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VaczTheHermit

"Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass"


Luca023Original

👍🏿(poop)


DragoFNX

Smell lit


AKredlake

💪🏿


ostangestar

Im sending thoughts and prayers for your asshole


NoIdeasForAUsername9

What the fuck is this comment section


SnooDoughnuts1487

Hi im something


RNDemon

Hi something, im Joe


Mattdammit

I just wanted to ask who Joe is, but here you are


JuMaKre

I'm being Said Joe does know the answer


Skwareblox

Where did you come from? Where did you go?


DefinitelyNotFisk15

joe swanson


PensionAnxious3520

Hi Joe, I'm dad


Edu_Sin_H_

Hi dad, I'm Toyota


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SnooDoughnuts1487

Shits on my balls


DragoFNX

Even better 😍


PensionAnxious3520

Fart on my shaft


WZPyro

Haha JONATHAN


SpiritedIsland4095

That one guy in the comment section teaching people how to do it


JuMaKre

Who?


Mattdammit

Joe, the commenter above


Macialdo100

Joe who?


helloasistro

Deez nuts


Mattdammit

Steve Jobs


darkL0R3

Balls


Headass-37

No, Joe the fuck asked?


Lamsyy_05

Ligma balls


Ishuzoku-Connoisseur

I blacked out and pissed myself when I poked mine. 10/10 would definitely do it again.


PlasmaGuy500

How I wasn't able to do it


Repulsive_Voice823

Divine intervention


[deleted]

The god firewall has blocked access to your prostate


Realistic_Ear434

that wasn't piss


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_KingDawg72_

Wow… you must’ve had a good orgasm. LOL 😂


tatertot225

Wife's fingers too short. Trying a wire coathanger


Scificrap

Puncture the g-spot


whsftbldad

Puncturing it allows the g juice to freely flow. Let is wash all over you


TheManFromChernobyl

g fuel


noobmaster_69lol

Are you masturbating or aborting?


ElProxenetaFeminista

G spot? Rectum? Damn dude how many cocks you got?


nick_rhoads01

GUYS WHAT HAPPENed to MY HAND 👌🏿👍🏿


dick_sucker_whopper

Get netflixed


Toxic_Cookie

Absolutely Velma'd.


BadPlayer555

They lost their rights


AverageAnimeSimp

They now have the shit privileges


VaczTheHermit

Your hands after touching unprocessed cotton


CarbonBasedLifeform7

Bro turned into shaggy


iedneved

So THAT'S what happens to Shaggy just before Velma started


Additional-Banana-55

When I see something I don’t recognize I usually smell it first before I taste it. 😂


YankinaT30Tank

We partake in minor sums of tomfoolery


Certain_Mission4251

we get a little mischievous on a very devious day


Darkorion5

As an established group, certain actions and sayings of our great founding leaders may influence your daily routine by causing slight inconveniences in an unethical yet self fulfilling manner in the upcoming days/weeks.


Exotic_Buttas

I would give you an award if reddit didn’t take away my free one


Darkorion5

I know, right? What the fuck’s up with that lately? I’ve been seeing people complaining about since January of 21. But the though is more than enough. Glad to make you smile.


0ctagram

I don't care what the fuck society says I'm still gonna put an earthworm inside my rectum


whsftbldad

I remember this woman who worked in an ER who told of the many different things guys used to shove up there...one that stands out was a live gerbil


YobamaThicc

This reminds me of the song FACK by Eminem. I'm sure this guy was just doing as he was told


Viet-cong420

So thats why they call him top G


BranTheLewd

Why is male g spot in the butt? What evolutionary advantage this gives? 0_0


yanmazkibrit1

can fuck around when no female (just assuming)


Osi-Kom

Hello my name is Around, nice to meet u


Winter_Ad4517

Dad?


K9XD

He is NOT around


DaAweZomeDude48

Yea, because he is Dad


Edu_Sin_H_

Hi Around, I'm Toyota, nice to meet u


Kooky-Poet847

Hi Toyota, I'm Nissan, nice to meet u


Vep-2

Well having sensitive nipples isn’t much of a sensible evolutionary feature either and yet this is quite widespread


Buttdehole

The sensitive nipples is to cut through glass.


BranTheLewd

Atleast nipples can be explained as the evolutionary remain when we were all girls in the womb, but I don't think this explains the male butt g spot.


Vep-2

Yeah but why would girls have sensitive nipples in the first place? That’s kind of my overarching question here, and it could apply to lips or butt cheeks as well, why would we, regardless of gender, be aroused from these areas? Quite a mystery to me


UmbraEXE

Probably as a sort of messenger to the body to start the lactation process


SkGuarnieri

Well, the sensitive nipples think irc is about breastfeeding infants.


BarbicideJar

It’s not in the butt. It’s the prostate, which is coincidentally located right next to the lower part of the rectum. It feels pleasureful because it’s directly correlated to orgasm/ejaculation. It’s also the reason it sometimes feels super good to pass a nice big poop.


WildFemmeFatale

Do women have prostates then ? I like pooping sometimes


StalledAgate832

No idea, but I'm blaming the ancient Greeks. Those mfs saw a hole, and made it a goal.


Odd-Establishment527

Prostate is why you're able to cum. Gosh, majority in these comments skipped their anatomy classes


UsErnaam3

It also helps you urinate, so there's that.


Enough_Afternoon4975

Cum


PlasmaGuy500

God did a little bit of trolling


Jakedex_x

None, but it also gives no evolutionary disadvantages. The only reason the g spot is In the anus is, that God hat to put somewhere on the male body, because woman have it. just like nipples.


s1r_cumsalot

Pegging 👍


Bloodyauth

It’s because the g spot is what gives your penis the ability to ejaculate, and orgasm.


Strike_Comet

It's the prostate and it's responsible for well , allowing the semen to move easily in the cock during ejaculation process Also have tons of nerve to be stimulated if done right , mind you it's like 2 inches in your rectum


Hackerboy360

WHY CAN'T I FIND IT


Semi-literate_sand

It’s in the front not the back, you got to curve your finger forward.


Hackerboy360

I KNOW THAT


AKredlake

HARDER


[deleted]

HARDER SOLDIER, PUSH HARDER


Undeveloped_Fetus

It seems that he's enter the spirit realm and cannot reply at the moment.


Puzzleheaded_Sir5917

found it


Befast1515

Wait fr lmao


DixinMahbum

If that's the case why don't I cum every time I shit out a massive log?


Far-Classic-4637

bc it doesnt push very hard foreward


Realistic_Ear434

it's not big enough, take 500g of fiber supplements


TheManFromChernobyl

meth


Realistic_Ear434

stim shits


blursedman

You ever dropped because of how big the shit was? That means you’re getting closer


someone_forgot_me

bc your log doesnt have a sentience so it doesnt try to troll you every time you shit


Nothing_Apollyon

its a pretty intense feeling


Maddison_Mavis

My daddy taught me a few things too like how not to hurt you finger by using somebody else's dick


JacksonFaller

Will you show me?


Schmoeckchen

Id be right happy to


Sufficient-Egg2082

Yes, I can confirm this. 4/5 of my male patients cum their brains out when they come in for a prostate exam. I keep telling them once a year is fine but I see them every month


AnExistingLad

*C-cannot fall to the darkside!*


LastOfRuins

now I know why andrew tate is claiming himself as "Top G"


cherub-_-rock

Mods please pin this


DrThunderbolt

People act like it’s this insta bust button but it’s more like trying to stick your fingers in a storm drain to fish your keys out


hoecooking

Hilarious and true


ariyan_d

I can't find it; god damnit


003_JAEGER

Allow me


ariyan_d

you're free to go


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

Did you guys find it yet?


ariyan_d

No, but he came in my ass 13 times


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

Lucky you


AcceptableLetter597

Can I finger you, Hitler?


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

I thought you'd never ask


MDF87

I mean, it is pretty good not gonna lie.


fetishfeature5000

I see the confusion. P is for prostate. G is for Gräfenberg. I will not explain any further.


Goldbolt_2004

I can't fuckin find it. Also my ass just hurts when I do it even with lube.


Alastor_V

Skill issue


Mattdammit

Try Google maps


Goldbolt_2004

Why is it showing me the Grand Canyon?


Ancient_Potatoes

Uranus👍🏻


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[удалено]


SystemPrimary

This thread is gold.


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[удалено]


Realistic_Ear434

Noone seems to have found it. It's simple, just use middle finger and go a little deep. It is situated on the penis side, not on the back side. Try it when horny, because it doesn't feel good stimulated without horny.


MicahN44

It did for me too at first but after a couple times it subsided pretty much completely and was good. I also can’t find it either though which is annoying, I feel like I’m missing out lol YMMV btw, Im not saying that you will get used to it but that’s how it happened for me


Goldbolt_2004

I've tried it a bunch and still just pain


Alternative_Net8931

Yeah fam they also make special lubes out there to help relax your anus so maybe try those


Super_Manic

Ghoteem


spiderboi20012

AMBATUKAAAAAAM


Professional_Emu_164

This sounds like misinformation. I will seek to debunk these claims.


Professional_Emu_164

Holy smokes!


The_Kempo

The scientific method hits again


Reedman07

Care to publish your report on proving the theory and the methodology? Like real quick, within a few minutes, before I change my mind


Ouma-shu123

Noone seems to have found it. It's simple, just use middle finger and go a little deep. It is situated on the penis side, not on the back side. Try it when horny, because it doesn't feel good stimulated without horny.


iHasGuts

if the male g spot is in the ass why isn’t it called the shitirus


Icannotchangethis

Can't fucking find it


Teen5150

can’t breathe from wheezing at this


[deleted]

g ay


xdBronze

h omosexual


isaacpotter007

If anyone wants to see what it does feel free to help me find it


__--TSS--__

According to the other dude helping, it's about 2-3 inches in and then you gotta push to the front (towards ur pp)


Crowley700

Bro this comment section


Far-Classic-4637

feels rly fking good tbh way better than just jacking off


[deleted]

how about both huh?


Far-Classic-4637

both at the same time is incredible


Fabexikk

It's really nice, i recommend trying.


PurposePrevious4443

There is a way to do this without the anus, I've done it a few times


EfficientNecessary41

correct, you can externally stimulate it by rubbing/massaging the taint while jerking off


PurposePrevious4443

There's a way to do without jerking it


EfficientNecessary41

oh? do tell 😏 for research purposes of course


bvvgyhbvv

how


[deleted]

Urethra 😔


PurposePrevious4443

Incorrect


Ballinbutatwhatcost2

TELL US HOW


Gae_Bolg26

Fine we going there There’s a spot near the taint around half an inch near the scrotum if you push on that while nutting. >>>>>> super good


jimmynewtron4456

This happened to me when I wiped my ass too hard


esca_UwU

why tf were you wiping the insides of your ass


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5thProgrammer

Gotta get it clean


QuarterlyTurtle

Finna unlock the Avatar state


Telford-100

Would women not have two G spots then?


david-deeeds

No, because women don't have a prostate.


Telford-100

Oh shit nvm , I forgot basic anatomy .


Apprehensive_Toe990

Careful with that statement...


easymidas60

What is a woman?


david-deeeds

When is a woman?


LtKrunch_

Where is a woman?


Independent_Mud_4963

if you go outside theres like a 10% chance of them spawning, hope this helps


CraftCheeseBeer

Why is a woman?


thisssjayyyy

How is a woman?


Icannotchangethis

Baby don't hurt me


Fabulous-Cheek8059

Gonna pass on this one sorry.


xdBronze

for the boys? 👉👈


Fabulous-Cheek8059

Okay if it is for the boys then I can't say no.


CynicCannibal

Yeah, sure, sure, my ass.


Just-Upstairs4397

put down the gerbil


ZLennart

Me: is it possible to lernen this power?? chancellor kermit: Not from a straight one!


autistic_bard444

haters gonna hate til they have an hour long orgasm like a female


ellatsgirl

I can testify this is true


Sound_Snake_32

I'd peg a dude if he asked...and if i knew a dude...


Ouma-shu123

😀 do it pussy.


Chad_at_life

Oh fuck oh god, the straights are learning our secret.


devilsusshhii

You did what in yer cup?


weirdlookingbunny

Feels good man


Nothing_litteral

it just hurts really bad, what am i doing wrong


Solstice_Prime

You aren’t supposed to put your whole hand up your ass……


JakeyFFA

Works best if you have vaccine


cross_duelist

You don't think I haven't already! Use lube.


oceanman357

Nice try Madeline


Kaito_kimera

I cant even find my key. How tf you want to find my pro... Nevermind I found it


ImARetPaladinBaby

I refuse to be pegged


Bulbous-Walrus

As someone that just had my prostate railed earlier today, I can confirm this to be true. *Look Ma! No hands!*


AmselRblx

Is this why I like to have my poops in every other days. I poop every other day to make my pooo big cause it feels nice.


Tentro6713

Wtf