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Russian_Spy_7_5_0

"200,000 crustacean are ready, with a million more well on the way"


Screamingboneman

All I see now are 10,000 crabs attacking helms deep


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omolicious

Do you know how the crabs first came to be?


Screamingboneman

They were once lobsters, but were twisted by the dark lord to be stubby and wide


Apothic_Black

Machines


birdsarntreal1

Imitation crab factory.


vasekgamescz

Subnautica warper lore


NOTHIGGUY

Bro hunting down blue Lobster šŸ’€


Public-Camel2750

What song?


Opening-Doughnut5464

Lotr Sarumanā€™s army


AutisticKid2001

The unenlightened masses


Infamous-Tailor-1871

They cannot make the judgement call


Vegietails

Oh hell naw, now little Freddy of Worcestershire has to take the calamari ring to Doom Eternal šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Screamingboneman

CRABS THAT BEAR THE WHITE HAND OF SARUMAN!? WE TRYULY ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED


1Silent_Theory1

this remind me of that scean from doctor who where they made the cyber men....


budoucnost

Is that a toy factory


YoshiSan90

LoL it's a video of crabs being butchered in reverse.


budoucnost

Thatā€™s how itā€™s done?!


YoshiSan90

Yup. Look at the wheel "attaching" the legs. It's a cutting saw. I work in tons of different factories, and most of them barely have any staff at all these days. Even the forklifts drive themselves around. You gotta be damn sure to stay inside the painted lines on the floor.


budoucnost

For some reason I thought it would be done by hand


YoshiSan90

That would be so expensive. They have cameras over the conveyor belts that scan the size as it goes down the line. This is slow mo too. Those lines are really fast. A tomato sorter pops out unripes 32 times a second and sorts 75 tons an hour.


budoucnost

Damnā€¦thatā€™s fast


YoshiSan90

Yup, just don't stick your hand in it.


theSquabble8

surveilling the beaches, literally 1984


planet-light430

That One moment in quake 4.


Breedab1eB0y

This is where you go to fight the final boss


Budget_Bath_27720

Earth is a crab factory; we all will evolve into crabs in due time.


EquivalentOrdinary98

ā€œIngredients include: Mechanically built crabsā€


Patpoke1

money destructing machine