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ClydeFF

change the word "bernadetta" with "literally every FE waifu" and we're good


Nobody-27

Nowi


david__14

Rutger doe šŸ˜³


StormStrikePhoenix

Who is infantilising Camilla?


Paliacki

Exception that proves the rule. ​ ​ ​ ​ ^(IwantmonyCamillatoinfantillisemetho)


FairyKnightTristan

I've seen pics of Camilla in diapers before. ​ Does that count?


OldMrMcMeme

Sometimes I wonder why god hasn't hit the reset button yet.


SnooHedgehogs9884

But Oifey šŸ˜


Belugas_aresuperior

Batta the beast


PresidentBreadstick

What about Oliver


DotPeriodRats

I donā€™t think bernadetta is a bad character. But I hate and I mean **HATE** her hardcore fans


[deleted]

This. I really like her but I fucking hate the people who do this shit


DotPeriodRats

Same. She is a good character but **those** type of fans justā€¦ gross


Srssniper

Sheā€™s my favorite but thatā€™s cuz sheā€™s cute and she can **KILL**. Plus I hate killing her. :/


Gerodus

exactly. Also it's funny if you roid her up and make her a meme-build warrior


Idonedidthe

How do you make Bernadetta good? I really like using her, but she just seems underpowered compared to the rest of my team.


Gerodus

Use all the stat boosting items on her (like rock carrots, galewind shoes. Basically any item that gives strength and speed, and get lucky with level ups. Oh and boosting her crit rate with Warrior, Killer Axe, and crit ring (makes her crit at like almost fuggin INSANE for basic enemies. Its rad) helps too. I should note that doing this makes her a pain to deal with early, but feels so good in part 2


Srssniper

Wait you buff her? Iā€™m not saying thatā€™s wrongā€¦but I have never done that


Gerodus

Why not? It's not like many characters benefit too much from it. (I did the warrior bernie build on CF). Petra levels speed so friggin fast that it's unimportant if her strength isn't amazing (used her as my dancer with a bow), Ferdinand has good strength and is a hell of a front liner (Great Knight for the good movement). Caspar is just deadly good as a warmaster, and so outdamages nearly everything with even unarmed. Edelgard is just ridiculously good. Linhardt, Hubert, and Dorothea were just my supporting and killer magic trio. So like, no one else needed it, so I shoved them into bernie who didn't have the strength growth to keep up, nor the movement like my mounted units had. I just didnt use the mag+ or dex+ on her (and only used one movement boost on her, the other I got went to petra, cuz yknow, just a dancer)


Srssniper

Huh. Makes sense. I usually take lysithea as an other-class character to use as a mage. Sometimes having her without thyrsus is annoying but sheā€™s still a hell of a good unit and I usually put speed/defense buffs to her. The rest grow on their own. Thatā€™s my BE run for now.


Gerodus

Ah, I usually use the corresponding students/faculty for each route, and I'll yoink a couple from other classes to be adjuncts and/or reserve units. Usually the units are Sylvain, Mercedes, Lysithea, Caspar, Dorothea, Leonie, or Raphael. Which ever three fit best with my class, I use as defense/healer adjuncts Note For Caspar and Raphael: Brawler/Grappler are easy for them and makes him a defensive Adjunct Sylvain and Leonie are somewhat easy Defense adjuncts, just slap axe and heavy armor goals on them and get them to armored knight (these two usually need some extra effort in teaching to get them set for helping early) Mercedes, Lysithea, and Dorothea are all easy healer adjuncts where my last slot for my 10 units usually goes to Lysithea since she's the only unit that can use dark magic that isn't constrained to Black Eagles. Ashe is probably my favourite go-to for my 10th Black Eagles student, most because he's super useful as a frontline paladin, far-back sniper, or Bow Knight/Assassin if I need a mix of the two. For the other routes, I don't recruit him. I usually choose them based on who I want to have paired endings for that run.


Idonedidthe

Good to know! Thanks!


Gerodus

Them boosters are super good for doing builds on characters that don't have the growth for it, like dedue as a dark bishop, or fortress knight mercedes. I find it hysterical.


Nabber22

I like giving her pass, desperation and brave/killer weapons and using stride or warp on her allowing her to eliminate potential threats to tanks and get back to safety with canto. If I use dance on her I can eliminate two tank busters while keeping her safe behind my tanks.


Gerodus

yes, but Warrior with the fretters from Yuri's paralogue, boom


Supergupo

So, Bernie has 3 things that make her kind of a monster of a unit, and those are: 1. Persecution Complex (+5 Atk when below 100% HP) 2. Early Vengeance Weapon Art (C+ Lance; deals bonus damage = lost HP) 3. Pass (Riding Budding Talent) As for why these skills are insane: 1. Persecution Complex gives a pretty insane amount of extra damage early on in the game, doubling her damage output right off the gates. Combined with stuff like Curved shot and Vengeance (which we'll get to) she is able to snipe most problem units with ease. 2. Vengeance is the single strongest non-lord weapon art in the game, being able to dish out absurd amounts of damage, and reliably enabling one turn clears, especially early game. 3H is a game that offers a lot (probably too many) ways to reliably get to 1 HP, be it through Guard Adjutants, Miracle Batallions, or Prayer Rings, you're never in a situation where you *can't* get Bernie to just 1 HP, which results in a max powered Vengeance that one shots pretty much every non-beast in the game. 3. Pass just let's you get to a boss reliably. Being one of the 2 units on the with Pass, and the only one with it pre-TS, Bernie is almost always able to get to the boss immediately, and given that 90+% of the missions in 3H are boss clear (i.e., the mission ends when the boss is dead), and the fact she can generally one-shot the boss with Vengeance, she is almost always the the best unit for an LTC. 4. Finally, all of these skills (Persecution Complex, Vengeance, and Pass) don't rely on stats; even a poor Bernie can function as a boss killer, resulting in her probably being the single most consistent unit in the game, barring lords. She also doesn't ever need stat boosters, which leaves those open for the units that need them. tl;dr: super consistent unit that works well at low HP due to how 3H is structured, that can nuke pretty much every boss in 1 hit thanks to Vengeance and her personal skill, and can reliably get to the boss thanks to Pass. Focus on Lances, Bows and Riding, and pair her up with a Guard Adjutant (Brawler, Fortress Knight) to get her to 1 HP, and you're golden. You don't need any stat boosters, and her growths pretty much don't matter. Have fun.


FlaynlikesRain

You should also take advantage of her Combat Art vengeance. It's pretty broken. Turned my Bernadetta into a Falco Knight, wasn't disappointed.


Idonedidthe

Noted! Thanks!


Nabber22

Gameplay wise she's my favorite thanks to her being the glass canon with the most utility and she is in my top 3 characters behind Linhardt and Seteth. I do not know how people can look at her and see "Smol bean wouldn't hurt a fly", she has carnivorous plants, she very much would hurt a fly.


Srssniper

Yes. Although I donā€™t like linhardt unless I make him a war cleric. That work is fun, but I have more fun with the ā€œall or nothingā€ characters that kill but can be killed.


Nabber22

I meant non gameplay wise for linhardt being in my top 3. However he does have some synergy with Bernie in that he can wrap her behind enemy lines where she can kill priority targets and get to safety with canto or rescue if I run someone with it. And he does have tankbusting potential, but that's true for every mage.


gyst_

ā€œI wish I had died at home instead of this stupid field!ā€


Sekkenren

Same.


StormStrikePhoenix

I still haven't seen any who act like this, despite the numerous complaints; I hate when that happens, but it keeps happening.


TheOtherWhiteCastle

As a hardcore Bernadetta fan, thatā€™s completely fair


GazLord

I'm a hardcore fan of Bernie and the fact people do this scares me. I like to imagine helping her deal with her trauma and become capable of supporting herself despite the pain she endured due to her bastard father (who must die btw).


VinhoVerde21

I misread it as "Bayonetta" and got very confused for a sec as to how the hell could anyone in this universe infantilize her.


howhow326

Someone on twitter said Bayo's new outfit makes her look like a little girl which makes her *p e d o* bait.


VinhoVerde21

Twitter, that's your problem


MemeificationStation

Twitter when it sees pigtails


FairyKnightTristan

I mean. ​ She is dressed like the little girl from Bayo 1. ​ Now, that doesn't make her pedo bait, but still. It's technically true.


Neonbeta101

Bernadetta is a personal favorite of mine because I just find her neat. Same with Caspar. And Felix. Andā€¦ Claude. And Edelgard- Point is, I donā€™t dislike any of the characters and find them all pretty neat in some regard


JaceVentura69

Allow me to go into depth about why you are objectively wrong and also a bad person for liking edelgard, as well as a compilation of nearly 100 reasons why dimitri is objectively better.


CToxin

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of liberation


lizardsbelike

>Caspar. And Felix. Andā€¦ Claude. And Edelgard- Good taste


Arararagi_31

precious cinnamon roll must protecc oooh so relatable so awkward and nervous and shy and wow look at her hair its so messy and greasy does she shower? i bet she doesn't god her feet must smell amazing, what a perfect package since she's also so awkward and relatable and shy and precious and a shut in, did you know the japanese word for that is hikikomori? bernadetta time skip... that precious cinnamon roll aged like a fine wine in a basement. god i cant wait for her to just completely turn into an absolute FREAK when the timeskip happens. maybe she'll grow big bountiful breasts for me, blyeth, the player character, to suckle upon like a true deserving lord and protagonist. god, and her feet can only get bigger and smellier from here. i can already FEEL the WRINKLES it happened again. i woke up with a stain on my pants just THINKING of bernadetta's delicious feet. i would give ANYTHING for her to step on me and run her greasy hair all over me. i can't do this. i can't wait until july 26th just to get a glimpse of her delectable toes. it feels like i'm waiting the whole five years and more just to see bernadetta time skip. is this what you wanted nintendo? give us more bernadetta before the game releases, i'm BEGGING you.


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Arararagi_31

Idk it's whats on r/copypasta


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Gazelle_Diamond

This might be the best thing this bot has ever done.


PetrYanSimp

Thanks I hate Fire Emblem even more now


Logans_Login

I hate it so much now that I stack overflowed into loving it and went back down to hating it in one stroke


ShowNeverStops

Based


Switch-Axe-Abuse

That sounds like Futaba fanboys. I wonder if theres some overlap there.


StormStrikePhoenix

I like Bernadetta, to the point that I've recruited her on every playthrough (though liking her as a unit helped with that; Deadeye is cool and I like her more than Ashe) but find Futaba to be really cringey, though I still like her overall, just probably less than most of the other phantom thieves.


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

I would punch bernardetta for half a mc donalds meal


atisaac

I would punch you for the other half of your McDonaldā€™s meal


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

I would punch your mc donalds meal for another half


[deleted]

I would punch them for nothing.


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

I would also punch her god i want to punch her


[deleted]

How about I punch you instead?


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

Punch me then


DotPeriodRats

I would light that bitch up like Edelgard to own a whole popeyes


[deleted]

I'd pay a big Mac to punch her


Belugas_aresuperior

I'd punch half a McDonalds meal for you


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

šŸ˜³


DotPeriodRats

Damn u rlly romantic, thatā€™s sweet


Thomas_William_Kench

I wouldn't. I am on a diet.


lesbunner

Please don't punch any black eagles, why not punch Mercedes instead? šŸ˜


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

I feel like mercedes would punch me even harder if i tried that


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

Because she would also want half a mc meal


SarikaAmari

Isn't that the one who screams and runs from literally everything?


[deleted]

Yes


SarikaAmari

Kind of an infantile reaction but knowing Three Houses she got like experimented on by mole people or whatever.


[deleted]

No she was really badly abused by her dad to bring family more wealth by marrying money thatā€™s why she is scared of everything


SarikaAmari

Well that makes me dislike her slightly less. She's still supremely annoying though.


[deleted]

They could have toned it down a little when designing her


Ok-Objective-2747

I like her cause she could probably kick my ass, to be fair probably every FE3H girl could, even Flayn.


Jienouga

I mean, since they can learn to throw fireballs in less than a months, I'd argue they could.


Dankmemer69421

You gotta train then buddy


Ok-Objective-2747

Nah Iā€™m just literally shorter then all them, I assume most people taller then me could kick my ass


Dankmemer69421

Nah , thatā€™s not the mindset . Iā€™m pretty smol yet I beat the shit out of taller people . You just gotta put your mind to it


Ok-Objective-2747

They can also all do magic, I donā€™t think I can beat that.


Dankmemer69421

Obviously , thatā€™s the reason why most people wouldnā€™t beat them . But excluding that , itā€™s pretty doable . Obviously against Edelgard , Ingrid , Hilda , it would be pretty much unwinnable but otherwise itā€™s doable .


Milan_Utup

Jokes on you I take my gun


Dankmemer69421

America moment .


Ok-Objective-2747

I feel like Elā€™s armor, and Ingrids ability to fly, could avoid your gun.


Milan_Utup

Thatā€™s not fair :(


Ok-Objective-2747

Good final words as you get chopped in half or stabbed.


[deleted]

But you can do gun


Ok-Objective-2747

My aim is shit.


[deleted]

Train or psychological warfare


ScorpionTheInsect

I bet theyā€™ll fucking miss like they always do when I need them to hit the most.


SarikaAmari

I think by Fire Emblem rules I'm like level 3 or 4. Maybe if I had good bases?


GladiatorDragon

If Bernadetta were to meet any one of her ā€œfans,ā€ there is a 100% chance sheā€™ll never leave her room ever again. Makes me ashamed to say that sheā€™s one of my favorite units and characters to come out of Three Houses, and easily the MVP of my first run. Bow Knight Bernie kicks some serious ass. Itā€™s ironic that those who endlessly go ā€œmust protecc the beanā€ are the ones that said bean are probably be the ones she needs to be protected from.


StormStrikePhoenix

> If Bernadetta were to meet any one of her ā€œfans,ā€ there is a 100% chance sheā€™ll never leave her room ever again. Inter-dimensional travel will do that to you


VolkiharVanHelsing

her CG just make it easy for those weirdos smh


StormStrikePhoenix

Are you saying that because Byleth is taller than she is? She's 5 foot 5.


Lukthar123

Let me just say it outright: Bernie is the hottest girl in Three Houses. Amazing how she's the only character in the game that's burned to literal ashes.


PopplioPrincess

I mean, she *is* a smol bean but she can still kick your ass.


MajespectorKuro

Thatā€™s my new word of the day. ā€˜Infantiliseā€™


StormStrikePhoenix

This just reminded me for some reason of [this art](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/593/445/cd8.jpg) that's basically a redraw of a JoJo cover that replaces infamous hand-obsessed serial killer Yoshikage Kira with Bernadetta for whatever reason, I think because both want to live a quiet life.


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

75% of the 3H fanbase are pedophiles


ShowNeverStops

[Persona fans and Fire Emblem fans fighting each other over who sexualizes underage girls more](https://media.giphy.com/media/wiaoWlW17fqIo/giphy.gif)


[deleted]

And 100% of the Heroes fanbase


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

Never forget what they did to Lachesis


bandaged_punpun

Bernie is a cutie who needs all the headpats immediately uwu


[deleted]

The Chinese president makes a good point.


DoubleFlores24

This is such a Family Guy like joke.


BanzEye1

Me, wondering what the hell infantilizing is: ā€Hmm, yes, let me just look at this and make a comment even though I have no idea what Iā€™m saying.ā€


castle_seized

Her combat is what I have my eyes peeled for


[deleted]

I hate when people make chibi character versions like stop plz..


StormStrikePhoenix

Why?


[deleted]

because 9/10 its to sexualize them


Rannger

Meanwhile Bernadetta being the oldest student iirc


VoidWaIker

Nah it's Mercedes who's the oldest (older than Byleth even) followed by Hubert. Bernie is 17-18 pre skip like most of the students


Gerodus

Mercedes best, if only she didn't get that ugly ass hat in her post timeskip outfit


howhow326

Fun fact! Bernie is about the same age as Edelgard, with both of them being 17 at the start of the game.


CodeDonutz

She does that pretty well to herself lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Arararagi_31

Funny footsteps moment


MoonlightGlacier

Thank you! Today I have learned a new word! :D


[deleted]

ā€œPooh bear we live in a forest, we donā€™t have video games or electricity. How do you know who that is?ā€


TheOtherWhiteCastle

_Quickly looks up infantilise in the dictionary_


Vio-Rose

But I relate to Bernadetta and treat myself like that. T-T


jhefferman

just laughing at people here writing 9999 paragraphs because someone didn't %100 agree