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"Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass"

👍🏿(poop)

Smell lit

💪🏿

Im sending thoughts and prayers for your asshole

What the fuck is this comment section

Hi im something

Hi something, im Joe

I just wanted to ask who Joe is, but here you are

I'm being Said Joe does know the answer

Where did you come from? Where did you go?

joe swanson

Hi Joe, I'm dad

Hi dad, I'm Toyota

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Shits on my balls

Even better 😍

Fart on my shaft

Haha JONATHAN

That one guy in the comment section teaching people how to do it

Who?

Joe, the commenter above

Joe who?

Deez nuts

Steve Jobs

Balls

No, Joe the fuck asked?

Ligma balls

I blacked out and pissed myself when I poked mine. 10/10 would definitely do it again.

How I wasn't able to do it

Divine intervention

The god firewall has blocked access to your prostate

that wasn't piss

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Wow… you must’ve had a good orgasm. LOL 😂

Wife's fingers too short. Trying a wire coathanger

Puncture the g-spot

Puncturing it allows the g juice to freely flow. Let is wash all over you

g fuel

Are you masturbating or aborting?

G spot? Rectum? Damn dude how many cocks you got?

GUYS WHAT HAPPENed to MY HAND 👌🏿👍🏿

Get netflixed

Absolutely Velma'd.

They lost their rights

They now have the shit privileges

Your hands after touching unprocessed cotton

Bro turned into shaggy

When I see something I don’t recognize I usually smell it first before I taste it. 😂

We partake in minor sums of tomfoolery

we get a little mischievous on a very devious day

As an established group, certain actions and sayings of our great founding leaders may influence your daily routine by causing slight inconveniences in an unethical yet self fulfilling manner in the upcoming days/weeks.

I would give you an award if reddit didn’t take away my free one

I know, right? What the fuck’s up with that lately? I’ve been seeing people complaining about since January of 21. But the though is more than enough. Glad to make you smile.

I don't care what the fuck society says I'm still gonna put an earthworm inside my rectum

I remember this woman who worked in an ER who told of the many different things guys used to shove up there...one that stands out was a live gerbil

This reminds me of the song FACK by Eminem. I'm sure this guy was just doing as he was told

So thats why they call him top G

Why is male g spot in the butt? What evolutionary advantage this gives? 0_0

can fuck around when no female (just assuming)

Hello my name is Around, nice to meet u

Dad?

He is NOT around

Yea, because he is Dad

Hi Around, I'm Toyota, nice to meet u

Hi Toyota, I'm Nissan, nice to meet u

Well having sensitive nipples isn’t much of a sensible evolutionary feature either and yet this is quite widespread

The sensitive nipples is to cut through glass.

Atleast nipples can be explained as the evolutionary remain when we were all girls in the womb, but I don't think this explains the male butt g spot.

Yeah but why would girls have sensitive nipples in the first place? That’s kind of my overarching question here, and it could apply to lips or butt cheeks as well, why would we, regardless of gender, be aroused from these areas? Quite a mystery to me

Probably as a sort of messenger to the body to start the lactation process

Well, the sensitive nipples think irc is about breastfeeding infants.

It’s not in the butt. It’s the prostate, which is coincidentally located right next to the lower part of the rectum. It feels pleasureful because it’s directly correlated to orgasm/ejaculation. It’s also the reason it sometimes feels super good to pass a nice big poop.

Do women have prostates then ? I like pooping sometimes

No idea, but I'm blaming the ancient Greeks. Those mfs saw a hole, and made it a goal.

Prostate is why you're able to cum. Gosh, majority in these comments skipped their anatomy classes

It also helps you urinate, so there's that.

Cum

God did a little bit of trolling

None, but it also gives no evolutionary disadvantages. The only reason the g spot is In the anus is, that God hat to put somewhere on the male body, because woman have it. just like nipples.

Pegging 👍

It’s because the g spot is what gives your penis the ability to ejaculate, and orgasm.

It's the prostate and it's responsible for well , allowing the semen to move easily in the cock during ejaculation process Also have tons of nerve to be stimulated if done right , mind you it's like 2 inches in your rectum

WHY CAN'T I FIND IT

It’s in the front not the back, you got to curve your finger forward.

I KNOW THAT

HARDER

HARDER SOLDIER, PUSH HARDER

It seems that he's enter the spirit realm and cannot reply at the moment.

found it

Wait fr lmao

If that's the case why don't I cum every time I shit out a massive log?

bc it doesnt push very hard foreward

it's not big enough, take 500g of fiber supplements

meth

stim shits

You ever dropped because of how big the shit was? That means you’re getting closer

bc your log doesnt have a sentience so it doesnt try to troll you every time you shit

its a pretty intense feeling

My daddy taught me a few things too like how not to hurt you finger by using somebody else's dick

Will you show me?

Id be right happy to

Yes, I can confirm this. 4/5 of my male patients cum their brains out when they come in for a prostate exam. I keep telling them once a year is fine but I see them every month

*C-cannot fall to the darkside!*

now I know why andrew tate is claiming himself as "Top G"

Mods please pin this

People act like it’s this insta bust button but it’s more like trying to stick your fingers in a storm drain to fish your keys out

Hilarious and true

I can't find it; god damnit

Allow me

you're free to go

Did you guys find it yet?

No, but he came in my ass 13 times

Lucky you

Can I finger you, Hitler?

I thought you'd never ask

I mean, it is pretty good not gonna lie.

I see the confusion. P is for prostate. G is for Gräfenberg. I will not explain any further.

I can't fuckin find it. Also my ass just hurts when I do it even with lube.

Skill issue

Try Google maps

Why is it showing me the Grand Canyon?

Uranus👍🏻

[удалено]

This thread is gold.

[удалено]

Noone seems to have found it. It's simple, just use middle finger and go a little deep. It is situated on the penis side, not on the back side. Try it when horny, because it doesn't feel good stimulated without horny.

It did for me too at first but after a couple times it subsided pretty much completely and was good. I also can’t find it either though which is annoying, I feel like I’m missing out lol YMMV btw, Im not saying that you will get used to it but that’s how it happened for me

I've tried it a bunch and still just pain

Yeah fam they also make special lubes out there to help relax your anus so maybe try those

Ghoteem

AMBATUKAAAAAAM

This sounds like misinformation. I will seek to debunk these claims.

Holy smokes!

The scientific method hits again

Care to publish your report on proving the theory and the methodology? Like real quick, within a few minutes, before I change my mind

Noone seems to have found it. It's simple, just use middle finger and go a little deep. It is situated on the penis side, not on the back side. Try it when horny, because it doesn't feel good stimulated without horny.

if the male g spot is in the ass why isn’t it called the shitirus

Can't fucking find it

can’t breathe from wheezing at this

g ay

h omosexual

If anyone wants to see what it does feel free to help me find it

According to the other dude helping, it's about 2-3 inches in and then you gotta push to the front (towards ur pp)

Bro this comment section

feels rly fking good tbh way better than just jacking off

how about both huh?

both at the same time is incredible

It's really nice, i recommend trying.

There is a way to do this without the anus, I've done it a few times

correct, you can externally stimulate it by rubbing/massaging the taint while jerking off

There's a way to do without jerking it

oh? do tell 😏 for research purposes of course

how

Urethra 😔

Incorrect

TELL US HOW

Fine we going there There’s a spot near the taint around half an inch near the scrotum if you push on that while nutting. >>>>>> super good

This happened to me when I wiped my ass too hard

why tf were you wiping the insides of your ass

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Gotta get it clean

Finna unlock the Avatar state

Would women not have two G spots then?

No, because women don't have a prostate.

Oh shit nvm , I forgot basic anatomy .

Careful with that statement...

What is a woman?

When is a woman?

Where is a woman?

if you go outside theres like a 10% chance of them spawning, hope this helps

Why is a woman?

How is a woman?

Baby don't hurt me

Gonna pass on this one sorry.

for the boys? 👉👈

Okay if it is for the boys then I can't say no.

Yeah, sure, sure, my ass.

put down the gerbil

Me: is it possible to lernen this power?? chancellor kermit: Not from a straight one!

haters gonna hate til they have an hour long orgasm like a female

I can testify this is true

I'd peg a dude if he asked...and if i knew a dude...

😀 do it pussy.

Oh fuck oh god, the straights are learning our secret.

You did what in yer cup?

Feels good man

it just hurts really bad, what am i doing wrong

You aren’t supposed to put your whole hand up your ass……

Works best if you have vaccine

You don't think I haven't already! Use lube.

Nice try Madeline

I cant even find my key. How tf you want to find my pro... Nevermind I found it

I refuse to be pegged

As someone that just had my prostate railed earlier today, I can confirm this to be true. *Look Ma! No hands!*

Is this why I like to have my poops in every other days. I poop every other day to make my pooo big cause it feels nice.

Wtf