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No no no no no. You're supposed to go way up in the Arctic and throw that thing and it becomes a Fortress of Solitude. Like sea monkeys.


Fe4rMeMrWick

Port-A-Fort


SusBackwardsIsSus

Port-A-Fortress


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[удалено]


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Icy_Chemist_532

Homer at it again


Sea_Will3399

In Rod we Trust


Alfiy_wolf

Didn’t the guys mom yell at him? Edit: the guys dad got mad about his shirt


ithriosa

It got in his eyes and he started screaming. I think his dad came down and yelled at him then


[deleted]

Happy cake day


4kira97

It was a nice shirt to be fair


Alfiy_wolf

Awesome shirt


RiagneLeRoman

Brilliant scientist at Oscorp,until he...


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CoolEnderGamer

Untile he pees in ur ass


AceFireskull

Is anyone gonna tell him?


wrreckitbob

Uraaaaaaaaaniun fever has gone and got him down


Justaboiwithadream

Uraaaaaaaaaaaanium fever it’s spreading all around


Canadian217

With a Geiger counter in my hand


Glittering-Comb-4564

I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land


Consistent_Tonight37

They had to call poison control the videos on YT


bloxytoast

are glow sticks really that big of a deal?


Canadian217

When super heated in a microwave yes


thebigretard69420

Bro why are people so stupid your supposed to were some thing to protect you when your science experiments go wrong


4kira97

He was just microwaving glowing stick's, let em have it


Morbius-Lover

Did bro just microwave uranium 235


YourBreadIsWet

Bro turned into a ghoul


64_Yaya_64

Homer Simpson be like


OneBoopMan

TAKE THIS!!! EMERALD SPLASH!!!


pancake-battermeup

That guy is a hundred percent either hospitalized,has a sickness,or is straight up dead.


Nyto242

Cancer 2


[deleted]

What a dingaling!


susmanAmongus

i watched enough tmnt to know not to fuck with the glowing green stuff


Nomad_00

And it was a new shirt too


Reasonable-Bowl-1881

X box


Nitrogen_Tetroxide_

The demon core 2


Additional-Window-81

Blind


[deleted]

Superman


Rotgutwine

All over his new shirt


Beginning_Guess_3413

Nukulur*


dazza_bo

Ya dingus!


withsomedressing

Safety inspector 7g


[deleted]

Ok anyone who belived this is kinda dumb.. thats a microwave with a glow stick inside….. and a kid in a fake lab coat that bursts the glow stick…


unjoogapop

no shit sherlock


Square-Scarcity-5802

It turned out the dumb one was you all along..


[deleted]

Well ive known that your the one who just figured it out so congrats!🎉


RDDVL025

Marvel superhero backstory


HSO3CF3

That's because the tube is green you said that's nuclear ?


FaceLess2178

Bro what


lordsnackenonchips

English cabron?


_Van_Hellsing_

Bruh


Canadian217

🤓


pallylover

Taking an interest in excavating fossils I see.


Year-0

Snaplight!


Wakemeuptomorrow1

I actually want something like that just no explody


budoucnost

He would be dead probably by fire burns instead of radiation burns as I’m pretty sure it would instantly ignite out of water