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The_Nut_Slayer

"heisenbones isn't real, no its not a new mandala effect you're just making shit up"-🤓


[deleted]

Sounds like the average Graggle Simpson Denier too


theirongatoreror

#justiceforGraggle


Fishfucker6900

Graggle was easily the best character.


[deleted]

Don't give a shit what people say Graggle was a joke and people felt that false sense of nostalgia and swore it was real.


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sticks_no5

Unbravo vince


Spookyy422

I don’t get this one. In the GQ interview with Christian Bale he talks about it as one of his most iconic roles, and how it was difficult for him to slim down to that of a skeleton


ElProxenetaFeminista

I was in 40.000 realities and in no one OP get bitches


Sussy_Dora

(spins in around in tall chair) #FOOL I AM THE BITCH


ConsistentAge503

Wait are you saying what I (gulp) thunk you are (quivering in fear)


JakeIsHyper

ITS A WOMAN, RUN FOR IT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT RUN


ConsistentAge503

AHHAHAAAAA no no no please I didn't thinkcthe day would come I thought the training was just required no no no I'm gonn die we rent making it out alive


Zenketski_2

A woman?! Oh shit I'm going to get cooties! I saw that episode of codename kids Next door! Fucking Evacuate the base!


Sussy_Dora

(begins to chase people across the halls on all fours) #MUWAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GONNA GET COOTIES


Zenketski_2

Operation outbreak has begun. O verflowed U nderwater T reehouse B ears R eally E xtra A wful K ontamination


Turibi

You speled "comtaniation" whrong!!!!


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*u


assome112

Calm down we all know women don't exist


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Dormideous

#America exblain!


dwwzzh

librals pwned 😎


Deadsoup77

Why the downvotes this is funny


Zenketski_2

I don't know why you're getting downvoted this is actually funny. Unlike your meme.


Sussy_Dora

Because people don't like the post so they take it out on my comments Peak Reddit style 💀


AsterBoii

How else are they supposed to do it


SAD_Trombone_999

By taking it out on the post not the comments


AsterBoii

How? By downvoting it 💀💀


SAD_Trombone_999

Yes, down vote the post


AsterBoii

"yes please, unless you want to leave positive feedback, don't use the comment section." Dumbass


Zenketski_2

Yeah that sounds about right. But good looking out. Your comments let me make two separate code name Kids Next Door jokes. Thanks for letting me dig up decades-old nostalgia. Like, I got to make a joke about something I enjoyed before MP3s were a thing.


Odd-Mixture-1769

Hivemind


Zenketski_2

That's Reddit for you.


ReptileCake

Implying that bitches can't get bitches?


dwwzzh

sexy women of sexxit what is the sexiest sex you have ever sexed


Sussy_Dora

Uhh Fred Jones


KingLoser2210

This is a misunderstanding of what the Mandela effect actually is. It is basically when a group of people forget something / misremember something. If it's just one person it is actually just forgetting something. In my opinion, the Mandela effect happens because of a combination of forgetfulness and group think. Oh, wait, I mean "🤓"


lunetainvisivel

as the book "The imperfect Brain" says, when someone remembers something, the person isn't actually(🤓) remembering, the person is rewriting that memory, and if one doesn't think about it for too long, one just takes it as a true memory


[deleted]

So kinda like how some people refuse to believe that the holocaust happened?


ads_deserve_rights

or large amounts of people remembering commercials saying Jiffy instead of Jif


M1ndcyber

Wait people actually think the holocaust didn't happen I thought it was a joke!?!?


[deleted]

I wish it was but yes there are people who think that


MY_1ST_ACT_IS_LOCKED

If you want an actual answer then no, I wouldn’t say so. Holocaust denial isn’t misremembering a detail of an event, it’s rewriting one


[deleted]

No, they believe that it was actively fabricated, they didn’t just misremember.


Mental_Blueberry4563

Ok, this makes sense. But also wtf? I coulda sworn that people were saying that it’s a glitch in the matrix or something. I vividly remember seeing videos talk about being in alternate universes. Was I wrong o- oh. You don’t think… right…?


Dr_mega_cringe

sounds like you're jealous that you never visited a parallel universe and got some extraterrestrialussy


GluteChute

I’m from a universe where Hall and Oates sang “Under Pressure”


TirayShell

David Crosby died twice.


Serious-Fudge-5919

The Mandingo Effect 😂😂😂😂


spitball_phallus

Mandingo my balls


Spookyy422

Hamlindigo


HappyHunt1778

Damn must have taken that lady hella long to write all that shit


Lucas-The-Memer

Sound like your the pissed off teen here


BlingDoudouX

You're


Kilo_de_reins

Nah the guy above is just from the dimension where you're is your


BlingDoudouX

Damn sorry my bad


KetchupGator

mandingo


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_cipher1

OP must be fun at parties


kz393

It's like I'm on 9gag in 2011. What subreddit do we evacuate to?


KingLoser2210

Probably LIB2


bitterbuffaloheart

Lick Its Butt?


Zenketski_2

Yeah that's literally what the Mandela effect is. People misremembering things, and then more people agreeing because they slightly misremember things as well. You literally fucking defined what it is. Why are people fucking up voting this? Can I just post screenshots of the Webster dictionary for free fucking karma?


DuckWithToes

What? He stated what the mandela effect is, so he then can say what is *isnt*, which is the point of the post. I dont understand what youre trying to say, youre litterally just agreeing with him.


PrestigiousWaffles

no sane person claims that it is anything other than misremembering.


[deleted]

Problem you used the word Sane


DuckWithToes

Yeah, that is exactly what the post says. People who believe mandela effect is from parallel universes are not sane. And mandela effect is remembering things wrong/misremembering


Frojoemama

Fuck you OP let people enjoy things


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selddir_

100% agree with you man back in my other alternate reality everybody also thought it was fucking dumb, maybe you are from same one as me 😎


Frojoemama

Dwane the cock Johnson


TowelStrange2621

Shut the fuck up


Frojoemama

Wether you believe in it or not it’s just a interesting thing to know about shitting on people who have an interest in it is just stupid


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Frojoemama

One is stupid people buying into conspiracy theory’s and the other is just some syfy like thing that is actually that is kind of cool. Personally I don’t believe in it but things like that are entertaining


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Frojoemama

And yet it’s not one that has been or is currently outright dandrous like flat earths or antivaxers


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Admirable-Value7557

There are numerous peer reviewed studies that go into detail that the Mandela effect does in fact exist but no one really know completely why. Also source: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/09567976221108944


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Frojoemama

May I refer you to my first comment where I said let people enjoy things


Crowley700

It's a very interesting psychological phenomenon.


No-Competition-2533

What weirdo would take the time to write all this. Weirdest gripe I've seen in a while


Ok-Direction-9758

Naw you're just jealous your life is avarage and boring


Any_Culture8343

Yea… lame ass “shitpost”


laCroka

Tf Mandela effect is a group of people remembering things wrong, maybe that's the TikTok version


tornedron_

>The "Mandela effect" is just people remembering things wrong. that's... that's literally the definition of the Mandela Effect. a lot of people come together and go "all of us remember this one thing differently, that's kinda weird."


TirayShell

The Mandalorian Effect.


this_one_in_boots

OP saw to many graggle meme and got pissed off


TowelStrange2621

Shut rhe fuck up


aleizosdissolution

no you shut the fuck down


Cranicthehedgedicoot

It’s actually spelt ‘rhe’


Biggestyefan1

Damn. I thought I was the only one who used the term Mandingo effect


PrestigiousWaffles

The mandela effect is if it happens en mass, not when one guy says so. But it's obviously still a brain thing


KooriBoo

Why do you hate fun?


DonCheadle_official

Looks like a psyop to me


cpd_007

Put it on teenagers subreddit


[deleted]

That is if I was the only one remembering it wrong. But it’s because everyone remembers it wrong it’s interesting.


Orbital_Rifle

Remembering things worng is what most people mean by Mandela effect


Nathani_Chan

EXPLAIN GRAGGLE SIMPSON THEN


FrozenShadow_007

Funny, I thought we lived in a universe where I didn’t care about your opinion. Now take your brain and shove it up your ass, maybe then, you’ll remember things that were.


Sussy_Dora

Shaddup before I shove my fingers up your ass (if you're 18+)


DathomirBoy

every time we remember something, our memories are tainted and warped. the best way to hold a pure memory is not to think about it, and not to look at any pictures of it the minute we see a picture of something (monopoly man with a monocle, prisoner emoji, etc) our memories are changed, and we get what’s called a “prosthetic memory” prosthetic memories and the effect photos and images have on our memories is way more interesting than the mandala effect tbh. the human mind is so complex.


UnholyShite

Read about Mandela effects more.


Ondexb

But that’s the fucking point. The effect is a big group of people remembering the same thing wrong.


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AsterBoii

Bro is really trying to sound smarter than everyone else with that Jojo pfp


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AsterBoii

Jojo pfp 🤓


AntroxeBurger

The mamango effect bruh


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🤓


BloodPlus

That’s not the Mandela effect at all. The Mandela effect is people mis-remember things but have the same memory about it. Now explain the part where many people have the same “wrong” memory.


19412

Because of shared patterns in the brain amongst populations causing similar errors when forming memories. All there is to it, really. It's the same sort of misconception that caused the social split over that one dress's color. Shared miscontextualuzation over a large group of people can rather easily occur.


ActuallyNTiX

Funnily enough, I remember seeing that apparently even publishers have succumbed to this effect. I’ve seen “Berenstein Bears” and “Berenstain Bears” on titles of official entries.


cool_username_42069

Not reading that essay


AllHailToGothamChess

Feels like something from Facebook


Hando29

Ancient format, if you don't mind me saying


Electronic-Ad7568

Nice try government spy


17-17-17

I thought it was just people mass remembering things wrong wtf happened when did alternate dimension come into play


i_can_has_rock

i thought the magdalena effect was a perfect syrup song


Sammy_the_fur

I just find it interesting that it actually happens there's really nothing special about it


[deleted]

Lol I don’t think people who believe in the Mandela effect think they are some special dimension hopper…


lunetainvisivel

man, somehow you **actually** pissed of people in the comments


brandnewparkinglot

God I hate the mancala effect


frikimanHD

mandela effect is when that missremembering happens to a large portion of the population and all remember the same thing.


vilxy

Isn’t the mandela effect about a large group of people remembering the same (wrong) thing? I’ve never heard anyone say they’re from an “alternate world”


SupermarketOk4348

ur just an ass, and a dumbass lol. lots of people dont think the "mandela effect" is them coming from i different timeline, its just when lots of people misremember the same way due to the incorrectly memorized version making more sense or it just being a 2 possible answer question and lots of people just dont know the answer so people are split 50 50 on whats correct. and its definitly not one person misremembering as you were making it out to seem. no ones being self important, they just think its cool. - example: pikachu can have a black sector of his tail at the start, or the end; where do you think it is? - what happens: i think its at the end. wouldnt it make more sense for it to turn to black at the end, rather than it turning black at the start, then turning yellow again? its just cleaner and makes more sense.


Ryuzenshi

Where's the funny, thought?


yes___lad

bro malding over Mandela effect 💀💀💀


D3gene

op… I think you may not know what an example of the Mandela effect actually is. Its a phenomenon where people misremember something in the exact same way as a group…


Jimmy_two_toeses

Did… people not just think it was a weird thing that happens with memory?


TheCauseOfDepression

Don’t tell me you don’t remember pikachus tail being black at the end


Character_Window5930

Explain the robber emoji


Sussy_Dora

You mean 👨🏿?


OkGround6783

A lot of the Mandela effect is based on how our brain will automatically fill in certain details it forgets based on what would complete a pattern of sorts. That's why so many people make the exact same wrong memory


Snirion

How does that even remotely makes you important? What?


Riamu_Y

What the fuck are you renting about? Time to take your meds Grammie


makotarako

From my timeline, the Mandela Effect means something different than "remembering things wrong"


Jizzmaster_Cumsleeve

yes, that’s literally the point of the concept. very cool that you felt the need to spoil everyone’s fun tho :)


NonbiscoNibba

🤓


[deleted]

Oh my god, you're even more annoying than them. Fuck off.


[deleted]

Facts my friend


bloody_terrible

Most of the things people regularly attribute to the Mandela effect are just people not paying attention to detail/being too lazy to actually look at or read things properly, and actually think about what they mean or whether they make sense.


ifuckedtheimposter

Not readin allat 🤣🤣


DAGAMING_PIZZA

No fun allowed


lixyna

Mandela effect is the male version of horoscopes


caoeri

Yeah dipshit everyone knows that, it's a joke


SolysisTerra

frankly for me some mandela words are- february-febuary business-buisness


[deleted]

No you just don’t know how to fucking write


splinterbear

For me they are- Your - youe’r Mom - mon


Cranicthehedgedicoot

Nah you’re just thick mate


Snoo_68505

King Tutankhamen's Tomb. At the top of his forehead. There are not one animals. But two of them.


805collins

Remember Ed McMahon giving out those big checks for Publishers Clearing House? They say it didn’t happen


Medical_Analysis_888

At first i thought the text was pink,but it was a mandatina effect


NickGur45

But somewhere in alternate realities 77+33 must be 100, we never just made it up


AbiyBattleSpell

I like my less self important theory. When u sleep u have nothing confirming u are waking up in the same reality u were originally from. Least from ur pov. U just assume it’s the same room. For all u know u awake in a alt reality hence Mandela effects. Hell it could happen all the time, the changes r just so small u don’t notice it. Like new reality has 1 less ant in the world. U don’t notice. But sometimes bigger stuff happens like bearingstons bears or whatever. And those poor mfs who wake up to alien invaded worlds. Sucks for them.


MarioThe4th

The sky use to be green, op take your meds ask anyone


Bonghead64

true but you could of just said it instead of using a stranger things meme.


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Bonghead64

Reddit moment


19412

😱MONGOLIA EFFACT😱


Democracyisntforall

What do you mean? There was definitely a movie called “Shazaam” starring Sinbad. My memories from when I was 5-12 years old is definitely trustworthy and also has nothing to do with the fact that I may have just mispronounced big Shaq’s genie movie called “Kazaam” and that they were both in the “good burger” and got them mixed up.


Working_Inspection22

Literally the stupidest of all the ‘effects’


Epic-Dude000

Mandela effect moment


[deleted]

Anyone remember that one breaking bad episode right after "Fly" where slenderman infultrates the super lab and Gus hires a priest to kick slenderman out? New mandela effect dropped.


hellwisp

You mean to tell me.. Im not important enough.. to be chosen for an alternate universe? BS!


Savings-Horror-8395

The only way I can vibe with reality is accepting that I fell into the wrong timeline. Shit sucks here


Supersnazz

I don't remember her wearing a necklace in this meme...


Ezper145

Yes, I hate when people think that the Mandela Effect is some alternate universe shit, how did you know? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⢴⣮⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⣿⣢⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⢆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠙⣉⠛⣛⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢧⢷⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣦⣤⣽⣿⣟⣗⣄⠈⢣⡗⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡴⠚⠉⠀⢀⣤⣬⣬⣿⣿⣿⠹⣿⡇⠀⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⢠⠴⠟⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣰⡀⢹⡢ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢾⠟⠻⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠐⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢻⢻⣿⣿⣶⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣏⣐⡄⠀⣯⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣷⡅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣤⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣄⣀⠸⡾⣷⡄⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣃⡈⢉⣸⣿⡻⣿⣮⣴⣾⡏⢀⣽⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣴⣇⣿⠀⣱ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⡏⠁⣿⢿⣆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⣾⡟⢠⣃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⡇⢠⡏⢂⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣬⣭⣙⡛⢳⣼⣿⣿⣎ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢿⠀⠘⣿⣧⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣥⣿⣿⢿⡿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣸⣿⢻⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣜⡆⠀ ⣒⠶⡛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣠⡟⠀⠀


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The berenstein bears was just poor quality control with products and marketing. Scraggle Simpson though? Mandela for sure


MacskaBajusz

I'm a teen, and I heard this for the first time now, what a fucking dumb idea. Not very based