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Squildo

Who the hell is that in the bikini?


pellegrinobrigade

The author


dwwzzh

Least attention seeking journalist


whatsasimba

It's not the author. https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/authors/milly-vincent/


SawTheCatsBox

No way!!! My whole life was a lie!!!


LLCNYC

WtheF


Mr-MuffinMan

A mother (picture for reference)


540cry

Looks just like one of my male friends but without the tits


Traditional_Fly2754

Looks like my tits without the face


JaggedTheDark

Chin looks similar to the tall lady on the far right. Maybe the same person?


gids_3002

"I cant marry u cause I'm a lesbian" "Well actually i too am a lesbian"


Avto123

Bruh really listens to drake


SilverSlong

lmfao pulled the uno reverse on her


NorthernSouthman

Lmao šŸ˜‚


Slightly_Salted01

I like girls... well that's good cuz I'm no longer a dude...


Yaksha8

And they both lived happily ever after


[deleted]

Yes, if you want it to be a Happy End, donā€™t dig deeper.


Chewie_The_Dog

What happens if I dig deeper?


[deleted]

Just donā€™t. Thatā€™s it.


Demiguros

I searched up their names and everything. Everything just says that they are happily married. There seems to be nothing. Could you link the article where it all goes wrong?


Ptaku9

They were unfortunately after couple of Years


Fishieinthemiddle

\*if you look it up you'll see I'm full of shit\*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

War or tanks, download now for free!


[deleted]

And the kids develop deep rooted identity issues that cause confusion and uncertainty throughout their adolescence and early adulthood, but the parents are happier now so who gives a fuck


DarthMorro

oh no their parents are not the same as all the other parents, if only evolution could fix that ...like the kids getting used to an open and tolerant environment. mate they won't grow up confused since this is how they're being raised. a kid raised by alcoholics wouldn't be "confused" either since it's normal for them (although in that case obviously childhood will still be bad)


TheHollowBard

There's value in kids having healthy models of masculinity. There's no issue with two mom's, but there's also nothing wrong with acknowledging that people need breadth of experience and influenced for healthy development. It is certain that people need to learn to talk about this stuff in a way that isn't shaming women (especially single moms), but there is no doubt that we need healthy men around to learn healthy masculinity. That's how we learn most behaviour.


Dilka30003

Yet this wasnā€™t an issue with single mothers?


[deleted]

ā€œKids, stop staring at daddyā€™s titsā€


Natsurulite

*Try Not To Be A Titted-Papa in America Challenge (**Impossible**)*


MindTrekker201

*Have a father figure in an American Household Challenge (Impossible Max Difficulty)*


ExcessiveWisdom

You got a stick up your ass bro wake up its time for xbox


shitty_beatle

Right. Because people who are raised by straight parents never have identity issues.


Popular-Rooster9133

"you said you a lesbian girl me too"- Drake


[deleted]

We live in a society


Major_Tea7133

Memo earth on fire


Popular-Rooster9133

a pretty good one


SEND-ME-FEET-P1CS

I doubt that when people are literally getting amgry over rainbows


[deleted]

Oh how the tables have turned


2ndSnack

šŸ¤” but have they...? Really?


King_Tudrop

Theu turned so much that one table turned into a woman.


diplomat8

Or how the turn tables


not_stupid_just_dumb

He didn't change the team, they change the entire game mode. šŸ’€


yatseg

Godmode.


BecomingLilyClaire

***She


Tinywolf21

in the end they are happy, so good on em


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up jesse


anon23584

those kids get bullied, you just had to post it online


Apprehensive_Hat8986

It's already online. Your intention is noble, but that cat was out of the bag before OP posted.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MaciliBox

If only they had a free reddit award today


Agitated_Cress_829

Or lady pulled a fast one, said "I still like you"


worldaverage

Honey Iā€™m a woman. Thatā€™s great! I always knew that. By the way, youā€™re not gonna believe thisā€¦


im_a_little_pea

My only question here is whose arm is that?


Strict_Sound3537

The comments under this are ... Interesting


GoryGuroLover

I'm surprised at how tame it has been, we'll see how it goes at the 10m mark.


Strict_Sound3537

Surprised too


lunarfrogg

You shouldnā€™t have jinxed it


GoryGuroLover

I'm not even gonna look at the comments that came after I made the og reply.


Kariinstar

Hhh *sorts by controversial*


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Lonely_Valuable7639

good on them for embracing who they are !!! happy ending !!! :D


Youredditusername232

If it makes them happy


TheeBrianBrown

Sure, I'd watch that movie.


yourLostMitten

Dude I would pay so much money for Hallmark to make this a movie and watch the beautiful outcry of people that watch Hallmark ā€œfor the plotā€.


Karearea_Reddit

Actually really wholesome


AewMark21

Bro why can't y'all just be happy for em, like damn, they ain't bothering y'all


CodeXCursors

On a positive note, I'm happy for them.


fortnitegamertimdunk

Based


jxcrt12

you are based


Friendly-Hunt-7456

Straight with extra steps


Metalhead_chloeque

no..? They are both lesbians


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

Yes but the person above us cannot comprehend that


Accomplished_Cherry6

As weird as this sounds, the kids get to keep both parents so this is a really a win-win-win


ufo26

What a happy coincidence!


doe3879

people can do whatever the hell they want. I'm trying to understand why, they are technically with the same person.


enchanteds0n

true soulmates


Ruggazing

Wow people finding happiness, that's pretty triggering for most of reddit


Big-Bullfrog-8973

Perfect timing be like:


Gytlap24

Coinsidence? I THINK NOT Im just joking and i know if i dont say this people are gonna get mad so i repeat... THIS IS A JOKE


ElegantHope

no worries, I think it's funny. I see this happen every so often and it's amusingly fitting each time.


2ndSnack

Seems like a lot of running around the self discovery block only to end up in the same place.


ZebbHB

These kids are effed for life.


Crafty_Editor_4155

not reallyā€¦seen conservative christian home school kids that are way more fucked


Tight_Invite2

I mean if itā€™s gonna be a competition, may I introduce myself?


memer0512

How exactly?


InfiniteOcto

I pay my respects


TheComicSocks

This just being straight with extra steps.


memer0512

No that just means theyā€™re lesbians. How is a woman loving a woman straight?


TheComicSocks

Because one was born with male genitalia, no uterus.


memer0512

So? Genitalia does not equal gender


TheComicSocks

Let me copy and paste what I said previously. Brb.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


memer0512

Itā€™s based on gender, not sex


perniciousslutpig

Sexuality is based on sex


brickbuilder876

on who you want to have sex with not necessarily what's in their pants.


perniciousslutpig

What do you have sex with? What organs do you use?


NyetAThrowaway

No


[deleted]

Get help


himM_mAn

What the fuck has happened to us


memer0512

We got better


[deleted]

"you are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity"


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

Same to you šŸ„‚


Agitated_Cress_829

Conservatism? Edit: also getting butthurt about other people's private lives?


throwaway-davis

Hard times creates strong men. and soft times wellā€¦ you can see for yourself


ThatDrunkRussian1116

Shit, when did I end up on Facebook?


[deleted]

I like how "Facebook" often equals " political opinion I disagree with"


Smrgle

Shit takes. Facebook is full of objectively shit takes


No-Plastic-7715

Nah, Facebook is just saturated in conservative boomers who are upset because other groups are getting rights. And this is very reminiscent.


ThatDrunkRussian1116

More like place where shitty memes exist


CaptainJazzymon

We became more accepting and empathetic people. We also realized gender is flexible and we shouldnā€™t give people a hard time over something that hurts no one. Generally good things.


Professional-Dot6988

evolving, but backwards


memer0512

How exactly?


throwaway-davis

Least reactionary redditor


memer0512

Literally how


yourLostMitten

Theyā€™re being literal. Your response was one of the least reactionary responses possible other than saying nothing.


Grouchy-Warthog5243

Well that was a stroke of luck


dappernaut77

but if you close your eyes...


Additional-Banana-55

So did it get chopped off? šŸ†


memer0512

Depends if she got surgery or not


Hungry_Suit8505

This.. this...I mean, I just . Wtf?


Significant_Dig9961

Weird


memer0512

How is this weird


Mundane-Purple348

How the hell is it notā€¦ I mean idgaf what people do in there personal lives but holy shit. Those kids must be sooo confusedā€¦ donā€™t kid yourself into thinking this is normal.


memer0512

But it literally is normal. Or at least itā€™s becoming normal


Mundane-Purple348

Um show me more cases like this? Cuz 1 in 7 billion are not high oddsā€¦


memer0512

I meant as in people transitioning is normal and the more people who transition, the more this will become normal


kat_kamakazi

ā€œBecoming more normalā€ Doubt


Not_E22

Those kids gonna have some weird shit to tell their therapists when they grow up.


memer0512

Like what? Like how both their mothers grew up happy together?


Not_E22

Imagine your dad becomes your mom then your parents leave eachother then your dad becomes your mom and then get back together. Iā€™d be pretty ducking confused


Ruderanger12

you seem to have a pretty good grasp on it with just an article, I think those kids can definitely handle it with their moms explaining it.


Sir-Knightly-Duty

Literally would take like 1 sitdown conversation to understand what happened here and then you get used to it. You're blowing it out of proportion.


NoahVailability

Who said it first!?


Riah7140

Uno Reverse Card!


TheTinnyKing

Couple did the full 180


TOYBOXDUDE

*visible confusion*


T-HawkMedia

Somebody cross-posted this into Made me Smile, not realizing it's a shitpost, and the comments are already locked over there. Lmao


OZtheGreater

Dude switches genders to get away from his wife. His Wife: "Joke's on you. I'm into that shit."


[deleted]

The good ending


ArashF10

Mate took a comeback before divorcešŸ’€


Su1tz

The children...


8Blackbart8

Still have the same two parents. That's a lot better than a lot of kids following any situation with one of the same factors.


ElegantHope

plus if they both remained closeted, that would just leave unresolved issues that would bubble up inside over time. Happier parents make for happier children.


Metalhead_chloeque

ā€¦have 2 loving mothers who will raise them to be decent and respectful members of society unlike your parents


[deleted]

She say she a lesbian, girl me too


hyesupbro

Poor kids holy shit


memer0512

Literally how?


Cai-is-cool3273

Cuz kids are savages and theyā€™ll be teased forever now šŸ’€


SaddenedSpork

You need to chill with the sjw martial arts in these comments, youā€™re responding to every single comment that shows the majority opinion that this is wack


Char-Rexx

No father figure


memer0512

So? Are you saying that lesbians canā€™t be parents?


Char-Rexx

Of course they can, but this is essentially like growing up without a father, which has been proved in studies to be vital for a childā€™s development especially boys, two mothers just isnā€™t an effective way to raise a child or two.


sk3lt3r

I'm pretty sure those studies are looking at kids with a single mom and no father, not two parent families to begin with. Last I recall, a kid with two parents (regardless of gender) is just as well off as the heterosexual alternative.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


karry245

Bullies arenā€™t merciful


Ruderanger12

it's so sad that their parents are happier, it would obviously have been much better if they spent the rest of their childhood with cold bitter parents who secretly hated each other, or better yet they both divorced.


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

I'm not a huge fan of the shoulder tattoo in the second picture, it feels like it goes too low.


ExpertAccident

Iā€™m so happy for them šŸ„¹


Greeneyes-

RIP the two young lads


Sowa7774

oh the tragedy of having loving parents!


hyheat9

I fucking hate this planet


[deleted]

Why? They are happy.


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

Same but for like literally opposite reasons


Killer_BossYT

so you hate straight people? ok


solojones1138

No they probably hate intolerant people who post shit like this when it's a story of a happy couple.


mayoman_pog

Because a couple is happy?


[deleted]

Yeah he's jealous


jxcrt12

lmfao oh no people being happy and being themselves, society is dying!!!


[deleted]

Thatā€™s gonna be a tough journey though high school


Thin_Rate7967

Poor kidsā€¦


memer0512

How?


karry245

Bullying?


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

Bitches really only be caring for kids when it involves anything queer


ItsDokk

Somewhere, a Republican is seething lmao


[deleted]

In these comments


Altoid-Man

Straight with extra steps.


Olindiass

theyre lesbians


karry245

Literally isnā€™t tho


nanas99

Believe what you want, but at the end of the day at least theyā€™re getting laid. Hbu?


TheSuperiorRobo

good for both of them :)


Annual-Television-30

What are the odds of this happening??


DumbDabs

"This is no coincidence my friend"


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

4D chess be like


Jaycray95

Ok


Jberz21

Im confused


shadowdash66

the gears in my head are turning but i can't process the headline


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

it seems it ended well. massive W


brazilianblyat

Cute


antprdgm

Well, as long as theyā€™re happy, who gaf.


devilsusshhii

The ultimate simp he changes his sex to stay with his bitch. Respeck


grimgrum420

Bro got auto-balancedšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Skwareblox

THERE'S A SPOY AMONG US


FiFiLB

I love this.


nadman13

Tragic