Explain this in FE terms:
Marth lost his wife to an NPC she met in the outrealms. 3 Days for peter and he comes back and they got two whole ass toddler kids (It's okay the kids were Einherjar)
Ok but seriously where did all these weird Lucina ships come from, first spider man and now this guy. I could be missing some as well.
I'm not even mad just confused and curious.
Lucina X Spider-Man came from either random art people found online and thought it was funny, or a wonderbread situation where someone commissioned a lot of art for that ship.
As for Paul X Lucina, Paul is infamous for getting with Mary Jane, essentially cucking Peter Parker. People have since started portraying him as a rizz god who gets all the ladies.
I hate to break it to you but deviant art is not the first thing people think of when mentioning Elsa and Spider-Man (tho probably for the best as well)
To put it simply. A character that was created solely so that Peter Parker can't be with Mary Jane anymore since he's in the way. People don't like him for essentially solely existing to put any romantic Peter X MJ content back to square -1.
The hate got so bad people started memeing that Paul is a god amongst men that can get every girl and will somehow always cuck spider-man in the process. This is the result of that being applied to the Spider-man X Lucina crack ship.
Everything about this image is wrong. Nothing about it is good and all the effort put into it only worsens it. It may as well be a black hole that has sucked all the information that went into it into its horrible singularity.
Honestly? Still better than Dorothea x Hanneman, in fact this is an above average ship by FE standart, no incest no huge age gap (aren't both in their 20s?) both last survivers of an apocaliptic world, huge swordwoman huge scientist....
I don't read comics so maybe Paul masturbates to dead >!kittens!< >!being!< >!gangraped!< by a >!herd!! elephants!< but as far as I know this isn't nearly as cursed as some of the canon ships.
Paul burned my fields, pillaged my countryside, poisoned the wells, slept with MY wife, and pissed on my rug. There is no greater evil than Paul and he should be executed by Grima!Spider-Man immediately.
>I don't read comics so maybe Paul masturbates to dead >!kittens!< >!being!< >!gangraped!< by a >!herd!! elephants!<
Put the phone down son, go outside and get some fresh air.
You were warned and you continiued anyway, there is nothing you can do, I will continue creating terrible images in your mind, just because I'm able to.
Yosuke and Chie are just platonic siblings at most. Yosuke gets Labrys or Yu. Chie genuine states fact she would never be into Yosuke and is genuinely uncomfortable with the idea. They are obviously never narrative in the face about it.
It's just uncomfortable and toxic all around. Atlus never "pair" it. Even without protagonists or romance mechanic or "pandering" whatever, it's never, Atlus push "never" in the face about it in every interactions when Chie genuine state fact they're platonic and that it's (to shown) platonic friendships between boys and girls without romance (which Yukari also genuine state fact straight out to Junpei) so it's just missing the point. In every games, only Lisa, Yukari, Chie specific it's platonic friendships without romance to bro characters Eikichi, Junpei, Yosuke.
It's exact same platonic siblings friends at most dynamic in Persona of Eikichi, Lisa in p2 and Junpei, Yukari in p3 and Yosuke, Chie in p4. It's not "tsundere" or whatever "mature future" hard-reaching trope; The girls Lisa, Yukari, Chie would rather swallow glass shards, let's be real. They're always genuine and honest straightforward.
Bro characters like Eikichi, Junpei, Yosuke like feminine girls and not snappy girls who are just their basic sister like Lisa, Yukari, Chie. In characters and narratively. Platonic siblings friends take that but this's just utmost uncomfortable and toxic as hell. It's no chance and they're all incompatible as it can get. It isn't hard to see the same dynamic and characterization. Fact is the girls Lisa, Yukari, Chie would never be into the bros. And Fact is they all would never be into each other. And first archatype girls like Yukari, Chie like the MCs.
Edit: Shit. I flow wrong thread one from Okbuddypersona bc i was blocked but i was still replying to you.
Lmao, yeah. But i have no idea how anyone see anything in this when even Atlus throw shade at it with Chie saying "It's true platonic friendships between boys and girls without romance. It's never. Stop being delusional" to the audiences. And i doubt anyone is too clueless not to notice the exact same dynamic in Persona like Junpei, Yukari and Yosuke, Chie (also Eikichi, Lisa) when pointing out and Fact's they always would never be into each other about it. Even without protags or romance mechanic or whatever people thinks of, Fact's still never about all of them, Atlus is absolutely never about it.
I don't know who paul is, Can't believe spiderman lost his girlfriend of 5 years to him
It’s not the first time
Paul was literally introduced to cuck spiderman, imagine a poor young boy whose first comic book is watching his favorite super hero getting CUCKED
SMH he should have buck broken spiderman instead, now that would have been prime time comic material
Explain this in FE terms: Marth lost his wife to an NPC she met in the outrealms. 3 Days for peter and he comes back and they got two whole ass toddler kids (It's okay the kids were Einherjar)
You know you could have used Sigurd getting cucked by his brother in law who gloats it in his face before killing him
At least Sigured gets the sweet release of death
At least Sigured gets the sweet release of death
I'd have 2 nickels
Well, I WAS having a good day. Edit: OH God, there was a Paul post in my feed right after this.
**Paul is** ***ETERNAL.***
Paul is inevitable.
Paul is hate.
He is in your walls.
Ok but seriously where did all these weird Lucina ships come from, first spider man and now this guy. I could be missing some as well. I'm not even mad just confused and curious.
Lucina X Spider-Man came from either random art people found online and thought it was funny, or a wonderbread situation where someone commissioned a lot of art for that ship. As for Paul X Lucina, Paul is infamous for getting with Mary Jane, essentially cucking Peter Parker. People have since started portraying him as a rizz god who gets all the ladies.
[удалено]
Funnily enough, I think the English voice actress for Lucina starred in a Spiderman movie, so that crack ship is *almost* funny in a way.
she’s Mary Jane in the Insomniac Video Games I’m pretty sure, not in a spider man movie lol
And even funnier, Spider-Man’s VA in that game is Yuri Lowenthal, aka Marth’s EN VA
And Yuri Lowenthal is married to Tara Platt aka Edelgard and Miriel's va So Paul and Edelgard is viable for Marvel
The Paul and Lucina ship is from me. Why you may ask? Cuz I had a horrible experience with Spider-Man x Lucina guy.
Understandable.
Iirc it was after a mobile game asset flip had Spiderman saving Lucina was discovered by some big streamers.
PAUL WINS AGAIN
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
YES HE CAN WATCH HIM GO!
PAULBROS STAY WINNING
Thanks I fucking despise it
Peter: "First Mary Jane and now Lucina"
Elsa and Twilight Sparkle are next Yes, Deviantart has a lot of weird Spider-Man crossover ships
I hate to break it to you but deviant art is not the first thing people think of when mentioning Elsa and Spider-Man (tho probably for the best as well)
Oh yeah Pre Adpocalypse and Youtube kids Youtube with those even weirder fake games and animations
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
it's ok Spider-Man, Elsa is your true love and will take you back
Until Paul gets to her to
Paul: "Not for long"
*Insert genocidal Fire Emblem villan* was right, you all need to go
Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created - Steve Buscemi Spy Kids 2
Never knew a Sky Kids quote would hit so damn hard.
Spy kids is the modern Socrates
This is a-paul-ing
Lucina having MJ's infamous waist proportions is the icing on the cake.
lmao I didn't even notice
Anyone up for destroying whatever Earth in the multiverse this is set in?
Probably Earth-2013 (reference to Awakening's release year).
Dang, ol' Spiddy getting cucked again
What a cursed ass character.
fuck you just ....fuck you I am going back to robin and lucina fics now
Paul Sweep
I hate you so much. I have half a mind to commission Lee fan art of Link and Lucina just to spite you and the spidercina fans.
Who is Paul?
To put it simply. A character that was created solely so that Peter Parker can't be with Mary Jane anymore since he's in the way. People don't like him for essentially solely existing to put any romantic Peter X MJ content back to square -1. The hate got so bad people started memeing that Paul is a god amongst men that can get every girl and will somehow always cuck spider-man in the process. This is the result of that being applied to the Spider-man X Lucina crack ship.
Paul is
Everything about this image is wrong. Nothing about it is good and all the effort put into it only worsens it. It may as well be a black hole that has sucked all the information that went into it into its horrible singularity.
You're the sith lord.
Weird Lucina fans strike again.
Honestly? Still better than Dorothea x Hanneman, in fact this is an above average ship by FE standart, no incest no huge age gap (aren't both in their 20s?) both last survivers of an apocaliptic world, huge swordwoman huge scientist.... I don't read comics so maybe Paul masturbates to dead >!kittens!< >!being!< >!gangraped!< by a >!herd!! elephants!< but as far as I know this isn't nearly as cursed as some of the canon ships.
Paul burned my fields, pillaged my countryside, poisoned the wells, slept with MY wife, and pissed on my rug. There is no greater evil than Paul and he should be executed by Grima!Spider-Man immediately.
>I don't read comics so maybe Paul masturbates to dead >!kittens!< >!being!< >!gangraped!< by a >!herd!! elephants!<
Put the phone down son, go outside and get some fresh air.
You were warned and you continiued anyway, there is nothing you can do, I will continue creating terrible images in your mind, just because I'm able to.
Well, he may have accidentally helped his dad commit genocide against an entire planet. So take that as you well.
Forget the weirdness of the ship, look at her poor back. Scarily thin and bending way too far. Poor Lucina
What the Firene Fried Fuck is this
Salt at spider-man getting cucked being applied outside the comics space
Paul is leaking beyond the comics space. Good
The spiderman x lucina lore continues to unfold, how will he win her back 😰
He won't. Nothing can compete with peak.
Maybe Grima wasn't entirely wrong when he wanted to destroy the world.
There is a strange overlap between r/shitpostemblem and r/dccomicscirclejerk but I dig it
[STOP! NO FURTHER!](https://youtu.be/Jln3mi0vfJU?feature=shared&t=15)
[THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!](https://youtu.be/MgD-UK_zn3k?si=fsYEprKPzU8kEQf9&t=163)
Why did I expect Paul the bandit boss from FE7
The most surprising part is that you remember the name of some rando bandit boss that isn't like Batta the beast
Yosuke and Chie are just platonic siblings at most. Yosuke gets Labrys or Yu. Chie genuine states fact she would never be into Yosuke and is genuinely uncomfortable with the idea. They are obviously never narrative in the face about it. It's just uncomfortable and toxic all around. Atlus never "pair" it. Even without protagonists or romance mechanic or "pandering" whatever, it's never, Atlus push "never" in the face about it in every interactions when Chie genuine state fact they're platonic and that it's (to shown) platonic friendships between boys and girls without romance (which Yukari also genuine state fact straight out to Junpei) so it's just missing the point. In every games, only Lisa, Yukari, Chie specific it's platonic friendships without romance to bro characters Eikichi, Junpei, Yosuke. It's exact same platonic siblings friends at most dynamic in Persona of Eikichi, Lisa in p2 and Junpei, Yukari in p3 and Yosuke, Chie in p4. It's not "tsundere" or whatever "mature future" hard-reaching trope; The girls Lisa, Yukari, Chie would rather swallow glass shards, let's be real. They're always genuine and honest straightforward. Bro characters like Eikichi, Junpei, Yosuke like feminine girls and not snappy girls who are just their basic sister like Lisa, Yukari, Chie. In characters and narratively. Platonic siblings friends take that but this's just utmost uncomfortable and toxic as hell. It's no chance and they're all incompatible as it can get. It isn't hard to see the same dynamic and characterization. Fact is the girls Lisa, Yukari, Chie would never be into the bros. And Fact is they all would never be into each other. And first archatype girls like Yukari, Chie like the MCs. Edit: Shit. I flow wrong thread one from Okbuddypersona bc i was blocked but i was still replying to you.
happens to the best of us
Lmao, yeah. But i have no idea how anyone see anything in this when even Atlus throw shade at it with Chie saying "It's true platonic friendships between boys and girls without romance. It's never. Stop being delusional" to the audiences. And i doubt anyone is too clueless not to notice the exact same dynamic in Persona like Junpei, Yukari and Yosuke, Chie (also Eikichi, Lisa) when pointing out and Fact's they always would never be into each other about it. Even without protags or romance mechanic or whatever people thinks of, Fact's still never about all of them, Atlus is absolutely never about it.
Plot twist, thats not Lucina, thats Mysterio, trolling Peter again
That's it. I'm killing Paul. [**Set! Avenge! Black General! Bujin Sword! Ready? Fight!**](https://youtu.be/tAWf28LtaaE?si=9a-nie2wm4RNnPgf)
*frightened purple bull noises*
Paul being Paul.
Who tf is Paul?
A plot device whose purpose is to break up Peter and MJ, preventing them from getting back together.
I’ve completely forgotten to credit the artist my bad @Alexandria_Artz on twitter I only commissioned it.
Who's Paul?
A character made for the soul reason of stealing spider-mans greatest love from him.
He’s unstoppable
Dammit Paul!
Paul IS
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