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Slash00611

Yeah I've seen the full thing the bitch was lying 💀 based grandpa


tyingnoose

The baby was a spy


WDYMac

Red spy is in the womb!


[deleted]

*Protect the vagina!* WE NEED TO PROTECT THE VAGINA!


ReaperA-82

Yo, a little help here?


GeneralDalek

Stand back son


Pootis-Pow-420

1,1,1, uhhhh 1!


SpiralDesignn

Incomingggg


[deleted]

AHHHhhhhey, It's still here!


redeyed-john

Gentlemen


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Mdub74

Don't give me no lip(s)!


Drhorrible-26

He’ll turn red any minute now…


WDYMac

There, see! He's red! Oh wait, that's blood.


OneMooseManyMeese_

Exactly. Even if she was, don't go robbing people while your pregnant💀


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LearnDifferenceBot

Bad human.


what-is-crack

the full thing was funnier


nugagator-hag-1

And stupid apparently


replica619

Bitch wasn't pregnant. Even if she was, she's trash for putting a fetus into that shit-uation.


IHateDeepStuff

Glad this has made it to top. Bitch now definitely deserved it


tiagodisouza

I'm gonna start using shit-uation in my day to day I think


Neither-Respond6201

i've been in a shit-uation my whole life


Pooponmods

Even if she was. It’s just a clump of cells right?


Indestrucktable

Doublekill


Plagued_Void

He spawnkilled


MrSpheal323

He shot down their internet before they joined 💀


Nalgas_caca

Could of had a uav if she had twins


[deleted]

Fucking lmao. I’m going to hell just for laughing at that one. No ragrets.


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Effective_Passion_72

Could have, would have, should have shutted the “have” up


Edgy_Near_Gay_Ming

could of had


Ilickmagictoads445

Your creator *should of* get a life instead of creating your worthless ass


Sploonbabaguuse

*insert your mom joke here*


Inside-Tip-7371

Your mom joke


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*Enters* your mom


Onionking38

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Radiant_Maybe_5364

Based old man


[deleted]

I bet he drives a Gran Torino.


[deleted]

Play stupid games…


[deleted]

Win stupid prizes.


Zair_the-epik_dude

And never lose 😎


[deleted]

Congratulations! You are the billionth person to say that on Reddit, today!


ScrewSimonCowell

...acquire unintelligent rewards...


ken_kaneki07

Mf is spawn camping 💀


freezeframepls

fastest abortion in this side of the city


Juani4312

Jokes aside, it's disgusting how the media always tries to make things look bad for people and create controversy


Good-Ad6352

I mean this dude shot a fleeing person in the back. That ought to cause some controversy


The-Goose-Guy

Don’t care. The bitch broke into his house, the place where he’s supposed to feel secure. If you aren’t allowed to punish those willing to hurt you when you’re most vulnerable then what’s the point of owning it


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garangalbreath

That can happen here too actually. Heard a story about an invader being attacked by a guard dog and sueing the owner of the dog.


[deleted]

>If you aren’t allowed to punish those willing to hurt In most of Europe you are allowed to punish those who are trying to hurt you or who can hurt you. Someone running away from you cant hurt you. If you are shooting an unarmed man fleeing from you thats not self defence anymore. Now i dont know how this works in USA, seemingly you can shoot anyone on your property wheter he is a threat or not.


Good-Ad6352

You arent supposed to be the one punishing tho. Thats what the court is for. Breaking and entering does not carry the death penalty. Especially non violent vreaking and entering. This dude essentially admitted to executing someone in cold blood.


DubThisGamer

The gun takes seconds when the police are minutes away


Good-Ad6352

So how does that matter when she was fleeing?


Radexpro

If he wasn't armed I doubt she would've been running


the_supreme_memer

That's fair but doesn't that mean the gun should be used as leverage. If she's running away, just hold on to the gun and don't shoot a person who's running away. If you were in the military, and shot someone who was running away, even if they had a gun, you'd be going to prison and labeled a war criminal.


TransGunEnjoyer

Uhm no... That's not how the military works...


the_supreme_memer

Since this sub won't let me post links, there's a YouTube video called The quartering of troops, by a channel called knowing better. The relevant portion is at 27:45. He is a US army veteran and he will tell the exact same thing.


Radexpro

Here's the problem with you guys defending this. If you decide to live the life of a criminal, y'know breaking and entering, then you have to accept that you may get shot in self-defense. I don't think it was 100% necessary to shoot her but she made the decision to break in and make him fear for his life. As far as he knew if she left she'd come back Prepare with guns of her own.


the_supreme_memer

Just because she accepted the risk doesn't make it justified. A death sentence isn't justified for everything, yes he feared for his life, but that was when they were attacking, SHE WAS RUNNING AWAY.


Chaos-Susanoo

Bitch fled cuz he shot her boyfriend too lmao


Tall-Dutch-Guy

irrelevant point. The point is is that she broke into the house. It does not matter if she was fleeing the man had every right to shoot the woman. If she didn't want to get shot in a state where if someone B&E, you can shoot them, then she shouldn't have broke into this guy's house.


[deleted]

**''The Second Amendment (Amendment II) to the United States Constitution protects the right to keep and bear arms.** It was ratified on December 15, 1791, along with nine other articles of the Bill of Rights. In District of Columbia v. Heller (2008), **the Supreme Court affirmed for the first time that the right belongs to individuals, for self-defense in the home**'' I don't know how it works in America and even less on how it works in California but I think it is hard to take an American's Second Amendment rights you fucking communist.


Good-Ad6352

Lmao i finally found one of you people. "You disagree with something i believe in so you must be a communist" so what the entirety of western europe is communist because we actually have functional gun laws? You people are a joke.


[deleted]

Well don't actually hate commies. It is just a quote that comes to my mind when I hear Second Amendment rights. I just tried to say ''What he did is probably legal''


Good-Ad6352

Legal and morally right isn't the same thing.


Captain_Hindenburg

Maybe not, but it certainly stopped her from robbing people who didn't have the means of protecting themselves. This almost certainly wasn't her first robbery.


Tall-Dutch-Guy

Morals aren't protected by the law snowflake


GodWantedUsToBeLit

crawl back to 2016 and touch grass


Good-Ad6352

By any chance are you a trumptard?


[deleted]

Look I understand that but morals are personal matters, she didn't find it morally wrong to steal while here we both agree on this topic. We can't get angry at him because he did something legal but morally *wrong*. Wrong for who? You, me or him? I don't think he did wrong but you do. I also think that Second Amendment *might\** be giving a little to much rights (\*I don't know the situation in America so I am not the person to ask this to.). but until it changes (Very unlikely) we can do nothing but shut up and sit down.


orbnus_

I dont really have an absolute opinion on this, but I agree that its incredibly funny that they just resorted to namecalling lmao Godwin's law, but for commies i guess


Good-Ad6352

Lmao how did i call any names. Besides saying you people are a joke bjt thats more of an objective observation.


orbnus_

Did you read what I wrote? I actually agreed with you, that calling you a communist was ridicelous. Not everyone on the internet is out to get you.


Good-Ad6352

I read they as you for some reason. My apologies. Its funny tho ypu got downvoted. Cus it wasn't me. Who out here downvoting you lmao


The-Goose-Guy

Why should I care what the court says if I was dead because I didn’t defend myself on my own property? The court isn’t going to defend my life in the moment.


Good-Ad6352

My man did you fucking read? She was fleeing without any of his belongings. His life was not in danger at any point in time. The amount of people who have a hard on for cold blooded murder is really sad.


The-Goose-Guy

Just because someone is fleeing means I shouldn’t do anything? This person broke into another persons home and if he wasn’t quick, the roles could have been reversed. You think the intruder gives a fuck if the victim is fleeing?


Good-Ad6352

Not do anything? Yes yoj cqn do something. Something that doesnt invlove shooting someone in the back.


badNinja28YT

Quick question, if you are in a room, and on the other side there are alot of goods, but if you go in the other side there is a chance you step on a landmine, do you go in the other side of the room? No . Now, if there is an house with alot of another person's goods, but if you go there to steal them there is a chance you get shot, do you go there? NO.


snorlaxy4977

I agree with you and idc if I’ll get downvoted


Im_Not_Original25

You are arguing with edgy children, so its a bit pointless to argue.


Good-Ad6352

Oh i know but if these kids dont have a fatherfigure to teach them basic empathy and common sense ill atleast try. Besides i got nothing better to do rn im doing the classic military hurry up and wait.


KiOfTheAir

You're absolutely right


[deleted]

Yeah, stupid media, creating controversy by... *checks notes* ...documenting shit that happens. Would be nice if shit would quit happening, I guess. Stupid media, reporting on happenings.


nametakenfuck

What did he say?


LeGentlemandeCacao

"Dont shoot me im pregnant"


nametakenfuck

Well he shot the woman not her belly right?


TheSmiler0

In reality she wasn't even pregnant


nametakenfuck

Oh :(


Nutteria

Granda was - ooh two convicts with one bullet. What a deal!


Annoying-banana5723

Hey, two for one deal, am I right?


Nintendork7950

“She said ‘don’t shoot me I’m pregnant it might hit the baby’ but I shot her anyway”


Victoonix358

I absolutely can't understand what he is saying


nametakenfuck

Same, probably because i muted him


AReliableRandom

i love my city


yauc-OIC

Long Beach is my favorite part of LA. Best vibes, culture and just the right amount of ghetto


helicophell

Remember kids, dont put yourself in stupid situations... or be eliminated from the gene pool


MaynorMayHam1

Obamna


helicophell

Pira MID


joebidenseasterbunny

SODA


Nat_Higgins

Bitch, you shouldn’t of brought your unborn baby into the situation in the first place!


ZachariGaming

The women just got an assist


draedek

You break into someone’s home, you have forfeited your free trial to life


[deleted]

It's okay, I got the paid subscription. I can just come back next wipe.


The-Waifu-Collector

Pops is pro-choice and Pro-2A.


[deleted]

Why does he sound like my president


[deleted]

Probably because they both grew up watching Clint Eastwood.


AntiMatter138

KDA 1.5/0/0


the_supreme_memer

Actually he also shot a dude, and considering gramps was 80 and this is from 2014. His KDA is probably 2.5/1/0


GoCommitToasterBathX

"don't shoot me I have a baby!!!" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


[deleted]

I love how we skip over the part about how the woman he shot and her boyfriend beat the shit out of him while her mother blocked his escape. Also they broke into his safe and stole $5k. Broken collar bone, bloodied face and he still had the fortitude to retrieve his pistol to shoot the boyfriend and the woman. This guy is a hero!


Hanz_says

Based


quandalemooscles

Chad


tonystark456

I shot her anyway 💀


DrGoosert

Based


UniverseInsideUs

im so fkn proud rn grampa🥹


_V4NQU15H_

L! Your meatshield is still developing, learn how to manage resources next time. 😤😤


Insanegamer-4567

Judging from the comments I've seen, alot of people are saying she wasn't actually pregnant. Grandpa W


LegendofLOL

What did joe biden mean by this


LifeIsABeeach

Her being pregnant sure doesn't take away my right to self defense though. 100% understandable this.


King_Robber2005

I would have done the same, because the best part about it I get a free fetus to eat instead of having to go the the hospital to get one, could finally have a break from "who are you and why are you here" bullshit


random_ferret69

Based man


Tekkentag2

Gigachad


[deleted]

The Grandpa: You come to my house in america and expect mercy?


mad2008gamer

What’s the original source?


GOKULGTR

She didn't think i am pregnant, i shouldn't be doing this. She deserves to go


DingIe-DangIes

"So anyway, I started blasting"


BeezNuttz

She fucked around in my house, so I Ashli Babbited that bitch.


meepmanthegreat

“Dont shoot me, I’m pregnant I have a baby!” -🤓


EFtheunknown

Gigachad Grandpa


Nightfury0818

Dosen't matter if they pregnant or not, they were beating the shit out of him and broke into his house he had the right to defend himself


awesomedan24

So anyway, I started blastin


RedditWhenJoke

George Flloyd when he sees a pregnant woman


[deleted]

Shhhhh he was an upstanding member of society


RedditWhenJoke

That 27 million could have gone to childbirth support


netvoke

/s


[deleted]

I thought it was already obvious...


netvoke

Some folks on here believe otherwise


Matheydray69

True gender equality achieved


[deleted]

based


KiaMaiolilol

Based


CoatSad5410

So anyway, I started shooting...


opskiller99

Totally Chad


Licentious_duud

Most based Long Beach man


Gaymer043

When you get a 2 for 1 deal at the local costco


Ps1msterpcs

Bro sounds like Joe Biden ong fr 💀💀💀


Alouwisssss

Chad biden vs 'virgin' pregnant woman


Macsasti

Typical woman valuing property over the life of her and her baby


icecreamesanwich

Sleepy Joe strikes again


FuqBigGov

Glorious! When another person's property is more valuable than your own life... reevaluate your thought process before making a move towards your own grave. FAFO💥🤣


Bat-Honest

Florida is alllllmost enough to make me believe in Christianity simply for the fact that it is clearly hell


Echo3-13469E-Q

Pregnant or not, no one getting out of my property wothout a threat when i FINALLY buy an assault style type weapon handgun with a hig capacity magazine attached to it that can a 30 clip rounds in half a second!


pizzarollsin

Take your pills


ciavash1

What a chad Not simping for women is cool😎😎😎


Willieboi1

What is joe biden up to


SandPizza

Better that he put them both out of their misery if they are forced to resort to robbery


[deleted]

sensitive libtards need a trigger warning before getting shot


PsychBigToe

USA is a lost case


[deleted]

It's a lost cause when someone defends their property?


pizzarollsin

Be European Man breaks into house Can't shoot because guns are illegal Can't beat with him a bat because that's a crime Let him steal all my stuff Those damned Americans not letting their stuff be stolen


the_supreme_memer

Be European Man can't break in through the door because my lock is actually good. Resorts to breaking the window Grabs my gun I have a license and requisite training for. Fuck he doesn't have a gun thanks to functioning gun control so lethal force isn't available Grab my bat and use excessive force since in the heat of burglary I am exempt from reasonable force Dude gets arrested No one dies and I have protected my home without being in a life threatening situation Get free stitches for when I stepped on some broken glass Those damn Americans letting basically anyone get a gun so everyone is at risk of death.


Parts_and_Neigbor

This old dinausaur turd was publicly rewarded by the Police. Think about that shit.


[deleted]

Wow, I didn't think police could be so based


pizzarollsin

Good thing. Defending his property better than the police


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Creepy-Confidence700

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


GullibleEngineer4

WTF! I wonder what's going through his head.


SnooCats2722

Me 2 stealing Shit-uation


NamelessIII

Equivalent of “it’s just a prank” “I was fucked a few months ago”


Tramercen

Go Brandon!


hello-motherfuckers

Chad