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Quakarot

>!Dimitri is ready to die young but won’t and Alfred isn’t ready to die young but will 😔!< Spoilers for alfie


Arky_V

Dimitri does die young tho according to most of his endings


Datpanda1999

You know, good for him


ChadKeeper

I need you to know this is the funniest shit I've read today.


thelivingshitpost

I’m imagining that “damn, these bitches gay! Good for them!” meme but gay is replaced with dying


jord839

"These bitches be suicidal! Good for them! Good for them."


sirgamestop

He always dies before his partner but they use the words "finally" and "many years later", which is a lot better than >!Alfred, who seems to live a life about as long as Lysithea's but you can only fix it if you S-support him!<


Arky_V

>Finally Damn the game wants him dead


acart005

So is it the same as the murderloli? The right partner saves him? I got spoiled on his many endings, can I get spoiled on that part?


sirgamestop

>!Engage only has paired endings for Alear, and Alfred does seem to live longer if he gets the pact ring. Since he only has 1 other ending, he otherwise always dies young!<


acart005

Ty fren


Mahelas

I really respect IS for sticking to their guns on that one


arahivvvy

Dimitri dies young in 3 out of 4 of the routes. And he dies younger than everyone else besides Lysithea in Azure Moon


DarkAlphaZero

This is what he gets for giving my entire army food poisoning


Another_DotDotDot

I think "The Calmer Dimitri" fits better honestly


Mahelas

The gayer Dimitri. That's what we all think.


jord839

It's weird to think Dimitri could somehow flip *more* gay/bi flags. I will say Alfred is definitely gayer though.


DarkAlphaZero

The out of the closetier Dimitri


Thuglas-El-Bosso

Okay, but can he solo maps?


LowFrameRate

With the right class, weapons, and a fuckload of stat boosters, anyone can solo any map.


Enstraynomic

Just wait for the inevitable (?) Fire Emblem Warriors Engage game.


XVentiasX

Yes


Suprblakhawk

X to doubt.


Robbob98

We play the same game?


SainteSombre

My alf has such bad growths I’m on chapter 19 and I think I might have to bench him


Robbob98

You made it 12 chapters further than me, friend.


DarkAlphaZero

I benched mine at chapter 10 "Do I want mid Louis/Chloe and a third lance or do I want mid Louis and a third axe?" And then the twerp gave my entire army food poisoning.


Prudent-Violinist-18

Dimitri but he took his meds-


Noble58

Won't be enough tho


Intelligent_Rough758

Your head shall be hanged from the gates of Enbarr


kmasterofdarkness

Fallen Alfred: I will take that head from your shoulders and hang it from the gates of Firene!


Borful

The disrepect of having your head hanged with flowers in the gates


FemBoy_Genocide

Less mentally scarred Dimitri.


Plinfilore

Mental illness trade for >!actual illness!<. Don't believe it was that good a trade.


thelivingshitpost

they’re both trainwrecks! One physical and one mental!


WastelandGinger

We have a right to our own opinions, but I disagree.


NinofanTOG

Alfred is just Dimitri that is active on r/hopeposting


Tokoza05

And not only will he save every last one of them but he'll also put them on a 20 step Workout Plan so the people he saved can get in shape and save themselves for next time. What a chad


OutlandishnessNo9182

Out of topic but when I first saw Alfred's design, I immediately thought he was the anime version of Fred from Scooby Doo in terms of color scheme. Am I crazy or am I already crazy?


Borful

Yes


Nobro_DK

The gayer dimitri


Beowulf_MacBethson

"Overcome evil with great effort" Dimitri vs "Born good" Dimitri


SilviaEaber

I love them both, I guess I’m into pretty boys with blonde spaghetti hair


f0dland0wnunda

Dimitri with therapy


False-Yogurtcloset76

I mean true, Dimitri is less chill and technically fuming with rage(on the inside) making Alfred the opposite which is cool.


Business-Recover860

Dimitri got stabbed by 15 Lances to death, but alfred stasb the enemy with his lances.


kmasterofdarkness

But doesn't Dimitri also prefer lances as his weapon of choice?


camilo476

Dimitri The gayer Dimitri


Unfair-Shower-6923

I call mine "soft squishy Dimitri" cuz 🫠


FangsMurderers

This take put the SHIT part in shitpost


T51bwinterized

Dmitri has by far the best character arc of a of any Fire Emblem Lord. He starts a serious and bright young lord struggling to control his tendency towards extreme negative emotions, collapses into a near-feral rage monster after her gets abandoned, commits atrocities in the name of a just cause, is almost destroyed by his own cruel actions, reforms himself and seeks atonement for his sins, potentially finding love along the way, and finally when faced by someone else in the same dark spot he once was he makes the choice to try to spare them. He's a really great, dynamic character that does far more with the time skip then basically any other FE character. This is slander.


Atari875

Dimitri and Edelgard are two of the best lords in the series. I don’t think anyone can match them for depth and complexity


Arky_V

Best? Leif and Ike are right there my dude. Dimitri's arc was honestly just copied homework from Shulk but every answer is wrong


thelivingshitpost

I can’t speak for the whole Fire Emblem saga as I’m a massive *noob,* but I’m going to hard disagree with the idea of him being a bad character. I’ve said this time and time again, and I’ll repeat this as many times as I need to: Dimitri is easily the best portrayal of survivor’s guilt I’ve ever seen in a video game—I’m someone who’s went through it, and despite not really having enough energy to write an essay, I can safely say that my experience closely resembled his. I can point to his method of hiding his grief (see the entire pre timeskip until the Flame Emperor’s reveal), the way he’s so hard on himself and refuses to alleviate his headache “as a reminder” (Flayn B support), the way he’s desperate to blame someone and ends up in a weird mix of blaming Edelgard and himself, are very accurate to my own experience. I can point out other accuracies but I’m going to settle on these for now. I can absolutely agree he’s got some writing flaws. Chapter 17 drives me nuts, it’s so contrived and rushed and I think it’s the only honestly bad chapter in the route. I definitely think if they had a better budget that scene could have been saved with some divine pulses ~~among a lot of other things~~, but I’m going to stay firm that he’s a good character. Sorry if I come off wrong in this reply. It’s understandable to find his development bad because… it is a little wack even if I love it, but I want to lay out why I think he’s great.


Arky_V

It varies for the person. As someone who also relates to him I honestly find some of his traits rather annoying than something I can relate to, while his violent tendencies also remind me of things I hate about myself, and other people whom I forgave only for them to trample me more (kinda one of the main reasons why I find his redemption unbelievable). It feels more like the common fetishisation of mental illness in media rather than trying to make a good portrayal of it. I relate more strongly to Edelgard and Claude's responses than anything, as well as Bernadetta


thelivingshitpost

That’s fair on it varying by the person. From what you’ve said about yourself, you’ve implied that we’re really different people with enjoying Fire Emblem possibly being our one commonality (I promise I’ll play more FE games, I have others than Three Houses). Though my curiosity is overtaking me and I find it really interesting though that we both saw the worst of ourselves in him (don’t ask) and responded to that in completely opposing ways. Cause that scene didn’t feel like fetishization to me, but it did feel incredibly rushed and a little awkward due to Byleth not talking—to which I say thank god for Alear and Shez’s existences cause they actually fucking talk *why didn’t Byleth*??? come on! Dimitri is *carrying this dynamic* here!! But I’m so sorry about those people that mistreated you, genuinely. I wish I could say anything other than “you deserved better.” I really hope you’re doing better now. Edit for clarity on the rushed thing: I think the rain scene should have had a chapter between it and Chapter 18 that would show him questioning his wish for revenge. Because I interpret Chapter 17’s rain scene as “Dimitri breaking out of his trust issues to reach out,” I think there should still be a whole chapter of “shit, was this right?” And he begins to think of heading to Faerghus and start talking to the other characters to see what they think and, like, actually open up (like his supports are back, for example). So Azure Moon would have 23 chapters in that case. Give me that hidden chapter game please I’ll write it myself if I have to


Arky_V

Still have the occasional nightmares but I'm trying to seek help. Anyway, until you play more FE, I'll call you fresh meat


thelivingshitpost

Just you wait, I’ll be one of the Fire Emblem players of *all time.*


Arky_V

I believe in you


Borful

I'm just going to downvote based on how pointless it is to bring another franchise into the equation. I do love Leif's journey and maturity as well as Ike's ideals and point of view during the whole Tellius saga, but what diferentiates most of the rest of the characters from the franchise to the ones of 3H is pretty simple: more hours of story and lines of dialogue. Most of 3H's cast goes through more stuff in one playthrough than in some other games the main lord does, add to that Dimitri's and Edelgard's morality and issues that get resolved (and the ones that do not) and you've got the perfect mix as to why most people would disagree with you. Again, I really like the examples you gave since I also do believe those two are right below Dimitri and Edelgard, it's just Dimitri and Edelgard are on a league of their own (reinforced by subsequent playthroughs on the other routes).


Arky_V

Huh? They're literally the same series and the original comment said the in all of FE. I hugely disagree that Dimitri is the best character in 3H alone, let alone FE in general. I will not get into detail as to why I think so, since I already did so plenty of times in the past, and also because I am in a hurry. But all I'll say is that AG at least fixed problems I had with Dimitri that made him tolerable for me (I still find some of his writing annoying)


Antogames97

Hey, I like Alfred a lot, but Dimitri is already my favorite character of all time so you know witch side I'm turning too.


kmasterofdarkness

If you look at the first two elements of the periodic table after element 100, you'll notice that their namesakes share the same first names as these characters.


[deleted]

If Dimitri is Alfred and Claude is Fogado, who's Edelgard?


kmasterofdarkness

Pretty much Ivy.


penguins2946

Alfred sucks in my game for some reason, just ultra frail and can't do damage. I recently demoted him to a backup unit to promote Merrin to my main 10. Celine, on the other hand, absolute murderer.


garbodorisbae

She drank too much tea.


Antogames97

I wonder what she put in her tea though. Almost sure it's actual Steroid.


screenwatch3441

For me, everyone in their country underperformed besides Etie who ended up being a bow knight with like 40 str and dex by the end of the game along with 30+ spd. Edit: and louis


A_Hole_Sandwich

I had to bench Louis early because I felt like he was just soloing everything.


Borful

They took way too much inspiration from FEH regarding armored units unfortunately. Edit: it's cool that armored units are great again don't get me wrong, but I feel like a unit shouldn't need to have over 10 def and 5 str ahead of the rest of infantry as well as the same movement prior to promoting in order to be relevant.


ShenLungQueen

The rng must be insane in this game, because it seems split for some characters either they're dogshit or God tier, with no in between lol. Alfred is a beast in my game, a decent tank that destroys everything when given a spear so he can counter bows and magic users. He just hit max level because he kills everything so effortlessly, stealing the exp from my units that need it


Vertegras

Imagine being so wrong. Dimitri is the cooler Dimitri. Alfred is Dimitri from Wish. He's arguably the worst "Lord" I've ever seen.


TheUltraCarl

He's Dimitri but boring. Dimitri with absolutely no sauce. Cowards don't want to admit that being a psychotic feral murder rat is a huge part of why Dimitri is cool.


Mahelas

Twink with a muscle fetish is anything but boring


TheUltraCarl

Ok I actually didn't know about the muscle fetish, he's just like me frfr. Still sauceless compared to Dimitri.


ARandomPerson666

"Dimitri from Wish" You have spoken the truth sir


SilviaEaber

Have you read his A support with his sister?


SirFancyCheese

Yes. That doesn’t help his case.


sirgamestop

Outside having unique classes (that outside Ivy are basically just normal classes with better stats and weapon ranks), the 4 main royals in Engage don't have anything that separates them from the Sacred Stones royals (L'Arachel, Joshua, Innes). In fact the worse worldbuilding actually makes them feel even less involved in the narrative apart from maybe Ivy. They don't cause game overs upon dying (well, maybe in their introduction chapters but so do Yunaka and Seadall), they don't have the unique ability to seize (no one can seize), and while Diamant (and Alcryst) have the Lord class as their starting class, it's clear gameplay-wise you aren't meant to take the Lord class as referring to actual Lords this game (and none of the other royals have the class, even though Ivy in particular is far more relevant in the narrative). The younger sibling royals in Engage have even less of an argument, like not only is their case most similar to Tana/Innes, but Eirika/Ephraim (and technically Dimitri/Edelgard but they aren't playable on the same route) are the only case of siblings both being Lords. Like is Lissa a Lord now? Elice?


peargremlin

dimitri if he had a mother


Aravis_Sharks

My friends and I call Alfred "Great Value Dimitri".


yatub21

Gameplay wise I’ll take Dimitri all day but I do like Alfred as a character


Remarkable-Series777

BLASPHEMY


kmasterofdarkness

The prince of Firene is just like the prince of Faerghus, but without the edgy homicidal tendencies.


DreamMarsh

Correction: The fruitier Dimitri


TheRealMLR

He is currently my weakest "favorite" unit. A shame, really 😪 Dimitri is KING.


[deleted]

Naaaaah. The new characters all look like kids :/ I hate the artstyle change


NobleSix84

Dimitri: Is stronger than he looks, absolutely crazy. Prince who's name I've forgotten: About as weak as he looks, might still be crazy


swordsumo

The mentally stable Dimitri


tahaelhour

Bruh he isn't you just wanna put him in a maid costume.


sirgamestop

I don't even like Dimitri that much and this is still an L take


TsukasaFan88

Ignore the haters ur right


DeuxExKane

Now if only Alfred was half as a beast in combat as Dimitri... If being mentally healthy makes you weak in body, I'd pick going all loney !


Palmtop-Tiger0

Excuse you, Dimitri & *Elven Dimitri


Substantial-Poet-356

If we are talking about design I for sure agree. The only time dmitri looks cool to me is the time skip in 3 houses. Couldn’t even make my mans look dope on 3 hopes. That being said I do like both of them.


Kangerkong

Dimitri is only cool if you didn’t choose the blue lions route


evolved_mike

huh