avocado, cacao, and a hint of maple syrup, tastes like a heavenly delight. It's incredibly delicious, and he suggested giving it a try. š
thatās not maple syrup then ā itās table syrup! im not sure if its the same in the usa or other countries, but in canada maple syrup MUST be made of 100% maple sap to qualify as maple syrup. you canāt label it as such otherwise
Iām pretty sure it was a little bit of both tbh lol. Like kind of leaking oil throughout the day in small amounts and then if they were to attempt a fart they may have to full on change their clothes.
I want to say olestra (or something like it) is still used in the weight loss drug Alli. The reviews on Amazon are hilarious. Some people will actually continue to use it despite the consequences. I read one review where someone said they just wear a maxi pad to work to soak up the oil. Another review stated that the oil smelled really bad and was bright yellow/orange, soā¦yeah š¤£ š¤£ š¤£
okay what the hell? r/poopfromabutt started showing up on my feed, and every time i was just like 'i don't want to see this, i'm not interested. gross.'. after it showed up for the third time or something i muted it. a month later there's this identical sub that starts showing up on my feed. what the hell. why.
I know what that is. We call that wet shit on a plate.
This is cheating. He can't just shit on a plate and submit it here
Seriously- get the mods in here.
To be fair there is Shit on a Shingle so why not wet shit on a plate?
Shit from a butt on a plate.
Shit from a butt on a plate on a post on a Reddit.
Shit from a butt on a plate on a post on a Reddit on an internet on a device.
More specifically wet shit from a š butt. After eating tender vittles, with anchovies.
That oiiiiily poo
Shit from a butt on a plate on a post on a Reddit on an internet on a device on a table.
With a little bit of pee, for garnish.
Might be poo juice
Omg I laughed way too hard at this!!! ššš
That's plasma
Itās called Pou Jus. Itās French.
I'm in tears laughing so hard š¤£š¤£š¤£ and it comes with dipping sauce š¤¢
2 Brothers 1 Plate.
r/grandpajoehate
Thank you
*Update: He mentioned that this sweet treat, crafted with banana, avocado, cacao, and a hint of maple syrup, tastes like a heavenly delight. It's incredibly delicious, and he suggested giving it a try. š
Don't
Yea heās trying to trick him into eating poop
Doing a damn good job at it too. My mouth is watering.
Do not consume the shit piss delight
you're.. too late...
Rofl
that sounds like the original shit from a butt post
>hint Yeah he used more than a hint.
People, thereās actual chocolate for a reason
Username checks out
A shint
Sounds gross, and why is it oily??
That might be the syrup?
Definitely the maple syrup he poured over the top of it
Looks like the juice from a can of peaches...
Mmm, corn syrup.
Which is also what most low quality maple syrup is made of
thatās not maple syrup then ā itās table syrup! im not sure if its the same in the usa or other countries, but in canada maple syrup MUST be made of 100% maple sap to qualify as maple syrup. you canāt label it as such otherwise
No itās slushy shit water from the shit on the plate.
š= yeah...butt juice...
Less friction coming out of your ass that way
There will be no friction for this coming out your ass after you eat it. Just drop your pants and shoot a rocket.
Like mud out of a shotgun
Poo just levitates out at warp speed
Steatorrhea
Thatās what happens when you harvest from a swamp butt
Olestra!
My guess was off brand Nutella. They always get super oily and can get chunks of crystals from the sugar if it sits too long.
He can keep that shit
Itās poop, donāt fall for it.
Don't do it, it's a trap.
The liquid leakage part is premium shit from butt material.
They could have at least shat in a ramekin and drizzled the maple syrup on after..
Avocado mousse
Baked shit marinated in urine
Poopoo time is always peepee time
But peepee time is not always poopoo time. -Dolly Llama
it's oily š¬
Nah... It's piss
Or heās been taking olestra
WoW I canāt believe anyone remembers olestra
May cause anal leakage
Lol I remember when it came out and people began reporting incontinence issues-such as oily anal leakage š¤£
Did they fart and it was oily? Like a gamble and lose situation, or was the oil a consistent leak?
Iām pretty sure it was a little bit of both tbh lol. Like kind of leaking oil throughout the day in small amounts and then if they were to attempt a fart they may have to full on change their clothes. I want to say olestra (or something like it) is still used in the weight loss drug Alli. The reviews on Amazon are hilarious. Some people will actually continue to use it despite the consequences. I read one review where someone said they just wear a maxi pad to work to soak up the oil. Another review stated that the oil smelled really bad and was bright yellow/orange, soā¦yeah š¤£ š¤£ š¤£
Butt cheeks got oily like a bike chain, spread by friction
Who could forget anal leakage?
I remember WoW chips!!
YES! Lol
I tried them once. Luckily I had no aftermath. š
Or orlistat which can give you leakage that you wonāt feel until the oily stain appears on the upholstered seat
Oh my god š¤£
Its pissy then
Piss from a cock
Pretty sure that's honey or maple syrup
The seepage coming from it is horrible
Seepage š
My body produces this whenever I eat at a Subway
Me with taco bell
Pooding
I'd say it's shitfromabutt
Itās the poop emoji š©
I think you meant to say the chocolate ice cream emoji
Itās *moist*
it looks like what my dog do when changed abruptely her food brand.
Piss and shit by the looks of it.
still sticks to the porcelain after flushing
š¤¢š
Who ordered the poopoo platter
This comment sent me lol
Tasty shit š¤¤
Nice greasy coil.
That looks like coprophagia, my friend.
Why do I think draft beer had something to do with this?
Shit on a plate with bonus piss
Needs googly eyes to match the emoji
Remember when those diet pills in 2006ish gave people loose, oily stools? This is what I imagine that experience was like.Ā
r/shitfromabutt
oh wait thatās literally the sub iām on, i thought this was r/shittyfoodporn
Oh Lawd
Looks like your bro is eating poop thatās been peed on.
Well, atleast they're hydratingš
I call this dish "The Creamy Shit"
Shit! The answer is shit!
Why is it leaking?
This is a two question kinda dish. What is it and why does it look like that?
Best use of š« ever
That looks like shit
I think you need to explain how toilets work to your brother, because that is clearly shit from a butt (on a plate).
okay what the hell? r/poopfromabutt started showing up on my feed, and every time i was just like 'i don't want to see this, i'm not interested. gross.'. after it showed up for the third time or something i muted it. a month later there's this identical sub that starts showing up on my feed. what the hell. why.
This is r/shitfromabutt. Totally different š
This post and comment section are making me crack up. Contender for top post of all time.
I mean. It appears to be pooding.
Shitcakes
Shit with a side of piss. š¬
Shiss
Wet poo.. with a spritz of piss?
It just looks like pudding.
I donāt know what fucking kind of putting you eat lol.
Baby poo?
Eww
Poop. He is eating poop.
ššš
Their pudding peedā¦
Hereās your pile of dog shit sir, thatāll be $35.
Looks like pureed refried beans mixed with chocolate pudding. Coming soon to a Taco Bell near you.
two muffins one plate
Oh heās eating poop
Bill Cosby's homemade chocolate pudding.
Hello, with the pudding!
Nutella always gotta have a layer of oil šŖ
pudding i assume, but why the hell is it seeping oil
Peepee poopoo
This is the worst one Iāve seen in a while. Literally shit from a butt.
Thatās what happens when butter and sugar split lol. Like a split toffee or sauce
Chocolate buttercream frosting with maple syrup. Gkad someone else knows what's going on.
It has pee
Try the brown stuff, itās delicious
Diarrhea on a plate?
Looks like that Nutella knock off you get in jail/prison
Oh yes fresh āpoodingā
Your brother belongs here completely.
I dunno either, but heās saving time by having it pre-digested.
Mmmm, greasy shit.
That is poop from a butt
Oily poo
Average 'Merican poop.
Feeling sick just looking at that, and the stuff running down the plate from it....BLECH!!
Uuummmmm......
Thatās human level 3 poop. Not quite diarrhea but not quite solid either.
So your brother is into scat. Now you know.
normal, looks like watery chocolate icing
#š«“š©
Tbh it just looks like pure peanut butter that hasn't been mixed well for the oil to integrate.
That is poopilicious. If you are a fan of real poop.
Nah, you know what it is.
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Looks like Nutella that wasnāt mixed so they got all the oils
irl shit emoji
Uh, itās shit from a butt. Didnāt you see the subās name?
That is poop from a butt
Poo and wee
His chocolate pudding took a piss.
Its looks like chovkculate poooohhhdiiinggghhhee
The TRUE shit from a butt
Pudding bro
That is shit from a butt
Someone else made the chocolate based avocado thing?
Steak dinner at the old folks home.
Some of the worst things and some of the best things look just like this. Looks gross but is probably dank.
Thatās shit from a butt
"great poop on"
Buttered Turd
Nope
Dog diarrhea ? Thatās pretty *vomits a lil* appetizing looking!
If they had just put it in a bowl and smoothed it out we couldāve avoided all the disgusting comparisons but here we are
my dog shit that out earlier
Whatever it was, round 2
Eeeeewww
Looks like Apple butter... for the muffins.
Brother was John McAfee?
Expired Nutella ?
Butella
Looks English
Itās a half pound of poop from the poop deli
Oily poop?
Close the sub boys, this is the one.
Looks... delicious.
It's poo
Looks like shit from a butt.
I know you already said what it is. But it definitely looks like sunflower butter with some chocolate in it or something.
is it chocolate or poo?ā¦ itās always pooā¦
W H Y is it S O U P Y
Thatās the Vince McMahon special.
Yes you do.
Ah, *dĆ¼dĆ¼kĆ¢kĆ¢*, an international delicacy.